Chapter 1: Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time there were three strangers. These strangers were some of the best friends! They might of had there fights but they stuck together. No matter how long it took...

"Coonnneerrrr! how long till we get to the next motel?" Rick wined

"I don't know! You're the one driving!"

"You're the one with the GPS"

or annoying it was they were always friends! But one day they went on a trip. They wanted to go all over equestria. But something went wro-

I though he'd stay up longer then that? Twilight thought and with that went to bed.

"Were. are. UNDER. TREES!!!" Conner yelled

"Then we'll out from under them" Rick retorted

"For the love of god stop your bickering" Joe groaned

"Thank YOU! And for you! just fricking DRIVE!!" Conner growled

"You know what guys"

"What?" Conner and Joe said

"What if right now we were on a hidden camera show? or if were part of an epic? and were get sucked onto an alien plant and have to get home but we. ALL. DIE!" and with that let out a evil laugh. but cut it short to look back at his friends faces.

And as always Conner was face palming and Joe was trying his best not to break out into a fit of laughter

"You have to be the worst kind of person there is. You know that?" Conner muttered

"Yes, yes I know" Rick said proudly

After that ordeal they continued there driving. Now and then Rick would point at something out and make a joke about it. It ended with mixed results. Sometimes they would laugh or just stare. At some point Conner fell asleep.

"-and that's how I broke both my legs an arm and my left hand"

"WOW... uh... that's just-uh... wow" Joe said shocked

"I know right! it hurt like hell for a months!" Rick said exaggerating month.

"ye~ah"

"And speaking of months last month I was on-" his voice was drowned out by a white noise.

"TURN OFF THE RADIO RICK!!!"

"IT AIN'T ON!!!"

"WHA-" Then they blacked out

The ground was soking wet. load cracks or thunder could be herd.

The hell happened? Conner thought I fall asleep and we- we... what did happen? well I was asleep... did we crash?

Crack

okay... Thunder yeah I bet we crashed... wait if we crash then why am I just sitting here! Come on sit up- - - -

Holyshit that's harder then I thought... okay just open your eyes... Conner slowly opened his eyes Thank god it's not mid day or I might have been blinded

His head was pounding. As well strangely he felt extremely weak but as well hurt all over. Raising a hoof he rubbed his temples...Wait... HOOF!!! Conner jumped. Casing him to hit the roof of the car. But it didn't bother him. He just fumbled with the door handle and ran out of the Jeep.

"WHAT THE FU-"

Crack

"I'M A HORSE!!!" At this point Conner was hyperventilating. "Shitshitshitshitshitthiscan'tbehap-" Smack "Oww!" Conner yelled look to the pony who hit him.

"Calm the hell down Conner" said the brown unicorn

Conner froze how did this horse know his name Conner's mouth opened and close a few times before it chimed in again

"It's Rick" it deadpanned

"OH Thank god your here man! I'm A HORSE"

Rick gave Conner a disappointed look before starting up again "Out of all people I would think you would know what we are."

"What do you mean?"

"...Mlp"

"..."

"..."

Conner's eyes widened as he look at his body. He was a paper white Pegasus. His tail was short and the color was an emerald green. Runner to the car's side view mirror Green eyes met his. His mane was the same color as his tail. "YOU GOT TO BE FU-"

Crack

"Big Mac did ya hear that?" An orange farm pony asked her brother

"Nope"

"It sounded like a pony yellin' hmm... musta been my imagination"

"DUDE! calm. down." Rick said with his hoofs on his shoulders

"Calm. calm?! how are YOU CALM. YOU'RE A PONY TO YA KNOW"

"I know."

"you know" Conner dead panned "No tears no nothing? no yelling no freaking out?"

"Dude I went through the seven stages of grief already"

"HOW LONG WERE YOU UP?"

"About... um... eleven hours"

Conner only replied with his right eye twitching

"But on the up side it looks like I slapped you out of second stage" Rick said happily "but let get Joe" as rick walked to the jeep Conner took a better look at him. He was a brown unicorn. his tail and mane were a brown much like his coat. His mane was strange it looked like he greased it forward.

Rick pulled Joe out of the car. Joe was unfazed by this he WAS just passed out. He was light grey earth pony his mane was brushed back. It's color was a darker grey and his eye were a light blue. Rick gave him a few good slaps to the face (to wake him up). He eventually woke up

"Good mornin' sleeping beauty"

"uh... hey?"

"it's me... Rick"

"Really?"

"yeah and you're a pony to"

"...WHAT!!!"