I'm the god of what now!?
Chapter 1: This is ......odd (chpt 1)
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Well this day sure has started off strange. One minute I'm getting out of bed and the next I'm staring down some necklace wearing ponies firing this huge rainbow thing at me......but I guess before we get back to the matter at hand, perhaps I should introduce myself. My name is Thomas.....and that looks to be about all I can say, because that rainbow's about to hit me!
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As Twilight and her friends unleashed their power at Discord, she felt a surge of relief fill her at the thought that he would be sealed in stone once again. She took a moment to look at her friends and saw that they were looking at Discord with confusion in their eyes. Twilight quickly turned her gaze to the draconequus and couldn't believe what she saw. Instead of the look of utter defeat that was on his face just moments ago, he looked disoriented and startled. Before she could think of a reason for it, their attack hit and he was engulfed by it's familiar prismatic light.
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"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THIS IS GONNA HURT!!!!" Thomas thought as the strange rainbow light hit him. "AAAHHhh..h..h....h? Wait, it....it doesn't hurt? Well that's good I guess, but it still doesn't help me figure out what's going on here....where ever here is." As the odd light show finished, Thomas took a moment to look himself over to see if everything was still truly were it should be, freezing at what he saw. "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!? WHERE ARE MY ARMS?! THESE ARE NOT MY ARMS! AND......AND THESE CAN'T BE MY LEGS......IS....IS THAT A TAIL!?"(THUD!!) All of this was too much, Thomas passed out in a heap on the ground from the stress of it all.
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Twilight couldn't believe what she was seeing, Discord was still standing there like nothing had happened. "Quick everyone get ready to try the spell again, we can't let Discord remain free!" However, just as they started to charge up for another attack Discord had started to scream.
Everyone suddenly stopped, unsure of what was going on, "Um, Twilight, what's happening to him?" Asked Fluttershy with a concerned look starting to grow on her face.
"I'm not sure. He should have just turned back to stone, but it sounds like he's screaming about his........limbs?" Just as Twilight finished her sentence Discord collapsed on the ground, starting to twitch.
"Quick! We have to make sure he's not hurt!" cried Fluttershy as she rushed off towards the fallen figure of their enemy, all thought of danger to herself forgotten in her haste to help another creature that could be hurt.
"Wait sugercube! He could be tryin' tah trick yah'! We don't know what jus' happened, but it can't be good!" cried Applejack as she and the others chased after Fluttershy.
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"Wuh? Did I just pass out? Wha.....what was I doing just now? There were those ponies and that light and then........NOW I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED!" as Thomas shot up into a sitting position, he quickly looked around for the ones that obviously did this to him. "THERE YOU ARE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME? YOU TURNED ME INTO A MONSTER!" he screamed at the group of ponies that were running at him. "AND ANOTHER THING........”(wait, I'm yelling at ponies, can they even understand me? and why did they turn me into this thing in the first place?) he thought to himself as his rant about his current predicament ran out of steam. As the ponies drew closer to him, he noticed that they all had looks of fear and confusion on their faces. All save for the butter colored one with .....wings? (Is that a Pegasus?) This was all getting to be to much, and as the adrenaline from his anger left him, he once again started to pass out. Just as he was fading out he heard a concerned voice say "What's wrong with Discord, Twilight?" and then he was gone.
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"Pinkie Pie, what do you mean what's wrong with him?"
"Well he really didn't sound like the same big meaniehead that he was before. He sounded like somepony that was scared and unhappy."
"Oh whatever Pinkie. He was just yelling at us about us doin something to him!"
"Um..actually Rainbow Dash..I uh think Pinkie might be right..."
“What do you mean Fluttershy?" asked Twilight.
"Well, I can tell if an animal is scared or not by looking in its eyes, and I could see real fear in his."
"Ok, but that still doesn't explain all that yelling about us turning him into a monster."
"Maybe we should send a letter to the princesses and ask them what happened?" Twilight nodded in agreement rushing off to get Spike, wanting to have him send a letter to ask for some help as soon as possible with this whole mess. Now all they had to do was figure out how to keep Discord from causing any more trouble before help arrived.
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Discord sat in his new body chuckling to himself quietly. True, he wasn't a god anymore, but hey he didn't get turned into a statue again, that was always a bonus. "So what kind of mischief can I get up to in this world, I wonder?"
To be continued.....
<A.N>
Well what can I say about this story.....it's the first time I've written in over four years. I'm not even sure how I was able to write this down it's like I've got some weird form of dislexia that dosen't let me write down or type my ideas. but anyways lets get to the meat of this muffin. I have been reading stories off this site for about a month now and seeing all these great stories finally gave me an idea and the courage to try my hand at writing again I can't really say if this story will update all that often what with my write-lexia and all but I'm going to try my hardest to at least get this story done. and on that note I would like to say that all comments are welcome and any criticism would help because I will be the first to tell you my writing is probably terrible...........PROFESSOR LITMUS AWAY!!!!!!!!