Some lavender alicorn princess had the bright idea to create a holiday where anypony could come and tell their concerns to Mayor Mare. Any pony. Without an appointment. All day.
Mayor Mare almost made it through the inaugural one without snapping. Or drinking. Or plotting murder.
Until the last appointment...
This is the story of the first, last and only Ponyville Citizen Speak Up Day.
The title was inspired by Lethal Weapon and Cola Bubble Gum. The story was written out of an attempt to kill writer's block.
Rated teen for alcohol use and (likely) future swearing.
UPDATE: Briefly seen in the side box. Hooray.
UPDATE 2: New and improved, with ColgateTM!