As we rushed outside, we considered the options of what jokes to say once we got there. How about a big green booger?

Nah it's too stupid, Yoda farts were better

We discussed that pointless subject until we exited the building and saw the sky. First off, it was green, Skies aren't normally green, are they? Second, there was a green rock flying straight towards the building, pulsating with more of the color, splitting into it's primary colors as if it were a moving painting, blue and yellow spilling out of the back. It wasn't gaseous at all, just a giant green fire flying into the atmosphere.

We watched as it started flying closer, changing from a petal to a golf ball to the moon, lighting the whole sky from blue to aqua to green. After about six seconds of thinking and calculating, i realized that the school wasnt the best place to be inside. Maybe a bomb shelter. "Get the students out of the school!" I yelled to Mr. Sanders.

He seemed to agree with me and ran inside, yelling at us to run away. His commands went in one ear and out the other.

Dude, don't. That meteor will be here in like five minutes, there's more humans anyway! Zaanne complained as I started running to the school. The other kids started a paniced stampede out of the blast zone, pulling ray along with them.

I don't care if you care about humans, I can't just sit here and expect a 70 year old to get up the stairs in five minutes! by the time i got to the door, i had about 13 of the 16 students yelling at me to get back. Ray was just staring at me, probably confused on what i was doing.

I was tempted to yell back "Gotta go to the bathroom!" As if that were a reasonable excuse to go into my school on point of it's inevitable destruction, but instead i silently opened the glass doors and snuck in to help my least favorite high school.

As i charged to the stairs, Mr. Sanders got sight of me and started hollering to go back outside. He had already collected the kindergarteners from the basement, which would have been a good place if it were a tornado. Problem was this one would probably just kill them, even if we were hiding under cement. Pompeii would not come to me today.

It's amazing how fast you can run up the stairs when people might die. I began opening the doors and yelling at people "IT'S GONNA HIT THE SCHOOL!!!" Since the intercom had already said that there would be a meteor flying over us. Why nobody hit the fire alarm is completely above me.

I had told the last class to get out before the noise of screams came from outside, signaling the meteors income. Running to an open wall, i saw the school roof glow red, then green. The roof itched itself in lines, like a cyborg roof, then exploded. Light blinded me instantly as a shockwave blasted me into the wall, shattering any sence i previously had.

It took a good three minutes for me to get my thoughts and vision back, Zaanne regaining speech Holy fuck, what was that?!

I couldn't look straight at it since it was still glowing too brightly, but i could see that it wasnt rock, or metal. It was a pure green crystal, as Tristen had said, with bits of it laying everywhere. After a few more seconds it sent a wave of energy, changing what i could see to green.

Trying too look at it, i realized from the shadows around me were the only visible things, glowing green in negative lighting. "Night vision?" I asked myself as another wave shot out, bringing the lights back to normal.

After a few more waves and more random things, like the walls turning into daggers and two little rock things crawling out of the crystal as if it were syrup, i realized that i was on one of the only standing parts of the school, aside from mr sanders lab and a few classes, suspended by weak pillars

We need to get off, don't we? Zaanne asked, as if I weren't going to. To my left, there was a mound of rubble that seemed sturdy enough to walk on, to my right, one of those things that had came out of the crystal started walking towards me, also having a crystal like imorphous structure. It began changing shape until it became... Me.

He looked like a perfect copy of me, the messy curls of hair, the chubby face, the muscles that seemed too powerful for a couch potato (oh I'm not being cocky). The only difference being glowing emerald-like eyes and he looked like he was about done with the world he just landed on. Pure fear filled my head, telling me that Zaanne wasn't happy to see our new guests.

Aliens? In 2013? Interesting. Kill it please.

Why? It's not doing anything bad. I said. It seemed to read my thoughts as it punched the outer wall. The entire hall glowed green and exploded, reveling the outside. The kids were running as fast as they could to... Anywhere but where i was. I was alone besides Zaanne and the clone walking towards me.

That's some bad alieny shit there! Zaanne shouted.

lets try talking to him. Ok, not my brightest idea, but I was curious.

Ok, tell him 'Hola seres de la roca que brilla intensamente, tenemos el placer de conocerte' I had no clue what he had said.

"Yeah, no" I said aloud, grabbing his attention.

Immediatly he started talking in my voice, with chilling coolness. "Hello, who are you?" He spoke, giving me shivers when he spoke in one of the only voices I've known my whole life, spoke by a complete stranger. Much worse that it was my own.

"I-I'm Gabriel. Why did you punch the wall? Are you ok?" I asked shakily. I tend to get caring at bad times. As soon as I said that, the other rock like thing that i completely forgot about grabbed my arms from behind, full Nelson style. He began to change and become me as well, but his voice is what creeped me the most.

"We're just here to explore, we like new people" he spoke next to me, giving me the deepest chills as he talked in Zaanne's voice, which was more of a brash and cocky feel "new people to copy and become"

H-how the hell did he do that!? Zaanne stuttered. When you scare Zaanne, you've done well.

It is not too hard sir, we copy you. Anything you show, we can preform. the thing spoke in my head, scaring me more than needed. Our ship crashed here from it's engine breaking off on our scanning trip to that rock you call Titan, about a week ago. lucky we found your destination so quickly!

So... An attack on Titan? Zaanne questioned

"Close enough", Gabe2 said

"Then how did we know of your coming from a few weeks ago?" I yelled, losing my caring touch, "Astronomers can't tell what you are flying either. Who are you?!"

"That's unimportant, for now we need someone to extract for information of this world to create another, for we will make the ultimate world!" Zaanne2 shouted, getting closer to me. "Are we done with questions?" not a thing to ask after making that kind of confrontation.

I didn't know what he was talking about, making new worlds and such. This was the only world that had oxygen, so if they scanned that they'd be about 50% ready to build a planet, but with no inhabitants? Also if they scanned me for a world, they would just make a weird version of equestria. Not exactly the "ultimate world".

Scanned probably wasn't the best word for it, but i can't think of a better one. Absorbed isn't right and take in sounds wrong.

Suddenly i realized i better do something before i get killed, or scanned and take the chance of losing my memory again. Luckily Zaanne was there to tell me what to do.

"One more. Do you know battle technics yet?" I asked. Seeing the meteor's shockwave comming, i jumped up and planted my feet on the copy's face, kicking up again to backflip over the other. With his grip broken, he spun to try and grapple me again, but was met by a fist to the chest, knocking him back into his friend. Being me, they were far more than clumsy and heavy enough to be knocked over eachother in the next wave, putting everything in slow motion, making them take their time trying trying to kill me.

As they took their time trying to get back up i chimed slowly, "Maccaroni", running to the window area in the wall and jumping out.

Maybe jumping out of a story high window into a flaming building wasn't the best idea. I hit the ground rolling, safe enough, but my shirt caught on fire so i patted that out quickly. Zaanne was explaining me the plan, to get to the crystal ship and try deactivating it to see if the aliens would stop working. At least take out the shockwaves.

The plan was inturupted when they hopped down to me, meeting me halfway to the ship. "Where do you think you're going?" Zaanne2 asked, adding Zaanne's tinge of annoyance.

"Uhh... Around..." I began the other way as another shockwave hit, shooting a blue flame ring in every direction. As it hit them, they started slapping at their new clothes like i had with the previous flame. After a confused look when the fire didn't actually affect us, they focused their attention back to me, which wasn't what i wanted.

I ran to Mr. Sanders lab.

I rushed through the classroom, the aliens pretty far behind me. It looked nothing like his class, which was on fire at the time. Blue walls surrounded the room, with two rows of bar tables That had sinks and gas things placed in them for his science fun stuff (got a better name?). His lab was safe for now, but heat and smoke filled the roof. He held many chemicals that did not go well with heat, and he stored those in a big red box saying "DO NOT SET ON FIRE" In bold, as if anyone in their right mind were to set it on fire. Luckily i wasn't in my right mind, i was in my left. Taking the only thing i knew about science, i snatched a bottle that had random words on it. My eyes burned in the smoke but i was able to make out:

"Magnesium, reactions to fire may cause blindness"

That's simple as fuck, Zaanne said. I was quickly getting sick of his language. It was about 20 grams, which I thought is enough to cause a small sun, or make pretty fireworks, or not work at all.

When I looked back, they were there, eyeing me devilishly, as if playing with me now. There was a second exit, which led to the crash scene, problem was they were already there, the green fire following them, gaining speed as they hopped over desks and pushed aside chairs.

"... Crap". I opened the lid to the metallic material, which were small pebbles used for giving a neat light show, only they were so bright under fire that you weren't supposed to look straight at it.

As they got closer, the fire erupted inside, glowing the room a forest green above the blue painted walls. If i stayed near the chemicals, chances are I'd suffocate from their fumes or desinigrate, and the aliens would take me and most likely scan my brain to finish their copying, which would be bad. They had already scanned Zaannes voice, the closest guy i know, and that pissed me off more.

One stopped a foot from me, fire passing around them harmlessly. It took abit of nerve to not push them back screaming, but i stood still, and waited for both to surround me. Foolishly they cornered me, the fire now melting the chemicals box, pouring out red smoke slowly. I had about ten seconds before the fire melted through into the flammable crap, so i poured the magnesium and closed my eyes.

At first, nothing. Then the ground started to heat, signaling the fire had come to my legs. I ran and squinted my eyes for a second to see the aliens, grab their shirts and toss them behind me. They tumbled again and stood to probably become blinded, since i heard screaming and even could see the glow of red through my eyelids as i went out the door.

"That wasn't too hard" i told myself as i slid down some debris to walk to the ship. I hadn't realized the fireworks seared my pants and probably burned my legs, but i had other things to worry about. Before i could look over the crater that the meteor made, another shockwave went through, and i suddenly couldn't control my body.

I watched as i held my hand out, apparently testing the new movements, then an all too familiar voice spoke up. At first i thought it was the alien but realized it was much more interesting.

"fuck yeah", Zaanne, or I, smirked cockily, "let's do this shit."

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The wall exploded a few seconds later as the aliens stumbled out of the lightshow, puffing out red smoke from their lungs and stumbling on eachother dizzily, trying to cough out the poison that they had apparently inhaled. Zaanne was there to meet them.

"Sup faggots," he shouted in minorly lewd aggression, "done fucking each other or did you just get tired of Gabe's shitty fireworks?" The feeling of the cuss words left a bad taste in my mouth, but i couldn't control that. I wanted to tell him to stoop blabbering and get away, but I figured he'd just attack anyway.

After a moment's confusion, gabe2 responded, "what is this 'fucking' you speak of?" I laughed and realized that my voice just echoed throughout my head, like Zaanne's voice does, or used to.

"looks like I'm in charge for now" He said, apparently not used to needing to keep words in certain places, like in his head. He started a run at the aliens. I guessed that they copied my previous trick, since they tried punching at Zaanne's chest, only to be blocked by a hand. In less than a few seconds, Zaanne had side flipped one over his shoulder and was starting to the other, who still seemed to be affected by the smoke. A clean kick to the chest made him fall back, ridding him of his problem in a huge puff of red that Zaanne hopped from.

He let them fumble back up and look to us maddly, as if WE were the bad guys. Apparently they didn't like being messed around with, since one punched the ground, causing the floor about 3 meters in diameter to glow like the wall and explode. He walked out of the new engulfed crater like nothing happened.

The other had began to charge, sticking his fist out. Zaanne hopped to the side, foot out, and swung his leg at the alien. There was a squeak at contact that only i could make from a sharp inhale, and the alien crumpled. Apparently he was new to being kicked in the stomach, or having one at all.

Thing 1 and 2 realigned next to eachother after he got back up. Now standing shoulder to shoulder, they paced around us like tigers on the hunt, even growling at us, until we were flanked, stumbling and moaning the whole way, then they charged again, comming at full speed, their fists glowing as they charged another boom punch.

This time we both had the same great idea. Zaanne let them get about a foot away then jumped, somehow gaining the air to hop over one, missing a bad headbut by a few inches, and let them crash fists into eachother. As soon as they hit, they both glowed green before a flash of light hit, knocking everyone back. Since they got the most impact they rocketed into the remaining walls, the building peices collapsing on them.

Me and Zaanne were thrown a few feet back, sliding safely on the gym floor, but our shirt was ripped so much it eventually was just a peice of cloth, which Zaanne put in our pocket. Our pants seemed just singed from the chemistry lesson. We weren't at all injured, but we looked like we had just slid through a chimney. Our body was coated in black stuff from the ashes and smoke everywhere, my hair was almost pitch black from all the soot around the place. The smoke burned in our eyes, though it seemed to be filtered quickly through the holes everywhere.

Holes were kind of an understatement. The school was a mess, all that was left was a blue eagle on the floor, never to fly out. The sun shown brightly everywhere, with absolutely no walls left. The school had became a pile of debris, and the only ones to blame looked exactly like me.

After about 20 seconds later, another shockwave hit, flipping me back to having control over myself.

That was THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN!!!!

The aliens seemed they were not gonna (Texan, i'll say gonna if i wanna say gonna) get back up anytime soon after their meetup with the REAL Zaanne. I figured Zaanne gave them a good enough peice of America to initialize 'dont fuck with texas... Or the other 49 states... Or Canada.... Or, know what, just don't fuck with the earth, we do it enough to ourselfs'.

getting to the meteor as quickly as i could i noticed it was not something i would like to fly.

It seemed to have cooled itself and was showing to be impossible to hold anyone, being about the size of a smart car and shooting jagged spikes everywhere, reflecting blue, yellow and green light across the floor. It glowed deeply with a strange energy, making me think of all things at once for some reason.

Every memory that i have recovered and made sprang into my head so quickly that i had to sit down. It seemed to be scanning my entire brain. Every thought, every imagination, fantasy or emotion was scanned into it, filling the crystal until it made a loud "DING"

Then it exploded. A flash of light and an ear bleeding BOOM later, and i was weightless, flying several feet, then yards, then meters, away. I'm pretty sure i fell unconceous, but i could still see lights and feel a cold feeling in my chest.

I hit the ground, hard. After awhile of bouncing off the ground and crashing through what i thought were trees, i stopped in what might of been grass.

The heat of the sun spread over me as i laid there, bleeding a lot from unknown areas, prabobly everywhere. Nothing could function correctly, prabobly because nothing would move. Zaanne was groaning as if he got hit in the head by a truck, or fifty trucks. That's all i could think of before i blacked out...

Author's Notes:

I'll fix the capitalization and italisizes once i get a computer, which may be awhile.