(I DO NOT CLAIM ANY FORM OF OWNERSHIP OVER MY LITTLE PONY)

The best laid plans of gods and ponies often go awry.

Princesses Celestia and Luna did not always rule Equestria, this much we know. Where then, did they come from? What about Discord? What came before the ponies?

Had to write this, had this idea in my head for weeks. This could be considered a HiE fic but it's not quite the same as the standard affair we're so used to seeing. Some adult themes in the story as well as sufficient bad language but i've tried to maintain some modesty and put in some humour where I can in the story. If you have any criticism I will happily take it on board as I seek to make this idea as good as I can. Character tags will be updated as I add chapters involving them.