A confession, hm? Alright, I'll play along. I even have something I want to confess... Win-win.

I'll make this short and sweet. I am a performer. I entertain parties and whatever else I can with music. But... We all need a little boost here and there. Some ponies drink coffee, or take medicine to keep them up. Me? I do lines of weed. And no, I don't mean marijuana. I mean weed-weed... Crabgrass, dandelions, that sort of stuff. I crush it up and sniff it up. Why? Because it's my good luck charm.

This is a confessional. Don't judge me. I'm sure you do weird things too.

Calm - Confession. "I can trust you?"

O-Okay... I was told I can confess things here. Well... I do have something that's been really bothering me. So... I can trust you, right?

It's like this... I live alone. Not really by choice... But, well, because I don't have any parents. They both 'disappeared' after a horrible train accident. They say it was an accident... But it was MY fault! Oh, Celestia! I was just a filly! The other ponies said putting a bit on the train tracks would be funny! I-I-I...! I didn't even know they were on the train that night! I killed my own parents! O-Oh! And it gets worse! The train roster said two members of the "Apple Family" where on there too! Oh... Oh Celestia, I couldn't bare to tell the Apples what I did. I didn't mean to...

I'm... I'm horrible...

BORING!: Confession. "Uh..."

Confession? Uh... Well I-- No...

How 'bout the time I--N-no... Came clean on that one... Well, I've been dying to--Shoot... Everypony already knows that... Consarn it! I ain't got nothin' to confess!

Shoo... Sorry 'bout wastin' yer' time.

Starscream - Confession 2. "I didn't miss much."

Yeah. Turns out I had something else I needed to spill. What can you do, right?

It always sorta bothered me when I saw all the pegasi I knew in Flight Camp get their diplomas at the end of the year. Still bugs me to this day... Honestly, I never passed Flight Camp. Heck, I never passed middle school. I have no education outside of elementry school and what I learned from experience. But did that stop me? No. I got a kicking job, I do what I love, and nopony is the wiser.

But... Still nice to admit things from time to time. Heh.