A/N: For all of you who have been reading the comments, you know in this story I plan to destroy Equestria, since this is the pony hater version of me. The alternate is where I am a brony and befriend the mane six. So, for the final stretch of the story, I want to put in a kick-ass song to play, like last chapter, for when I actually do the whole Armageddon thing. PM me with any suggestions you might have. Otherwise, I will put 115 from Call Of Duty Zombies as the song.

Chapter 3

The Day After

I wasn't sure if it was just me, but I was the only one who didn't partake in the punch excessively last night, and I'm the only one one not walking around like an idiot this morning. I shrugged it off and went into the library. Twilight and Spike most likely were still asleep, so I crept over to the bookcase, and searched the history section. I found a book titled 'Humans: A Difinitive Guide'. I pulled it off the shelf. I flipped through, and the book accurately described what modern society was like. It also stated that humans went extinct after they used up the planet's resources. It then showed the evolution of equines into the dominant species. The last part, however, was extremely interesting. It showed a cylindrical device created by the humans that could wipe out an entire country. I instantly recognized it as a nuclear warhead.

I heard Twilight wake up, and she was humming a tune. It hit me then, I know that tune. It was the theme song of My Little Pony, and I HATED that show. And I woke up inside it. I made it my personal goal to detonate that nuke by any means nessecary. I grabbed the book, signed it out on the sheet, and looked it over to see if there were any leads as to where the nuke was, and it said there was a cave in Whitetail Wood that housed a strange room, but no one knew anything about what was in it. I grabbed a map, bought some food from various stands, and walked out to the woods.

I found the cave fairly easily, and went inside. I found a vault door, and turned the handle on it. I walked in, and heard a recording play over an intercom. "Welcome to the United States Nuclear Missile Controll Base." The message was replayed in several more languages. I found the main terminal, the one that read 'Launch Sequence', and turned it on. Apparently some of the software was damaged, because I didn't need a password. .

I found a satellite camera, and tried to turn it on. To my surprise, it turned on, and I saw a huge mountain with a city carved into the side of it. I checked the map, and found out I was looking at Canterlot, the capital of Equestria. I looked north of Equestria on the map, and saw the Griffin Kingdoms. I read the news about the increasing hostility between the two countries in the news, and figured I should make a profit while I rid the world of these horrid ponies. Thankfully, I was not far from the border at this point, and decided to make my trip there. After all, who's going to miss little old me?