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Are you living in Fillydelphia? Do you have a problem? Is that problem an unwanted dead body? Gilda and Trixie have just the solution for you! Call now!
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Fillydelphia! City of a thousand glittering opportunities! Come to Fillydelphia! Get your mane cut! Divorce your spouse! Buy a chariot! Rent a condo! Fillydelphia! The city that glows like the gin blossoms on its mayor’s face!

Trixie and Gilda have been in Fillydelphia for some time, and it’s almost, but not quite, to their taste. There’s no good work — at least, no good work with monthly paychecks, annual performance reviews and a promotion track that doesn’t involve murder — for a travelling illusionist and an uncertified bouncer, so to cover the rent they’ve had to resort to bad work.

Well, not bad bad work. And certainly not that sort of bad work. The hours are good, the pay is more than adequate, and the people they meet are interesting.

They cater to a certain clientele, ponies who know it’s not just what you have in life that makes you happy, but what you don’t have. Like vengeful rivals. Or snitches. Or nosy detectives.

Or dead bodies.

When that is the particular problem, Gilda and Trixie get a call. For a reasonable price and a good reference, they’ll make your problem disappear...

Dubious
Complete
Comedy
Slice of Life
Dark

14,457 words: Estimated 58 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

3 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Odd Jobs [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 23rd, 2013
    2,417
  2. Chapter 2: Snapperdoodles [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 10th, 2013
    5,258
  3. Chapter 3: Overtime [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 30th, 2013
    6,782
Published Sep 1st, 2013
Last Update Sep 30th, 2013

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