A couple of days after the Changeling peace accord, the Princesses, Changeling Queen, Shining Armor and the Bearers of the Elements were walking through Canterlot Castles wonderful garden in bloom. The group stopped in front of a statute many of them were familiar with, one that six of them had created not so long ago. Having been explained the recent history, the changeling Queen was surprised

“Discord escaped and was cast back in stone so quickly? His chaotic impact was not even sensed by our kingdom!”

“Yeah, we were pretty epic and quick about it, although it was a two parter like with Nightmare Moon” Pinkie Pie explained, looking in a blank piece of hedging on the fourth wall of the garden “and like with King Somb....wait...which season is this?” the pink pony turned back to the others.

“Anyway...yes we quickly defeated him” Twilight ignored the usual randomness, which is hard when she had suddenly become an Alicorn for very flimsy reasons. {Authors note - this is a dig at my own story, not the MLP writers}

“I didn’t stand a chance at enslaving you all and feasting on your love, did I?” Chrysalis moped

“No!” everypony replied, already used to the Queens dry humour.

“So why are we here?” Cadence asked “Not that I don’t just love the gardens!”

“To release Discord” Luna replied nonchalantly, brushing a lose piece of grass off her hoof.

“WHAT?” everypony except Celestia replied in shock.

After a fairly long argument, including an impromptu musical number from the two oldest alicorns about redemption (Luna’s singing voice being so majestic that no recording device could ever do it justice), eventually the bearers of the elements used their patented Rainbow DNA Blast to un-prison the god of Chaos.

Discord was surprised to be released so soon after his capture, being aware of the passage of time even when frozen. But after he stretched out his various limbs, and mocked everypony in sight, he noticed something different. “Wait my little ponies, something is different!”

“Is it the Changeling standing with us, rather than attacking us?” Fluttershy asked, for some reason not fearing the draconequus.

“No, not that”

“Oh, that would be me...I’m a Princess now” Twilight giggled.

“Not officially” Luna replied.

“No, an extra pair of wings isn’t it, nor having a bride and groom inwardly glowing from their first few nights of matrimonial coupling!”

“Hey!” Shining called out, whilst Cadence just turned away blushing deeply trying to keep a little bit of decorum.

“Something else feels different?”

“Oh, that would be me again…”Twilight blushed “…well the elements really. I channelled the elements to strip away some of your powers when releasing you. You are now no more, and no less, powerful than me, Luna, Celestia, Cadence or Chrysalis”

Discord eyed up Twilight to see if she was bluffing, and tried using his powers. He made a nearby statue come to life, but Celestia simply used her magic to undo it. “No more, no less!” Twilight repeated “And be glad I didn’t make you less powerful” she added, to a raspberry from Discord.

Luna addressed the sulking god “Discord, this is your last chance. With the Changeling peace treaty in place, the elements back working for these six ponies and all other nations at peace, there will be no more chances to escape - harmony has defeated chaos. You can stay here in Canterlot and become a useful part of society, or be cast forever in stone”

A few weeks had past, and Discord had regretted just not being a bird perch for the rest of existence. Being a useful part of society was so boring.

Now, he wouldn’t have minded it a few thousand years ago, when there was a lot going on. He remembered the times he had actually worked together with Celestia and Luna to defeat all sorts of evil foes. But with harmony reigning, there wasn’t much to excite the god of chaos.

Cadence and Shining Armour had taken over the Crystal Empire – boy did discord miss that stallion as he was the only pony less powerful than discord that stood up to him. Everypony else, alicorns and for some reason Fluttershy excluded, avoided him but that one stallion would not back down. He respected that – he still caused all sorts of minor chaos for the poor stallion, but only because he was a pony Discord respected.

And of course he sort of respected Fluttershy, but that was more friendship and caring then respect. The timid pegasus really looked out for him whenever they were around each, and he was the only pony to defend him when the vines took over and kidnapped Celestia and Luna. Of course the situation with the plunder seeds had been funny but with Twilight now a powerful princess there was no chance of them really taking over. He still made the bearers of the elements work out how to defeat the vines and whilst Celestia and Luna weren’t happy at what happened, they never actually happy around him anyway.

Since then Twilight was spending more time back in Ponyville, and Chrysalis had left with her swarm for her country-wide feeding tour. This left him with the boring royal pony sisters for company, and were they boring. Okay, that was a bit of a lie. They were boring most of the time, running the country and looking after their little ponies. But they were involved in an epic prank war, which had restarted after a thousand year “halftime” as they affectionately referred to it. Discord simultaneously took both and neither side in the war, causing as much extra pranking as possible.

But this could only entertain him for so long…he was missing something and needed more.

Discord was happily laying and munching on a candyfloss cloud, when he noticed the shadow of somepony flying over to meet him. Looking up he saw Twilight Sparkle approach, and then land softly next to him.

“Hello Discord. How are things?”

“Boring, thanks for asking” he replied drolly.

Twilight started sinking into the cloud, and began to prepare a spell to free herself. Discord flicked her horn which stopped it from working temporarily – it was a spell he had learnt from the royal sisters prank war, one that once cast lasted for a few minutes with no prevention or cure. Unable to free herself with magic, Twilight tried to fly off but the cloud continued to suck her in. Panicking, she started to struggle more and more but it was in vain – the cloud continued to creep over her body, trapping her wings.

Within a few moments Twilight lay with just her face sticking out of the cloud, looking like some sort of pink fluffy puffy pony, “And here I was finding you so I could take you to a nice gift I made for you” she moped as she tried to release herself, before settling down and simply blowing a raspberry at Discord.

“A hoof-made gift, how delightful” Discord mocked the trapped princess, creating and placing a candyfloss beard under Twilights head.

“Oh, you’ll really like it” Twilight responded in a tone that for some reason caught the draconequus’s attention. He had respect for Twilight, as unlike the other princesses she could appreciate a laugh. He snapped his fingers and restored Twilight to the top of the cloud, all traces of the sticky foodstuff gone.

“Well, we might as well have a look at it, it’ll pass some time I suppose.” he replied as flatly as he could, but Twilight could tell he was interested. The pair flew off the cloud, landing just outside the palace. Twilight led discord through the castle, and down into the more secret areas nopony usually went, before finally stopping in front of a plain looking door, which had the words “Discords Room – ponies beware” etched into it.

“In here is a very special room I’ve put aside for you.”

“Oh, what’s so special about it?” Discord asked. He could sense there was something powerful at work behind the door, but tried to not pretend he was excited.

“Open it and see” she teased, sticking out her tongue again.

Discord opened the door, and looked inside to what was an ordinary looking room. He turned to look at Twilight, but she had a massive smile on her face, which left him speechless. Confused he turned back and took a step inside the room. As soon as he did, he felt a powerful magic wash over him, one he hadn’t felt for many weeks.

Seeing the slow grin cross discords face, Twilights own face lit up in delight and she trotted into the room next to him “In this room you have most of your powers back. In this room the usual laws of physics don’t apply. Well, they apply exactly how you want them to.”

“What, how?” Discord was showing signs of being genuinely touched.

“Well, it’s been obvious to everypony that you’re a little down in the dumps. So, I released some of the powers we stripped from you into this room only for you to play with. Your powers don’t reach outside this room, and if you ever try anything to make that happen, not only will I take away this room, but will take away all of your magic.”

“Yes, mum!” Discord rolled his eyes across the ground.

“Yes, I will literally ground you, I did raise Spike after all so I know how to deal with bipedal, clawed creatures” Twilight pushed Discord playfully with her hooves “Now, other ponies can come into this room and they will be at your whim as but you must tell them that and give them regular opportunities to leave”

“Why would any pony be willing to do that?” Discord asked confused

“I think you and Pinkie could have a lot of fun in here! Imagine your powers, and your combined imagination, working together. And your other friends might be willing to do the same if you ask them nicely, and give them some fun along as you own. As long as there is no real danger or damage, you may find us ponies actually like what you can do!”

“That does sound…well…nice” Discord smiled, as he was already turning the room into a complete exact copy of chaos Ponyville, making the room much bigger on the inside then it actually was. “And what about you princess, what could we do?”

“Well, I can’t say I approve in your taste in books – actually eating them!” she half scowled, half laughed “Unfortunately I don’t think there’s much we could do together. I like the boring serious stuff too much.”

“Oh, okay then” Discord’s face fell, and he slumped to a seated position on the floor “Thanks for showing me the room, it’s a wonderful gift Twilight!”

“Discord, it's no problem as we’re friends. But what’s wrong? I thought you would love it, but you seem even sadder!”

“Can I tell you something…as a friend?” Discord was a little shy, which completely threw Twilight off.

“Of course” Twilight sat next to the draconequus

“You won’t like it!”

“Okay, but if you want, or need, to tell me something, then that’s what you need to do for our friendship!”

Discord sighed “Well, I have a lot of resentment towards you. You defeated me so easily and have now limited my power. You are now more powerful then me. Me! The immortal god of chaos! And you barely twenty years old! And I hate you for it...”

Twilight’s ears fell a little as Discord spoke “But equally I hate that I feel that way. You’ve been nothing but kind to me since my second release, and now you’ve gone and done this!” Discord motioned round the room “And yet, deep down there’s just this feeling…” the draconequus trailed off.

Twilight put a wing round him “Thank you for telling me…I had no idea you truly felt this way”

“I just want to…hit you or something!”

Twilight took a breath in “Then why don’t you?” Noticing Discords surprise, the pony turned and closed the door to the room with her magic “Let’s have a fight!”

“But, this is my realm, my rules. You don’t stand a chance!”

“That may be the case, but if it’s what you need to get over this, then as a true friend I’m willing to do that.”

After a bit of discussion, the pair quickly established some rules – nothing barred except lethal blows or acts (They may be both immortal, but they hurt like nopony could imagine), and the fight carried on until one of them surrendered, or ten hours had passed. They counted out ten paces, turned, and the battle began.

Princess Twilight Sparkle lay in a heap on the soapy ground of Chaos Ponyville market, panting heavily through her blooded muzzle. Her right wing was broken, as were two of legs and one eye had swollen shut. She couldn’t be sure exactly how many ribs were cracked, every breath she took just caused agonising pain.

Of course the logical part of her knew she could no longer die, or even get a permanent injury, but that was all forgotten as the pain coursed through her body. She had never felt like this before - when Trixie had out powered her she always had a plan in the back of her mind, and even when Chrysalis tortured her she was thinking up scenarios. But this just seemed hopeless.

Whilst the alicorn was more powerful than anything else in the rest of Equestria, as this room behaved to Discords rules she had no power at all - There was no need to take away Twilights magic, the draconequus just made pony magic worthless. No matter where she teleported, he would already be there, ready to blast her with a spell, throw something at her or simply hit her himself. Spells just bounced off his body, and the one time she had tried to buck him herself, he had caught one of the legs in his claws and snapped the bones.

The battle had been going on for two hours, but there was no way it could continue. Discord floated above the broken pony, laughing maniacally. With her magical reserves now depleted, she tried to crawl away from him using her two working legs. Each drag of her body across the ground caused more agony, but Twilight was no quitter.

Discord landed with a foot on her tail, and realizing she could no longer pull herself forwards she tried to turn to face him. Discord used one of his hands to hold down the base of her neck, pinning her face to the ground, and grabbed the unbroken wing with his claw. Using magic he slowly began to pluck a few feathers out of the wing, making it unsuitable for flying almost straight away, taking delight in just how easy it was to ground her.

“Say uncle” he snarled.

“Never!” Twilight spat out a glob of blood to the ground in front of her, but could do nothing to stop the god of chaos. Having plucked the most useful feathers, Discord started twisting the wing with his claw at its base slowly, causing the pressure within to slowly build.

“Quit now Princess!” he mocked, but Twilight just made gasped breaths in the pain. With a final flick of his wrist, he snapped the bones of the wing with a sickening snap, causing Twilight to roar out in unimaginable pain. She would have been sick had she not already emptied her stomach a number of times when her first wing and legs were broken.

As the pony lay in the pool of her own blood and tears, Discord let go on the wing, letting it drop uselessly to the pony’s side. Without any thought he just grabbed the unbroken hind leg and started bending it back unnaturally.

“Surrender Princess, you cannot win, surely you realise this!”

“No!” Twilight managed to get out amongst her cries.

Discord became annoyed and twisted the leg further, nearly to snapping point “Stubborn foal, why won’t you quit!”

“Because you need this and I never quit on my friends!” she whimpered back, her mind now too tired and befuddled to realising what she was saying.

Discord froze and looked down at the beaten and broken pony, and let go of the leg. He surveyed Twilights injuries which were extensive.

With a click of his fingers, Twilight found herself fully healed and back to her usual self. She opened her eyes and looked around. The whole of Chaos Ponyville had disappeared and room had returned back to its basic stone form, and looked like any other room – any other room with a draconequus crying in the middle of it that is.

Twilight got up onto her hooves, acting cautiously with the memory of broken legs fresh in her mind, and finding no issues whatsoever slowly approached the crying god. “Discord, why did you stop? I did not quit!”

“No, you didn’t! Oh Twilight, why would you let me continue doing all that to you?” and much to Twilight amazement Discord grabbed her into a hug. But this was not one of the sarcastic hugs he usually gave somepony, this was truly heartfelt. “My own happiness meant more to you then all the pain I could inflict.”

Discord continued to hug Twilight and she found herself comforting a distraught god of chaos. Confused, the pony only had one question “What’s wrong?” and tried to look at Discord in the eyes, but he kept turning away.

“I can’t look at you, not after what I did to you!”

“What you did? Don’t worry about the injuries, I’m all better now remember?” and to emphasise the point she ruffled her wings

“That may be Princess, but I’ve never hurt any creature like I did to you today! Sure, I teased them and created chaos, but never tortured them,”

Twilight hugged Discord a little harder for effect “I offered, and could have stopped at any time. I wanted to help you, and a little discomfort was worth it!”

“A little discomfort? I caused you more than a little discomfort, I caused you agonising pain …and wanted to cause you that! What kind of monster does that make me…hurting my friends?”

Twilight turned Discords face towards her a little forcefully “Did it get it out of your system?”

Discord looked at the pony very guiltily “Yes, I now realize that the revenge would be very unsatisfying. I never wanted to hurt you ponies, just have fun…my brand of fun anyway!”

“Then it was all worthwhile wasn’t it? Given we are both going to spend many many years living in Equestria, isn’t it best that we got that out of the way?”

“Yes, But I still feel something…I’m not sure what. And I’m not sure if it’s specifically towards you or anything. Oh, I’m just so confused” Discord started to cry again.

Twilight patted him gently on the back “Calm down, we are all here for you. No doubt that this has been a major change for you, and of course it’s going to be confusing. But you are my friend, and I stick by my friends no matter what”

Discord looked up and at Twilight with such sad eyes that she knew why Fluttershy could never resist him “In fact, if you want I know a few spells that may be useful. I can use some changeling like magic to sense what you are feeling towards me”

“Hmmm, are you sure that’s a good idea? What if those thoughts aren’t very pleasant?”

“I think it’s a good way of making our friendship even stronger, and no matter what we find out we can work through this –“ and grabbing Discords front claws with her hooves highlighted the final word “- together!”

Discord looked at the pony and stood up, Twilight doing the same and readying herself to cast the spell. Discord nodded his approval and Twilight cast an aura over the draconequus, scanning his feelings and emotions before quickly finishing the spell. After a few moments to process what she had read, a sly smile formed across her lips.

“So, did it work?” Discord asked gingerly, only to be met with a slow nod from Twilight. Her horn glowed again and against one wall of the room a beautiful looking large four poster bed appeared. Twilight started slowly walking over towards it, swaying her hips and tail suggestively as she did.

“Tell me Discord, how many other draconequus’s are there?”

Discord was a little startled by Twilights change in manners “None, I am unique!”

Twilight jumped up and lay a little suggestively on the bed, her tail covering her modesty but a seductive look on her face “Yes, but that also means that you have never been around a female of your species before!”

“But…” Discord

Twilight swished her tail a little, giving a tiny peek at what it was covering “No buts, I know deep down you want this!”

Discord slowly walked over towards the bed, a little confused at what was going on but his arousal combined with Twilights beckoning eyes drew him towards the alicorn siren

“Don’t worry, this can be our little secret. I know you have never wanted to take advantage of any of the creatures you’ve ever subjugated, but I’m giving you permission. More than that, I’m encouraging you!”

Discord continued his movement forward and sat on the edge of the bed, staring at the pony in front of him “Are you sure you want to do this?” he asked in a surprisingly withdrawn tone.

Twilight swished her tail again, causing her intimate smell to spread around her “Yes, oh master of chaos. And I also know what you would find even more pleasing!” and with that Twilight dipped into the Changeling spells she had learnt, and turned herself into a replica of Celestia.

“I know you’ve always had a thing for me, Discord” Twilight spoke in Celestia’s voice, her mane and tail flowing like the real version “And I know how you wish you could have been near more, espcially about a month ago”

The alicorn lit up her horn and vines, identical looking to the ones from the plunder seeds, sprung up from under the bed. Celestia rolled onto her back and the vines started wrapping around her limbs and wings, starting to draw the pony into a classic spread eagle. Celestia pretended to resist a little and all Discord could do is blush as his secret crush writhed around on the bed.

The vines then approach her head, one wrapping around the horn cutting off any chance of using magic and holding her head still. However, Twilight had cast a self-sufficient spell on the vines, so they proceeded to bind the pony. Another vine forced it’s way into her mouth and started to expand in the middle, effectively gagging the pony.

“Stop!” Discord called out, and the vines paused what they were doing. Discord pulled the vine gagging Celestia out of the mouth “Not like this…you’re not her and it’s not how I would want to have my first time…with her”

“I thought it would please you, but I see your point. But you’ll have to undo the changing spell – “ Twilight looked up to her horn completely covered in vines “- all my magic’s been blocked, I’m completely powerless”

“Really?” Discord asked as he snapped his fingers turning the alicorn back into her natural form

“Yes, I’m completely yours!” Twilight purred in her sexist voice as the vines restarted. The vine quickly forced itself back into Twilights mouth, expanding to gag her as before. Another vine placed itself over her eyes, causing them to close in response and effectively blindfolding her. With a final creek the vines stopped moving, leaving Twilight pinned tightly to the bed.

Another vine grew next to Twilight’s head, and expanded into a flower. It puffed a smoke into Twilights face and the pony was forced to breathe it in. Discord watched as every so often the flower puffed again, and Twilights struggles began to slow. The draconequus could sense that the smoke contained a drug that was a sedative mixed with an aphrodisiac, both starting to work on Twilights body and mind.

Discord looked at the pony bound in front of him, the drug and the vines making her completely his, and started reflecting on what happened earlier. She had been willing to go through agonising pain to help him, and would proceeding any further down this route any different?

Yes, because this time he wasn’t going to hurt her, he was going to pleasure them both.

Discord extended out a claw slowly and took Twilights left teat in it, cupping it gently. It was the first time he had touched a female intimately and as he gently massaged the flesh, a soft moan came from the pony, indicating he was on the right track. He then cupped the other teat and proceeded to do the same, causing another moan to escape Twilights gagged mouth.

He then pinched and rubbed the nipples with his thumbs and forefingers, causing a slightly deeper grunt from the pony. He occasionally also saw the ponies limbs twitch as he massaged the soft purple flesh, suspecting that she would have been writhing in pleasure if not for the bonds. Knowing that Twilight could still feel what he was doing drove on his own lust, and he replaced one of the claws with his mouth.

Twilights mind was being befuddled by the spray she magic’d up, making it impossible formulate any escape plans or really think about anything. However, she could still sense everything and she had made sure her memory retention was unaffected so she would remember everything that happened. It felt heavenly for the usually analytical pony just to be lost in the moment and exist in a world of pleasure, for only the second time in her life.

Another moan escaped Twilight as Discord slowly sucked on the teat, beginning gently but soon finding deeper moans of pleasure arising when he was a little rougher, including gasps of pleasure when he gently bit on the nipple. He switched his mouth and hand from one teat to the other, and continued to experiment with his actions in making his captive beauty produce differing tones Hmmm, I wonder if you can play a pony like an instrument…might have to try that someday

The draconequus seemed to be happy to stay at the unfamiliar territory of Twilights teats, but Twilight had prepared for his inexperience – of course she may not have much experience herself, but she had substantially read up on the matter since her first orgasm. A vine snaked up the bed and wrapped itself around Twilights tail, pulling it out of the way and exposing her marehood. Discord saw the moist lips and found his focus instinctively grown to them.

With his hand and mouth kneading the princesses’ teats, he reached down with his spare hand and run a few fingers over Twilights lips. Twilights back tried to arch as her body responded to the unfamiliar touch of another creature, and Discord released his mouth as he noticed the new effect he was having on the pony. He proceeded to rub his fingers up and down the edges of the lips experimentally, and brought them up to his nose. Taking a deep sniff, he could smell the lavender perfume of Twilights lust on his fingers, and they glistened with her juices.

With intuition taking over his actions, Discord unsheathed himself and hovered over the pony, pausing for a moment. Despite his inexperience, it didn’t take a genius to work out that the mare below him was ready for him, and another soft moan in response to the aphrodisiac sprayed in her face confirmed it. He pressed slowly forwards until his tip pressed gently against the warm flesh of Twilight.

Discord paused nervously for a second, concerned about hurting the pony, but given the phrase “hung like a horse” was often used in Equestrian society, he assumed that there wouldn’t be a problem. He pressed forward and found the mares soft flesh yielded to his, accommodating him with inviting warmth. He soon found that Twilight could take his full length, so he started the backwards stroke causing a different set of sensations. The feeling felt so good and natural that without thinking he began to drive carefully in and out of Twilight, moving slowly to milk every new sensation that the act gave him.

Discord was much taller than Twilight, and so he had to look down to his chest to see the pony, but given how her head was mostly covered in vines there wasn’t much to see. Looking down at her, completely helpless to prevent what he was doing to her, she seemed even smaller and more fragile. Yet he knew what he was doing was what, on the most primal level, they both wanted and Twilights body was letting him know that as her muscles contracted and relaxed around his member, encouraging the visitor.

Twilight could feel everything happening to her, and the draconequus’s movement combined with the drugs was making her desperate for more. She wanted to buck her hips to encourage him on, to move a little faster, but the sedative and bindings held her strong. She half regretted making the bondage so complete, but the small waves of pleasure were slowly building up inside of her, too slowly for the ponies liking.

As Twilight started panting around her gag, Discord slowly increased his speed. Thoughts of centuries of loneliness started to wash away as the sensations were like nothing he had felt before - Discord had been alive for longer than any of the Pony Princesses, and in all that time he had never had a female companion. Of course he had occasionally given himself some stress relief, but this was something else entirely.

Soon Discord felt a familiar twinge start to build up in his balls, and knew he was close to coming. He had no idea on how much time had passed, as everything had sort of become a blur since starting – a happy blur of pleasure and lust. He thrust into Twilight and as the pony’s moans became deeper and more drawn out, he found himself unable to draw out the pleasure any longer. As he came, his movements slowed as his seed shot into Twilights body.

Feeling oddly exhausted, he collapsed ontop of the pony, causing her to squeal a little at the extra increase in weight. He rolled over and lay there, letting the new sensation of his first time wash over him. However, his attention was soon drawn back to his companion, who had started grunting next to him Whats up with her? Discord thought to himself Oh, she probably hasn’t come yet…well, what shall we do about that!

Discord pushed the flower away from Twilight face, gently removed the vine from her eyes and pulled out the vine gagging her. Discord leant down a placed a kiss on the pony’s forehead and watched as the drug started to wear off. Before she had a chance to talk, he started “Thank you Twilight, I never knew what I was missing out”

“You’re welcome, Discord. But you know there is something you could do to thank me,”

Discord started to trace lines on Twilights exposed belly with a claw, circling around the teats but not touching them “Oh, and what would that be Princess?”

Twilight tried to put on her most seductive face that she could “You could finish what you started!”

“But I am finished?” he put on the most innocent looking face.

“But I’m not, please make me cum!” Twilight begged

Discord put both his hands up to his cheeks in mock horror “My My, what language coming from Equestria’s newest princess!”

Twilight narrowed her eyes a little more, and a sly smile formed on her lips “Hey, given what you’ve done to me just now, we’re not exactly in a formal situation here. So come on sexy, buck me again!”

“Now, why would I want to do that. One creature's torment is another creature's delight” he mocked the helpless pony.

“Well, if you ever want to have the chance to torment me again, you better come and give me more of your delight”

Discord eyes grew a little “My my, you are a bit of a vixen aren’t you?” and before giving Twilight a chance to respond, moved back into position for round two.

After few more orgasms each, Discord lay down next to Twilight who was still bound to the bed. Neither of them knew what the time was, or really cared as they bathed in the sweet afterglow of sex. The room was filled with the smell of sweat and lust, a constant reminder of the afternoon spent together. However, there was real life to get back to at some point and checking the time they realised it was actually late evening.

Discord gently stroked Twilights face, which was stick in the same position due to the vines holding her horn “Well, I suppose all good things must come to an end”

“You sound a little sad about it” Twilight purred with a smile on her face “Could it be that you actually like me now?”

“Hm - well, if you ask me, these pony emotions are not what they're cracked up to be.“ Discord half huffed, but they both knew he was joking and that they now had a special bond.

“Well, I can’t release myself, so if you could do the honours?”

Discord rubbed twilights wings “I would have never had you down as being so kinky Twilight. And using the same vines that I used to capture the other Princesses, that was genius if I do say so.”

“I thought you might like what I did with them, especially adding the aphrodisiac, although I’m sure the Princesses were glad that didn’t happen to them!”

“Rather fortunately for them, or perhaps unfortunately who knows. When I created those seeds I didn’t think ahead and the vines only held them. How much more fun it would have been to have made them a little more…lets say, interactive?”

Twilight giggled a little “Probably best you didn’t, I don’t think Celestia or Luna would have been so forgiving as they were otherwise!”

“Oh I don’t know, I think Luna is a bit more up for such things. In fact, I think she is a bit of a…” Discord paused to put on a pair of sunglasses “…dark horse!”

If Twilights hooves were free, she would have facehooved “Really?” she deadpanned, before the pair started laughing together. Discord snapped his fingers, and the vines started to unwrap themselves and disappear, allowing Twilight to move her tired body. She rolled over onto her belly, and just started stretching out her wings and hooves. As she did Discord hovered over her and started giving the pony a massage, knowing that the pony had done a lot for him today.

The pair flew/hovered through the corridors back to Discords usual quarters, chatting away casually to each other. The guards they passed were surprised to see the pairing so relaxed around each other, as they had tended to be a little offhand with each other. Of course that was understandable given the number of run-ins they had had over the course of just one year.

“Thank you for walking me home, Princess” Discord slightly mocked as they reached his door, covered with “Princesses Keep Out!” signs.

As he opened the door, Twilight landed and after checking to see if anypony was watching her trotted into the room. “Mind if I sleep here tonight?” she asked and without waiting for a response hopped into Discords novelty bed. She looked at the strange object she was lying on, a big round grey bed with a strange body attached and two long sticks parrell to each other attached.

“What is this thing supposed to be?” the pony asked confused.

“It’s a spaceship…reminds me of other creatures I used to be around…I miss that bald-headed classic Shakespearean actor” Discord replied, a sense of nostalgia in his voice.

Twilight sort of shook her head a little, shaking off the same feeling she sometimes got when Pinkie Pie talked about random things “Best I don’t ask anymore I think!”

Discord hovered over to the bed, where Twilight was making herself comfortable under the sheets. “Twilight, I know you. I know you don’t really want to spend the night here. We are not coltfriend and marefrend, and I don’t think we are suited to be!”

Twilight let out a big yawn as the days activities started catching up with her “Just because we won’t have a relationship, doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy today for what it was. And the proper way to end it would be to spend the night together Sleeping before going our separate ways.”

The smile on Discord’s face grew as hopped into the bed and cuddled up next to the princess. The soft wings and fur combined with the pony’s warmth, both physical and emotional, was very comforting to the draconequus.

“Thank you Twilight”

“And besides, perhaps if you get a little more familiar with alicorn sized ponies, you’ll be able to ask a certain ruler of the day to your bed sometime” Twilight whispered softly.

Discord gave Twilight a gentle squeeze as they lay together “You’re not going to give up on that, are you?”

“Would you?” Twilight teased back before the pair, tired after their adventure together, drifted off to sleep.

Author's Notes:

Discord would so have a themed bed, because I think we all would have wanted one growing up, and he is a big kid afterall! In fact, I think I still would want a bed in the shape of the USS Enterprise D! *make it so!* Also, I needed to add fluffle puff reference - we need a FP icon on FimFiction!

This intermission will be the last update of this story for a while, before we move onto our final destination...Canterlot and the royal pony sisters. I've got most of the Celestia plot sorted, but I'm a little lost what to do with Luna