The Tale of Silent Charge
Chapter 4: Scandal the conclution
Previous Chapter Next Chapter*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* “I’m coming in” said Silent’s mother.
‘’oh crap, oh crap, oh crap” thought Silent as he stood there with Luna still hanging, slightly out of breath, in his arms.
Ok, time out, little bit of backstory time…
Silent’s mother, named Pure Striker, was a large white Pegasus, like completely white, if it were not for her silver mane, one
could mistake her for Princess Celestia.
Silent’s mother was nice, she had always been a great mom, in every aspect except for two. First, she was very over protective, even though Silent was now a few inches taller than she was she still saw him (and probably always would she him) and her little Silent, or as she called him her little “hush”. Because of this, she had never quite liked the idea of Silent playing with the zany and silly filly that was Princess Luna, whether it was one of her “presents” or that wicked “idea face” Silent always seemed to have bruises coming back from one of their adventures. Second was girls. Silent was never the most popular in school because of his…stature. Quite frankly he was a scary pony if you didn’t get to know him, after all by the time he graduated flight school he was taller than every instructor in the academy. But of all the groups the poked fun at him, a group of three girls was the worst. These three tormentors made his second year of flight school one of the worst years of Silent’s life. They would call him names, spread rumors about him, and even went so far as to fill his locker with live fish! (still don’t know how they managed to accomplish that one) anyway, in the end, silent managed to ignore them long enough for them to lose interest, but not before Silent’s mother found out about it. Ever since she has had a really hard time trusting girls around her little Silent. So, needless to say, her walking in to find Silent and Luna kissing… wasn’t really an
option.
Oh, and one last thing, she carried a large broad sword, and tendency to have violent, almost bipolar temper changes.
So, after that, very, lengthy explanation you may have a little more incite as to why Silent is currently on the verge of shitting himself.
BACK TO THE STORY!!!
Silent’s mother then entered the room to see silent and Luna sitting in the middle of the room, doing absolutely nothing.
“So… what are you two doing?” She asked, and began to enter
“Um… well we were about to star—” Silent began to say before
“NOTHING” *WHAM* Luna then preceded to yell, whist promptly slamming the door in Pure’s face.
Up in the rafters…
All three of the large ponies hiding from view turned to one and other trying to comprehend what had happened.
“Darn,” said Celestia, “I actually really liked having a little sister… oh well, Hey mom when Mrs. Charge kills Luna can I have her stuff?.”
“ugh…”sighed the Queen, “fiiine, but only if she actually dies, none of that ‘but she’s in a coma!’ crap”
“Well, this was nice…but I know better than to be within a mile of my wife when she is in a… killing… mood, so… ITHINKI’LLJUSTBELEAVINGNOWKTHNXBAI!!!” yelled Darkened as he left all semblance of stealth behind him and burst
through the roof of the building.
Back in the clubhouse…
“LUNA… THOW DOST NOT KNOW WHAT THOW HAST DONE!!!” Screamed Silent
“I am soooooo sorry, I was nervous and I kind of just panicked, plus how bad could it really be?”
“VERY BAD”
“Really?”
“REALLY”
“really?”
“really”
“Really?”
“REALLY”, Screamed Pure as she chopped the door in half with her FLAMEING BROADSWORD!
“HEEEEERE’S MOMMY”
“Well then in that case I’ll just be going now.” Luna said just before she popped out of existence, teleporting to somewhere else, it doesn’t really matter where, all that mattered was where ever she was wasn’t having its door being chopped down by
one of the most feared mares in Equestria.
So now, silent was alone, with his mother, and her giant…flaming…broadsword.
“well…buck” said Silent
“Silent you know how I don’t like that kind of language,” replied his mother who was now suddenly and inexplicably calm
again [VERY unpredictable mood swings], “now would you care to explain why I just got door-slammed by a princess?”
“Not really,” said Silent just before the sword in his mother’s hoof relit,
“OK… ok… Jees, it’s just I was just catching up with Luna and she still for some reason still thought that the clubhouse was secret, so when she heard you knock, she kind of freaked out,” Silent explained, “ you know how loony she can be.”
“Ok!, I understand.” Said the now happy Pure, “I just wanted to stop by over here before I went home, see you later Silent, love you.”
She pulled Silent into a hug and trotted out the door, or at least what was left of it.
Silent sat there, trying to take it everything that had just happened.
Suddenly, Luna was back in the room, laughing her flank off.
“OH, Man! I thought she was going to EAT YOU” She said rolling on the floor.
“Yea yea, real funny, about as funny as…book?” *WHAM*
Luna then slammed him in the face with her favorite evil looking book.
The two of them laughed together, thinking about their past adventures and Silent even finally got to play Luna in that game
of “Weather pony wars”.
Back at the Charger Household…
“Darkened, I’m home,” said Pure, “Honey?”
“Y-Yes, H-Honey, I’m over here” Whimpered Darkened
“Dark, is everything O.K.?” asked a now concerned Pure, finally finding her husband hiding in the food pantry.
“Oh, you’re not pissed, Yea everything is fine, how are you?” Said a relieved Darkened
“I’m good… wait why would I be pissed?” asked a now intrigued Pure
“Well, I thought you might have reacted differently to Silent finally getting a girlfriend.” replied Darkened as he turned away and began to walk towards the living room.
“Wait… What?” asked Pure as her left eye beginning to twitch.
“Yea, you know, him and Luna, they finally hooked up.” said Darkened still not seeing his wife’s reaction, “Honestly I though heads would roll the day that Silent got his first kiss, haha shows how much I know, right honey… honey?” Darkened asked as he began to turn around, only to see a distinctly Pure-shaped hole in the wall, pointing directly in the direction of the
clubhouse.
“WELP, I’m going to begin digging that grave now, crap, its going to have to be big, why does my son have to be so tall?”
Back at the club house…
Silent and Luna were playing their third game of “Weather pony wars”, Silent had won the first one but he had lost the second one, but he knew he could win this time, he was so close…
“hey son, um we have a bit of a problem…” Silent herd his Dad say in his head.
This could not be good, Silent knew his dad, and this wasn’t normal. First off Darkened was only ever serious when the time for battle, which was never a good thing outside of the warzone. Second, he never sent Silent these little “mind messages” unless he knew that he wouldn’t be there in time to tell Silent in person.
“Oh buck…what is it?” Silent asked, knowing that whatever it was, he probably would ne a lot of band aids after it was over.
“Well… now don’t get mad at me but… I kind of… and I REALLY stress the whole you not getting mad part here—“
“Just TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED!!” Thought Silent.
“Long story short you mom now knows about what happened between you and Luna.”
“… How did she find out?” asked Silent, knowing the answer before it came.
“that would be a ‘my bad’ moment from your dad” said Darkened
“and how did you find out?”
“bitch I can read your mind, I know everything”
“AAAAAUG, GET OUT-A MY HEAD CHARLES!!!” Silent yelled, out loud this time.
“ummm is everything all right?” asked Luna, who currently had no idea what was happening besides the fact that she was winning.
“No everything is not all right, we have to run, hide, and basicly— hi mom” said Silent
“Hi son” said Pure with a smile.
“anyway, basically we have to get out of here before my mom gets here!” yelled Silent without fully processing everything
that was going on.
He simply saw Luna facehoof before teleporting out of the room and leaving Silent alone… with his pissed off mom… again.
“oh no you don’t” Yelled Pure as she reached into the area that Luna had just been standing in and proceeded to pull Luna
back through the wormhole she had made and into the clubhouse.
“Wait… WHAT!?!” Silent and Luna both said simultaneously.
“That doesn’t matter right now, but what does matter is that you two are going to tell me what is going on, and don’t think that
I won’t know if you are lying.” said Pure who was a lot calmer than Silent had thought she would be.
“Your dad may be able to read your mind, but I am a MOTHER, it is my job to be able to stare into the depths of your very
SOUL.” Pure ended.
“Ok ok, I’m sorry you didn’t deserve to be lied to and I am sorry, I just thought you might… you know… overreact.” Explained Silent
“What do you mean overreact, I don’t overreact.” Objected Pure with a hurt look on her face.
“Um… mom” Silent then motioned in the direction of the door, which still laid in two pieces in the doorway.
“Ok, ok so maybe I over reacted the first time but I haven’t destroyed anything since I got in here.”
As she finished her sentence, as if on cue, the upper level of the house slid down and fell off of the rest of the building,
almost as if it had been cut in half with a sword.. a broadsword, a FLAMING broadsword.
“OUR CLUBHOUSE” Luna yelled, who was distraught over the demolition of so many childhood memories.
“MOOOOOOOOM I thought you said you didn’t destroy anything” said a horrified Silent.
“No I said I didn’t destroy anything since I got IN here, technically I cut the house in half when I was still outside.” Explained Pure with a face that clearly said that she was not going to apologies for what she did.
“Fine I’ll tell you what happened, but on one condition,” Silent said, “you can’t get mad.”
“… I won’t stab you” replied Pure
“that’s oddly specific.” Said Luna
“Ok… we’ll tell you.” Silent said, finally caving in to the inevitable.
“Good.” Was the only thing that Pure had to say before she sat down and waited for a story she was sure to hate.
And with that, Silent and Luna proceeded to explain to Pure everything that had happened. It went relatively well and outside
of a few mild death threats, everything when better than expected. Sure Luna had to suspend Pure in the air a few feet away from her sword in order to stop anything especially bad from happening, but neither of them actually expected that to work.
“ugh, I suppose this is to be expected.” Pure said, suddenly shifting into a more calm and understanding mood.
“Its just that I don’t like the idea of my little boy growing up…” Suddenly the mood had shifted into a much more emotional one.
“Mom…don’t get all upset… please… I’m still only fourteen, I’m not going anywhere” Silent said while walking over to his
mom and giving her a big hug.
“Yes, you are, you’re coming home right now, your father wants to talk to you.” Pure said abruptly.
Silent said with a half-smile “Ok, sorry Luna, I’ll see you soon…”, and began to fly with his mother back home.
As the mother and her son left, Luna who was sitting in her, now half-destroyed, house saw Mrs. Charger turn around and stick her tongue out at her.
Luna then mouthed the words “come at me sis” and proceeded to fall down laughing.
Somewhere in the Rubble of what used to be the rafters...
Two very confused Ailcorns woke up in a pile of rubble not really knowing how they got there, one moment everything was funny and the next everything was dark.
Back at the Charger residence...
“I think it’s time for you and our son to have… The Talk.” said Pure to her husband who had just spent an hour and a half digging for apparently no reason.
“So… I’m going to go in there” Darkened motioned towards Silent’s bedroom, “and emotionally scar our son, probably for life, and you are… encouraging me?”
Pure put her hoof to her face and said, “Just teach him how to buck without being selfish or unsafe.”
“Teach him how to have safe sex, gotcha.” Dark said
“And not to be selfish when it comes to his women!” Pure said as her husband closed the door.
‘Yea, like that’s going to happen’ Dark thought before literally throwing his son out of bed.
As his still half asleep son looked up at him, darkened saw a ting of fear in the colts eye, “Oh yes, this is going to be hilarious…”
Next Chapter… The Talk
Alright, so i wrote most of this at school today during free period, well... gym... but i digress, so it may not be as, how should i say this, oh yea! "Well Written" as it probably should be but i still think this is better than releasing it at like 1 in the morning. Also the next chapter may take a while so please try to be patient, and hey now would be a great time to tell your friends about this fic because of the pause because they can stay caught up with the story *wink* *wink *nudge* *nudge*