*Based off this Omake Chapter from my Metro crossover.

Private Will Helm and Of the Fallen Squad have seen their share of stupid and ridiculous situations in the past. They have usually been one of the first to find the aftermath of weird situations in Ponyville but now they come face to face with something that will put their sanity to the test; The Multiverse. They will face the silly situations that only Discord could have imaged. Follow the story of Will Helm and Hammerhead Squad at your own risk for things are about to go off the deep end.

This story has been rated W for What the Formaldehyde. It may contain scenes of excessive Jimmy Rustling, Strong Language, Instances of Insanity, Violent Pornography and Violence against Klondike bars.

Viewer Discretion is Strongly Recommended.

Will Helm and his squad as it is will have limited descriptors since the Willhelm scream is universal. I want you, the reader, to envision a pony doing the Willhelm scream. That is the pony who you will be seeing through this. Names will be given but that is all.

This is a story of randomness. There is no editor to this for it would drive them insane. Expect the most random ideas from VasQwibQwib and I.