Teacher's Pet

by TheNewYorkBrony

First published 23rd of August, 2013

After realizing that finishing school was more important than she thought it was, Applejack asks Twilight to tutor her so that she can help AppleBloom with her schoolwork. But she may end up learning more than she thought she would.

Applejack, unable to help AppleBloom with her homework, enlists the help of Ponyvillie's smartest librarian. Twilight is ecstatic to finally have her own student after entering her new rank as princess and agrees immediately. Though the lessons that Applejack will soon learn arent what she expected them to be.

The Epiphany And The Agreement

Applejack adjusted her hat as she got ready to buck another tree. Her strong, powerful legs itching to knock some apples into the baskets below. She raised her right leg, and swung it hard against the tree.

The fruit fell on command, the baskets filling in an instant. The farm girl smirked, wiping some sweat from her forehead. It was extremely hot today, and she wasn't about to let the heat stop her. To further cool herself down, she tied up the white wifebeater under her unbuttoned red plaid shirt, exposing her toned, tan stomach.

Putting her work gloves back on, Applejack went into the house to check on Applebloom. "What you doin' Bloom?" she called up the stairs to the younger girl.

"Mah homework but Ah need help!" Came from the room at the top of the stairs.

Applejack sighed before bounding up the stairs and into her sister's room. "Now what in tarnation is it that you cant understand?" she asks sticking her hand out for the paper.

Applebloom hands her the paper. AJ reads it over and looks confused. Numbers and letters in Math? She didn't learn any of this in fifth grade. Course, after their parents had died when she was Applebloom's age, she had dropped out to help out on the farm. "What they teachin' you in this school?"

"It's something called Algebra. Mah teacher Miss Cheerilee is teachin' it ta us." The redhead responds, twirling around in her desk chair.

"Ah'm sorry Bloom but Ah never learnt this. Ah dropped out mid year." Actually saying it made Applejack feel ashamed. But it was necessary. Granny was getting too old to work and Mac couldn't do it all by himself.

Money was getting tight, and Applebloom being a newborn didn't help. Milk wasn't a problem because they had cows, but feeding the rest of the family was a challenge. Some days AJ would go to class and some days she wouldn't. After a while she sort of just stopped going. She didn't think anything of it back then, but now it seemed like a big deal.

"Maybe Mac'll help you when he gets back from the market." she mumbled afterwards, handing the worksheet back to her.

The youngest Apple nodded, sighing as she flipped through her text book for the help page.

Applejack stomped down the steps before heading back out.

She nearly bumped into her brother. "Mac! Didn't you see me?!"

The older boy gave her a confused look. She wasn't this angry this morning. "Jack, what's botherin' ya?" he asks.

"Nothin! Nothin at all!" she says, pushing passed him.

He grabs her wrist. "Ain't no nothin'! Somethin's bothering ya!"

She glared at him, her dark green eyes burning with anger. "Ah told you nothin' ain't botherin' me!" she pulls but he didn't let go. "Mac you better let go or so help me-"

The older boy didn't even let her finish, grabbing her other hand and shoving both of them behind her back like a police officer. Applejack cries out in pain. "Mac! Stop!"

"Not until you tell me what's got you so mad!" He shouted. He only did this move on her when he knew she was holding back her feelings. He first did it a few weeks after their parents died when she had stopped talking. She didn't eat much, and when she did, it wasn't a lot. When he had finally pinned her down she broke down into tears, screaming how she wanted them to be a family again. It broke his heart that she would keep feelings like that bottled up inside.

Granny once told them that people who keep their emotions inside were people who would snap and kill themselves. He didn't want that happening to her. So when ever she tried to make it seem like nothing was wrong, he made sure she was really okay. Even though it annoyed the hell out of her.

"Tell me and Ah'll let go." he says.

Applejack glared at him before pulling away. "Fine. Ah'm angry."

"About?" Mac pressed.

"Somethin'." she mumbled.

He twisted her wrist again.

"Ow! Ow! Dammit, okay! Ah'm mad cause Ah couldn't help Bloom with her homework!"

He let go and looked confused. "Why are ya angry, Jack?"

"Because, because Ah couldn't help her, Mac. It was the first time since they died that I couldn't help her." Applejack pulled her Stetson over her face, knowing that she was about to cry.

"Why does that matter?" Mac asked.

She removed her hat from her face and glared at him. "Ah never finished school! Here Ah am, twenty fucking two years old and with the education of a fourth grader! A fourth grader, Mac." she half whispered.

"Ah had no choice. If Ah didn't help out we would have gone into debt and lost the farm. There woulda been no way for us to raise our sister."

Mac nodded, and put a hand on her shoulder. "Ah know Jack, Ah know." Mac on the other hand, didn't have to drop out since he was older and Granny wanted him to finish. He graduated high school but never went to college. He felt like he didn't need it anyway.

"Ah don't know what Imma do, Mac. What can Ah do? It's too later ta do anything." Applejack mumbled.

"Nonsense, Jack! There's always time ta fix things! You know that! Granny would have knocked you over yer head for that negative thinkin!"

Applejack nodded.

Mac sighed. "Why don't you go on to Twilight? She's pretty smart. She could probably teach ya a few things. Go on, get. Ah'll finish up things here."

Applejack beamed before hugging her brother. "Ah'll be back before dinner! Tell Granny Ah went out!" She called as she ran off towards town.

Mac smiled and put his hands on his hips. "As stubborn as she is, Twilight's gonna have a hell of a hard time teaching that one." He chuckled before picking up a basket of fruit beside him.

Applejack made it to the library faster than she thought she would have, and rapped on the door.

"Who is it?" The girl asked.

"It's me Twilight, Ah came ta ask ya somethin'!" AJ said through the door.

Applejack heard the lock unlock and the door opened to reveal the tan skinned librarian. "Hello!" Twilight chirped. She had a book in her hand and a cup of coffee in the other.

"Hey. Nice ta see ya." Applejack responded as she walked inside. "Whatcha up to?"

"Well I've been organizing the books on the shelves but I found this interesting one on human and dragon hybrids so I'm reading up on their transition into puberty. Got to be prepared for next year." Twilight told her, putting the book in her face.

Spike was thirteen, he had already started hitting puberty. Applejack knew this because there would be days where she would catch him staring at her or Rarity's chest. What Twilight was exactly preparing for Applejack didn't know, but what she did know is that Twilight mustve forgotten how old he was.

"Well, Ah need to ask you a favor." Applejack said, looking down at the floor.

"Oh? What is it?" Twilight asked.

"When my Ma and Pa died Ah had to drop out of school. And then things got too complicated for me to go back so...Ah never went back." She saw that Twilight wasn't quite following, so she quickly added, "So...would you...uh.."

"You want me to tutor you?" Twilight asked, her eyes bright with enthusiasm.

"Yeah, that's what Ah'm saying." Applejack sighed in relief. She was glad Twilight understood.

"Well AJ, I'd love to! Just, one question.." Twilight told her.

"Yeah?"

"When did you...drop out?"

"Uh...fifth grade."

"Sweet Celestia Applejack! You're twenty two years old with a fourth grade education?!" When Twilight said it, it actually sounded a lot worse.

"Yeah." Applejack sighed.

"Well then. We must get started immediately. I'll have Spike order some textbooks tonight but tomorrow you must show up here at 7 am sharp. Comprende?" Twilight said, raising her eyebrows.

"Yes ma'am." Applejack responded.

And with that, Applejack was shoved out the door. She sighed once again, before rolling her shoulders and starting her way back to the farm.

By the time she had gotten back the sun had set and she was stepping through the door. Granny, Mac and Bloom were already at the dinner table, her plate full and ready for her.

She sat down and began to eat, her brother eyeing her as she did so.

"What'd Twilight say?" He asked as he took a sip of his apple juice.

AJ scooped a spoon full of mac and cheese into her mouth. "She told me ta come back tomorrow."

"Applejack, don't talk with yer mouth full." Granny chimed in from the end of the table.

"Yes ma'am." she responded.

"Well Ah think its mighty nice of Twilight ta help ya." Big Mac responded.

"Yeah." AJ responded, swallowing. "Ah just hope she goes easy on me."

The next day, Applejack got up early to complete all her chores before she took off to Twilight's. When she was done she started her walk into town.

By the time she had gotten there the sun had almost completely risen, and people around her had begun to open shops and go about their daily routine.

The open sign on the library welcomed her, and she knocked.

"Come in!" Twilight said.

Applejack opened the door to see something that confused her. There was a single student desk in the middle room and a chalk board in front of it onto the side. Beside the board was a teacher sized desk with multiple textbooks stacked on it.

"Ta-da!" Twilight said, presenting.

Applejack looks from the room to her and nearly blushes. Twilight, instead of her usual plaid skirt and purple sweater was wearing a crisp white dress shirt that wasn't exactly buttoned up all the way.

Applejack could tell because she saw the tip of her purple bra. Twilight wasn't as well endowed as she or Rarity or even Fluttershy was, but she sure had something.

She also had on a short black pencil skirt that showed off her legs nicely. Her hair was in a messy bun that made her look almost sexy compared to how adorkable she usually was.

Applejack opened her mouth to say something but nothing seemed to come out.

"So? How do I look? Do I scream 'teacher'?" Twilight asked, waving her hands when she said teacher.

"You're screaming somethin'." Applejack mumbled under her breath.

"What?" Twilight asked.

"Er, nothin'. Uh, listen Twi, Ah appreciate you doin' this fer me." Applejack says, taking off her hat.

Twilight giggled. "No problem." she waved off as she sat at the edge of her desk. she motioned for her to sit before continuing with, "Now we know what grade you left off at, but what subject did you last learn?"

Applejack was finding it hard to concentrate with the way Twilight was dressed and especially with the way she was sitting. She really did have nice legs.

"Applejack?" Twilight called again.

"Huh?" Applejack said, snapping out of her trance.

"Did you hear what I just said?" Twilight asked concerned, leaning over to touch her hand. Applejack could see down her shirt perfectly. Not that she had any choice, Twilight's chest was right in front of her face.

"Uh, um," She licked her lips. She hadn't noticed until now how Twilight had such a nice body. She was surprisingly fit for someone who didn't do a lot of athletic things.

"Hmm?" Twilight said, getting closer to her.

Damn, she had kissable lips too. That shade of lipstick she had on was really working for her. Applejack bit her own lip. What was going on here? She didn't find girls or even Twilight attractive...but now...she was starting to second think that.

"C-Can we just start with the basics?" Applejack nearly squeaked.

Twilight thought for a moment. "Hmmm. Okay. We'll start with some good old multiplication." She decided, getting up much to the farm girl's relief. She walked over to the chalk board and bent down to pick up a piece of chalk.

Applejack's grip on her desk tightened. Oh for the love of- She had an ass too?! And it was perfect beyond belief!

Applejack let her head bang into the table. This was going to be a long week.

Author's Notes:

I wrote this story on vacation down south and I wanted to write an Applejack centered story so yeah. Also I ship twijack so this could be fun. Please leave comments on what you think!

Cupcakes and Embarrassments

Applejack sighed heavily as she sat down on the couch. "How was yer first day?" Mac asked sitting down next to her before handing her a fizzy apple cider.

"Just dandy. " she responded, her mind almost drifting back to the outfit Twilight had on earlier.

"Well what'd ya learn today?" He pressed.

She really wanted to tell him, but even she didn't know. She almost had a heart attack every time Twilight bent down and nearly passed out from a nose bleed every time she leaned over the desk to help her with a math problem. She doesn’t even remember what type of math they were doing.

“Stuff.” She mumbled. Really? That was the best she could come up with?

Mac looked at her confusedly. “Jus, stuff? Were you even payin’ attention?”

Oh she was paying attention alright. It just wasn't directed at the worksheets in front of her.

“Yeah, Ah was! Ah’m just so plum tired from all that studyin’ Ah did!” Applejack was a really bad liar, but she got over by the skin of her teeth because her brother just shrugged and went back to watching the tv.

Applebloom looked up at her from her cross legged position on the floor. “What’re you and Twilight doin’?” she asked.

“None of yer cotton pickin’ business. Did you finish your homework?” Applejack asked her.

“Did you finish yours?” Applebloom snickered.

“Ah helped Ma bring you into this world, and Ah can take you out.”

Applebloom gulped. “Yes ma’am.”

“Now git before Ah tell Granny you bein’ fresh.”

Applebloom got up and started for her room but not before yelling, “You should give Twilight an apple! Maybe she’ll go real easy on ya for it!”

Depends on the definition of easy.

Applejack shook her head. She shouldn’t be having thoughts like that. Twilight was one of her best friends not a piece of meat. She had to treat her with respect.

She wasn’t going to tell her the problem though. It would make things awkward and Applejack needed Twilight’s help. So she decided to keep it to herself. For now. She wasn’t sure how long she could keep this secret of hers, (if she could call it that) but it was worth a shot.

The next day was extremely hot, the morning sun bearing down on the farm making it too hot to work. Applejack dropped Bloom off at school before driving the pickup to the library.

She mentally prepared herself before stepping into the book haven. The set up from yesterday was still present, just not the outfit. To which alarmingly disappointed the young farm girl.

Instead of the distractingly attractive outfit from the day before, Twilight was wearing a simple pair of purple booty shorts, a white tank top with her cutie mark on it, and matching light purple Converses. The tank top was a little cropped, so her smooth tan stomach was apparent every time she stretched or moved around a little bit.

If Applejack thought Twilight was distracting before, she was definitely unbearably occupying now.

Applejack was dressed in a similar way, wearing a pair of cut off jeans, a cropped wifebeater, and her red plaid shirt. But that didn’t really matter since Twilight was the one taking up all her attention.

“Hey AJ, how’s it going?” Twilight greeted, as she got up from the purple beanbag from the window. It looked like she was reading one of Spike’s comic books.

“It’s going.” Applejack replied, watching her perky breasts bounce as she skipped over to her. She couldn’t help it. They were mesmerizing.

“Great!” Twilight replied, oblivious. “What should we work on?”

Did she really want her to answer that?

“Uh, whatever you think is right, sugarcube. Yer the teacher here.” Applejack responds.

Twilight raises a hand to her chin. “Hmmm. Okay. Since we’re studying fifth grade how about some home ec?”

Cooking? That seemed easy enough.

“Sure. What’re we makin’?”

“Cupcakes!” Twilight said with a grin. She really did have a cute smile.

Applejack smiled back. “Alright. Let’s get to it.”

They entered the kitchen, taking out the supplies from the cabinets and setting them on the island in the middle. Twilight pulled out the ingredients from the fridge with her magic and then set them on the table too. “Have you made cupcakes before?” the purple haired girl asks.

“Nah. Apple fritters are more mah thing.” Applejack responds rolling up her sleeves.

Twilight smiled and shrugged, before picking up the cookbook. “Okay..let’s see. It says we need two eggs.”

Applejack picked up the two eggs on the counter and cracked them into the bowl before throwing the shells in the trash. “Next?”

“A cup of flour.”

Applejack slowly measured a cup of flour before pouring it into the bowl.

“Now we need to-”

“Uh, not to deter you, Twi, but Ah think Ah can handle the rest on my own. Maybe you could go get some icing?” Applejack told her.

“Sure. I’ll be right back.” And with that, Twilight disappeared out the door and into the main room.

Applejack let out a sigh of relief. This was going to become more and more of a problem. She had to keep herself in check. But how? She was going to be spending an indefinite amount of time with Twilight now. She couldn’t just bale on her lessons just because of her uncontrollable libido.

She didn’t know what to do and it was killing her.

Twilight returned while she was deep in thought, and almost went unnoticed until Applejack had turned around.

“I didn’t know which icing to get so I just got blue and white.” Twilight said setting them down on the table.

Applejack nodded. She added the rest of the ingredients, mixed them in, and poured the batter into the pans. After that she began to clean up and Twilight joined her.

“What’s twelve multiplied by seven?” She asked, as Applejack wrung out a dish towel.

“Uh...seventy eight?” She guesses.

Twilight shakes her head. “Eighty four. Hmm. Maybe you need more time on multiplication. Is there anything else you haven’t learned?”

“Besides everything?” Applejack asked.

“Didn’t you study last night like I told you to?”

Well she would have if she wasn’t so distracted.

“Ye- No. Ah still don’t get some of the material.” Applejack sighed. Her element prevented her from telling a good lie. And it wasn't like she could lie to her anyway. Twilight was smarter than anyone she knew.

Twilight crossed her arms. “And why is that? We went over it almost four times before you left yesterday.” Twilight’s voice almost took a repremandful tone, her eyebrows raised in expectation.

Applejack opened her mouth to say something, but once again words escaped her. For some reason an annoyed Twilight was really attractive. Really, really attractive.

“Well? I’m waiting for an answer Applejack.”

“Ah was distracted.” She sighed.

“By what?” Twilight demanded.

“Uh...” Applejack hesitated. She couldn’t lie, but she also couldn’t tell Twilight the truth either. “Well, I was focused on something else. Money stuff with the farm and all.” She was shocked at how easy it was it was becoming for her to lie. Technically it wasn't a lie, but it was better than confessing. She wasn’t even truly sure she was in love with Twilight. She just figured that she was attracted to her and that was it.

“Oh. Why didn’t you tell me? I could have let you go sooner.” Twilight looked a bit guilty.

“Don’t you worry none. It ain’t your fault. Ah’m just a little overwhelmed is all.” Which really wasn’t the case at all.

“Oh.” Twilight looked better. “Well okay.”

Applejack let out a sigh of relief before closing her eyes and stretching. When she opened them, she saw something that surprised her.

Twilight was taking her shirt off right in front of her.

Applejack blushed profoundly. “W-What are ya doin’?”

Twilight removed the piece of clothing and smiled. “It’s hot. The oven is on. Plus I got flour all over this.”

Applejack barely heard her over the sound of her own heartbeat. Twilight’s breasts were way bigger than she thought. Especially in the black lacey bra she had on.

Her slim, tan stomach glistened with sweat, and Applejack felt a familiar sensation beginning below her belt. She quickly squeezed her legs together. “M-Maybe we should get out the kitchen?” She stuttered, all the while looking everywhere else but Twilight.

Twilight shrugged but walked out after Applejack. “Ah!” She gasped, gripping her shoulder.

“What’s wrong?” Applejack asked, rushing to her side.

“I was carrying a new shipment of books into the library and Spike was sleeping. I didn’t want to wake him so I brought every box inside myself.” Judging how sore her arm was Applejack figured those boxes were pretty heavy.

“Ah could give you a shoulder and back massage.” the farm girl suggested.

“Really? You’d do that?” Twilight asked.

“Sure. Yer helpin’ me out. It’s the least Ah could do.” Applejack responds, smiling weakly.

“Thanks, AJ.” Twilight says before laying out on the couch near her favorite part of the library. She’s on her stomach, and Applejack can see the sides of her breasts.

She swallows hard, before cracking her knuckles and beginning. “Mhmm. That feels so good.” Twilight mumbles into the couch pillow in front of her. Applejack can feel the heat rising to her face. She continues though, because she didn’t want Twilight to see her blush.

She kneads her hands into Twilight’s tense muscles, feeling them relax under her touch. Twilight sighs every time, mumbling something about how Applejack should become a masseuse.

Then Applejack heard something that made her heart stop.

Twilight had unsnapped her bra strap.

“Uh, are you sure Ah should-”

“Yeah, I mean we’re friends, right? It’s not like we haven’t seen each other naked before.”

“Ah didn’t want to fuck you before.” Applejack mumbled.

“What?”

“Er, nothin’. Just lay down.” Applejack told her. She continued to work her shoulders before slowly making her way down her back. When she got to the unhooked bra she hesitated, but continued on.

Once she reached her back though, she froze. She knew Twilight was just simply enjoying the massage she was getting but the sounds she was making made it feel so...sexual.

Not that Applejack was complaining. She never in her life thought she would make a girl let alone Twilight moan. And now that she was doing it, she really honestly didn’t want to stop.

“Ah, Applejack you can go lower.”

Lower? How much lower can she get? Any lower and she’d be close enough to touch Twilight’s shapely ass. It embarrassed her, but again, she wasn't complaining.

Applejack found it difficult to not bite her lip. It was starting to become a habit around the princess. She decided to straddle her so that it would be easier for her to move her hands lower. She continued to work on Twilight, when she heard something that almost made her drop dead.

“Mhmm, Applejack that feels so good!”

Twilight had moaned her name. And in any other context it would have been sexual. But it sounded sexual. And hot. Which was enough to make Applejack wet her panties. She gasped. Now she really felt embarrassed. She couldn’t let Twilight know what just happened!

The timer for the cupcakes went off and Applejack let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding.

Things just got seriously complicated.

Author's Notes:

This is really short. At least to me it is. Sorry it feels crappy and rushed. I just saw everyone's response to it and I was so happy I wanted to put up a new chapter as soon as possible. Hopefully the end made up for it! :D it probably didn't and I'm sorry for that, but I Pinkie Promise the next chapter will be better, longer and awesome! Cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye! Thanks for all the good comments and all the watches! They mean a lot! Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Don't forget to tell me what you think about it! Its one am so I'm going to bed. Night! :D

There's Lust In The Air

Applejack shoots up and bounds for the kitchen nearly tripping on her own two feet.

Twilight re-hooks her bra and follows after her.

Applejack, as embarrassed as she could be and red as the apples on her cutie marks, fumbled with the pans and put both on the island. She wordlessly handed a pack of icing to Twilight and began icing her cupcakes.

“Applejack? Is everything alright? You look a little red.” Twilight tells her concerned. The shorter girl puts a hand on her arm and gives her a worried look.

“Just dandy!” Applejack squeaked, which was considerably unnaturally high for a girl with such a low voice. “I-It’s just that it’s still a little hot in here!”

Twilight was still a little apprehensive, but gave her the benefit of the doubt. “Oh, yeah. Well maybe I should open a window.” She responds reaching for the window above the stove.

“No, no, that’s okay! Ah got it. Why don’t you call everyone over so we can share these? Ah’m sure Pinkie would be thrilled!”

Twilight was taken aback with how fast Applejack was talking but didn’t question it. “Alright.” She says heading out to the living room to get her cell phone.

Applejack let out a sigh before finishing up with the cupcakes. She then leans against the counter and groans. She didn’t want to admit it but it’s finally come to it. “Ah’m in love with her.” she whispers in despair.

Thirty minutes later the library door opens to reveal the rest of the mane six.

Pinkie hoped in, her curls bouncing every inch she moved. “Hiya Twilight! Hey Applejack! I heard there were cupcakes! Where are the cupcakes?!” She demanded, her hands making grabby movements.

Rainbow Dash walked in after her, dragging the ever so shy Fluttershy with her. “‘Sup.” She greeted before throwing herself down on the couch. Fluttershy sheepishly waves before joining her.

Rarity, always one to make a grand entrance, tucked her Prada glasses into the neckline of her sundress that she designed herself. “Hello girls! I brought some drinks with me!” She chirped, holding up a bottle of wine.

“Don’t you think it’s a bit early to be drinking wine, Rarity?” Twilight asks taking the bottle.

“Nonsense, darling! I had a glass before I left!” Rarity responded, her Transatlantic accent crisp.

“Or two.” Rainbow muttered as the fashionista almost tripped walking over towards her.

Applejack grinned. With the rest of the girls around Twilight wouldn’t be much of a problem. Especially not with a tipsy Rarity around.

“We should watch a movie!” Pinkie declared, squeezing herself in between Dash and Rarity with the tin of cupcakes in her hand.

“Pinkie! Those all aren’t for you! They’re for everyone! Honestly, do you have any manners?” Twilight scolded, grabbing the tray from her and setting it on the coffee table in front of the couch.

Pinkie giggled. “Of course I do, silly filly! Why else would I eat the blue ones?” She grinned, the aforementioned icing smeared all over her teeth.

“Pinks, for a twenty-one year old, you sure are childish.” Dash added, putting an arm around her.

The pink haired girl snorted with laughter. “What?”

Everyone sighed. There was no use in explaining it to her. it would only confuse her even more.

Twilight put the movie on and turned off all the lights before plopping down next to Applejack who tensed when their arms brushed. The latter girl scooted over.

In the light flicker of the screen, Applejack could see the hurt and confused look Twilight was giving her. She cursed herself under her breath.

She really wasn't trying to be so cold hearted towards Twilight, but with the mixed feelings brewing within her she couldn’t get too close to her without her emotions getting out of whack.

Applejack decided to distract herself from her inner turmoil by paying attention to the screen. Twilight must’ve not have paid attention when she put it in because it was a romantic comedy. Something she really didn’t need to see right now.

She then trained her attention to the window outside, the sun barely still in the sky and the moon slowly starting to rise. She figured she would need to get home soon but decided against it. Mac, Bloom and Granny all think she’s studying and that’s what she wants them to believe. At least for now.

Twenty minutes pass, and soon light snoring around the room can be heard. Rarity is the first one to knock out, laying her head on Pinkie’s shoulder. The party planner soon follows suit, leaning her head on Rarity’s. Fluttershy curls up into a ball before drifting off too, and soon it’s just Applejack and Rainbow Dash awake.

Applejack would have thought Twilight was still awake too if she hadn’t felt Twilight fall into her lap. She blushed at the feeling of her warm body pressed against hers. Not want to risk doing something she’ll regret, slowly and carefully, the farm girl laid her friend on the floor. She then quietly gets up and tiptoes over to Dash. Grabbing her hand, she drags the athlete into the kitchen.

“Yo. What’s up?” Dash whispered, leaning against the kitchen island.

Applejack ran her hands through her dirty blonde hair. “If Ah tell you this RD, do ya promise not ta tell the others?” Applejack responded just as quiet.

“Well, duh. I’m the element of Loyalty after all. Now spill it.” Dash told her, folding her arms.

“Ah...maybe...uh, a little bit..sexually attracted to Twilight.”

“You what?!” Dash practically shouted before AJ clamped a hand over her mouth, her eyes wide in horror.

“Dammit, Rainbow! Don’t shout like that! You’ll wake ‘em up!” Applejack chided in a hushed tone.

The speedster nodded then removed her friend’s hand from her mouth. “How the hay did this happen?!” She asked.

Applejack was shaking with anxiety now. “Ah, Ah don’t know! Lately she’s been wearing these outfits and it’s like Ah can’t help but notice how attractive she is.”

Rainbow put a hand on her shoulder and smirked. “Oh, I see what’s going on here.”

“What?” Applejack asked, confused.

“You’re sexually frustrated aren’t ‘cha?” Rainbow continued, her smile growing wider with amusement.

Applejack frowned. “Where you goin’ with this, RD?”

Rainbow Dash put her arms up in surrender. “Just, just hear me out. I think what’s happening to you is what happened to me.”

“Ah’m listenin’.” Applejack granted, her arms folding over her own chest.

“Okay, see back in high school me and Fluttershy were like, not that close but after awhile we started hangin’ out a lot more and soon I started realizing what a bangin’ bod she had then one night after finals we kinda you know...did it.” A light blush creeped up on Rainbow’s tan skin as she finished her sentence. She bit her lip before continuing. “What I’m trying to say is, you my friend, have a girl crush.”

“A what?” Applejack barked.

“A girl crush. A crush on a girl where you don’t really wanna date her but you want to shove your face in between her thighs.” Rainbow explains, making a shoving motion with her arm.

“Okay, and this is what you think is happening with me and Twilight?” Applejack asked.

“Positive.” Dash insistes.

Applejack thought for a moment, and then sighed. Maybe Rainbow was right. Maybe it was just some stupid crush that was just based on lust. Then it hit her. “Wait, you had sex with Fluttershy?!”

Dash jumped at the question. “Well, yeah. I just told you that.” She answers.

“Does she even know how to-”

“Oh, ho, trust me, she knows. She knows very well. Surprised the heck out of me too.” Rainbow responded, rubbing the back of her neck.

“There are things that ya jus’ don’t need ta know about yer friends, an’ this is one of ‘em.” Jack mumbled under her breath. “Thanks for the advice, RD.” She adds, before starting to make her way out the kitchen.

“No prob.” Dash says waving her hand as if to wave the subject matter off. “Just don’t forget to tell me when it happens.”

“When wha-” Before Applejack could finish, she came face to face with the root of her problems.

Since she had left her on the floor, Twilight’s purple and pink hair was messy but in a cute just-got-out-of-bed way. Her clothes were disheveled, making her look sexy in a way AJ couldn’t describe.

Twilight smiled at them. “Hey, guys. What were you talking about?” She asks, looking at them expectantly.

Applejack’s heart was in her throat. Had Twilight heard their conversation?

“Nothin’. Jus’, uh, athlete stuff.” Applejack scrambled.

There was a smacking sound and then a faint, “Smooth, AJ.” from the girl behind her.

“Oh. Okay. Well. If you guys want to, you can spend the night. It’s pretty late and I wouldn’t want something to happen to you.” She was now looking at Applejack in particular for some reason.

“That’s mighty nice of ya, Twi. Thanks.” Applejack responded, sweating bullets. She bet Dash could hear her heartbeat even from as far away as she was standing.

Twilight nodded. “Well, I’m gonna go put my pajamas on. I’ll be right back.” She said, before walking back out the kitchen and bounded up the stairs.

Applejack stood there watching after her, mouth agape. She quickly closed it before humming to herself,

“Girl crush, huh?”

Author's Notes:

This is shorter than the last one but with good reason. Today was the first day of school for me and I'm exhausted. I know I said it was going to be up yesterday but I simply couldn't finish it in enough time because I had to go to bed early so that I could get up for school. That said, I did the best I could. I promise, promise, promise the next chapter will be longer. Don't forget to comment! :D

Dream Team

Applejack and Rainbow Dash went back to their respective places in front of the tv. The credits of whatever movie they were watching were rolling, which meant they had missed the whole thing. Applejack let out a sigh before looking back at the rainbow haired girl.

She shrugged and began to poke Fluttershy.

Applejack rolled eyes at her childish behavior. She then let her eyes wander over to the staircase where the young princess had disappeared. What was she going to come down wearing? The anticipation was eating at her. She couldn't help but wonder what Twilight wore to bed. Lingerie? An over sized t-shirt? It was killing her.

Just then, Twilight’s footsteps could be heard coming closer and closer. When the farm girl finally saw her friend, her jaw dropped. Twilight was wearing a large purple dress shirt that she guess belonged to Spike since the shoulders were so broad they hung off her own.

But that isnt what made Applejack’s throat go dry.

It was the four unbuttoned top buttons that revealed Twilight’s tempting, tan bare chest. Twilight smiled at her. "All my jams are in the wash so I borrowed something that Spike doesn't wear anymore. How do I look?" She said presenting herself.

"Like you belong in an issue of Playboy." Rainbow whistled.

Jack glared at her but all she got back was a goofy grin. She turned back around to face Twilight who gave her an awkward pose that consisted of her turning to the side with her right leg in the air, one hand behind her head and the other on her hip while sticking her tongue out playfully.

As adorkable as that was, it was still sexy to AJ. "Uh, you look great." She managed, trying her hardest not to stare at her chest.

Dash snorted.

Applejack’s eyebrow twitched in response.

"Oh, thank you, thank you!" Twilight said, jumping on Applejack making her gasp. She could feel her nipples through the shirt. It must have been cold in the room because they were poking her.

Twilight saw the embarrassed look on Applejack’s face and pulled away blushing. "Oops, no bra. I forgot."

"Forgot my ass." Dash snickered under her breath.

The others began to stir, much to Applejack’s relief.

"Oh my, what time is it?" Fluttershy asked.

Pinkie shrugged. "Who knows!"

Rarity yawned. "Well I must get home. I have a very important client coming in the morning. Chaio, girls."

She waved goodbye to them all before leaving.

"I gotta bounce too!" Pinkie said jumping up. "The Cakes want me to watch the twins tomorrow. Plus I need to feed Gummy! See ya!" She followed after Rarity, skipping the whole way.

"Oh! That reminds me! I need to feed Angel Bunny and all my other little critters. I'm so sorry girls, I'd love to stay but my forest friends need me!" Fluttershy stuttered before scurrying out the door.

"And then there were three." Twilight joked.

"Actually, two." Dash corrected her.

Applejack glared at her intensely.

"Scoots wants to start training for the Equestria Games tomorrow and I cant disappoint the little squirt." She patted Applejack on the back and snickered. "Have fun sleeping....over." she snickered before she gave them a two finger salute before shutting the door behind her.

The back of Applejack’s ears burned red with embarrassment.

"So? What do you wanna do?" Twilight asked.

"We could do some studying." Applejack suggested, looking everywhere but at Twilight.

"Oh that sounds fun! Let's do some additional multiplication!" Twilight beamed.

"Whatever you say, Twi." AJ muttered.

They made their way upstairs into Twilight’s bedroom when Applejack had noticed something.

“Uh, Twi? Where’s Spike?”

“Oh the CMC wanted him to help them with something so he’s staying at the treehouse with them.” Twilight explained, bending over to pick up a literature textbook.

Applejack craned her neck to get a better look and responded with, “Are you sure he’ll be a good boy and not try nothin’ funny? Ah don’t wanna have to hurt him if he does somethin’ to Applebloom.”

Still bent over, Twilight shakes her head- which inadvertently makes her bum shake- and giggled. “Spike has been raised by me almost his entire life. I don’t think he has the guts to do anything that stupid.” She stands up with the textbook and smiles. “Now, shall we get started?”

They sat on the bed. Twilight on one end, AJ on the other. Applejack had the textbook basically stuffed in her face to distract her from the way Twilight was sitting. She was getting a really good look at her breasts and it was making her incredibly uncomfortable.

Applejack couldn’t help but peer over the book to watch her stretch.Twilight yawned. “Well, you seem to have everything down. Though the way you talk begs to differ.” She teased. She then followed up with, “But, your reading levels are good. Still not where they should be, but good. At least English isn't a subject we need to cover any more. Math is more your problem...Applejack?”

Applejack’s eyes snapped up from her chest to her violet eyes. Crap, had she caught her looking?

“Did you hear what I just said?” The princess asked, crossing her arms, blocking Applejack’s desired view.

Applejack shook her head. “Uh, yeah. Ah heard ya. Loud an’ clear!” She assured half heartedly.

Twilight’s left eyebrow raises, and the skeptical look she’s giving her is proof enough Applejack was digging her own grave.

She sighed. “No. Ah’m sorry. Ah’m just tired.” Lies, all lies.

Twilight’s expression softened up. “Oh, well it is getting pretty late.” She said, glancing up at the clock. “Maybe we should hit the hay and pick up on this tomorrow?”

Applejack nodded and got up.

“Where are you going?” Twilight asked.

Applejack gave her a confused look. “Ah was gonna go sleep on the couch.”

Twilight shook her head. “What kind of friend would I be if I let you do that?” She patted the spot next to her on the bed. “C’mon. There’s enough room for you.”

Applejack almost fainted. She was going to be sleeping in the same bed as Twilight. Not sleeping with her, but sleeping in the bed with her. With the way things were going, she really wasn't too sure if she was okay with that.

“A-are you sure, Twilight? I mean it’s your bed-”

“Nonsense. You’re my friend and besides, we’re both girls right?” Twilight responded.

She seemed to be using that as an excuse a lot now. Applejack thought. She then shrugged, took her hat and her shorts off, feeling this was an argument she simply couldn’t win. She got in on her side, and scooted as far away from Twilight as possible. She didn’t need to have her rolling over and leaning against her. Not that she would have minded, really.

They said their goodnights and Twilight turned out the light. Applejack could feel her turn over, and soon she could feel that she was asleep. Not wanting to just stare at the wall in the dark, Applejack soon drifted herself.

Applejack could feel some kind of pressure on her stomach. She opened her eyes to see it was Twilight, still in the purple dress shirt from earlier. She realized that the girl was straddling her with a seductive, devilish smirk on her face that made Applejack red with embarrassment.

Twilight giggled. “Took you long enough.” She teased, unbuttoning Applejack’s plaid shirt and running her fingers along Applejack’s stomach. “I was wondering when you were going to wake up.” Her fingers trailed dangerously low, stopping at the elastic band on her boy shorts.

“I know you want me. You can stop pretending.” She continued, trailing her fingers back up to Applejack’s chest. Applejack gasped. Twilight’s smirk grew wider. “Not like you were very good at it, anyway.” She lifts the wifebeater Applejack has on over her head and the farm girl lets her take it off.

Twilight stared greedily at the mounds in front of her, licking her lips in anticipation. “Unhook your bra.” She commanded. Applejack is happy to oblige. Twilight threw the piece of clothing on the floor and attacked Applejack’s chest.

Applejack gasped, then moaned. Twilight laughed, then continued to lick and suck her breasts. First the right one, then the left one. She kneaded the nipple of the one she wasn't sucking, causing Applejack to squeak in pleasure.

Then, unexpectedly, the tables turned. Applejack pinned Twilight down on the bed so swiftly that it shocked her, and took her a moment to realize what had happened. The smirk returned. “Well? What are you waiting for? Kiss me.”

“With pleasure.” Applejack grunted before bringing her lips to Twilight’s. As she kept her lips occupied, she removed her hands from Twilight’s arms and began to unbutton the dress shirt. Twilight moaned as her breasts hit the cold air.

It was Applejack’s turn to smirk as she took one of Twilight’s breasts in her mouth. “Mmmm, Applejack!” God, it was great to hear her say that again. Applejack grew bolder with each passing moment, and soon before she knew it her hand was in Twilight’s panties.

Twilight gasped as she felt the farm girl’s fingers inside her-

Something from somewhere far in the distance was buzzing, but Applejack couldn’t tell what it was. And then she shot up, realizing it was Twilight’s alarm clock.

She looked around herself. She was still in her clothes minus her shorts, and Twilight still had on the dress shirt from the night before. She peered over to look at the sleeping girl to see she was still asleep. How could someone like her sleep through an alarm like that?

She got up and shut the alarm off before getting back into bed. That’s when she realized two things. One, she was sweaty, and two, she was wet. Was it all a dream? A wet dream? She hadn’t had one of those in a long time.

She blushed. It was about her and Twilight. And to make matters worse it was the second time Twilight had made her wet. Well, dream Twilight anyway. She looked over at Twilight again, to see she was still asleep.

She contemplated waking the librarian, but decided against it. This was an issue she really didn’t need her sticking her nose in. It seemed like each and every day Applejack was slipping up and soon she would slip up majorly and it would all be over. She had to tell Twilight anyway, but today, like many days in the future, would not be the day.

She picked up her shorts and put them on, making a face as she felt the coolness of her panties rub against her nether region. Applejack then put on her her Stetson before quickly writing a note to Twilight saying she’d be back later and left out of the library to her pick up.

As she got in and began to drive, she began to think. How was she going to explain this to Mac? Granny? Applebloom was easy to hide things from, but she was just as sharp as her. She’d catch on sooner or later.

Applejack shook her head. No. Things were getting complicated, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t handle them. She was Applejack after all. One of the most dependable girls in their group, and the most grounded. She could do this. She just had to learn how to handle this situation better.

She shut her truck off when she pulled up into the driveway and walked in the house to see her family up as usual at the kitchen table, breakfast in their plates. “Mornin’ Granny. Mac. Bloom.” She greeted as she sat down, pouring herself a glass of apple juice from the pitcher on the table.

Her family stared at her incredulously. She felt their eyes on her but chose to ignore them. “Can ya’ll pass me some toast?” She asked, directed to one of them, all of them.

Applebloom was the first to speak. “Uh, sure, sis.” She responded, passing her the plate stacked with toasted bread.

“Uh, Jack, not to bother ya, but, where ya been?” Mac asked, as she munched on the bite of bread she just took.

“Twilight’s. We had an over night study session.” She responded nonchalantly.

Applebloom snickered. “Yeah, ya’ll were studyin’ somethin’.”

“Applebloom!” Granny scolded.

“What? Ah’m eleven, not an idiot!” the fifth grader defended.

Applejack almost choked on the piece of bread in her mouth, her face was as red as the shirt she had on. “That ain’t what happened! And Ah should whip ya fer sayin’ somethin’ inappropriate like that at the breakfast table in front of Granny!”

“Well if that ain’t what happened, why is yer face all red?” Mac asked, smirking.

“Not you too, Mac!” Applejack whined.

“It’s a simple question, little apple. Answer yer brother, Jack.” Granny told her.

Applejack pouted, and glared furiously at her grinning siblings, before facing Granny again. “Cause, ya’ll are embarassin’ me! Me and Twilight ain’t got nothing goin’ on! Ya just readin’ too much in ta nothin’!” She finished, sipping at her apple juice.

“Oh yea? Well why is it that whenever we bring ‘er up, you hastily change the subject?” Applebloom asked.

Applejack choked on her juice. “Applebloom,” Granny said in a warning tone.

“What? Ah’m just askin’.” She responded, shrugging.

“Cause maybe Ah don’t want ta constantly talk about the fact that Ah’m gettin’ tutored at twenty-two!” AJ shouted, slamming her cup down and storming out the door.

They watched her leave and then continued to eat.

“She’s lyin’ through her teeth, ain’t she Granny?” Applebloom asked.

“Eeeyup.”

Author's Notes:

I told you guys that it would be longer! I made my promise and I kept it! Even though I really should be in bed because I have a really bad cold. -__- but i did it all for you guys! so you better appreciate it! By the way, writing that almost sex scene was REALLY hard to do, so if anyone can help me learn how to write a prober f/f sex scene please inbox me! Welp, i gotta go to sleep! Tell me what you guys think! :D

One Drunk Girl Is Another Girl's Treasure

Later on that day, Applejack went back over to Twilight’s. When she had gotten there, the princess had thankfully gotten dressed. She answered the door in her usual white dress shirt with the purple sweater and jeans. Applejack felt a twinge of disappointment.

"Why'd you leave? You could have taken a shower here." Twilight told her as she let her in. She sounded a little offended.

"Well Granny wanted ta make sure Ah was okay. She got a lil worried when Ah didn't come home." Applejack responded, sitting down and opening her textbook.

Twilight nodded. "Understandable. Today we're going to cover algebraic equations."

Applejack’s ears perked up. "Is that what Bloom was doin'?" She asked, more to herself than Twilight.

Twilight thought for a moment. "Wait, how old is she?"

"Twelve."

"In the fifth grade?!"

"Sugarcube ain't the brightest buckle on the belt." Applejack shrugged. "Plus she started school a little late."

"You count three years as a little late?!" Twilight asked incredulously.

"Seein' how mah family couldn't afford to pay for clothes that she needed for it, yeah Ah would count that as a little late." Applejack nearly snarled, running her tongue over her teeth.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, Applejack. I had no idea." Twilight told her feeling guilty.

Applejack shrugged again. "No one does. Just cause we ain't no rich folk don't mean we got ta be feelin' sorry for ourselves. That's just stinkin' thinkin'."

"I could always get the princess to-"

"Now don't you start, Twi. Thanks for the offer, but Ah think mah family can handle things. We been doin' just fine for generations. Even when times get rough. Besides, Ah'm sure the princess has more important things to do than worry bout us Apples." Applejack interjected, shaking her head.

Twilight’s shoulders slumped. "Fine. I really wanted to help you. I haven't written a letter to the Princess in a while and I think she's noticed."

"You still hafta write letters?" The farm girl asked as she wrote down something Twilight had written on the board.

“Of course. Not as many as I used to, but I still have to report what I’ve been doing to her every once in a while. It was part of our little agreement that allowed me to stay here in Ponyville.”

“What agreement?”

“Well, in order for me to stay here, I need to write her a letter about friendship. I have to do that or its to the castle I go.” Twilight explained, frowning. She didn’t look too happy considering the thought.

“Why don’t ya go then?” Applejack asked, genuinely wondering what her answer would be.

“Because I don’t want to leave you guys. As much as Dash gets on my nerves and I will never understand the woman that is Pinkie, I couldn’t just leave you guys hanging. Especially not you, Applejack, who needs my help the most.” Twilight laid a comforting hand on Applejack’s shoulder. She smiled a little bit, rubbing it affectionately.

Applejack sighed under her calming touch before bringing herself back to earth. Twilight had just said she was one of the major reasons why she decided to stay in Ponyville. That was pretty big for her, since she was supposed to be the dependable one. Dash was the loyal one, not Twilight, but none the less, she showed the trait respectively, which made it clear as to why she now had the title Princess. She was, indeed, a truly remarkable girl.

Applejack pouted when the hand left her shoulder, but quickly fixed her face when Twilight looked up at her. “So, instead of algebraic equations, what should we learn about today?”

How ta kiss? Applejack wanted to ask. But inwardly shook her head. Stay cool, Jack. Don’t get all fuzzy in the the head. She told herself, as she watched Twilight walk in front of the bored. Man, those jeans are so great on her. They make her ass look amazing. She thought, biting her lip and unconsciously leaning over the desk.

The piece of chalk Twilight had been writing with clacked to the floor, and she easily bent down to pick it up. The motion made the back of her shirt rise, and as Applejack squinted, she realized that right on the small of Twilight’s back was a tattoo. When did she get that? she asked herself as Twilight got back up and began writing on the board again.

“When’d you get it?”

“Huh?”

“The tattoo. When’d you get it?” Applejack repeated, pointing to the star on her lower back. Not that she minded. It actually looked sexy on her.

“O-Oh. That. I guess I forgot to cover it with make up this morning. Well, no matter. I had gotten it for my 19th birthday. Shining made me do it. We made a bet that if he ever started dating Cadence, I would get a tattoo of his choice on anywhere on my body.”

Applejack’s mouth opened a little. Twilight? A dare devil?

Seeing the expression on her friend’s face, Twilight giggled. “Yeah, he didn’t think I would do it, but damn right I did. The stupid look on his face when I walked out that parlor was priceless and picture perfect. Though, there were repercussions, we both fully knew that. Our parents were none too happy about our little deal.”

“What’d they do?” Applejack was really curious now.

“They couldn’t ground us, of course. I was nineteen and him twenty two. So they punished us another way.” Twilight told her, playing with a button on her shirt. “They told the Princess and Cadence. Oh my gosh you should have seen how much fury Cadence had in her eyes. I don’t even think he was supposed to come out alive from that.” She chuckled at the memory.

“As for me...I couldn’t read in the Canterlot Library for a month. It drove me nuts. I would sneak in at night, build a little fort, and hide in the darkness with a flashlight, reading up on magic and such. Of course, I eventually got caught. So I got my suspension extended. Taught me my lesson.” She mumbled, finishing her story.

Applejack laughed. Of course Twilight would get in trouble for doing something only Twilight would do. But she had to admit, she didn’t think Twilight had it in her to go and get a tattoo without being the least bit self conscious about it.

“Speaking of birthdays, isn’t yours today?” Twilight asked after a moment.

Applejack seemed to squint at nothing for a moment, as if she was reading through a data catalog in her brain. And then her face changed, her eyebrows furrowing in confusion. “Yeah. Ah’m twenty three.” She answered, still squinting as if the number was blurrily in front of her face. How could she have forgotten that? Well...that wasn’t such an unrealistic question. Especially since she had been focusing on Twilight so much these past few days.

“Are you going to do something with your family?” Twilight asked.

Applejack shook her head. “Nah. There’s never really enough money around for birthdays. Except for Bloom, because she’s still young. But me and Mac haven’t done anythin’ for ours since Ma and Pa passed.”

Twilight hummed in response, deep in thought. Then, she gasped. “Hey! Why don’t we gather the girls and hit up Manehattan? Since you haven’t done anything for it in a while, what better way to celebrate than with your friends?”

Applejack didn’t really want to go, but she didn’t really want to disappoint Twilight either. Seeing the unbearably cute eager look on her face made her heart leap. She sighed, knowing she was going to regret what she was about to say. “Fine, we can go out tonight.”

Twilight threw her arms up in the air. “Whoo!” She then cleared her throat, and said, “Okay, turn your textbook to page seventy.”

The blinding lights of Manhattan hit Applejack’s face as she pulled her hat over her face; her friends walking beside her, the out of rhythm sync of their various heels clicking against the hard sidewalk. They had taken a taxi since Applejack’s truck was too small and the others thought it was better to just not drive at all since they knew all of them would be drinking. Especially Pinkie.

“Oh! We should go to Berry’s bar! Remember we used to go there before Twilight came?” The party planner asked as Rarity smacked her lips after putting on yet another layer of red lipstick.

“Go to the bar with Twilight?” Dash asked. “Yeah right! There’s no way she’d survive in Berry’s place!” She added, throwing her head back to laugh.

“And just why the hell not?” Twilight demanded, clearly offended. Applejack silently smiled at the pout on her lips.

“N-Not to be mean,” Fluttershy responded for her, “But Berry’s Punch Bowl isn’t a place for someone like you, Twilight.”

“Like me?!” Twilight repeated, her voice going up an octave. Applejack took that as her cue to step in.

“They don’t mean nothin’ by it, sugarcube, just, that its a rough place. It’s not for girls from Canterlot.” She immediately regretted saying that, because the glare she got and the eyebrow twitch that accompanied it indicated that she had definitely said the wrong thing, and she was no better than Dash.

They had been walking towards the new club down the street, but Applejack knew now that that was no longer their destination.

“I have a tattoo! I think I can handle a stupid bar!” Twilight shouted crossing her arms.

“You have a what?!” Rarity and Rainbow shouted at the same time, giving her almost identical looks of disbelief.

“Its a purple star, on the small of ‘er back.” Applejack responded.

“How do you know where it is?” Dash sneered.

Applejack blushed, realizing that what she had just said sounded very intimate. Of course, if Twilight didn’t cover it with make up and she bent down to pick something up like she did earlier it would be easily seen, but with the way Dash’s perverted mind worked, of course that would be the conclusion she would come to. “T-That ain’t the issue here!” She stammered.

“Darling are you sure you want to go there? Even I don’t think it’s such a good idea.” Rarity said, putting a hand on Twilight’s shoulder.

“If Applejack says we can go then I want to go. It is her birthday after all.” Twilight responded, looking at her with a surprisingly intimidating glare that basically told her she had to agree or else she’d stay twenty three forever, six feet underground.

“Let ‘er go. If anything happens we’ll just take ‘er home.” Applejack said, letting out a breath she didn’t know she was holding. The mood on Twilight’s face quickly changed, and it was as if nothing had even happened. Applejack chuckled to herself, shaking her head. Look at that, she thought to herself, Ah’m not even with her and Ah’m already whipped.

The bar was a quaint little place, not too big, not too small, and also not too welcoming. The room wasn’t crowded, a few tables were dotted here and there. On two TVs hanging on the wall was an indistinguishable sports game being blared to the patrons down below. At the bar itself behind it was the bartender, who was cleaning out glasses for her next customers.

“W-Why are they looking at me like that?!” Twilight asked warily of the men she was referring to that were giving her lascivious looks from their table across the room she nearly held on to Applejack for dear life. The farm girl rolled her eyes. They had warned her. Why didn’t she listen?

Dash was in tears. She was laughing so hard she was gasping for air, Pinkie joining in. Fluttershy and Rarity tried to pry the princess off her shield, but to no avail. Twilight held on to her firmly. And as much as Applejack appreciated the fact that Twilight thought she was her big and strong knight in armour, the nails digging into her arm were beginning to hurt.

“Look Twi, me an’ the girls are here. We ain’t gonna let nothing happen to ya. So Just relax. For me? Please?” She begged, turning to Twilight who was now uneasily sitting on a bar stool next to her. The wary girl nodded, and much to Applejack’s relief, the pressure was soon gone. She doubted that she wouldn’t find bruise marks in the morning.

The bartender approached them, and smiled as she made eye contact with Rainbow Dash. “Well, well, well! If it isn’t my five favorite girls! What brings ya’ll to my here fine establishment?” She asked, her accent sounding like that of a person who lived in Hooflyn. She was about Twilight’s height, with scruffy magenta hair.

“Berry! What’s up chicka?!” Dash responded, bumping fists with the woman.

“Oh, nothing. Actually, if I remember correctly it’s someone’s birthday today, isn’t it?” Berry asked, looking directly at Applejack.

“Berry, I swear to Tatarus.” Applejack deadpanned, knowing exactly what was about to happen.

Berry gave her a mischievous smirk, then cleared her throat. “Happy birthday, AJ baby!” She shouted in a playfully seductive voice.

Applejack blushed, slamming her fist on the counter. “Goddamit, Berry! Ah told ya not ta call me that!” Applejack heard laughter, and whipped around expecting it to be Dash, but was surprised to learn that it was Twilight.

“And who is this pretty young thing? Wait, don’t tell me...You’re that cute new princess, right?” Berry asked her, eyebrow raised, finger pointed at her.

Twilight nodded a little, embarrassed by the compliment. “Yep, that’s me.”

“Don’t flirt with her Ber, She doesn’t go that way.” Dash snickered.

Applejack’s heartbeat skipped. She didn’t even consider that. What if Twilight didn’t go that way? Or at least, didn’t like her in that way? What was she going to do? It would be incredibly awkward for Applejack to express her desires and then to have Twilight basically tell her she just wanted to be friends. It would ruin their friendship with the sheer power of awkwardness.

“Well, nice to meet ya, your highness. The name’s Berry Punch and I own this place!” She stuck her hand out and shook Twilight’s, who was now looking considerably a lot more comfortable than before. “Now, in honor of the birthday girl,” Berry started, reaching up on the shelf behind her. She picked up a bottle of whisky and set out six shot glasses, filling each one with alcohol before placing it in front of each girl. “Every round of shots is on the house.” She smirked.

Applejack watched Twilight stare at the amber brown liquid in front of her with confusion and curiosity. “Yer supposta throw it back.” She tells her, pointing to the glass.

Applejack picked up her glass in example, and swings her head back as the liquid runs down her throat. “See? Now you try.”

Twilight hesitantly picked up the glass and put it to her lips, before throwing her head back, trying to imitate what Applejack had showed her. Unfortunately she had done it too quickly, and she winded up spitting it back up, coughing like she had been drowning.

“Easy there, sugarcube. It’s not a race.” Applejack comforted her as she patted her back to lessen the coughs.

“Speak for yourself!” Dash hollered before drinking her second glass. Pinkie was right behind her, watching her every move. Whiskey shots were their thing, and the contest that was brewing would be nothing but trouble.

Rarity passed her shot down to Pinkie, then flagged down Berry for a martini. “I unlike the rest of my friends, am a lady of sophisticated liquor. I would never drink such a barbaric drink in such a way.” She rolled her eyes as Pinkie downed her glass.

Fluttershy sat quietly, swaying side to side in her stool. She wasn’t much of a drinker, (even though she was a year older than Dash and Pinkie, who were both twenty.) So she had gotten a soda with cherries in it. She initially wasn’t going to come, but because she could never turn down time with her friends, here she was. She didn’t mind it though, seeing as everyone looked like they were having fun.

By now, Twilight seemed to be enjoying herself, and before Applejack knew it she was joining in with Dash and Pinkie. She was beating them, which Applejack could hardly believe what she was seeing. And she watched her for over an hour. And in this hour Twilight had become incredibly drunk.

“Did, did you know, that like, um, that Celestia used to tell the guards not to let me near any liquor?” Twilight asked, slumping over onto the counter.

Applejack sighed, thinking that she probably already knew the answer. “Why is that, Twilight?”

“Because, because, because I can't handle anything!” She finished, throwing her arms up before nearly falling off the stool. She giggled as Applejack caught her, glad she had gotten to her before her head collided with the hard wood floor beneath their feet.

“Ah can see that.” the farm girl mumbled, her hand reflexively reaching out, as Twilight almost fell again. Twilight giggled again, before downing yet another drink. She contemplated taking her home, looking around to see that the rest of the girls were doing their own thing. Dash and Pinkie were well, occupied with each other in a sense, and Fluttershy was gossiping with Rarity. So their presence would be rarely missed.

It was either take her home, or let her continue to make a complete fool of herself. And she wasn’t about to do the latter, seeing how it could potentially get her- and someone else- hurt. So the morally right part of her won. “C’mon Twi. We’re getting you home.” Applejack told the drunken princess as she pulled her to her feet. Twilight could barely stand. Applejack actually found this amusing. The girl was the definition of a rule abiding student, and yet here she was, more wasted than Pinkie was last Hearth's Warming.

“Okay, but as long as we let the cat out.” Twilight slurred.

“What?” Applejack asked out loud in sheer confusion as she hailed a cab. The car stopped and she helped Twilight in before getting in herself.

“Where ya goin’?” The cabbie asked, looking at them through the rear view mirror.

“Ponyville. Golden Oak Tree Library.” Applejack told him as Twilight slumped on her shoulder.

The car pulled off, and soon Twilight was asleep. This was the second time Twilight had fallen asleep on her, and Applejack had to admit, it really felt nice. Her warm body pressed against hers, it was, well, pleasant. Sure it would feel better if they were- No. she mustn't think like that. They were friends. Ah don’t think Ah can keep this up for much longer... Applejack thought, staring down wistfully at the sleeping girl who was now in her lap.

The tires screeched to a halt, and Applejack realized they were back at the library. She woke Twilight up, paid the man, and helped her inside as he pulled off. Once inside, Applejack laid Twilight on the couch. But she was no longer tired.

“Hey! Applejack! Could you, could you come here?” She asked, waving her arm in what Applejack presumed to be a motion to make her come towards her. Applejack complied and before she knew it, Twilight’s lips were against hers.

Her heart was pounding her head, her brain was screaming for her to stop, and Twilight’s grip was surprisingly rough. Just how she liked it. Despite how she knew this was clearly wrong, Applejack began kissing her back, breathing a sigh of relief as she finally indulged in the thing that she had been dying to do these past few days.

But she knew it was wrong. And being the honest girl that she was, she pulled back. And as much as it hurt her to do so, to see the confused, hurt look on Twilight’s face, she couldn’t do it. Not like this. Not with Twilight like this. She wasn’t sober. It was completely wrong.

“Ah’m sorry.” Applejack mumbled hoarsely before storming off to the bathroom, locking herself in it. She closed the door behind her and slid down it. This was too much. This was becoming too much to handle. She was going to go insane.

What just happened confused her, even more so than Twilight. Why’d she kiss me? She thought, crawling up beside the tub. Maybe it was just her being drunk. She rationalized. Even so, to return the favor would not be good. Twilight probably had no idea about what she had just don’t nor did Applejack doubt that she wouldn’t remember in the morning.

Fatigue overtook her, and before she knew it, not only was she lost in her own thoughts, but she was now lost in a deep slumber too.

Morning sunlight spilled through the blinds, and the door to the bathroom creaked open. Light footsteps entered, two cups of something hot and familiar clinking in the mystery intruder’s hands. One of those hands tapped Applejack’s face, and woke her up.

Her vision cleared, and in front of her in a long purple robe, was Twilight herself. “Hey.” She greeted hoarsely.

Twilight nodded and handed her the mug that she had placed on the sink before digging in the medicine cabinet for the aspirin. She took two for herself, then passed the bottle to Applejack who did the same.

Both took the pills in silence before washing them down with their coffee. Twilight stood there, unsure of what to say, and Applejack had almost the exact expression on her face.

“Why are you in here?” It was a simple question, a reasonable one. Why was Applejack in the bathroom, asleep against the tub? But she couldn’t answer, for if she did, then the memories of the night before would come flooding back. And she definitely didn’t want that. But honesty has always been her best trait.

“Do you remember anythin’ that happened last night?” She asked, making sure to ask slowly so that the other girl could think.

Twilight stared up at the ceiling as if it had the answer, and shook her head. “Nope. Why?”

“You uh, you got really really wasted. And kissed me.” Applejack explained as she blushed. She looked up at Twilight to see her reaction.

Twilight was equally as flustered, possibly even more. Applejack couldn’t blame her. Poor girl. She’s probably questionin’ her sexuality right now.

“D-Did we-” Twilight stuttered, the mug in her hand shaking.

Applejack became redder. “No, no, it was just a kiss.” She quickly assured. And suddenly Applejack was severely glad she had stopped herself, because she couldn’t imagine how she could have explained to Twilight something like that.

They stared at each other in yet another pocket of silence before Twilight turned around and left, mumbling something about going to start breakfast. Applejack just stayed where she was staring at the wall. If she thought things were complicated before, they were downright tragic now.

Author's Notes:

Pinkie and Dash kissed if thats what you think i was insinuating so yes thats what i was insinuating. Hooflyn is supposed to be the horse Brooklyn HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY HORSE PUNS! *rolls eyes* corny I know. and this took me sooooo long you have nooo idea! my back hurts! I feel like an old women! So you guys better comment! Also the next chapter is going to have an interesting twist. stay tuned! ;D

The Story From Two Different Points of Views

Applebloom yawned as she stretched, the hard wood floor of the club house beneath her. She groaned when a surge of pain coursed through her body. She has got to stop sleeping on the floor with no support. She looked beside herself, seeing that her green haired friend was still asleep.

"Hey, wake up, Spike." She whispered, softly nudging the slightly older boy.

His bright dragon like green eyes opened, and he slowly sat up. "Where's Scoots and Sweetie?" He asked, looking around for the other girls.

"They went home after you fell asleep. Ah didn't wanna wake you so Ah let ya sleep. And then Ah guess Ah knocked out too." Applebloom responded. She gave him a warm smile afterwards.

Spike nodded. "Huh. What time is it?"

"Bout eleven. Why?" Applebloom asked.

"Oh horse apples! I gotta get home!" He yelled, scrambling to his feet.

"Where ya goin, Spike? Why ya in such a hurry?" The younger girl asked a bit confused.

“Home! Twilight will be angry if I’m not back there in time for our daily errands!” He made a move for the door, but turned around as he felt Applebloom’s hand on his arm.

“Relax. Twi an’ Jack went out for her birthday yesterday night. They both probably got drunk as hell and are sleeping it off.” The redhead further explained.

Spike raised an eyebrow.

“Ah can curse when no one ain’t around you know.” She sniffed.

Spike nodded. “Right. Anyway? Why don’t we head inside the house? I’m starving.” He grumbled, rubbing his growling stomach.

“‘Kay.” Applebloom responded, opening the door the the clubhouse and climbing down the stairs. Spike shut the door before following after her.

As they rounded the house and into the front yard, they realized Applejack’s pick up wasn’t there.

“Huh. She must still be at Twilight’s.” Applebloom mused, as she grinned.

“What’s so funny?” Spike asked, a little clueless.

“Oh c’mon, Spike. Don’t tell me you don’t see it.” Applebloom egged.

“See what?” Spike asked clueless.

“See that our sisters like each other! Ah mean, they are literally the worst people ever when it comes to hidin’ their feelings!” Applebloom shouted, waving her arms in Spike’s face.

Spike looked at her incredulously before swatting her hand away. “You’re crazy.”

“Am Ah? How bout after lunch we go ask the girls about what they think?”

Spike nodded. "Alright, you're on!"

The two of them raced into the house, shoving each other along the way.

After two helpings of mac and cheese courtesy of Granny Smith, the two friends set out to find their older acquaintances.

“Hmmm. Who can we ask about this....” Spike thought out loud as they stood in the Ponyville market place, which was the center of town. They looked about, trying to decide if they should follow the trail to Fluttershy’s cottage, or go up the road to Rarity’s boutique.

“Why don’t we go to Rainbow’s?” Applebloom asked.

“Why Dash?” Spike queried.

“Because you know....she’s not...uh...straight?” Applebloom tried, but still couldn't quite find the words to describe it. Dash’s relationships weren’t exactly a secret. Especially since she usually came to the farm to complain to Applejack about them. Applebloom would over hear and not understand how someone as brash and brazen as her could even have a romantic relationship with anyone.

“She’s dated guys too.” Spike defended. Then backtracked. “I think.” He muttered, trying to remember some of the conversations he had overhead in the library when no one thought he was listening.

“No one plays for both teams!” Applebloom said pointedly.

“Ask Scootaloo.” Spike chuckled.

“What?!” Applebloom barked.

“Er, nothing. Let’s just go see Rainbow.” Spike sputtered, pulling at her arm as they headed towards Rainbow’s condo.

Once they were there, they knocked a few times, then stood waiting for the older girl to answer. When she didn’t Applebloom put two fingers on the bridge of her nose. “Ah shoulda known she went with the others. She’s probably just as hungover as mah sister. But given the way she drinks she probably died from alcohol poisoning.” Applebloom muttered, banging on the door again. Then she stopped.

She stood back, and cleared her throat. “What are you going to do?” Spike asked, watching her as she rolled her shoulders and sniffed a few times.

“Just watch.” She responded, before taking a deep breath.

“Rainbow Dash if you don’t get yer sorry ass out here Ahmma tell the whole town whatcha did last July!” Applebloom yelled, but it wasn’t in her voice, it was in her sister’s. And very convincingly so.

“What the heck? How’d you do that?!” Spike asked in amazement, after she had finished her threat.

“When the same person’s yellin’ at ya fer the same stuff over an’ over, ya start mocking them.” The youngest Apple responded, smirking. “Ah get Mac and Granny with it all the time.” She snickered.

Before Spike could respond, there was a loud thump, followed by even louder swearing. A few minutes later the door swung open, revealing a naked Dash, in nothing but a bedsheet. “You little cunt, I thought that was really AJ!” She shouted pointing a finger in to Applebloom’s chest. “I can’t believe she told you what happened!” She added, folding her arms over her chest.

Applebloom smiled snidely. “She ain’t had to tell me. Ah saw it fer mah self.”

Dash glared at the younger girl, then directed her attention to Spike, who was trying to look everywhere but her body, blushing a bit. “What are you shits doing here anyway?” Dash growled looking back at Applebloom, wrapping the sheet around her more tightly.

“Mah sister and Twilight. Spike here don’t think nothin’ is going on between ‘em but Ah call bullshit.” She responded, seeing the attitude in Dash’s posture change. The athlete smirked.

“Man is he blind?! Poor Twilight! Applejack probably got her to bed last night and got in with her!” Dash laughed. “C’mon in, I’ll make you guys something it eat!”

The redhead shoved her friend inside and followed after him before closing the door behind her. They had never been in Rainbow Dash’s place, only Twilight’s and Rarity’s for obvious reasons. The older girls usually went since Rainbow’s place had a strictly “no squirt allowed” feel to it.

The place was a pigsty. There was clothes everywhere. Some Applebloom and Spike were sure didn’t belong to the older girl. There were trophies lining almost every inch of the wall, and where they didn’t cover, medals and certificates did.

A flat screen was turned on, and the buzz of background noise was heard as Dash started to cook something. She threw something in a pot before sitting down at her small dining table where the younger girl and boy both sat.

“So? Your sister come back yet?” Dash asked, lighting a cigarette. She offered the both of them one but they quickly declined. Shrugging, Dash put the box down on the table and flicked the ash away before taking a long drag and blowing the smoke out into their faces.

Applebloom shook her head, waving the smoke away. “Nope. Ah reckon she’s still at Twilight’s.” She responded, watching behind the tanned girl to see the pot on the stove was boiling over. Whatever was supposed to be cooking in it, she sure as hell didn’t want it now.

“No kidding? Her pick up wasn’t even in the driveway?” Rainbow asked in disbelief.

Spike shook his head. “Nope. I didn’t even get a text from Twilight.” He pulled out his cellphone to check again, and then shook his head again as an update.

“Well, kiddies, all I can say is that your sisters are probably getting it in right now.” Dash told them, leaning back in her chair, before laughing a bit. “You know, Applebloom, your sister has always been ambidextrous.”

It took Applebloom a minute to process what she had said before she grunted, “Yer really nasty, ya know that?”

Dash threw her head back and laughed even louder. “I kid! I kid! No but seriously, I do think they have something going on. Well, on Applejack’s side anyway.”

“What do you mean?” Spike asked.

“Well,” Dash started, “And you didn’t hear it from me okay? If either of you tell them I will pound you both!”

The two nodded in agreement before egging her on.

“Applejack totally wants to hit it.” Dash whispered.

“Ah knew it! Ah knew it!” Applebloom cheered, pumping her fists in the air. “Wait till the girls hear about this!”

“What did I just say?!” Dash barked.

“Oops, sorry.” the younger girl apologized.

Spike looked like he was deep in thought.

“What’s up, Sparky?” Dash directed towards him, extinguishing her cigarette. He looked like he was really contemplating something, as if he wasn't sure if he should say something or not.

“Well, on the way here, Applebloom said you only date girls.” He mused. “Is that true?”

Dash’s face showed a quick flash of suprise, and as quick as it came, it left, giving way to what looked like anger and irritation. “No! Of course not! Why would you believe such a thing like that?!”

“Well because-” Spike started, but stopped when he heard what sounded like footsteps coming from the back of the apartment that he guessed where Dash’s bedroom was. The footsteps came closer, and soon they were revealed to be Pinkie’s.

She looked like she had just woken up, and she too was wrapped in a bed sheet. Dash was blushing furiously. Pinkie looked over at the kids and waved half heartedly. “Hi you guys.” She said, her voice less bubbly than normal. She walked over to the stove and shut the pot off before pouring herself a cup of coffee.

Applebloom smirked, and Spike tried to hold in a laugh. Dash refused to look either of them in the eye and instead turned to the pink haired girl in her kitchen.

“Pinkie?! What the heck are you doing here? And why are naked?” She asked.

“Oh? You don’t remember?” Pinkie asked back, her eyebrows raising in surprise. “We went out for Applejack’s birthday and we went home together.” She bit her lip. “Also, I never left. And we...”

Dash threw her arms up, shouting, “Okay! I get it! We fucked! Please don’t bring it up in front of them!” She glared at the two in front of her before glaring at Pinkie.

The tired party planner shrugged as she leaned against the kitchen counter, and took another sip of coffee. “You’re the one who asked.” She grumbled into her cup.

“Not another word!” Was the other woman’s response.

Pinkie shrugged again, saying nothing more, and shuffled over to the couch, picking up the remote to start flipping through the channels.

Dash slowly turned back to the younger pair, with a glare that could rival Applejack’s meanest scowl. “You two squirts say anything about this I will personally kill you both and feed your innards to the pigeons!”

They both nodded wildly, wide eyed.

Satisfied, Dash folded her arms. “Good. Now scrat. I got things to take care of.”

“Ah hope you don’t mean Pinkie.” Applebloom wise cracked, causing the mentioned girl to cough up her coffee, going into a cross between a laughing fit and a coughing one.

Dash’s nostrils flared, and before they knew it, Spike and Applebloom were out the door, into the sunlight once again. The door slammed behind them, but it did nothing to hide the loud laughter coming from the other side.

They looked at each other, not sure what to do next.

“So...?” Spike started. “The library?”

Applebloom nodded. “The library.”

Author's Notes:

hello! sorry this is so short. (wow ive been saying that a lot) but yeah sorry this is a little on the short side. while finishing this up, I started a highschool Cadence and kid Twilight story that I think you guys are gonna like. Well, i have a long day ahead of me tomorrow. see you guys later!

Breakfast At Twilight's

Not even the loud sounds of bacon cooking on the stove could break the awkward silence between the two of the girls at the kitchen table. Twilight was in her own world. Applejack couldn’t blame her. She was still shell shocked from last night.

"Twi, you okay?" Applejack asked, a little worried. The smaller girl seemed to be staring into space. She didn't even notice that the bacon she had been cooking was now somewhat burning.

Twilight didn't respond. Instead, she flipped the pan of bacon onto a plate covered in paper towel. Then she went over to the coffee maker and poured herself another cup of coffee.

Applejack cringed. That was her fourth cup. In the past hour. She knew it wouldn't be long before she was jittery and clumsy. Not that she already wasn't. "Shit!" The darker girl cursed. She slammed her hand on the counter, the hot contents sloshing onto the surface.

Applejack jumped up, and swiftly walked over to the other girl. "What's wrong sugarcube?" She asked worriedly. She hadn't been watching her at that moment, and regretted turning her attention away even if it was for nothing more than a second.

"I burnt myself." Twilight mumbled, holding up her hand. An angry red mark burned bright in the back of her hand. She winced as she felt the farm girl take it in hers to examine up close.

"Yep. Heavens to Betsy that's a nasty one." The blonde farm girl sighed. "Alright, where's the first aid kit?" She said next, forcing Twilight to look her in the eye.

"I-It’s fine. I-I don't need anything. It even stopped hurting. See?" Twilight abruptly raised her hand but soon hated herself for doing it. "Fuck me with a broomstick!" She groaned as searing pain ran through her arm. She threw her head back against the cabinets above her, panting.

Applejack cursed her libido for thinking that Twilight looked incredibly hot right now. She was still concerned for her too, but couldn't help but start laughing. "F-Fuck me with a broomstick?!" She reiterated, doubled over. "What kinda mess is that?!"

"So I curse! A lot! And sometimes what I say doesn't make sense! But please, for the love of God Applejack, go get the damn first aid kit. I'm dying!" Twilight shouted, then groaned when her burn became even more irritating. She glared at her when she didn't move.

"Alright, alright. Ya don't have ta tell me twice." She chuckled. Applejack jogged into the bathroom by Twilight’s bedroom and when through the medicine cabinet for the small white box. When she found it, she ran back into the kitchen to find Twilight flustered, her breathing ragged. If this was any other situation, Ah would be wet as a well right now. Applejack thought. But she's in pain. So Ah can't really take pleasure in that.

She put the kit on the counter next to Twilight. First she commanded Twilight to take off her robe, blushing a little when she saw she was just in a skimpy tank and her underwear. Then she pulled out the burn ointment and an appropriate bandaid. Turning to face the other girl, she poured some of the ointment on Twilight’s hand, rubbing it in. She could feel her relax and sigh when she was finished. After that she wrapped up the burned area with gauze.

Twilight flexed her hand. "Wow. Who knew you could play doctor. " she complimented.

Applejack blushed. "Shucks. It was nothin'. Ma taught me how ta take care of my own cuts an' bruises so Ah could take care of Bloom's when she got older. Workin' the farm does some serious damage on ya if ya ain't careful."

Twilight smiled at her for a moment in response but then pouted a little bit.

Applejack took her hat off. "What's wrong, sug?" She asked. She hoped she had done everything right. Even if she was going off of memory.

"Can you kiss it to make it better?" Twilight asked, her eyes down casted towards the floor and her face tinged with a light blush.

Applejack let out a confused, "Heh?"

"Since you're playing doctor and all, you're supposed to kiss it to make it all better. " Twilight explained, her expression changing to one of a flirtatious nature.

Applejack’s heart nearly skipped a beat. D-Does she- Is she serious?! Ah'm not sure Ah can do this! She thought. Before she could decide though, the front door swung open.

"Twilight!" Spike called. "Applejack?!" Applejack heard a second pair of footstep accompanying his.

"Ah hope Dash wasn't right." The second voice mumbled. Applejack recognized it to be Applebloom. Why the sam hill is she here? She thought, agitated.

Twilight quickly put her robe back on without speaking to the girl beside her. Spike and Applebloom walked into the kitchen to see the girls were sitting at the table in silence. Applejack sipping her coffee with a deep scowl and Twilight staring into hers like it was the most interesting thing in the world.

"What's up with you guys?" The hybrid asked, surveying his sister and friend as Applebloom sat down.

"We were cookin' an' Twilight burned her hand." Applejack responded dully. Spike could detect that there was a clear coat of annoyance in her voice. He raised an eyebrow, and smirked.

“Did we interrupt something?” he sneered. Applejack slammed her cup down on the table and Twilight sighed.

“Um, no. Are you guys hungry?” She asked, getting up.

The two share a look. “Ah don’t know when ya’ll got up, but it’s like one in the afternoon. What have ya’ll been doin’ all day?” Applebloom asked, eyeing her sister.

Applejack gave her her meanest, most menacing glare, causing the girl to jump back a bit. Just then, there was another knock on the door. It sounded angry, and threatening.

“I’ll get it.” Twilight announced, getting up. She went to the front door and unlocked it. Opening it, she saw Rainbow scowling and Pinkie behind her staring up somewhere.
“Can I help you two?” She asked.

Dash folded her arms. “Where are the squirts?” She seethed Even with her tan skin Twilight could tell she was red with anger. She guessed that was why the two hightailed it over to her place. They probably said the wrong thing around Dash. Twilight inwardly rolled her eyes. Only a hotheaded idiot would take something a child had said to heart.

“They’re in the kitchen. Why is Pinkie with you?” Twilight nodded towards the party planner behind the slightly taller woman. Pinkie wasn’t one to accompany Dash when she wanted to pick a fight.

“Oh that’s easy! I came to make sure she didn’t kill them!” Pinkie gushed, putting an arm around Rainbow. Twilight thought that was Fluttershy’s job. But seeing how it appeared Pinkie had been there at the time, it was understandable. “Hey, is Applejack here?” Pinkie added, almost whispering.

Twilight stiffened, almost regretting doing so since she was sure both girls had noticed. Pinkie raised an eyebrow, looking her up and down.

“Why are you in nothing but a bathrobe?”

“Why are you wearing Dash’s clothes?”

“Touche.”

An awkward pause flowed between them, before Twilight wordlessly stepped back and let them in. What happened next was too quick to even describe.

The kitchen door slapped open, two childish screams were heard, banging, yelling from Applejack, shouting from Dash, cries of help from the kids, Pinkie giggling, more banging, and then the kitchen fell silent.

Twilight groaned and went to go see what the damage was. She opened the door expecting the place to be wrecked but instead she found Spike and Applebloom being sat on by Rainbow Dash. Applejack was of in the corner with her face in her hand, and Pinkie was sitting at the table chewing on a stack of pancakes.

“What the hell just happened?” Twilight didn’t even want to really know, but it was a peculiar sight to behold.

“Oh that’s easy!” Pinkie bubbled. “Dashie went after the kids, Applejack tried to stop her and I started eating!” She giggled, shoving another forkful of pancakes in her mouth.

“Why are you sitting on them?” She questioned, watching her brother and his friend slowly turn blue. Even though Dash was tall and kind of lanky there was a lot of muscle on her thanks to her constant workouts. In short: She was freaking heavy.

“You’re goin’ ta kill ‘em!” Applejack shouted.

Dash shrugged. “They disrespected me. So if they die, they deserve it.”

“If you kill mah sister Ah’m gonna take ya by yer stupid rainbow hair and beat the livin’ hell outta ya!” Applejack growled, rolling up her sleeves.

“You wanna go, blonde?!” Dash challenged, getting up, rolling up her own sleeves. Spike and Applebloom roll over, gratefully gasping for air. The two athletes stare each other down, both faces red with irritation.

“You two need to calm down.” Twilight reasoned, putting her hands in front of them.

“Yeah, listen to your girlfriend, Applejack!” Dash sneered.

“She’s not my girlfriend! And you’re one ta talk! Why is Pinkie here with ya wearin’ your clothes!” Applejack shot back.

Twilight saw Rainbow’s jaw tighten. “That’s none of your fucking business.” she growled, her fists clenching.

“Come to think of it, have you ever slept with anyone outside our group?!”

“Applejack!” Twilight shouted warningly. “That was completely uncalled for!”

“Ah don’t care! She needs to hear it!” Applejack whips back at her. Her aggression falters though when she sees the shocked and hurt look on Twilight’s face. Then, the worst possible thing happened. Twilight frowned. It was no regular frown either. It was a sad frown. The one a mother would give her child when she disapproved of what they did.

The one a disappointed teacher gives a student.

Applejack looked from Twilight to Dash before bounding out the kitchen then out the house, slamming the door. She got in her pick up, ignoring every bone in her body that told her to turn around.

Author's Notes:

i made it short on purpose this time! i promise! also this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxOuOfBE2Cc inspired the end a bit. And i swear to god someone better fucking get the chapter title. Welp, I gotta go. hope you guys liked this! :D

Scream And Shout; And Let It All Out

Applejack slammed her room door shut, seething. She didn't even know what she was even mad about. After all, she was the one who brought up Dash’s sex life. She's the one who disappointed Twilight. So what did she have to be mad about? She threw her jacket on her bed and punched the wall. Forgetting her own strength, she realized she had actually punched a hole through it.

“Dammit. Granny’s gonna have mah head.” She grumbled. She was glad Granny was out with Mac in town. She hadn’t punched the wall like this since her parents died. She was weaker then, but punching always has helped her channel her anger, earning her the nickname “Kangaroo Jack” from her aunts and uncles. But Applejack wasn't really sure what to be mad about anymore. She really felt like she was mad at herself, for even thinking that saying something like that in Twilight’s presence was a good idea.

She was also mad at Dash, who had made her grow so angry in the first place. Rolling her shoulders, she set her sights on the punching bag in the far right corner of her room. She took off her flannel, adjusted her black tank, and began to throw jabs at it. First slow, calculated ones, then angry, frantic ones that were all over the place. The bag shook, not getting any time to recover from Applejack’s hits.

Applejack’s tense feelings began to thaw, and just like her feelings she was beginning to get tired due to the adrenaline leaving her body. Whoo-wee! Ah gotta stop lettin’ myself get carried away like that. She thought as she rubbed her forehead with the back of her hand. She was so busy cooling down, that she didn’t even hear the door open.

She swirled around, to see a fully dressed Twilight standing in the doorway, her jaw taunt. “What the hell is wrong with you?” She demanded, dropping her car keys on the bookshelf by the door. “I mean honestly, what you said to Rainbow was very hurtful and unwarranted!”

Applejack said nothing. She just let Twilight have her moment while she tried to get her breathing to slow. “You’re not even going to say anything?!” She barked, her fists balling up. For someone who was considerably calm when it came to situations like this, for Twilight to get so angry was a little...amusing.

Applejack shrugged. “Ain’t nothin’ Ah say gonna change what happened, now is it?” She asked, taking a sip of water from a water bottle she had found on the dresser. It wasn't cold, but it would do. Twilight glared at her, and for the first time since Applejack had met her, she was furious beyond belief.

“I can’t even come up with an answer for what you just said!” She blurted. Her face was red, and her whole body was shaking. If Applejack didn’t know any better, the twenty two year old looked like she was about to explode.

“Good. No one said ya had to.” That was the last straw. Twilight marched over to Applejack and pushed her onto the ground with a surprising amount of force. The push as enough for the water to be knocked out of AJ’s hands, spilling the liquid on both of them.

But Twilight didn’t care. She was too busy boring a stare into the crisp evergreen eyes of the girl beneath her. Applejack realized that Twilight was straddling her, pinning her to the ground with her hands above her head. It reminded her all too well of the dream she had a few nights before. She blushed, trying to wiggle out of her grip. “Get of’a me!” She demanded.

Twilight smirked and folded her arms. “Didn’t think I was so heavy, did you?” Oh she knew, she just didn’t want to say anything about it. Applejack was panicking. Her hormones were going wonky and her heart was beating rapidly. If she didn’t get Twilight off of her soon, things were going to get ugly.

“Twilight!” She groaned, clenching her teeth. “Ah’m serious! Get offa me!” She tried to twist her arms out of Twilight’s grip, but it was all for not. Twilight wasn’t getting up, and Applejack couldn’t move. Her face was red with embarrassment and urgency.

Twilight crossed her arms again. “I’m not getting off of you until you-” This time Applejack was quick, turning the tables in a matter of seconds. Twilight was strong, but Applejack was at least ten times stronger. She looked down at Twilight, who was blushing furiously and frowning. She turned her head to the side to avoid looking her in the eye.

“What’s the matter, partner?” Applejack sneered, panting over her. “Ah thought you had the upper hand.” Twilight didn’t respond, although the look she was giving indicated she was not too happy.

“What’s your problem anyway?” Twilight mumbled.

“Now sug, if Ah told you what my real problem was you’d be outta here quicker than Applebloom did when she found out where babies come from.” Applejack told her, smirking.

“She’s twelve! Why would she even- Nevermind! Seriously, just tell me what the problem is so we can fix it and move on!” Twilight growled.

Applejack rolled her eyes. Well, she might as well get this over with. She got up, then bend down with hand out to help Twilight up. “Alright then. Don’t say Ah didn’t warn ya, sug.” She said.

Twilight looked at her confusedly. “What do-” Before Twilight could finish her sentence she was pushed up against the wall, Applejack’s eyes filled with lust. It made her shiver, feeling like she was being watched by a tigress, not one of her best friends. Applejack pinned her arms above her head with one hand and used the other to caress her face.

“Mah problem...” She mused as she ghosted her fingers over Twilight’s jawline and down to her collarbone. “Mah problem.” She repeated, chuckling. It was a deep, throaty laugh. “Ah’m surprised you haven’t figured it out.” Her eyes flickered to Twilight’s own before her right hand balled up Twilight’s t-shirt so that she had a good grip on her. Applejack brought her closer and licked her lips. She leaned in close to Twilight’s ear, where she could hear her heart beating like a jackhammer and feel the heat radiating off of her. Her breathing was labored, and her eyes were shut.

“Mah problem is you.”

Twilight gasped as Applejack’s lips met hers, rough and hard. It was the second time that they had kissed in a matter of hours. But this time, Applejack wasn’t going to stop. She sure as hell didn’t want to, and Twilight didn’t seem to want to either. The darker girl squeaked, her eyes opening in surprise.

Applejack pulled her even closer by the t-shirt, Twilight groaning as her chest made contact with hers. AJ smirked into the kiss, and chuckled when the princess whined as she broke it. “Ah guess the feeling is mutual then?” She gave Twilight a toothy grin, who in turn rolled her eyes.

Twilight gasped for air, her hair standing on end. What just happened was...electric. She threw every rational thought out of her mind when she saw that grin. “Yeah, you could say that.” She breathed. And before she knew it they were in each others mouths again, Twilight enjoying being dominated by Applejack but would never say so.

Applejack was on top of the world. Twilight was hers, at least for the moment. Which gave her an idea. She broke the kiss once again, but before the smaller girl could express her discontent, a moan left her mouth as Applejack bit down on her neck. She then left a gentle kiss on the spot to sooth it before moving on to the next one.

“Ah! Applejack! Unf! Not too hard!” Twilight protested, but to no avail because the harder the farm girl bit, the more ecstasy she was in. Her hands found themselves tangled in Applejack’s dirty blonde hair. She tried to bite her lip, to keep in the sounds she was making, but the way Applejack was leaving hickeys on her was making her ready to orgasm right then and there.

AJ was getting bored with her neck, and wanted to see what she had been dying to see this past few days. She grunted as she lifted the shirt over Twilight’s head, throwing the useless piece of clothing haphazardly across the room. She then turned her attention back on her prize, nearly drooling at the sight of Twilight in her bra.

Reflexively, Twilight covered herself, blushing a bit. Applejack laughed. “After all that you wanna be modest.” She shook her head. “They’re fine, sug. Now take that bra off.” Twilight did as she was instructed, reluctantly moving her arms away from her chest.

The other girl attacked her chest. Twilight gasp as she felt Applejack’s mouth on one of her boobs and her hand caressing the other. Just a few minutes ago she was yelling at her, and now, here she was, moaning her name out like her life depended on it. Twilight would have never guessed she’d be in a situation like this. “It seems like you’re going to be the one teaching me a few things today.” She barely got the sentence out as she squeaked in pleasure.

“Yep.” Applejack growled as she trailed kisses from Twilight’s chest down to where her shorts hugged her hips. AJ was glad that Twilight was wearing running shorts, because it would make it easier to access what she truly wanted. She let Twilight to the bed and kissed her, before telling her to take off her shorts and underwear.

“Are you good at this?” Twilight asked, looking down at Applejack who roughly spread her legs hungrily.

Applejack put her Stetson on Twilight’s head and smirked. “Don’t know.” She then kissed Twilight again before making her way back to Twilight’s snatch. “We’ll just have to find out.”

Twilight let out a loud moan as Applejack’s tongue swirled inside of her, her fingers once again tangling themselves in her dirty blonde hair. “Ngh! For someone who hasn’t done this before, you’re pretty good!”

Applejack lifted her head licking her lips. She responded, “Ah’m a fast learner.” Before diving right back in. Twilight squeezed her eyes shut, moaning Applejack’s name mixed in with a few other things.

Applejack was on cloud nine. To think, it has only been a week and she was already making Twilight moan her name again. AJ decided to switch it up, by adding her fingers into the mix. She inserted two fingers while alternating between them and her tongue.

Twilight felt her climax fastly approaching, her heartbeat racing and her breathing quicker than before. Applejack knew it was coming so before Twilight could even say anything Applejack stuck the two fingers in her mouth, pushing them in and out off her mouth, making her suck on them.

The taste of her own fluids seemed to Twilight even more over the edge. It was somewhat of an aphrodisiac, making her cum in a matter of minutes. Applejack put the fingers back where they were to help her ride out her orgasm.

When Twilight did come down from her high she looked over at Applejack, who was grinning, licking her juices off of her fingers. “So, how’d Ah do?” She asked.

“Better than I ever thought.” Twilight responded, her afterglow fading. Her eyes scanned Applejack’s toned body, her eyes resting on her chest. “But, I think I can do better.” She flirted, her eyes coated with lust.

Applejack smirked. “You’re welcome to try, sugarcube.”

“Are you sure about this?” Applejack fidgeted as Twilight knocked on Dash’s apartment door. She was still a little apprehensive about facing her friend. Though she knew that she would have to sooner or later.

The door swung open and Pinkie stuck her head out. She beamed. “Hey gu-” She stopped herself and sniffed at the air, her eyebrows furrowing. “Why do you both smell like sweat and desperation?”

The couple shared a look, then turned back to their friend. “Why would you say that?” Twilight replied shakily. Even if she was the one that had been adamant about Applejack apologizing to Dash about insulting her sex life, she was not about to tell Pinkie about hers.

Pinkie put a hand to her chin. “Well, it’s just-”

“I’m not speaking to her so you two can go away!” A raspy voice called out from the back of the apartment.

Twilight groaned. “How did she even?”

Pinkie shrugged. “Hell if I know.”

Dash stormed over to the door and glared at Applejack. Applejack glared right back. Twilight felt like she was at a school yard fight. Pinkie felt like she was about to watch an all out brawl.

“You got something to say to me?!” The shorter girl demanded, pointing a finger into Applejack’s chest. The sight was a little amusing. While Dash wasn’t on the short side, she was still at least four full inches shorter than Applejack.

Applejack scowled. “Yeah. Ah guess.” She grumbled. Twilight glared at her, and she rolled her eyes. “Ah’m sorry.”

“Sorry for what?” This time it was Applejack’s turn to glare at Twilight. She felt like she was the child of a mother who wanted her child to apologize for hitting another kid on the playground. It was both insulting and irritating.

“Ah’m sorry for sayin’ you’re a slut. Happy?” She asked, more to Twilight than Rainbow herself.

“Very.” Both answered, folding their arms. Smug looks crossed both their faces.

Applejack walked past Dash and into the kitchen where she spotted a bottle of whiskey on the marble counter. She got a shot glass out the cabinet, (Dash was an avid drinker, everyone knew that,) and poured herself some before downing the amber liquid. She sighed, then looked up to see her friends were staring at her. “What?”

Dash snickered, her arms coming together at her sides, her laughter echoing through the small living space. “Y-You fucked her didn’t you?!” She asked between gasps of breath.

“What makes you say that?!” Applejack barked. She wasn’t confused as she was portraying herself to be, but shaking with white hot fear that almost made her want to bolt for the door and never look back.

“You drink with your right hand after you have sex!” Dash explained, laughing even more.

Twilight raised an eyebrow. “And how would you know that?”

Dash stopped, her laughter subsided completely. “N-No reason! Matter of fact, forget I even said anything!” She hastily went back into her room and shut the door. Applejack made a mental note to thank Twilight for the save later.

Pinkie gave them a shrug, before following after her without a single word.

That just left them, and the bottle of whiskey. “Guess it’s just me and you.” Applejack said, throwing herself on the couch and turning the tv on.

“Yep.” Twilight nodded, the room suddenly being filled with thick, awkward silence. After a beat or two, she asked, “So...What do you think they’re doing in there?”

Applejack took a swig from the bottle and wiped the dribble from her chin. “Ah’d rather not.” Twilight nodded again, and then the awkwardness set in....again.

Applejack felt like banging her head against a brick wall. Now that they were together- for the most part- and were a thing- kind of- there really wasn’t anything exciting about being with Twilight anymore. Maybe Dash was right. Maybe it was just a girl crush. Just a way to get over her long concealed sexual frustration with someone she cared about.

She winced inwardly. She thought that after everything that has happened today things would be find. But now she was beginning to think things were far, far, from over.

Author's Notes:

OH MY GOOOOOOOSH! i wrote my first smut! I was so embarrassed writing this you have no idea! I had to go back and re-write things, i got all blushy from typing certain words, it was insane! But, with the help of friends, (and shear will power) I was able to suck it up and write this! Though i still think its horrible. Well, tell me what you guys think. I'm going to bed, because I'm tired. Please excuse any typos, im really tired and I wanted to finish this. I will fix them in the morning. Well I'm anout to knock out. Hope you guys liked this! Later!