There are times in the average pony's life when they are faced with a situation in which eating the problem is generally not the best answer. There are times in the average pony's life when the best answer is not readily apparent, and bad decisions are made. These are the tales of what happens when those two events coincide.

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(In case you couldn't tell, there is absolutely nothing serious about these incredibly short little things. Don't expect in-character reactions or realistic/even remotely canon situations.

Backstory: One day, I suddenly got the urge to write something, but I had not a clue what (I'm generally absolutely terrible at original plot ideas), so I called up my friend on Skype and asked for advice. Her response was (jokingly, of course), "Write a fic about...Rainbow Dash...Eating a leprechaun." I responded with "Okay, give me a few minutes", and she just sat there holding her face in her hands with an "Oh my God."

Originally, it was just a tiny little one-shot, but fast-forward a few weeks, and my good buddy Aussie requests that I write another. And so, this monstrosity was born!)