Princes Celerystia bruoght us 2 da mayors office and told us 2 sit down.

"CUM NOW!" da mayor yellad.

we came.

"Twilite Spakall wat were u doin wit dhes 2 in da middel of da evarfree forrest?" Celerestai axsed twilite

"we were at da MCR concart u stupid fukin preppie posar bitch!" twilite (mah sister) mumbled loudy.

"WAT DA FUK DID U JUSt SAY 2 ME!" Celeryestia demandad. "ur goin 2 hav too writ me anodher freindship letta jus 4 dhat".

"NO!" i went sexily; defanding me sister.

"Stop ur blabbaring u stuped goth satinist" screemed da mayor of ponyland.

"IT WAS MAH FUALT!" Bag Makintash bruke in. "i lured dhem into da forest 2 hav sex wit dhem!"

"IF DHATS TRU DHEN U HAV 2 WRIT ME 1 FRIENDSHIT LETTA PAR WEEK!" Celermestia giggeled softly.

"FIN I WILL DHEN!" hallowered Bug Mak.

"u may go now" da mayor of pwnies said waverin us off.

wen we were away we stated talkin abuot wat had just happaned in da mayors ofiice b4 wen we were broght in 4 havin sex on da car becuse we had went 2 da MCR conkert dhat big mac invited us 2 wen i saw him in me shup becuase i had 2 goto wok dhat day.

"wat a fuckin batch" twilit spakal (my sistar) said angrally.

"yah wat fukin preps. dhey probubly listans 2 paris hanna montuna & justin beibber" Bag Mic said full of rage.

i just looked deeply into hes eyes. dhey were so full of paine & angry dhat it made get all hot and wet and hav a gurl versian of an eruction.

"tanks 4 takin da fall 4 me i said" blushin

just dhen Mac Big did somting i didnt except…..he franched me in da face.

twilit (my sistar) smiled happaly as we mad out 4 da rest of da trap home. Bag Mike stayed ova hour tree huse and we had sax da hole nite.

da next mourning (get it cause im goffik and tink bein sad is kill (lol i did it again)) a preppy zebra came ova and knoked on da door.

"Cum outside NOW!" she yelled.

we all did.

"wat do u want" i said angrally.

"da mayor said she wants to banassh Bag Mak 4 raping u 2" she siad smugly.

"NO!" i yelled sexily.

"wat if we dont" twilite (mah sastar) added.

"dhen i will tell Celerestai dhat Nite Blak Hysertia Moon Star Spakel & Bag Mac were havin sex all night!" she said trumpetetly.

"how did u kno dhat!" we all gapsed.

"because i used me african magik 2 spy on u reterds" she retarted.

"ILL GO!1" I yelleded.

"NO U CANT DO DHIS!" Pig Mac & twilight (my saster) screemed scaredly.

"HAHAHAHAHA" Zekura laughed crapin her hooves togethar.

dhat is until…..a black ponie appeared behand her and cut her in half wit her hurn.

"NNOOOOOOOO!" zekura yelled as blud flew out all aruond her, all ova ponyland and da treehuse.

she died.

"DHATS WAT U GET U FUKIN PREP POSAR BATCH!" yelled da blak pwny.

she was wearin a Gren Day tshit wit 4 shiny MCR house shoes. she wore a TON of blak eyeliner wit blak lipstack.

it was….Prancess Luner.