'Oh yeah, this is the good life,' thought Rainbow Dash resting on one of the clouds in her hometown of Cloudsdale.

She was supposed to be doing her shift at the Weather Factory right now, but she decided to take a 'break'. Sure she was the element of Loyalty, but sometimes she had a laziness streak. Plus she was more focused on her flying techniques so that she could one day be flying with her idols, the Wonderbolts.

She was deep in her thoughts when she heard a scream.

It was faint at first, but then it gradually grew louder. A sign that it was heading toward where she was!

She immediately sat up and frantically looked around for the source.

It wasn't coming from above or at her level, it was approaching from the bottom to where the surface of Equestria was.

She glanced below her in time to see a green blur approaching her cloud and fast. Thankfully she got out of the way right before it hit.

"OW!1!1!1! G0DDAMMIT!1!" the blur cursed when it impacted the cloud.

You may think that clouds are supposed to be soft and transparent, but too a pegasus like Rainbow Dash and Chief, they could be like a cement wall sometimes. Of course it depended on the cloud type or how it was crafted. Sure the cloud that Rainbow rested on was supposed to be soft and comfortable, but when somepony collides with it at a high velocity; it can really hurt!

Cheif's body was stuck midway through the cloud with his upper torso sticking through the top. Unfortunately his front hoofs were stuck in the cloud so he couldn't pull himself free.

"Whoa! Are you okay dude?" RD asked.

"do i l00k k? i g0t my a$$ stuck n this c10ud!" Chief replied annoyed.

"Hold on, let me get you outta there," RD said and brought her hind hoofs up.

Chief thought he was going to get bucked again and closed his eyes ready for more pain.

Instead of bucking the Chief, she bucked the cloud which caused it to vanish instantly.

Chief, not realizing that the cloud was gone, began to fall toward the cloudy surface of Cloudsdale. Rainbow cringed when Chief belly-flopped onto a waiting cloud platform below. She thought this pegasus was very bizarre. She could tell it was male because the voice was male, but sounded like it belonged to a robot or some type of machine. She also thought it was weird that he was wearing some sort of space jump suit. It wasn't Nightmare Night yet so there was really no reason for dressing up in costumes. Of course Rainbow's fun for Nightmare Night was to scare young fillies and colts who went out to get free candy. She decided not to get into his personal business and just decided to fly down to see if he was once again okay.

"You do realize you can fly right?" RD said with a slight chuckle.

Chief got up and dusted himself off. He looked at his wings and remembered that he had the ability to fly.

"o yea. rite. wh00ps"

RD just giggled with amusement.

"You know what, you're alright dude, what's your name? I don't I think I've seen you around here or Ponyville before."

Chief gave his usual greeting like he did with Pinkie Pie or any other individual he meets.

"We'll nice to meet you Master Chief, that's an awesome name! My name's Rainbow Dash!"

She extended her hoof.

Chief was hesitant. RD cocked her head in confusion.

"Is something wrong?"

"ur not g0ing 2 shake me unti11 i shit mys31f rite?"

RD burst out laughing.

"Oh Celestia you're killing me! No! I was just going to give you a hoof-bump!"

"ok. my miss tak3. lol"

Chief and RD did a successful hoof-bump.

"So where did you come from Chief?"

"app1e sweat ach3s"

RD took a moment to process Cheif's delivery. She soon realized his intent and just shrugged off his pronunciation error with more laughter.

"Oh you mean Sweet Apple Acres. You don't look like a farmhand or a member of Applejack's family. Since your a pegasus, you should either come from here, Cloudsdale, or the city of Los Pegasus; but your definitely right about the apples, the sweat, and the aches and pains," RD explained very amused.

"m3 @ arbitur r supp0s3d 2 be farm hats, butt it sucks a$$"

"Arbiter? You mean you came with a friend?"

"noooo >:P i didn't cum on him! im not ghey, arbiturs ghey!"

"Relax Chief, I didn't mean it that way. What I meant to say was that you traveled together here," RD said raising her hoofs defensively.

"o. :0. srry"

"It's alright. So if your not Arbiter's mate, then who does he rut?"

"im guesing greg. th3y always got a10ng well t0g3th3r and plehed ghey b0red gheymes liek scrapb1e or sum shit liek that. i dun no wat arbitur saw n greg. he was ug1y as fuck"

"I'm sure Arbiter had to put a bag over his then, or maybe he didn't care what this Greg looked like. I'm sure if he did great sex, Arbiter would care what he looked like." RD said shrugging.

"he a1s0 had hid30us legs. 8 of th3m"

RD was really becoming puzzled now but just shook it off as another joke but still wasn't sure. She decided to change the subject before the conversation escalated into something awkward. She would be sick to her stomach if she knew that his friend was a sicko who fucked spiders. She couldn't even imagine how that was even possible.

"So do you mind telling me how you were flung here. Were you trying to perform a Sonic Rainboom or something? So far I'm one of the only pegasus's that can perfect it," RD said flexing her hoofs.

"no i got buck3d h3re bai app1ejack"

"Now why would she do something like that? What did you do to her?" RD demanded.

"i dunno. i just maid a s3mp1e r3qu3st and sh3 r3sp0nsed n a way that maid m3 vry :(" Chief replied. He was only telling part of the truth. It was one of his manipulative ways.

"I think she owes you an apology. Sometimes I worry that short temper she has will get her in trouble one day, and it looks like it has," RD said knocking her hoofs together determined.

"ur gonna kick h3r a$$ or sumthing?"

"If she doesn't apologize to you, yes. She never has done anything like this before. If she's loosing her senses, I'm going to knock them right back into her!"

"i sh0u1d a1s0 m3nshin that arbitur did n0thing 2 st0p her 3ith3r. he let h3r do it"

"What?! Why would he let her do that to you? Something tells me he's not really your friend at all! He's just a bully!"

"no shit"

"Are they still at Sweet Apple Acres?"

"i w00d liek 2 think so"

"Well then let's fly! There's no way in Tartarus I'm going to let them get away with this!"

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