Pinkie Pie led Arbiter and Chief to the outskirts of Ponyville where a lonely farm resided. Arbiter and Chief noticed that near the farm were dozens and millions of apple trees. They knew that they were heading for Sweet Apple Acres where Applejack and her family resided and worked.

Chief thought about the bombshell blonde cowpony becoming sweaty from the hard work she does and from the smoldering heat bearing down on her. He then imagined her taking of her Stetson and untying her ponytail to let her mane fall loose around her shoulders. She then took a water hose and began to wash herself off.

Chief felt a hardness of a boner develop in between his legs.

Continuing with his fantasy, Applejack sprayed her entire body down including her mane. In slow-motion, Chief imagined her swishing her head from side to side in a sensual way to shake the water from her gorgeous soaked mane.

A very audible clang emitted from Chief's groin area.

Arbiter and Pinkie turned to face him with curious eyes.

"Okay, what were you fantasizing about?" Arbiter asked suspiciously.

"ur mom" Chief casually replied. He knew that excuse always worked.

"He must really like your mom a lot?" Pinkie giggled. "Is she really that pretty?"

"I wouldn't know, I never even met her."

Pinkie frowned.

"Never met her? Then how does Chief know about her?"

"He only sees her in his dreams--but not the dry kind."

"Oh, okay," Pinkie replied still confused about the matter.

Arbiter somehow knew that this time Chief wasn't daydreaming about his mother, but about somepony else.

When the trio walked through he main gates of the farm, they already spotted the tan coated mare with a Stetson hat already hard at work bucking apples off one of the trees.

They also noticed that the other members of the Apple family were present as well.

Applejack's little sister Apple Bloom was placing buckets in designated areas around the apple trees where apples were very likely to fall.

The older brother Big Macintosh was pulling to what looked like a wagon full of heavy farm equipment, but thankfully the stallion was strong enough to move it without breaking a sweat. He had a hayseed in his mouth while doing his chores as usual.

The third family member, Granny Smith was taking a snooze in a rocking chair on the front patio of the farm house. That was her usual thing for a mare as old as she was.

"Hiya Applejack!" Pinkie said.

Applejack jumped a bit because she was to busy to notice Pinkie arriving. It was Pinkie's special talents to sneak up on sompony unexpectantly and surprise them.

Applejack turned around and calmed down when she noticed it was one of her friends.

"Oh, howdy Pinkie. How ya doin'?" Applejack asked Pinkie. She then noticed Arbiter and Chief standing behind her. "An' who's yer company?"

"Oh, this is Arbiter," Pinkie said pointing a hoof at him.

"Very nice to meet you."

Pinkie then directed her hoof at Chief. "And this is Master Chief; or Chief for short."

"sup"

"Well it's a pleasure to make yer acquaintance Arbiter an' Chief! The names' Applejack." Applejack said and shook their hoofs.

Once again, Arbiter and Chief were getting the crap vibrated out of them, but Applejack's grasp and speed of moving their hoofs up and down was way more stronger than Pinkie's. This was a sign that Applejack was very athletic and strong.

Arbiter and Chief's hoofs still vibrated even after Applejack stopped shaking them. Pinkie touched both of their hoofs to absorb their friction. She then began to vibrate and move away from them.

"Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!" she exclaimed and disappeared off to somewhere unknown.

Arbiter and Chief glanced at the spot to where Pinkie disappeared off to with still confused emotions.

"So what can Ah do for y'all?" she asked.

"Oh, Pinkie was just showing us around town. You see, me and Chief are new here and she was just giving us a tour and introducing us to you and the rest of the gang. I just hope she comes back."

"Don't worry about it sugarcube. Knowin' Pinkie, she'll find someway out of her shenanigans."

"I hope so."

Arbiter heard a grumble emitting from his stomach; Chief did too. Applejack heard it and smirked.

"Y'all must be hungry from explorin' our good ol' town. Why don't ya have supper with us. We were preparin' the food already."

"Oh that's very thoughtful of you Applejack, but we don't want to be a burden on you and your family. There may not be enough food to go around."

"Oh horse apples! We have plenty of food for everypony, we'll maybe not everypony; but it's enough for guest's like you two," Applejack insisted.

"u herd teh lady. plehnty of f00d 4 both of us! Chief excitedly said.

"Okay, we'll both be happy to have some dinner with you and your family."

"Super duper!" Applejack exclaimed. "But first Ah must introduce y'all to everypony."

In a rapid pace, Applejack introduced every member of the Apple family saving her brother, sister, and grandmother for last.

"Wow, I bet sometimes things get hectic around here don't they?" Arbiter asked.

"Yer darn tootin', but it's always great because everypony pitches in so the work get's done a lot faster." Applejack replied proudly.

"So; what's on the menu for dinner?"

"Apple fries, apple fritters, apple pie, caramel apples, applesauce, and apple juice," Applejack announced.

"do u hav n e app1e pop tarts" Chief asked.

"No, Ah'm afraid we don't. Ah've also never heard of these 'pop tarts', but they do sound mighty fine." Applejack replied a little confused but eager to find out what they were.

"wat ab0ut apple cider?"

"Well yes, but that stuff maybe a little strong for ya. Plus this a family dinner, not a hoedown. If we was havin' one, there will be apple cider everywhere. Of course we have to keep it out of reach from the young one's." Applejack explained.

"Me and Chief have had experience with alcohol, but it's when we face depressing dilemma's only. I often wonder if we always made the right choices to deal with our grief. Even to this day I'm not so self assure."

"Well that's a shame to hear sugarcube, but don't ya worry. Here in Ponyville and Equestria, ya can find all sorts of things to enjoy yerself. Also the fact that Pinkie can always find a way to bring joy to y'all as ya saw before."

"Oh yeah, we noticed alright."

"tru dat" Chief added.

A buzzing sound emitted out of the open kitchen window from the farm house. It woke up Granny Smith.

"Uh, nenermier!" she uttered.

"Sounds like the food's ready. Why don't y'all follow me and step inside. We'd like to get to know you two a little more," Applejack said and headed for the house.

Okay,"

Arbiter and Chief followed Applejack into the house to have some delicious food and to talk with her family members.

"So Ah hear you're new here. Is that correct?" Granny Smith asked Arbiter and Chief.

"Yes ma'am," Arbiter replied.

Chief was too busy feeding his face to answer. He was stuffing the food into his helmet with his hoof. He didn't even take his helmet off either.

"nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom" Chief uttered.

"Why doesn't yer friend take off his helmet?" Apple Bloom asked curiously.

"That's difficult to say really," Arbiter replied shrugging.

"its b33 cause mah fece is so s3xy, youll turn 2 st0ne if u saw it" Chief said formally.

Apple Bloom tilted her head in confusion.

"You mean like a Cockatrice?" she asked.

"sur, w/e, lol"

"Where are ya two from anyway?" Applejack asked.

"vanc0uver" Chief blurted thoughtlessly.

The Apples stared at one another in confusion, but then they realized Chief mispronounced the name.

"Oh you mean Vanhoover. Y'all have come quite a long way. Are ya seeing anypony in particular or are ya just moving here?" Applejack asked.

"We moved here," Arbiter interjected before Chief could say anything stupid.

"Well I hope you have a good time here. Where do ya live?" Applejack asked.

"Funny thing about that; we don't have a home yet. "

The Apples gasped in shock.

"No home?!" they all said.

"Uh, yeah," Arbiter replied shifting nervously in his seat.

"Well why didn't ya say that before? You could crash here and work until you have enough money to pay for your own place. We'll gladly share half of the profits from sales for ya. Plus I'll gladly show you the rest of Ponyville when Ah don't have any chores," Applejack offered.

"Don't you guys need it more through? I mean to keep your farm in good condition and to pay property taxes?"

"No not really. Sometimes we earn a lot more money than we need. We'll give the extra to ya," Applejack explained.

"Okay, that sounds like a great deal. The big question is where should we sleep tonight?"

"Ah think Ah may have a solution, but it may not have any source of air circulation." Applejack said rubbing the back of her head.

"We'll make it work," Arbiter reassured.

"htf r we going 2 make this w0rk? " Chief demanded about how they were going to sleep in a barn.

"Applejack said that the hay is soft enough to support the body for rest. It's also good to catch you if you fall off one of the rafters."

Arbiter pointed a hoof to one of them.

" i dun gave 2 fucks ab0ut teh shitty hay. it's s133ping with u thats brothering me"

"You don't have to then! Sleep somewhere that's far away from me! Like up there on that platform up there!"

"fne"

It was one hell of a day for Arbiter and Chief and they were both exhausted. What worried them through was that was this only a one day thing? Would they be in heaven or hell when they awoke the next morning?

It hardly seemed fair because they didn't even get to meet Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle yet. They could only wait and see. For now, rest was the only thing that mattered to them.