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What Happened to Discord?!

by RandomHamster33

Chapter 6: Dirty Dancing

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Dirty Dancing

Loud music blasted through the small cottage. Flutttershy lie in bed, ears flattened against her head and eyes wide open and bloodshot. The whole house was shaking.

Three A.M. Three A.M.

"That's it!" Fluttershy shouted, sitting up in bed and throwing her bright pink blankets off of her. She stormed into the other room, which Discord was currently staying in, and went up to the speakers. She clicked them off. Discord looked over from the bed and glared over at her. He teleported right next to her, hovering in the air.

"Why'd you shut off my music?" he demanded, crossing his arms. Fluttershy narrowed her eyes and glanced up at him.

"It's three in the morning. Time for bed. It was time for bed four hours ago actually," she told him sternly.

"Like I care," he responded. He turned the music on again, the force of it blowing Fluttershy off her hooves from where she stood. The pegasus hit the wall and collapsed on the floor. A few books from the shelf above her fell onto her head, and one stayed there, open with its pages splayed. She pulled it off and stood up. Without another word, she walked over and turned it off again.

"Go to bed," she commanded. Discord shook his head like a stubborn child. Fluttershy bit onto the tip of his tail and he grunted in surprise as she pulled him over to the bed. He teleported out of her grasp and, once again, turned the music on. This time Fluttershy was ready for it, and managed to hang onto the bed post as her mane whipped around her.

"Face it; you'll never win," Discord snorted. He turned and started to shuffle. Then he snapped his paw and then the whole room was turned into a disco club. The spirit now had an Afro and a shiny outfit on. Fluttershy had a headband that pulled her hair back in hippie style, and giant sunglasses on. The pegasus was also wearing a shiny silver outfit. Discord was busy doing paw to hip dancing motion.

"What, not feeling disco? Classical more your style?" Discord snapped his paw again and suddenly the were in a huge ballroom. The sprit was dressed in a tuxedo with his long mane greased back. Fluttershy had a silky red dress on, with small matching shoes. Her pink hair was pulled back in a beautiful bun, with a purple flower stuck in her bangs.

Discord grabbed her and spun her around, then dipped her low to the ground. A rose suddenly appeared in his mouth, and he wiggled his fluffy white eyebrows. Fluttershy barely had time to do anything before she was suddenly picked up in his arms and spun around in the air. He tossed her up, and caught her as she came down. Then he held her close to him and led her in a waltz.

Another scene change.

This time they were in a barn looking place, with country music playing. Discord had on a cowboy hat like Applejack's and a plaid orange and red shirt. Fluttershy had on a hat too, with her hair in a ponytail. They both had on cowboy boots with spurs that clicked every time they set their feet down.

Discord swung her in a circle. He linked his arm through hers and they went around, and he let her go, sending her spinning. He caught her on the other side with ease. Fluttershy felt sick at this point.

Another change.

This time they were both in suits with sunglasses.

"Gangnam Style!" Discord shouted, starting to dance. Fluttershy's body started doing what he was doing, and she couldn't do anything about it. She was stuck. Then the music changed. She was now wearing a skirt and tank top, with her hair falling over her shoulders. Discord then pushed her into a pool as he walked by. He shouted some things she couldn't understand, then suddenly it changed again.

Discord was now wearing a flat brimmed hat facing backwards, with a red sweatshirt hanging loosely on him. A white tank top was under that, and she could plainly see "LORD OF CHAOS" tattooed on his chest. He had several piercings in his ears, lip, nose, and eyebrows.

Fluttershy was wearing a ton of makeup on her face, and also had piercings all over her. She had a skirt and tank top on, and her mane was messy.

She was getting annoyed.

"Discord! Stop!" Fluttershy shouted over the music, and Discord looked over at her in surprise. He smirked.

"Oh, I'm sorry, do you prefer ballet?" Discord asked smugly. He snapped his talon and then Fluttershy was wearing a pink tutu with ballet slippers on. Discord wasn't wearing anything this time, but quickly scooped her up and leaped around with her, spinning in a circle. Fluttershy flapped her wings, breaking out of his grasp and proceeding to kick him straight in the face as she flew away. The scene flickered, and disappeared. Fluttershy was once again naked and Discord was sprawled on the floor with a hoof print on his forehead. He sat up and rubbed his head, wincing. "What'd you do that for?"

"I didn't mean to do it, but all I wanted was for you to stop. Now, GO TO BED!" Fluttershy screamed, this time blowing his mane back. His ears went flat against his head and he squinted his eyes closed. After that the spirit begrudgingly stood up and plopped down on the soft bed. Fluttershy smiled. "Goodnight Discord." She got a small grumble in response and left the room.

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"Come on, I gotta go shopping today! The early bird gets the worm!" Fluttershy shouted as she grabbed her saddle bags. Discord floated into the living room, mane uncombed and eyes half closed. "At least clean up before we leave." Discord mumbled something and snapped his talon. His mane went back to its normal wildness and he looked more awake. "Okay, come now." Fluttershy led the way out the door.

As they arrived at the market, Fluttershy headed for the asparagus and Discord slowly followed. As she purchased a few bundles, a kick ball smacked Discord right in the back of the head. He fell onto his face with a painful thud.

Fluttershy turned to the culprits: three teenagers- two colts and one mare- that stood snickering around the corner. "Hey now, that wasn't very nice," she scolded, shaking a hoof at them. She looked down at the spirit laying on the ground. "Discord, you okay?"

"Yeah, yeah. Just peachy," he grumbled, annoyed. He pushed himself back up and tuned around to face the teens. They laughed silently, until Discord floated over to them. He towered over them, making them lose their grins. "What's the big deal, huh?"

"Well, um-"

"You look weird," the mare said, interrupting the colt and looking up at Discord. She was a pegasus with a Mohawk yellow mane with a short choppy tail, blue fur, and golden eyes. The colt beside her was green and had a blue mane with blue eyes. The other colt was grey and had orange fur and a black mane with brown eyes. The colts were both pegasi also.

Discord's mane glowed a little as he bared his teeth. "You calling me ugly?"

"Yeah, I guess I am," she snapped.

Discord's mane lit fully on fire this time, and his paws burned with golden magic. His eyes glowed red, eyebrows twitching. "You sure you wanna say that?"

"Yes, I am! You dumb or something?"

"You are if you think I'll let you get away with that!" Discord shouted. He held his paws up to the sky, and storm clouds gathered. They crackled with electricity. Fluttershy saw what was about to happen and quickly flew forward to stop it.

"Discord! Calm dow-" She didn't get to finish as a huge lightning bolt struck down right where the mare had been standing only a moment before. It burned a hole in the ground. "Discord! No, Discord, stop!" Fluttershy shot forward and dumped a bucket of water she had grabbed from nowhere on Discord's head. His mane went out and his anger faded. Slightly. He stomped forward, but the pegasus took hold of his arm and dragged him back.

"Let me at 'em!" Discord shouted, swinging his fists. Fluttershy continued dragging him back. The teens snickered, and Discord snarled. "This isn't over!" Fluttershy brought him around a corner so he couldn't see them any more.

"You go home, okay? I'll finish shopping. No messing around, you got me?" Fluttershy asked, looking at the spirit.

"Meh," he mumbled, arms crossed.

"Go home." She let go of him and flew off, determined to get shopping done. Discord turned around and immediately set off to teach those kids a lesson.

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