Celectia was sitting in her chambers yet again when she got a troubling letter from Twilight.

Dear princess Celectia

I have some sad news, Ponyvill’s very own mailmare Derpy Hooves as had what makes her, well her taken away and I would like to request help in finding the evil beings who did this and punish them with all the force we have.

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle.

By the end of the letter Celectia was steaming with rage. How could anyone do this to Derpy?! They will pay! She got up and walked down the hall to the barracks to ready everypony for WAR! She opened the door and saw the solders playing cards, sleeping, eating, pillow fighting, and- wait.....what? When they saw her they jumped up and saluted. She desided she would use this to have some fun with them later. “Now everypony, soon we all go to war!” They all looked surprised but she dident give a hoot. “Somepony as taken something wonderful from us and they shall pay!” They cheered this time. “So when I get back from Ponyvill you all better be prepared for WAR!” They cheered louder and got to work, Getting swords and armor ready, preparing canons, the works. She stomped out of the castle and took flight to Ponyvill. She hadent flown like this sines last week when she nuked Sunny Town. She had arrived at the library in record time and kicked down the door. “Twilight?! Where are you!?” she looked around to see the frightened faces of 5 out of 6 elements of harmony.

“Um she’s up stairs.” The one she remember as Rainbow Dash spoke up pointing her hoof at the stairs. Celectia nodded and ran up a floor to see Twilight comforting and very well known mare who was crying waterfalls.

“What happened!?” She walked over as Twilight raised her head to her.

“They took everything that made her, her.” She reapeted what she said in the letter. Celectia took a seat next to the crying Derpy.

“Calm down we will get them back for this.” Derpy looked up at her and she gasped. Her eyes were not ‘derped’ and she looked very focused.

“H-how could they do this to me? I dident do anything wrong!” Her voice was also different witch got another gasp from the sun princess.

“Don’t worry. We WILL get revenge.” She stood and her horn glowed. She was then teleported back to the castle to see a VERY large army getting ready. At the front of them was a large dark Alicorn wearing a dark red cape and red glasses, his mane was a mix of black and red. “Dad!” She charged him in a hug tackle.

“Hey Tia! Um mind telling me why the army is ready to spill a LOT of blood?” Celectia filled him in on on everything that has happened and his face grew with rage. “I’ll open the portal when your ready.” She gave him another hug then turned to the army.

“Are we all ready!?” She yelled out into the large crowd of blood-thirsty, armor covered, armed ponys with hate for everything in their eyes. They cheered signaling they were ready. Celectia turned to the dark alicorn and nodded. He nodded and his horn glowed with a rust color and a massive portal opened. “TO HABRO! CHARGE!!!” She yelled charging threw the portal. On the other side a building with large words glowing red saying ‘HASBRO’ stood there. No one here knew of their impending doom. As she charged more and more solders came threw the portal ans charged after her.

---------In HASBRO!---------

“Ya I felt kinda bad taking Derpy out but al least those soccer moms wont kill us.” A very important man laughed and took a sip of soda.

“Hey boss you hear that?” Another important man sat up putting his hand to his ear. The boss man also sat up.

“Sounds like......horses?” They looked around themselves confused when the wall exploded and in the hole stood the sun goddess with a VERY pissed off look. “What the?! Your not real! You are just a cartoon!” The boss man yelled in fear as she lanced him in the heart with her horn,

“Mess with my world will you!?” She looked the other dudes and evaporated them. The boss man was clutching his wound still alive due to Celectia’s magic. “Now you go somewhere well known in my world!” He looked at her with a mix of fear and confusion. “TO THE MOON WITH YOU!” Magic surrounded him and he dissapered.

about a hour later the building had been cleared Celectia told some of her most trusted ponys to stay and make sure that the show went on! She reentered the portal and see everyone cheering, the mane six where there and so was Derpy in all her glory. She landed clumsily next to Celectia and gave her a hug. “Thank you thank you thnk you!” She somewhat messed up the last part but she was back to normal and for that we all love her.

you know i dont see any offense in Derpy. she is what gives most of us hope and lets us smile. she was proof that people can do anything and everything they want no matter how they are. i love you all!