Ever pick up a book and go "What the hell does this shit mean?" Well, I have. Recently in fact. I've come across a book that had some pretty interesting stories in them. The only Problem was that the short stories were written in am older English and each sentence took a bit of thinking to figure out. I thought to myself, "Myself," i said, "why not just rewrite the stories in more modern English. Why not make the stories ponyfied while you're at it!" I did just that and here's the result. The works of author Edgar Allan Poe modernized for a new generation and ponyfied. Enjoy!

(Stories originally by Edgar Allan Poe. Modified by Red Glare)