A.N. Well I don’t really know how this chapter turned out. Cause when I wrote it, it was 1:43am and yeah I’m tired sorry if it doesn’t flow well and stuff like that. And if your asking why I was up at 1:00….i don’t know.

He couldn’t see himself yet so he didn’t know much of how he looked. Think later live now. He quickly grabbed his things off the ground and put them around his neck. He was surprised that his guns and clothes came with him.

“Hold my hoof I’ll teleport us to the hospital.” Grabbing it they teleported to the hospital and he felt like he was about to throw up.

Although not only because of the sudden movement between space. But because his mind was reeling and lurching questioning everything. Everything at the moment was a blur he was guided to the bed then lay down and he passed out.

Upon waking he saw doctors looking at him and then at bits of metal that looked like bullets though with blood on them. Twilight was there to she asked him “Who are you? How did you get so hurt? Oh I hope it wasn’t my spell that did it.”

“I don’t remember my name. It wasn’t your spell that hurt me, no I can’t explain it to you, you wouldn’t understand.” He wasn’t lieing when he said he didn’t remember his name. He still had most of his memory but he knew nothing about himself.

“What are these?” She said poking at his gun

“NO DON’T TOUCH THAT!” He quickly grabbed it and dismantled it so it couldn’t hurt any pony.

“I’m sorry I didn’t know it was personal.”

“Oh no, I just didn’t want you getting hurt those are weapons.”

“Why do you have them?”

“I may explain another time. But I do not know how to at the moment.” He said politely then turned to the doctor. “When am I getting out of here?”

“I would say a week or more your injuries were quite strange and we would like to study them.”

Feeling his wounds he noted where they hit. He had medical training and quickly sized up the damage. Only thing that was critical was the stomach wound. “Fuck it I’m out of here. I’ve had worse.”

Climbing out of bed he saw the mirror to the side of him. He looked at it he saw he was a Pegasus. His mane was black and long or short for ponies. His fur was covered in blood, bandages, or mud. It looked to be a very light cyan. Turning to see his cutie mark he saw he didn’t have one yet.

“Sir I would recommend you lie back down.”

“Look I’ve been in the military for 12 years. I think I know if I can walk or not. I have been shot at and blown up for TWELVE YEARS. I tell you, I’ve had worse.”

“But we don’t have a military only guards for the princesses.”

“I’m not from here. From where I come from it’s not uncommon to lose a limb or die. Now do us all a favor and shut the hell up.”

Twilight stood taken aback that someone would be so rude. Though she looked passed it and said “Where do you come from?”

“A place called Earth a country called United States of America and a state called California.”

“And people get killed there a lot.”

“No I went oversees to another country and people got killed there. We have much better technology then you have here. But that is all I’ll say. If anyone needs me I’ll be sleeping in the Everfree.”

She got confused and gave up “Why the Everfree forest. It’s dangerous there.”

“I can handle my own.”

“I would feel bad if you got hurt again. I feel guilty for your injury’s already why not stay in my guest room.”

“We haven’t been properly introduced. I don’t know my real name so call me whatever you wish.”

“My names Twilight Sparkle. Follow me.”

“Let me get my things.”

Quickly gathering his guns and gear he put on his vest and helmet then the guns in the belt around the vest. Then followed Twilight out the door. “Would you mind showing me around town I’m new here. We have about ten hours of sunlight. Unless of course your world rotates faster, or it’s a different season then earth.”

“Are you sure you’re not tired you seem to have gone through a lot?”

“I’ve been trained to last a week with only two hours of sleep the entire week.” He said head hung low.

“Wow it must be ruff where you live. Why don’t you tell me more about yourself?”

“I’ll tell you when I remember.” He said trotting slowly not used to having four legs and no hands.

A pink earth pony ran by then “HEY TWILIGHT WHO’S THIS?”

Damn it’s Pinkie Pie. The energetic little… “I don’t know he doesn’t know his name. He’s new here. He just appeared in my basement after I failed a spell and he was bleeding out of many wounds.”

“Well maybe he likes parties. Everypony loves parties and friends. Where’s he staying and…”

Getting annoyed he cut her off “Well I’m an exception. I don’t have friends and I HATE parties.”

Pinkie gasped and levitated in the air for a good ten seconds. Damn she just broke every law of physics I spent 20 years teaching and studying. “DON’T LIKE PARTIES! You sound like Cranky. Why don’t you have friend don’t you want any?”

“I have a few friends but no close friends. I always feel as if I’m going to be stabbed in the back by them.”

“Ok well what do you do?”

“I spent 12 years in the military. Before that I was a scientist. Any kind Physist, Chemist, biologist you name it I studied it. And you just broke the laws of physics.”

“Boooooooooring.” Pinkie said

“Ehhh I like it. I don’t remember why I gave it up to be in the military but…”

“You a smarty pants or something? Well I guess you don’t want a party.”

“No I don’t thanks for noticing.” Then mumbling under his breath “bitch.”

“Well that was my friend Pinkie Pie. She’s a bit…random.”

“I can tell.”

“Well my friend Rarity could probably fix up your clothes.” Twilight said trotting forward

As soon as the building came into view he heard Rarity shout from inside “THIEF! THIEF! THOSE ARE MY JEWLS!” the accused jumped out of the window smashing the glass.

Unwilling to let crime be committed he lunged forwards and caught up to the pony drop kicking him and while on the ground bucked him in the face. Then pulled him up by the neck. “Give back what you stole.”

“No, make me.”

Seeing the bag of jewels in the hoof of the pony. He held it up and broke that leg. The pony instantly dropped to the ground and dropped the jewels. Looking down in pity he splinted the leg and said “Go do something with your life kid your still young.”

Then grabbing the jewels and walking back to the Boutique the white unicorn ,Rarity, ran up and punched him in the face “WELL WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?”

“It’s not nice to steal.”

“BUT I…I just attacked the guy who stole from you and returned it.”

“Well then, Twilight tells me you wanted clothes.”

“Yes can you mend this vest?” he took off his vest and handed it to her though she just looked at it and said

“I thought those were part of your bandages. No I doubt anypony could mend that.” She said in disgust.

“Fine can I have some work clothes then? Something tough sturdy, something that if I ran through a bush I wouldn’t have to worry of it tearing or hurting myself cause it offers protection.”

“Well come inside and I will look…oh never mind you stay out here and I’ll look, don’t want to get mud everywhere.”

He was about to object then he looked at himself. Ok maybe I’m not publicly acceptable by standards here. But back in the corps this was a perfectly acceptable smell.

“So you said you studied physics I but I was never too good at it. Mind showing me something.”

“Why not, ummm well it’s been a while. Ok so you are on clouds one kilo high and say there is no air resistance. And you drop an iron ball of about 2 kilo, it falls at 9.8 meters per second right? (Ok I started to do the work on this then gave up and used this http://www.livephysics.com/tools/classical-mechanics/solve-problem-related-to-impact-force-from-falling-object.html) *mumble mumble number mumble* Ok so the velocity before impact is 140 meters per second. Kinetic energy 19,600. And it would impact with 280,000 newtons. Though you know it might be a bit off I’m a bit rusty.”

“Umm ok?” Twilight said obviously confused

Rarity walked out then with some clothes in hand, they looked like good work clothes. “That will be 50 bits.”

Reaching into his vest pocket he pulled out a wad of cash and handed it to her. “What am I supposed to do with this?”

“Right Equestria not America. So I suppose a check won’t work either I don’t have a bank here. Well shit, sorry Ms. I don’t have any of your currency.”

“Well what type of money do you have?”

“What I just gave you.”

She held the dollar in front of her face and Twilight asked “Why does a piece of paper have value? Are you people that poor? Is paper rare there?”

“Simple it has value cause the government says so.”

“Well I can’t work for free.”

“Wouldn’t expect it we all gotta pay the taxes right?” he said laughing

“Taxes?” they both looked at him confused

Shaking his head he mumbled “This is gonna be tough.” “Ok well do you know where I can get a job so I can pay?”

They both shook their heads then Twilight tilted her head and said “Wait don’t you Pegasus’s get paid for weather patrol?”

“Right, I’m a Pegasus that’s gonna take a while to get used to.” They both facehoofed

“How did you not know you were a Pegasus darling?”

“I’m not used to being a pony at all. When I got transported here I became a pony.”

Rarity looked at Twilight with a look that said “What spell was it this time?” Twilight shrugged in response to the look.

“You might want to speak to Rainbow Dash about this one. She knows about this stuff mostly the loopholes that let her lie around all day but still. She’s probably in one of the clouds napping.”

“Well I need to finish another order so you two go find Rainbow.”

“Bye Rarity.” Said Twilight trotting off looking at the clouds seeing if anyone had a rainbow tail sticking out from it.

“There she is. HEY RAINBOW DASH!”

The rainbow pegasus turned around and stuck her head out facing Twilight. “What? I am napping. Oh hey Twilight, who’s he?”

Twilight said to her friend “He doesn’t know his name he says just call him whatever you want. But he has a question for you.”

More than a question but I don’t want to get killed for asking one “Two questions actually. First, how do peagasi get paid for the weather? Second, how do you fly?”

A.N. Yeah idk if this chapter was very good or likeable but I’m hoping it will become more of the way I want it to in the near future.