“Anypony order a cup of justice?!”

Daring Do, full time adventurer and part time drunk, groaned and smacked herself in the face with a hoof. “For the thousandth time, Surprise; I asked for a cup of JUST ICE.

“Well why didn’t you just say so?” the white pegasus asked with a toothy smile which was too big for her face.

Daring sighed heavily. “Nevermind, just give me a whiskey on the rocks.”

“Okidokielokie!” The pegasus darted back to the bar.

The explorer didn’t even lift her head when Surprise came back. “I meant ice...”

“Then why say on the rocks?”