Never understood what Twi meant with all that ‘science’ mumbo jumbo. Got on my nerves somethin’ fierce I can tell ya that.

Well...

Used ta, anyway.

Would ya believe me if Ah told ya that she experimented on me once?

‘Course you wouldn’t, what do you know anyway, Bloomberg?

Ah ain’t the best with those fancy sentences o’ hers, but this one Ah’ll remember for the rest of mah life:

“B-but, it’s a study into the amorous social-ecological interaction.”

Don’t remember much else ‘bout that day.

Got hard to think right around the time she pressed her lips ta mine.