I have observed these creatures, these ponies of Equestria since before they were simple, dumb animals with nothing more than a desire to find good grass. I have seen their "problems." Really, they are just crybabies. The things you humans have gone through would make them cry just reading about it. I can't imagine what would happen if they had even a taste of what has happened to humanity.

Well actually I can.

Simple fact: I will be everywhere, at all times very soon.

Only until very soon, even now if you will, as their problems have increased slightly in severity as of late, but are in no way "tough to deal with." No, their problem will not be solved by waving around a few magical rocks with less power than my pinkie. My collections will become frequent, their wails will be followed by my arrival, War, sickness...anguish, pain , all the good tidbits that keep my poor self busy in many worlds.

Chaos is coming to Equestria, and so am I.