James woke up in the early morning to Lyra making lots of noise in her kitchen. James put his pants on and grabbed his shirt and headed downstairs. There James saw Lyra frantically running back and forth trying to cook up some kind of meal. James could smell the pancakes as they cooked on the stove and could hear the crackling of grease. James entered the kitchen and noticed eggs being cooked with the pancakes. James felt bad that Lyra would cook him eggs and thought that this would put a strain on their relationship. Lyra walked in and she gave a very loud gasp as she saw James standing in the kitchen looking over the breakfast. James saw that she was blushing furiously and couldn’t help but smile at his mint colored mare.

“James what are you doing up so early. You should still be in bed sleeping.” Lyra was trying to push him out of the kitchen to keep what she was cooking a surprise.

“I could say the same thing to you also Lyra what with you making so much noise and falling down.” James was now just teasing Lyra just to get all flustered before the day even truly started.

“Well I was cooking you a special thank you breakfast and all but now that is ruined since you saw.”

“Well since you went to all this hard work to cook up a meal I suggest we eat it before it gets cold.” James just smiled at Lyra who just turned her head away to keep her blush hidden from his eyes. Breakfast was going along peacefully until a letter appeared out of nowhere in front of James. James recognized the seal showing that it belonged to Celestia. James sighed as he knew that the princess may want to talk to him about what he has done but read it nonetheless. The letter pretty much said that Celestia would like to meet him at Ponyville library when convenient to talk about his ‘actions’ that he used. James was sure that the word ‘actions’ was probably used very loosely in this letter.

“So what does the letter say?” Lyra asked her head sort of cocked to the side in an adorable fashion. James knew that Lyra would probably hit him for this but he couldn’t resist messing with her.

“Celestia just wants to talk to me about the fire that I started or a pony that I may have fucked in the night.” Lyra’s reaction was one for the record books. Never once had he seen any of his friends react in such a way before. She had this look of disbelief, anger, and embarrassment all at once. Lyra then calmly got out of her seat and walked over to James. James saw that her hand was glowing slightly and knew what was going to happen next. Lyra pulled her hand back and gave James a good slap. James couldn’t help the laughs that escaped him when he hit the floor.

“What is so funny James? That first part could get you into serious trouble and that second part is really personal. I fail to see how any of this could be funny at all.” Lyra was now furious at James not because of the consequences that he could suffer but that he was laughing. James knew that Lyra cared for his well being and didn’t want anything to happen to him. James got up off of the ground and walked over to Lyra who was about ready to start crying. When he got close to her he lifted up his hand and wiped away a stray tear. Lyra tried to pull away from him but James quickly pulled her in for a warm hug.

“I’m sorry Lyra I didn’t mean to hurt you. I just wanted to joke with you and get you to smile. I know that you care for me and I am truly sorry.” James just stroked Lyra’s mane comforting her and letting her know that everything will be okay.

“Please James I just don’t ever want to think about losing you ever. I love you too much to let you go.” Lyra was now crying into his shoulder letting all her emotions go.

“I promise Lyra that there is nothing in this world that would get rid of me that easily. I survived the impossible and will continue to do so. So no matter what happens don’t ever forget that I will always come back.” James smiled down at Lyra letting her know that he meant every word and would stick by it. James left Lyra’s house and she was feeling better than how he made her feel that morning. As James walked back to the train station another letter appeared in front of James. The new letter that arrived was from Twilight. James grabbed the letter out of the air and started to read it. Apparently the princess was waiting for him at the library and Twilight wasn’t very comfortable about that. She wanted him to hurry back so he could deal with the princess and she could calm down. James remembered how Twilight acted when she went crazy and that was a scary time.

Twilight was just going around town and trying to find something to do to help somepony so she could write a friendship report. James told her that everything would be fine and it didn’t hurt that she didn’t have anything to write about. James suggested that she just let today go and try not to force it to come. After that suggestion he got the biggest ear full from the bookworm that he thought would never happen. She went on about the horrors of magic kindergarten and how she had this perfect track record of never being tardy. This word was so foreign to Twilight it was like it strained her to say it. As the day progressed it just got worse with her. Twilight’s once beautiful mane was now a shaggy mess although somewhat still appealing, as it didn’t look dirty. Then she had this crazy twitch in her eye that James knew he would see that in his nightmare’s for a while. As the day neared its end and Twilight was out in the park on the ground in the fettle position crying. Then picking the right moment to show up Celestia came in a bright flash and comforted the young unicorn. James couldn’t help but slap his head multiple times that Celestia had the gall to show up and make some sort of excuse for not being here sooner.

James arrived at the train station and bought himself a ticket. James waited for the train to arrive and thought back on his life so far. He has had sex with Spitfire, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Octavia, Trixie, Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Vinyl, and Lyra. James was happy to be with them and hoped that they would be excited to a more open relationship but decided to wait on that after the next two days progressed. Hearth Warming’s Eve was coming up shortly and wanted it to be that day for the special announcement. James was interrupted from his train of thought as he heard the train whistle into the station. James boarded the train and took the cart that didn’t have anypony in it. James knew he would need all the strength to talk with Celestia so he decided to take a quick nap.

Dream Realm

The explosion at Vatican happened and James was now picking off soldiers that were trying to investigate. James was spending round after round killing the soldiers all with one shot. James made sure to check the building to make sure Connor and Demarco were getting through the building alright. Every chance he had James took out a soldier waiting behind a corner to ambush his friends. It was getting worse though as James was running low and they were running out of time. Blake, David, and Jacob made it out of the underground and were fighting their way to the extraction point.

“Demarco how much longer until you reach the target?”

“We just need to get through this door and we should have him. How much time do we have?”

“You have twenty five minutes left before the chopper shows up. Think you can handle fighting your way to the extraction point. I’m kind of running low on ammo up here.”

“Don’t worry about us James. We will make it back in time just make sure that you make it there.” James got up from his prone position and started running through the forest behind him. James had his rifle disassembled and put in the bag that he carried it in. The bag was snug against his back as he ran through the forest. James had his knife and Lady Hawk at the ready in case any soldiers were waiting for him. As James was halfway an enemy soldier came from around the tree and hit James in the head with the butt of his gun. James fell to the ground in a daze not sure what happened.

As James regained conscience he saw the soldier looking down at him trying to decide what to do. James was breathing heavy and could feel his heart pounding in his chest. As the soldier looked away for a quick second James took the opportunity to stab him in the leg and when he fell down James popped a round off in his head. James continued through the forest and finally reached his destination without any problems. James, Jacob, Blake, and David waited behind trees and in the brush waiting for Demarco and Connor to show up. Five minutes left before the chopper arrived Demarco and Connor finally showed up with a bag. Inside the bag was the imposter pope. Everything went as it should and they were able to get away. When the chopper arrived and everyone was aboard they couldn’t help but look and smile at each other at their own success. James never felt more proud to lead these other five soldiers. He felt that there was nothing that could stop them. This would be proven wrong later at a different time.

Real World

James woke up to the train whistle as it was arriving at Ponyville station. When James exited the train he was greeted with guards and spears to the face. One of the guards walked up and held out his hand asking James to relinquish any weapons that he had on him. James sighed as he handed over his favorite knife and looked at the guard with eyes saying that he better be getting that back. James was lead through town to the library by the guards. Apparently Celestia thought that he would run or try something funny if he wasn’t escorted. They arrived and James was ‘guided’ more liked pushed into the library foyer.

Celestia was sitting on the couch looking at the man showing no kind of expression. James just gave a small wave to the princess and was immediately struck in the back of the legs to get him to bow. James grunted at the pain in his legs but did nothing more than that not wanting to give anypony satisfaction of making him do such an embarrassing act. Celestia got up form the couch and walked over to James and looked down at him. She grabbed his arm and pulled him up to his feet so they could talk somewhat at eye level. She may have been taller than James but he wasn’t intimidated because she was nothing like Demarco. Celestia gestured to a seat across from the couch and he took it. Celestia sat back down and looked at James for a few more seconds before opening her mouth.

“So James I’ve heard that you got into a fight two nights ago and threatened a fellow citizen last night. Care to explain your actions?” Celestia was calm in a sort of way that James could make some witty remark and she would just take it like it was nothing. It made James slightly uncomfortable but it wasn’t something that he wasn’t used to already with the solar princess.

“In all honesty Tia I’m surprised that it took you this long to come after me about it. I guess that you are finally showing some respect towards me and are wanting me to be nicer to you?” James looked at Celestia trying to read if she was trying to be nicer or if she was just showing off. The guards didn’t like how James used a nickname when speaking with their princess and made it apparent by making threatening gestures at him. James just returned his attention to the princess and saw that she was somewhat puzzled on how to answer his question. So to avoid the topic a little longer and James didn’t mind waiting so he let her, she asked another question.

“What exactly set you off to do the actions that you did James. I would like to know so that this matter can be dealt with and all the ponies can get back on with their lives.” Celestia actually looked like she was very tired and James guessed that the princess might actually be seeing these things in his perspective a little better.

“Well as you may have heard some of the story but probably not all I will fill in the little gaps that are left. I didn’t like how a stallion was badmouthing my friend on her looks just because she was different. Then he summoned two lackeys to try and teach me a lesson. They came at me first so I defended myself with the best way I know how. Then I had to defend another one of my friends from her abusive drunk father. Not much needs to be said about that since the whole drunk and abusive part were enough to justify my actions. Maybe I went a little overboard a bit with a couple of them but not much else could be done.” James finished his tale of the past two nights and it seemed like Celestia was actually for once listening to him then her usual hearing what he said and then twisting it around in her own words. Just as Celestia was about to speak Twilight showed up from the kitchen with a plate of sandwiches for her, James, and Celestia.

“Thank you for your time James and I was glad that we could come to a conclusion to this whole ordeal.” Celestia got up from the couch and started walking away before James stopped her.

“Before you go Celestia can you please tell you guard over there to return my knife back to me please?” Celestia didn’t even need to say a word as she looked at the guard who shuddered slightly at her stare. The guard then walked up to James and handed him his knife. Once the knife was returned Celestia left the library and went back to Canterlot. Once she was gone Twilight and James set to eating their sandwiches. Once the food was gone James helped the cute bookworm clean up the kitchen. So out of all the women that James loved and that loved him two of them couldn’t cook very well.

As they were cleaning the kitchen Twilight would once in a while brush her tail up his leg and make him shudder. After having her tail brush against him two more times James turned around to see what was making the unicorn so feisty and when he did he was assaulted by a passionate kiss from her. When the kiss broke Twilight took James’ hand and lead him to her bedroom. Once inside Twilight used her magic to make their clothes disappear and to get James to lay on the bed. As James was laying on the bed Twilight presented her dripping marehood to him as she settled her gaze on his growing cock. James took a little lick across the wet folds making Twilight shudder just a little at the pleasure. Not wanting James to do anything and not receive, Twilight went to work on his shaft. She wrapped her lips around his member and began a slow bobbing pace that grew over time.

James groaned at the pleasure that he was feeling. Twilight felt very experienced for never having been on a date with somepony before. James went back to licking her folds and was daring enough to stick a finger as he rotated her clit. This made Twilight moan in pleasure, which sent vibrations through James’ cock making him groan even louder. The sounds of sucking and flesh slapping could have been heard if Twilight didn’t put up a soundproof bubble. James could feel his peak starting to rise and Twilight wasn’t too far off from her own orgasm.

“Twilight I going to cum.” Twilight picked up her pace and so did James. James shot his seed down her throat as she swallowed it all not wanting to leave a single drop left. As she was sucking him dry James was greedily licking up her juices not wanting to leave a single stand of juice left. Once they came down from the sexual highs Twilight turned around and smiled at James as she lined his shaft up with her marehood. James grabbed her hips and helped guide her down. Once she was in James felt his old nemesis the hymen. James looked at Twilight who just continued to smile at him. James nodded and fully inserted himself. Once he was fully in he began massaging Twilight’s horn to keep her stimulated.

Once adjusted James started thrusting slowly and stroking her horn. They shared a heat filled kiss fill each other’s mouth with moans of pleasure. James felt Twilight’s walls clench his member as she came from the experience. James didn’t strop thrusting though wanting to reach his release also. James could feel the fire in his belly come again as he was ready to release once again.

“Twilight I’m going to cum.”

“Go ahead James I’ve dreamt of this moment for such a long time and I’m glad that it is finally coming true.” James gave two hard thrusts as he released deep inside of her. She fell next to James and pulled the covers over them. James kissed the unicorn’s head as sleep took them both over for the rest of the night.

Author's Notes:

Ten down one to go.