The existence for 85% of this chapter is to satisfy my perverted readers.

!!WARNING!!

This chapter contains the following:

Boob shots and 'accidental' boob grabs.

5 Attractive females trying to get into 1 man's pants

5 Attractive females and 1 man sleeping in the same bed.

Read at your own risk. Enjoy!

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Your back and neck popped as you stretched. It was morning, and the sun was shining through the window, warming you. You felt a slight weight on your chest. The hell?

A small puff of white fur was asleep on your chest. When you investigated further, you saw it was a bunny. In fact, it was Angel, Fluttershy's personal favorite pet. This occurance was strange though; he normally looked daggers at you if you came in a 3 foot radius of him. But now, he was snoozing peacefully on your chest. You took the chance to poke him, attempting to alert him that you had awoken. He stirred, and stood up. He blinked, and looked to you. His eyes grew wide and quickly hopped off. Before he scuttled out of the room, he gave you alook that said, "Don't tell anyone." You chuckled before taking off your pajamas and put on his day clothes. *Author's Note: Yes, Epee wears pajamas. Real men wear PJs >:|*

You shuffled into the kitchen and opened the fridge. You chugged down some orange juice, and plopped down onto the couch. You were off today, and you wondered what was on schedule for today. You could help Fluttershy tend to the chickens, or head out to town and refill on feed...Your pupils dialated when you remembered what was scheduled today. The gang was arriving sometime in the afternoon to hang out. You rushed into the bathroom and checked yourself in the mirror. You looked like a mess. Your usually soft and kempt brown hair was messy and knotted, and you had bags under your eyes. You quickly hopped in the shower to lighten your exausted appearence.

***

Is she really in love with me? You ask yourself as you look at Fluttershy. She was petting Angel, who was placed comfortably in her lap. Do...I love her?

"Y'know, Angel was sleeping on me when I woke up this morning." You say, a mischevious glint in your eyes. You got just the response you wanted from the little bunny. He looked at you in shock, and quickly looked back at Fluttershy, shaking his head vigorously.

"Really Epee?" She asked. You nodded. "Aww, how sweet! I didn't know you were warming up to him, Angel," She said, stratching him behind his ear. He slowly looked to you, and gave the most evil terrifying deathglare. You shrugged it off, and just chuckled.

"When did AJ say she and the others were gonna get here?" You asked.

She blushed and looked down, sending a stab of guilt through you. I really gotta start thinking before I speak...

"U-um...anytime soon, I think..." She looked you in the eye for half a second, then looked back down.

You sighed. It was now or never.

"Fluttershy...why are you so skittish around me?" She looked up at you. For the first time since you've known her, she looked you straight in the eye.

"Rarity told me that it took a couple hours for you to get comfortable around Twilight and the others, yet, it's been a week and a half, and you can barely even speak a sentence to me...do you not like me?" You could tell that you said the wrong thing as soon as the words left your lips.

"NO!!" She snapped. "Why wouldn't I...I-I mean, it's not like that, I just, I..." She looked like she was about to cry.

Shit!!

You screamed in your head.Why did I have to say that!? I knew that she was crushing on me! Goddammit!! Fluttershy's tears broke through to you, and a newfound courage swelled within you. You walked over to Fluttershy, and embraced her. You heard her gasp.

"I'm sorry. Please forgive me." You expected to feel the knife of guilt twist in your side, for, in forethought, you knew that this would get Fluttershy to forgive you. Yet, the stab never came. Some other feeling arose within you. You felt...happy.

Rarity...I think, I can answer your question now. You thought back to your visit with Rarity, when she asked you whether you had feelings for Fluttershy or not. She's not going to be hurting anymore.

You let go, and turned away. "Forget what I said." You walked away, guilty for hurting her feelings. You felt her eyes on her back as you walked up the stairs.

***

Knock, knock, knock. "Fluttershy, we're here." exlaimed Applejack. Fluttershy answered the door, and invited in Twilight, Applejack, Dash, Pinkie, and Rarity in her cottage. It'd been about an hour since you and Fluttershy had that encounter, and things had calmed down. You looked to the group from the couch. "Oh, hi everypony," you greeted them. Pinkie instantly materialized beside you.

"Hi Epee! How've you been since we last talked?" She asked, leaning in close to you.

"U-um, we talked, like, yesterday..." You say, scooting away.

"I know!" She replied obliviously. You sighed in response, "Fine, I guess..."

"Woohoo, that's super-duper fantasterific!" She exlaimed.

"Sup with her?" You ask Twilight.

"She instantly perked up when we said we were gonna hang out with you today, so I guess that's what's got her so uber-bubbly," She replied. You sighed. You could tell this was gonna be a long day.

You all had spent a couple hours talking about nothing in particular. You traded laughs and silly events, and had a blast. If Fluttershy had been hurt at all in the event that morning she showed no sign of it now. She sat right next to you, giggling at jokes and funny stories being told, and joining the conversation.

***

Everyone but you and Rarity were engrossed fully in conversation, so you took the oppurtunity to say something to her. You tapped her shoulder.

"Yes, dear?" She asked.

"I think I can answer your question from yesterday." You told her.

"Oh really?" She said, turning serious. "Let's hear it then, darling."

You took a deep breath. "Earlier today, I realized it. I could see myself that she is in love with me. Watching her, seeing her, I felt it. It felt right. I...I love her. It hasn't been long since we've known each other, but time doesn't nessicarily effect one's feelings or bond with another. So, yes, I do harbor strong feelings for her." You blush and averted your eyes after you spoke.

It was a long pause before she spoke up again. "We leave her in your hands. It seems that you'll no longer end up breaking your heart. Good luck," She said, smiling. You sighed in relief. You finally got it out.

"Hey, anypony thirsty? I brought some apple cider," Applejack said, pulling out copious bottle of cider. Everyone asked for some, and Applejack handed everyone a bottle. You uncorked the top, and took a swig. It tasted...strange to you. Not bad, just....different. Everyone else didn't seem to mind much; they took deep gulps. Even Fluttershy.

***

Unlike everyone else, you had barely drank your beverage. Applejack had gotten through her fourth bottle. Fluttershy had just finished her second, and the rest had downed their third. You noticed something a little different about everyone; they all were acting strange. Then it hit you.

This cider had alcohol in it.

You stood up to go to the bathroom to splash some water on your face, but arms wrapping around your arm prevented you from doing such.

"No, don' go, Epee, stay with us..." Pinkie pleaded, speech slurred.

"Yeah, stay with us!" Dash said, grabbing your other arm. They pulled you back down onto the couch, and Fluttershy spoke up.

"Hey, hehehe, don't hog him to yourself!" She shouted, slinking over to you.

"Hey, back off, you've had him here cooped up for a week with you all alone, let us have some time with him!" Dash replied.

"Yeah, what she said!" Twilight agreed, hopping on your lap.

"H-hey, wait, lemme up...!" You plead, struggling to stand.

"Nuh-uh, yer not going anywhere, buddy," Rarity said, wrapping her arms loosely around your neck from behind the couch.

"Wait, give im to me!" Fluttershy said, sitting on your lap next to Twilight. You could tell that things were about to get difficult.

"Okay, okay, okay, I'm getting up!" You shout, moving all of the girls off of you. You succeed, and began to get up; however, to make matters worse, Dash takes flight, and blasts right into you. When the dust cleared, you saw she was  laying directly on top of you. Her breats were pressing against your chest.

"Heheh, I got you now!" She said in drunken triumph.

"Hey, offa him!" Twilight said, lifting Rainbow off of you with magic. Instead of helping you escape, Twilight fell on top of you. "Yer mine!"

You push her off, and began sprint up the stairs. Dammit AJ, you just HAD to bring that cider!!

You were knocked down again, but by a different member of this twisted harem. Fluttershy had barraled into you, clutching your chest.

"Don't leave, Epee!" She shouted, squeezing you tight.

"P-Please, Fluttershy, let...go...!" You say, trying to break free of Fluttershy's vice-like grip.

"Nuh-uh!" She protests. Rarity telekineticly lifted her off of you, and slowly laid on top of you in her place.

"Come on Epee, let the mature woman handle it all..." She said provocatively, her larger breasts squishing against your chest.

"Oh, come on, not you too!" You yelled. She just giggled. Grumbling, you tried to shove her off, but grabbed something soft on accident.

"Ooh, Epee, I didn't know you were such a go-getter! Have you made a move on Fluttershy yet?"

By accident, you grabbed Rarity's breast. Yelping, you push her off, and run up the stairs. You make it to your room, but you weren't the only one. All 5 girls charged into the room with you, and Twilight closed the door behind her with her magic. "Nowhere to run now!"

Oh crap, what do I do!? I can't escape, ohh craaap...You excepted the inevitable. You had nowhere to run.

The group tackled you, and the cluster fell to the bed. After some rearrangements made by the girls, each of them clutched to a part of you. Pinkie had your left arm, Fluttershy had the other. Twilight and Rarity clung to your waist from either side, and Dash had your right leg. You lay there defenceless, unable to move. Apparently, the alchohol finally got to them, and they all passed straight out.

You layed there for what seemed to be an eternity, and then, sleep finally granted mercy upon you. Just before you fell asleep, your mind thought about how awkward this was gonna be in the morning...

***

Applejack sat there while she witnessed all of the girls pounce on Epee. She marveled, not saying anything as they finally reached his room.

"Tch, they can't drink worth nothin..." She muttered as she took another swig of her cider.