The Hacker Pwny

by Chetzi

First published 2nd of March, 2012

A 19 year old hacker with a troubled past visits Equestria. Will he live there or bring it all down?

A 19 year old hacker has a troubled past. Will he find himself at peace in this new world? Or will he bring it all crashing down? Will his technologically superior mind keep him from getting killed? Will he ever find out why he's there, and who brought him there? How hard must he fight to keep going forward, to find the truth? Will he even want to know the truth once he finds out? Some truths are better left unknown.

This is an action/sci-fi/mystery/comedy story.

Chapter 1: The lonely child

I sat there in my comfy office chair in my dark room watching a bunch of green flashing zeros and ones flowing down my monitor while emitting a soothing green light. While in my room I was thinking about how to put an end to that greedy politician that was taking bribes. I had transaction logs from a hidden bank account that if anyone had put two and two together, they would have figured out that the hidden bank account was the politicians. So than I had evidence of the logs and I just needed to find out where the money came from.

To do this I had to shuffle though his hard drive with a root-kit coded by me. Porn, porn, governmental threats, gay porn, pasta recipes, lesbian porn, speeches in progress, and, most importantly, pornography. Man, this guy must been an avid chef!

"Haha! Lookie here!" I said aloud as I had finally found the archived logs stored in his cookies folder. This was perfect. No room for doubt this time. If only I could have been so good during that missile hack. I felt my eyes becoming teary as I remembered that day. So many lives lost, and it was all my fault. I killed hundreds, no thousands of innocent people because of a stupid mistake. Their blood was on my hands.

Ever since that day I had regretted that for the many months that came after the incident. Then I had heard one of my colleagues say regretting the past has never changed anything. What happened, happened. No thing or body will change it. But, if you really want to, there is one thing you can change. The future. Accept the past and shape your future. Have hopes, but not regrets. Ever since then, those words have been my motto. Once I heard that, I stopped feeling guilt and regret for my actions and had vowed to myself that I will be the greatest computer hacker of all time. I will never stop trying to learn, program, and hack.

Ever since that moment two years ago, I'm still trying my best to be the best. My life is hacking and because of that I've saved countless lives by disarming nuclear missile strikes, preventing war, and stopping tyrannical dictators. Even after all that, no one knows my name or anything about me. There have been rumors, of course, but trying to find out my true identity or any other information has lead to nowhere for anyone trying to find me. I guess I should explain my past. Well, listen up. I don't like telling others about it. It was a long, and dark one. But it shaped who I am. And that's what matters.

For as long as I can remember, I have avoided people. This is because, when I was younger and I still went to school, people called me a freak and kept taunting me. When I was with people I was always able to outsmart them and they hated me for it. All my life, I have never had any friends. I was always alone feeling left out and weak. I was always in the background and always chosen last on kickball games. Thinking back on it, it seemed childish.

It wasn't when I was living in those memories. Because of those events, I had severe depression and came home crying everyday with no one to cry on. My parents both died in a war and I lived in a foster home and even there, all the kids treated me like an outsider and called me things behind my back. For all the time that I was there I never had the courage to stand up to them and eventually, I ran away. Since then I lived in the ghettos of Austin and because of all those years of running and stealing, I had become very good at free running.

One day I was inside of some computer shop because it was raining and I needed a place to stay for the night. I was in a dark, lonely, corner when I heard footsteps. Trying to remain hidden, I curled up in a ball but the person walked up to me. I will never forgot those words he said.

"Hello? Are you okay? You seem lost."

"Y-yes, I-I'm fine."

"No you're not. Your clothes are covered in holes and you look starving. Come on, I own this shop and I can't bear the fact that you live like this." He reached out hes hand, wanting me to grab it. I will never forgot that moment. That was the first time any one has ever been nice to me. I reached out for his hand and grabbed it. He helped me off of the ground and I could see his face. He was very old, about 80 or so. He was a short man with plain white pants and a stripped yellow and red button up shirt. Ever since that day, he has been taking care of me. Feeding me, teaching me, showing me all of the joys of life. It was the first time in my life when I was truly happy.

One day, he introduced me to a computer and I was instantly obsessed with it. For the first time ever, I found something that you could interact with that wouldn't judge you or tell you it had to do things its way and it worked when I wanted it to. It was perfect for me. Because of that I quickly learned and adapted to computers learning everything I could about them. Years past and the old man became ill. He had contracted leukemia and had spent many days in a hospital bed. He was the only true person who I could call my farther. I had visited him every day until that fateful day of his death. But, I wasn't sad. Death has and will always be part of life. I've accepted that long ago.

Now, I live alone, hidden somewhere in Texas. The only time when I go outside is at night when there are no people in sight. Humans are arrogant, rude, and insensitive and it makes me wonder why I do so much for this pathetic race of bipedal mammals. I should just let them destroy themselves.

"If only..." I constantly whisper to myself. No. No more regrets. My childhood was a bad one, one that few could even survive. But it made who I am today. Don't feel bad for me. I wouldn't change a thing. It's all in the past, and it shaped who I am. The darkest clouds leave the brightest lights in the end.

I was deep in thought when an alert popped up. As usual, I clicked the red "x" and moved on but it popped back up. This time I skimmed it, it read, 'He who helps the good using bad is no better than the bad themselves.' While trying to determine what this was for, time appeared to stop and a bright light encased me with a feeling warm all over.

Once I slowly opened my eyes, I realized that I woke up in a dark forest. It was very hard to see anything and it was very hot and humid with my clothes sticking to my skin as I got up. After walking a few minutes, I saw the exit and started running toward it. Than I saw a similar white light and the feeling encased me again.

Next thing I knew, I was in some colorful castle. I kept running without noticing any of my surroundings and hit a white wall dead on at full running speed. Then my vision started spinning and I just knew that I was going to pass out. After a few hours I opened my blurry eyes, seeing and hearing Princess Celestia and Princess Luna talking about how humans haven't been in Equestria in over three thousand years and how it's odd that's there only one. After that I noticed Luna looked at me and started opening her mouth, speaking in the royal CANTERLOCK voice.

"Lo, dear Sister, the stranger has awoken!"

I began to mumble, "Wha? Huh? What happened?" Luna stares at me in anger but Celestia waves her off and begins to question me in a booming voice, much like Lunas.

"Human, how did you get here? I replied with, "I don't know, I was just on my computer..." I decided not to tell her about my hacker life for fear of her knowing about them and getting the same idea as the media where all hackers are bad and need to be sent to jail. "And I got teleported. Where am I? and who all of you are?"

"You, Sir, are in Equestria and I'm Princess Celestia and this is my sister Princess Luna." Equestria? Where have I heard that? Then it was all coming back to me. I finally woke up all the way and remembered Equestria from the My Little Pony memes such as Trollestia and other stuff like that. I'm not a brony but since the beginning of this Internet craze, I've been accepting it and not really caring about it too much. If I saw a brony I would say Brohoof like I was one and leave it at that. I wouldn't judge them at all. Then, while I was still trying to get it all back in my head, Princess Celestia cuts in,

"Well, we will have to get you home. But first, we need answers."

"Axe away." Celestia gave me a quizzical look "Never-mind, ask away." I guess she doesn't listen to the Rooster Teeth podcast.

"Well, for starters, what is your name?"

My real name was Letix, but that didn't really fit the spirit of this world so I made up the most half-assed name I could, "Just call me Neon Blaze."

"Ok, Neon Blaze, next question. Where exactly are you from?"

"Earth."

"Okay, last question, intelligence, speed, or strength?"

"Uh, intelligence I guess."

"Ok, nopony knows how to do transdimensional teleporting so it could take a while for us to learn it. So in the mean time I will make you a unicorn so you can eat our food and so you don't stand out and scare anypony. Do you have any preference for what city?" I didn't know of any cities except this one city I remembered from a meme mentioning Ponyville was a nudist colony.

"I guess ponyville sounds good."

"I will have my student, Twilight Sparkle, help you live in ponyville." Then her horn glowed and the light blinded me.

When I opened my eyes, I noticed that I wasn't in that oddly vibrant castle and was, instead standing next to some big tree that appeared to have a house in it. But I felt odd like my body was there but my mind... just didn't feel connected. I tried to open the door belonging to the tree house because I didn't know what else to do, but when I reached for the door something odd came into my field of vision where my arm should be. Once I glanced at it and started screaming.

"My hand, my hand it's gone! Why is my arm green!" I stared feeling a bit dizzy when I heard someone say "Hello? You ok?" It was very distorted and I had just fell over and passed out. After an unknown time later, I woke up with a jump nearly hitting my head on the wooden ceiling. Some female voice about 16-20 or so, asked me,

"Are you neon blaze?" But I didn't hear her. I was freaking out desperately trying to escape. I found a window in my panic and jumped toward it. Right before I went through it I felt something warm encasing me and I shall purple dust around me and I felt weightless. I started screaming, completely losing it.

"HELP HELP! RAPE! SHE'S GOING TO CUT OF MY DICK! HELP! I MIGHT GET PREGNANT" I felt some peace of cloth being shoved into my mouth and after a few minutes of thrashing about and pointless muffled screaming I begin to calm down. Once the girl noticed I stopped screaming she asked,

"Are you Neon Blaze?" I glanced over to her and muffled,

"drafupsh." She said,

"Oh yeah, I should take the towel out of your mouth." Once I was able to talk again I whispered,

"Let me go, please."

"I can't. Princess Celestia said I need to take care of a pony named Neon Blaze which I'm assuming to be you." Than she lowered me onto the floor and said,

"My name is Twilight Sparkle." She held out her hoof and I just stared at her. She was a purple horse with long, well trimmed purple hair with a stripe of pink going through it. I also noticed that she had a purple horn and there was a greenish-purple baby looking dragon to the side of her. Than I came to my senses and thought the only way I'm going to get off this rainbow hell world is to play along. Damn, this is worse than that time with the red angel gang shoot out where- my thought process got cut off by the dragon saying,

"I don't think he's 'normal' in the head." The purple pony replied with,

"No, he's a perfectly normal pony" I got up and looked around me. There were books everywhere. Not just that. There was a lot of human-ish furniture. Than I remembered my green arm. I quickly glanced down and I shall myself standing with 4 neon green legs. They all had hooves. I looked at my back and noticed all of my skin was neon green, slightly shining because of the light being let in from the window.

Than I got mad. I wasn't about to accept that I just magically turned into a horse and that Equestria is real but, then again, I'm not the type to say it's all a dream and even then I don't dream this vividly nor about horses. I quickly become angry and said in a dark, low tone,

"You, horse, get me out of here. Now." I angrily growled the last word while gritting me teeth. The dragon spoke.

"Woah, he looks mad Twilight. I say we listen to him."

"Spike, he is simply confused and I would never let anypony hurt you. Anyway, hello Neon Blaze. My name is Twilight and this is my assistant, Spike." Humans are famous for shooting first and asking questions later. While normally I would try to avoid any and all fighting, this was different. I started charging toward the dragon keeping in mind that so far I know 2 things: The purple horse can use some kind of bubble and stop me from moving and she was protective about her pet dragon. This gave me one option.

The dragon started to turn around and run and when I noticed the purple horse's horn was glowing, I used my knowledge about her to realize that she was going to trap me into that purple dust again. I wasn't about to let that happen. I did an immediate turn and slammed into the purple horse before she could get me. She fell down clearly dazed with a reassuring *Thud*.

"TWILIGHT!" The dragon yelled. I used this moment of opportunity to run for the door and bash through it. I slammed into the door breaking it clean off of it's hinges with wood splintering everywhere and without it slowing me down at all. As I dashed down the colorful village, knowing that I had no way of surviving the time it would take princess Celestia to get me back to my home.

As I slowed down near some forest I realized at what I had done. I attacked the "person" who was suppose to take are of me. Damn it, human nature! Why do we always have to shoot first! I cursed at my self and heard some one say something very softly and quietly.

"H-hello... are-are you... O-ok?" she was a very light yellow pony with long pink hair. Hmm, odd she had wings but no horn. She was shivering clearly terrified at me.

"I'm fine." I said a bit too forcibly than I thought I would. She quickly replied with,

"Ok!" than dashed off into some house at amazing speed. I thought about what has happened so far and I realized I need someone to help me. I walked up to the house the horse glided into and knocked on the doors. It smelled like... animal shit. I heard an "eep!" At the end of the door. Than a familiar voice answered.

"I'm coming." I heard the door click open and I greeted her with saying,

"Sorry about earlier. My name is Neon Blaze and I'm new here." she still looked scared but replied me with,

" I'm flut-fluttershy, n-nice to meet you..."

"Would you mind giving me a tour of Ponyville, Fluttershy?"

"Not at all." She stopped shaking after I asked her for the tour. Although, now I'm scared. I did quite some damage on that purple-no, I should call her by her name. It was Twilight if I recall correctly. I really hope she wasn't hurt too badly.

Chapter 2: Love songs

July 24, 2012 mid afternoon

While I followed Fluttershy around town, I was glad that there was no sign of that tree house. Yet. I was deep in thought about my current mess while the bright yellow pony kept quietly talking about things, even though I didn't really listen. Just then I heard a swooshing sound up above, it reminded me of military jets. Than I felt naked because I realized that I had no protection, no weapons, and worst of all, no computers.

"Hey! Fluttershy! Who's the new pony?" I first thought that the new pony was a guy about 12-14. Than I felt a gust of chilling wind pass me by as the voice landed near me. When I glanced up and saw a light blue pony that had wings but no horn like Fluttershy and also had... rainbow hair? What? Well at least now I know it was a girl. That reminds me, what does my hair look like? Snap out of it Dylan! This isn't the time to be admiring your pony hair. This is the time to be surviving. Fluttershy than spoke up.

"This is Neon Blaze, Rainbow Dash." The oddly colored pony replied to her by saying,

"Neon Blaze? Cool name!" She than turned to me and exclaimed, "Hey there! The names Rainbow Dash!" She extended her hoof clearly wanting me to shake it. While she held her hoof out, I remembered her from the memes. Shes lesbian or bi and she's called "da best pony" or at least that's what I knew from the Internet. I just stared at her hoping she would go away. I can't take anymore of this pony hell world.

"Can he speak?" Rainbow Dash blurted out, rudely.

"No, I can't speak" I retorted sarcastically.

"I'm loving the color of your hair, dude." The rainbow infested hair pony mentioned. Now I'm curious about my hair too. Than I got mad at myself because it's just hair and I refuse to get distracted by it. Because of the mindless distraction the rainbow pony gave me, I glared very intensely at her and she took a few steps back.

"uh, I have... some where to be! Bye!" And with that the sky blue pony flew up and dashed away at incredible speed. I looked around and noticed that Fluttershy was shaking clearly scared of my glare. I put on an indifferent expression again and slowly, she stopped shaking.

"W-well I guess we s-should continue the t-tour... if that's okay with you..."

"It's ok, lets keep going." We walked toward a tall building that I really couldn't describe.

"This is the carousel boutique. It's owned by Rarity." Hmm, Rarity... isn't that the pony bitch who is obsessed with clothes and gems and complains constantly? Just then the door opened and I saw a light blueish gray pony walk out. She had curly purple hair and was wearing reddish orange secretary glasses and had yellow tape measure around her neck.

"Oh, Fluttershy, I see you found a new pony. Do you mind introducing me?" The whitish pony has greeted me and Fluttershy with. Fluttershy began to open her mouth when I interrupted her by saying,

"I'll introduce myself. Call me Neon Blaze. And yes I'm new here."

"I just love those unique colors of yours and would love to create clothes that would match you perfectly." I suppose I should just let her do what she wants... for now.

"Okay, thanks for the offer and what is your name?"

"Call me Rarity, dear. Now, come on inside, we have a lot of work to do to design those clothes." Actually, I would rather avoid being stuck there for hours.

"Thanks but, I'm kinda busy right now. I'll come back later to try on clothes. Plus I have no money."

"It's okay, you need clothes and I would be more than happy to give you a free set." The generosity felt... Comforting. I haven't felt that emotion for so long. This kind of thing would never happen on earth.

"Okay, than I guess I'll see you later. Come on Fluttershy, let's see what else is in Ponyville." Fluttershy than starts to walk off while I followed her. We walked through the city not really saying much until we came into some kind of cartoony farm filled with apple trees that looked like a four year old drew them. Than I heard a loud slamming sound like hooves against wood. I looked toward the sound and found some orange pony with long blonde hair tied up in a pony(ironic much?) tail. She was wearing a cowboy hat and freckles... wow. This is just plain stereotyping. I maybe Texan, but I'm still a genius hacker. Fluttershy started to walk up the cowgirl(or cowpony? Ponygirl? Someone help me with this.) and motioned for me to follow.

"Howdy, there stranger." When I get the chance, I'm gonna fucking hack Hasbro's dick off. This bad stereotype Texan is insulting. "You can call me Applejack! So, what brings ya to these parts?" Already hating her from the start, I decided not to speak. In my place, Fluttershy spoke for me.

"This is Neon Blaze and he is a new pony here. I'm showing him around Ponyville." Why the fuck did I choose that name? I really should have thought about it more. It would have been at least funny if I named myself Gaylord_steambath69.

"Well, thank ya for bringing him to sweet apple acres. So than, Neon, how 'bout ya meet the rest of the apple family?" Knowing that it would require a lot of people to run a farm like this and I can't stand stereotypes, I will have to pass on this.

"No, I'm fine. Maybe another time. I have other places to be."

"Kay, than partner! See ya later!"

I then saw three small fillies running across the field behind us looking very determined. The first one I noticed had white skin and half pink half purple hair that was curly at the tip and looked like Cotton candy and she had a horn. The second one was yellow and had red hair with a lighter red bow tie on top of her and she had neither horn nor wings. The last one was orange with flowing purple hair and she had wings.

"Who are those three?" I asked both Fluttershy and Applejack. Before either could answer, I walked after them curious at what they were planing. Than I stopped dead in my tracks after only a few feet. Damn it Dylan! I shouldn't care about what they are doing. The sooner I get off this creepily colorful planet, the better. My hooves than shook rapidly almost mimicking the act of typing. I had withdraw from computers and haven't been able to program or do anything brain intensive since I've gotten here. Realizing that I will go crazy if I don't get out of here soon, I headed back to Fluttershy.

"Fluttershy, where should we go next?"

"Well, Pinkie pie loves to meet anypony so I think we should go visit her at Sugarcube corner... If that's okay with you..."

"Sugarcube corner it is. Lead the way." Fluttershy than walked out of apple acres while I followed. I did kinda like Pinkie Pie. Breaking the fourth wall was always funny and I enjoyed her randomness but I dislike people so that means I dislike parties. Well, this will be interesting. So for pretty much the whole walk, I was thinking about how to avoid having to go to a party with her. After thinking for a fairly long time, I think I came up with a good plan to get out of it. Then I smelled some really strong pastries, almost strong enough to knock me out, and assumed that it meant we are here. As Fluttershy opened the door and walked in, I followed her in and instantly turned about 3 shades whiter. There was Twilight. Oh fuck! I didn't plan for this! She noticed me and walked toward me. While she walked up to me, I was nervously sweating about what was going to happen. I had tons of stupid ideas ranging from pretend to be someone else to act like I didn't know her but I didn't have the time to plan anything out. She stood right next to me and spoke.

"Hello, Neon-"

"I'M SO SORRY! I WAS PANICKING AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!" I put my arms up in a defensive stance and braced for impact.

"Calm down! I forgive you! I understand that you were not thinking clearly." What... Really? After all that! Slowly, I lowered my arms and turned to her. I didn't know if I should have been mad or thankful.

"Wow... T-thanks Twilight... Th-that means a lot to me. If there is anything I could do to show I'm really sorry, I'll do it." Just then something pink and bouncy come though the door. I didn't care enough about it to look.

"Hey! A new pony! This deserves a party!" I could tell that the over excited voice, had to be from Pinkie Pie. Well here comes my greatest excuse ever. "So who are you? My name is Pinkie Pie!"

"Neon Blaze and hello." She was as usual bouncing up and down with a smile. It's a lot creepier when see does it 2 feet away from your face.

"Hello Neon! So let's throw a welcoming party!"

"I really don't like parties..."

"DOESN'T LIKE PARTIES! This is unacceptable! I will have the best party ever ready in 3 hours! I'll invite everypony in ponyville!" And with that she bounces out of the Sugarcube corner leaving me thinking, well there goes my perfect excuse. This is gonna be hell telling her in 3 hours that I really don't want one.

"Fluttershy, let's get out of here. I can't stand this any more." I said to Fluttershy.

"Actually," Twilight spoke," I need to show you to your room and get you situated here." Oh yeah, I forgot all about living with twilight.

"Sorry Fluttershy, it was fun but I should go with twilight now. I'll see you later, ok?" Fluttershy looked kinda sad having to end the fun of this.

"O-okay. I think angel might need me anyway... bye for now." I than waved at her good bye and followed Twilight out. After walking only a half mile or so, we reached Twilight's house. Her purple hoof pushed open the and she greeted spike by saying,

"Spike! I'm home and I found Blaze!" Then the small dragon walked up to me and angrily stared at me.

"How dare you hurt Twilight!" Spike yelled, breaking the awkward silence. I knew how to handle people like this. Right before I glared at him, Twilight spoke up.

"Spike, he was scared and he already said sorry and I forgave him and you should do the same." Spike stopped staring at me and replied with,

"Right... sorry about that Blaze."

"It's okay, there's no problem" Twilight than walked forward and motioned me toward the stairs. I followed her upstairs and she led me past a few doors. It was all in a plain, wood hall. There were no photos nor any carpets or rugs or tables or really anything just a kinda dull brown wood color. She opened the first door down.

"Here's your room."

"Thanks, Twilight." She than walked into the room with me close behind. Once I looked inside I noticed it was slightly dusty and had basic living furniture. There was a medium size bookshelf that held thirty or so books, a basic one pony bed with red blankets and white mattress and pillow, a generic desk with just a plain wood top and no drawers. It also had an average size cheap wooden chair. While glancing at the desk, I saw a flash of an image that appeared to be my computer on the table. Wait... THAT'S IT! I had an idea that could make me the ruler of Equestria... no. I couldn't do that, I'm not a tyrant or dictator. But... still I may still need to do this for my own sanity.

"Hey, Twilight, does any one sell Silicon and aluminum or copper?" I had built computers from scratch before, and if there was a chance I could bring those little devices into this planet, I would take it.

"Uh, I think... there might be somepony selling them in Canterlot. I'm not really sure but I have seen nearly everything being sold there. I'll go check, be right back!" And with that she disappeared in some purple flash. Man, that's a neat trick. Well it looked like I have a few minutes to kill. Than my mind drifted back to my hair. Oh well, I had time, so I left my room looking for a mirror. It would be rude to just go though her house so I decided to ask Spike for help.

"Hey Spike! are you there?" I shouted down the hall.

"Yeah. What do you want?"

"Are there any mirrors in the house?

"Yeah there's one in Twilight's room."

"Which door is Twilight's room?"

"Second one on the right."

"Thanks!" So I then preceded to that very door and opened it. The one thing I could think, books. Lots and lots of fucking books. Geez! Does she have a life! Than a devilishly funny idea came into my head, I should switch all the books out with Playboy. No, maybe later, I had other things to do and I didn't think Playboy even existed here. After stumbling about in her room though the towering bookshelves, I came across a mirror. Finally. I looked directly at it expecting me, human again, but that didn't happen. I was still shocked about this new pony body. The bright neon green color that was my skin was almost glow in the dark and everyone noticed me when I walked near them. I would always stand out in a crowd. The next thing I noticed was that I had a horn. I forgot I could use magic but even than, I didn't know of any spells. But, good for me, I'm a quick learner. Than my eyes looked at my hair in the mirror. It was even more unique, it was medium length and the sides came below my ears completely covering them, the back was touching then bottom of my neck, and the front was nearly over my eyes. It was kinda puffy and shaggy and it was silver in color with a thick stripe of neon light blue going though the front off to the side. Damn, I looked badass... for a pony. Than a familiar voice said,

"Okay, I'm back and I found what you need. Neon? Where did you go?" Well, that worked better than I thought it would and now I need to ask her about magic. No wait, I was going to leave soon and than the magic would be gone so learning it would be pointless, but still it would be pretty cool.

"Thanks, Twilight," I told her as I walked toward her out of her room. I'm still gonna do that Playboy thing. Once she was close to me, I grabbed the raw materials out of her hand and placed them on the desk.

"So, I heard you're good with magic and I would like to know some." Yeah I was never really good at talking to people.

"Yeah I'm studying magic, and I could lend you a few books." Damn it, I hate books. Where's a kindle when you need one? Oh well, I didn't have much of a choice.

"Thanks, Twilight I-" Before I could finish my sentence, she walked out of the room and came back in only about five seconds later with about... three, five, thirty-two, sixty-three, eh, I lost count of all the books. This will be harder than I thought it was to learn magic.

"Okay, so the first rule of magic is you need to find your branch of magic your good at." Oh, god. There are branches of magic, I'm fucked.

"Actually, Twilight, I just need to know how to levitate things with magic."

"That's a good way of starting! Okay, so first you build up raw magic in your horn..." Cue montage while playing The Final Countdown. We practiced magic for a few hours until it was dark outside. It wasn't that hard to learn it, it was just very time consuming. So I eventually learned it to the point of where I could lift small objects and combine them with other small objects at great precision.

"Hey, Twilight I think we have learned enough for the day. It's dark and I would like to get sleep for tomorrow."

"Yeah, I suppose its for the best. I probably should be heading to bed also. Spike's most likely already asleep." She left the room and as soon as she was out of sight, I raced over to my raw materials and opened them up. It's the perfect amount and purity that I need to make plenty of integrated circuits. As I started cutting them down with magic and thinking about about what type of integrated circuit I was going to make, I heard some over excited pony burst though the door. Surprised, I glanced over to her and she said,

"Come on Blaze! It's time for the party!" Of fucking course. It just had to be Pinkie Pie didn't it? Couldn't she had died of eating too much sugar or something? Why did I have to put up with her? I could tell that this wouldn't end well. While she was still bouncing on my floor, I replied to her by saying,

"Sorry, Pinkie Pie, but I really don't like parties. There are just too many people-" She cut me off, again, saying,

"Well if you wont go along with me, I'll just drag you there! Come on! You will like it!" And once she said that, she pulled out some rope and jumped over me and tied me up. I tried to stop her with magic but she was too big to be lifted by my noobish magic skills. Once I was all tied up, She dragged me down the stairs with my head banging against each step, it really fucking hurt. After that, She opened up the treehouse's door and dragged me outside. I could hear faint music beats somewhere near.

"Stop! Pinkie Pie! You can't just drag people against their will! This isn't fair! I have rights!" I complained about it and almost begged her to stop, but she never did. After she dragged me for ten minutes, she excitedly exclaimed,

"Look! Where here at your party!" Then she dragged me in the building and I saw dozens of ponies. As I glanced around, I saw Twilight and Spike there... WHAT! REALLY! THEY WERE FUCKING IN ON THIS! I went into rage mode and desperately tried to get untied. I got a foot loose and kept jumping on that foot backwards hoping to get out. I fell over after jumping around for a few minutes and landed near some pony.

"Do you need help with that?" The unknown pony asked me. I could tell she was female.

"Yes, please. I was dragged here against my will by Pinkie Pie." After I said that, she giggled. "Har har, it's so funny. Just help me out of these."

"Pinkie Pie drags a lot of people against their will to parties. You should be lucky it was just rope this time." This time? Note to self: Avoid Pinkie Pie at all costs. The unknown pony used magic, if I had to guess, to get me out of the ropes. I turned around once I was free and noticed it was Vinyl Scratch. She was my favorite pony because she was popular on the Internet and when I saw that four second clip of her on stage playing music, I instantly thought she would be perfect for me. It's just that perfect smile, the smooth head bobs, the best hair I've ever seen, the cool headphones, and those awesome glasses. She was so cool and I really wanted to meet her. Never under any circumstance, did I think I would be meeting her, especially not like this.

"So... hey..." Well this was awkward." My name is Neon Blaze."

"Cool name, My stage name is DJ Pon-3 but my real name is Vinyl Scratch. You have the coolest hair I've ever seen! It would be cool if I could meet you sometime soon after the party." Well... that was easy... uh.. what do I do after this? Well here goes nothing!

"Oh yeah! uh... I think we could meet at the..." My mind went blank as I tried to think of a place to go. She could tell I had trouble with this so she picked for me.

"Café it is. See ya tomorrow at lunch!" And with that She walked back to her DJ table and put on another heavy beat song. Why couldn't getting a girl back on earth be this easy? Well I guess this party wasn't really that bad... except for getting kidnapped... that kinda sucked.

Chapter 3: The Choice

July 25, 2012 Late morning

I felt really tired and I didn't even remember what happened last night. Okay, let's recap, I got dragged here by pinkie pie, I got loose from the ropes, I asked Vinyl out, and... uh... what did I do next?

I rubbed my eyes and than opened them. My first sight was a bunch of fallen over ponies laying on the ground in some building. I wasn't dead or even hurt and I could see that everyone looked like they were dancing because there clothes were wrinkled and covered in sweat, so I quickly deduced that they must have passed out from partying. I than slowly got up and looked around more. The wrecked building told me everything that happened. From the sign that says "Welcome To Ponyville, Neon Blaze" I could tell people were swinging on it because it was torn off on one side and pointed downwards and the other support on it was bent. From the food table that was on it's side I could tell that there must have been a food fight because there was food thrown everywhere around the table. Just from the overall chaos and damage I could tell it was one hell of a party. Kinda sucks that I didn't remember any of it.

Being in a party was something deep down I always wanted to do, it's just I was never invited and I denied that by saying to myself that it wasn't my fault and I didn't want to go. While I did miss my computers and hacking, this new world... it's growing on me. No, I need to go back to earth, I didn't belong here. But... wait.. that means... I won't get to see vinyl again if I go back. No, just no. I won't ruin my life and stay here just because of some pony, my perfect girlfriend or not. When the time comes and I have a chance to go back to earth, I need to make my decision. Or... I could always...No that is a very stupid idea so far out it doesn't belong in science fiction. No wait, there was magic on the world. I wonder if I could make a matter converter and send it's data via Internet and... No now I'm just trying to hold onto things I cant change. Well I really didn't know much about how this world works so I can't rule out that idea just yet. Man, I'm just going completely out of the realms of realism now. Gotta keep my sanity and not get too attached to this world.

I shakily got up from my spot off the ground and stumbled forward toward the door. How can I even be this dizzy? Last time I checked there can't be any alcohol in a show made for eight year olds. But then again, This wasn't a show this was another world if not universe. That also means... No I couldn't do that! She is a pony! I maybe one also but still my mind is the same human mind as I always had it and there is no way I could sit though, let alone do something like that with a pony. Plus I can't stand kids. Anyway, I continued to walk out of the building and than stumbled over to Twilight's house. Once I reached the door, my hoof tried its best to get to that doorknob but no avail. But, lucky for my hoof, the door opened and that purple ... oh man, I forgot her name ... uh, yeah...

"Oh, hey Blaze. I was just about to get you from the party. You look like a mess. What happened? The last thing I remember before leaving was you swinging on that banner." That was me? Man, that sounds like fun. Although, I did now slightly remember me swinging on something... good times.

"Yeah that was... fun and stuff." Really? Stuff? Man, I wish I wasn't hungover, I sounded like a retard.

"And, I heard you got a date. With none other than Ponyville's best DJ." Fuck yeah I did bitch!

"Yeah, I'm still surprised that I did." I believe she said to meet her at the Café during lunch. When I looked back on it, Going to a plain old cafe didn't really sound like something a pony like Vinyl would do. But still! I got a date! What should I wear- oh yeah I had no clothes and we're ponies... OK that solves one problem. No wait, better idea, she didn't seem like the type of pony to plan too much ahead and most likely she would just walk into the Café without anything planned. Maybe I should do the same thing. Well I could easily tell my mane was extremely fucked up so I needed to comb it and maybe add some gel.

"Do you have a comb I could borrow?"

"No, but I know Rarity has some. Some that you definitely need." She chuckled while saying that last part. I decided to ignore that sorta-insult.

"Okay, I will check with rarity at the Carousel Boutique." And with that, I walked to the Carousel Boutique. It was only a three minute walk and it was strange how there weren't that many people out. I reached the Carousel Boutique soon and knocked on the door. Within a few seconds, Rarity came to the door sticking her head out wearing the same glasses and tape measure from yesterday.

"Hello, Blaze. What brings you to my place? And... what happened to your hair! You need a makeover right away!" Oh fuck... There is no way in hell I'm getting a fucking makeover. But I really do need a comb...

"Uh yeah I guess I might need one, but could I borrow a comb? And I really don't have time for a makeover I'm going on a date with-"

"A date! With who! This, I have to know! I must make you look stunning and completely irresistible to this lady you are meeting! For, I'm RARITY, the one and only! Now come on inside, Neon Blaze. We need to get you dressed up! Blaze? Where did you go?" I did feel kinda bad just going into that place and taking a comb while rarity was making that speech. But then again this was probably a casual date and I didn't have the time to get a makeover. So I just took the comb and started running. I was still running and attempting to comb me hair and once I finished with my hair, I arrived at the Café and saw Vinyl walk in. Perfect timing. I followed her in and sat down at the same table as she did. She was still the same cool looking pony as before with her white skin and rock'en hair but this time, she didn't have her headphones or her glasses and her eyes were a deep and beautiful crimson. She looked amazing. She had a laidback smile on her face when she saw me sit down with her. Do we makeout now? I didn't understand what to do next... I think she saw my confused look and said,

"Hey, dude. Cool meeting you here." Well I'm just gonna say the first thing that comes mind now because I have no clue what to do.

"Cool story, bro." Man, I really suck at talking to people. Her face changed a bit showing the emotion of amused.

"Heh, so than why didn't you want to go to that party?" Uh... how can I tell her that without telling her of my past or being human? Eh, fuck it.

"I have to go to the bathroom!" And with that I ran out of the chair and uh.. where is the bathroom? No wait, we are ponies, we can shit on the floor, AW YEAH. Probably not a good idea since they act close to human anyway... well, there goes dream #503. I walked back to vinyl and she just looked confused.

"False alarm, didn't need to go."

"Uh, okay. So then where did you come from and why are in Ponyville?" Saw that coming. Didn't Twilight say something about a Canterlot when getting the materials I need? Out of options, gotta use it.

"I was born in Canterlot, but I couldn't stand the town and Ponyville just seemed like a good fit so as soon as I could move out from my parents house, I did and traveled down here." Hey I actually said something smart! I think I might be able to win this.

"Cool story, bro." I couldn't help but smile at that line, she said it such a relaxed way. I noticed she had a tattoo on her flank. It was a double music note, or something like that. I never learned how to read music. Too much culture, I could never stand art.

"So why did you get the tattoo on your flank?"

"What? What's a tattoo?"

"That thing on your flank, the music note."

"Oh, that. That's my cutiemark. When I was a filly, I was always going to parties and on one of the parties, the DJ had to leave unexpectedly. He asked me to take over because I was the closest pony there and I was amazing at being DJ. People loved it when I played as DJ. After that, I've entered a lot of DJ competitions and won every single one. I was a natural at it"

"That's cool. So where did you come from than?"

"I was born in Manehatten, the city life was fun and all but I like Ponyville's atmosphere and pace better." Just then a waiter unicorn came to our table. He had tan skin and a brown mane and was levitating a pen and paper.

"May I take your order?" I was the first to say an order.

"Ill take a hamburger and a coke." The waiter just gave some very odd face that made me thing he thought of me as I was from some strange culture that ate nonexistent food. I kinda miss bacon, being American and all, but, there was none here. I looked around and saw other ponies eating some form of hamburger but instead of meat there was hay and others had salads. I hope my tastebuds changed, because I'm about to eat hay.

"I will take the burger with hay on it and water." Kinda wish I knew what it was called.

"OK, one hayburger for the gentlecolt and what will the mare be having?"

"Ill take a salad and water" And with that, the waiter left and walked into the kitchen. I noticed it was rather quiet. There were no screaming kids, no glasses or plates clanking, no loud conversation, it was pretty nice. I looked around some more and saw that the tables were white with green outlines and each had 4 black legs on the sides and the floor was made up of uniform white tiles. The walls were a plain white and had a few pictures hung up on them. There were only about 5 or so groups in the Café so it was pretty private compared to most restaurants back on earth. Me and Vinyl continued to make small talk and laughed about events from our past and what we like to do and only after a few minutes of it, the waiter came back with our food being levitated by him on a silver tray. While this kind of life is nice and all, I do miss my hacking days and outsmarting people. Strange why I thought of that. I than had a feeling that I would regret saying that. Oh well our foods here and I haven't had anything since I've gotten here. I grabbed the hayburger and let me tell ya son, you try grabbing a cylindrical object with hooves. Yeah I thought so. I looked over to Vinyl who was happily eating her salad using magic to lift the fork. Duh! Why didn't I think of that? I lifted up the hayburger and put it to my mouth and took a bite. It was OK, not that great, but still edible. Real American hamburgers are and will always be, the best food ever. I finished my hayburger after a few more bites and Vinyl finished her salad within a minute after me. She still had that perfect smile. Right as she finished the last bite, the waiter walked up to us and said,

"That will be 20 bits." What the fuck are bits? Vinyl levitated some kind of coin out of... her pocket? Where did she keep that? We don't wear clothes...

"Here is a 20 bit coin." The waiter took it and walked off. "Next time, you're paying for it," She chuckled.

"I will, promise! This lunch was fun. I would like to meet you again soon"

"Yeah, it was, but who said anything about leaving just yet?"

"Well than were should we go next?" I was glad that I could spend some more time with Vinyl, she was fun.

"I have a pretty rock'en house that I just know you would think is cool." I did want to see her house, I couldn't imagine how it would look knowing how Vinyl liked vibrant neon colors. As long as her house wont give me a seizure, I'm good. So we got up and walked out. We talked and laughed at stories we told and just other randomness that happened throughout the short walk though town. I still had to return the comb to Rarity's place so we made a quick detour there... I wished it was quick. The moment I came within 10 feet of Rarity's shop, I saw her walk out though the door. When she was standing near me and Vinyl, she said,

"Oh! Is this the lady who's your date?" Vinyl blushed slightly as I said,

"Yeah! Also here's your comb." I handed the comb back to her using my magic and she grabbed it with her magic.

"Thanks, and I really did want to give you that makeover. Vinyl here would have loved it!" Vinyl attempted and failed to stifle a laugh. She gave up the battle of trying to not laugh and started laughing so heavily, she almost fell over and rofl'd.

"Oh, laugh it up. It's that funny." I said sarcastically. Vinyl than stopped laughing and did the fake wipe-the-tear-out-of-your-eye-because-it's-so-funny thing. "Anyway, we should head to your place now, Vinyl." I said, hoping that this embarrassing moment would end soon.

"Fair enough." And with that, we walked away from Rarity and toward Vinyl's house. I liked how everything in Ponyville is always a short walk away. We continued the same conversation as before until we reached her house after a few minutes. Nothing could have prepared me for this. Her house was much more modern than the rest of houses in Ponyville. It was almost like it was made on earth... if everyone on earth had an insatiable appetite for neon rainbows that is. I'm not shitting you, the house was colored in neon signs and rainbows. Yeah try imagining that. But it was still a kickass house.

"Nice place." I said to Vinyl as we walked in her house. There was a multicolor dance floor that was covered in LED lights and a really big DJ station near it with a classic shiny discoball hanging from the ceiling finishing the scene off. It was amazing."Woah... this is one tricked out place."

"Thanks, I worked hard on it. I'll give you a tour of the rest of my place" She walked though though room and than though a swinging mirror door. As I followed her though the mirror door, I saw my pony self in the door and thought about how I still need to go back to earth and I'm getting too attached to this planet. It was getting harder and harder to make a choice. I shook off the thought and continued to follow Vinyl. She showed me the usual house rooms like the kitchen, the game room, porch, and just about everything else in a house. I wonder how she can live with all the fucking rainbows in the bright neon signs. But then again, it does fit her style pretty damn good. When the tour was over, she lead me back to the living/dance room. She said,

"That was fun! I would really hate to end this."

"Yeah, I liked it too but I should head home. I'm busy on a secret project and girls can only handle my awesomeness in short doses." Did I really just say that? She at least laughed at it.

"I'd love for you to come back soon!"

"Don't worry, I'll come back tomorrow, Kay?"

"It's a date." She than hugged me and waved good-bye with that perfect smile that I loved so much. As I walked back to Twilight's house, I did a mental recap on what had happened. Because of those events, I smiled the whole way there. I was happy. A simple emotion that I rarely felt. Why did I have to leave? This world was perfect. I couldn't believe that I was thinking this. Liking this world better than earth was something I never thought would happen. My life is hacking and I can't live without. Yet still, I'm enjoying my time here. Why can't my choice be easy? I've made many hard choices before involving the lives of thousands but, this time I just can't choose. My life of saving the world many times over? Or my life of being happy in Equestria? I thought very intensely about this for the slow walk home and when I got home, I haven't made any progress on my choice. As I opened the door, I noticed Twilight was sitting on the couch reading a book. She could tell I was sad.

"What happened? Are you OK?" She was worried about the sad look on my face.

"Nothing, the date was good... it's just... no, I can't tell you. I'm fine, really."

"No you have to tell me. I'm your friend and I'm here to help you."

"I don't need your help." Before she could say anything else, I walked away from her into the house and walked into my room and glanced at my just started computer chip. Than the idea of connecting the worlds came back into my mind. The more I think of it, the more I want to do it and realise it's impossible. I sat down at my desk chair and began work on my soon-to-be-computer late into the night.

Chapter 4: So close yet so far

A/N: I hope you guys are keeping up with the dates. If you'll notice, It's been a week since the last chapter. This will be the last time I'm reminding you about dates. If the story doesn't make sense at times, check the date. I made it so it's easy to infer what has happened in those days.

August 2, 2012 Mid morning

While dreaming about the dates I've been on with Vinyl throughout the week, I groggily opened my eyes with the first thing I felt being hard sanded wood. As I closed my mouth, I noticed that there was a trail of saliva dripping from my mouth. I swiped it off and took note of my surroundings. I was at my desk building my almost-a-computer. I got a lot done with me having finished the CPU, motherboard, video card, and RAM. I was so close, I could just taste the binary. But finishing it would be another day.
Looking out the window, I saw the sun rising up over the horizon and found birds flying over the sun, high in the sky, singing their happy songs. I got up from my chair and leaned out of the window then yelled,

"STFU, BIRDS!" They quickly disappeared from the sky and their happy song ended. I crawled over to the plain bed and threw myself on it. My eyes quickly closed and I found myself asleep in seconds with a smile on my face knowing that I would be able to program again really soon and I had Vinyl Scratch in my life. I dreamed of bacon n' eggs and a fresh cup of orange juice, I really did miss American food. What was that noise? Sounded like whistling from something going really fast.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOAH! SOMEONE CATCH ME!"

*CRASH*

I tensed up and covered my ears as I heard the loud crashing sound. Some kind of small debris and dust covered my face as I laid up looking at the mess around me. The first thing I noticed was there was some kind of rainbow colored dust in the air. The dust cleared out after a few seconds and I saw Rainbow Dash half stuck in my bedroom floor. Her head was under the floor with the rest of her laying on the floor. She coughed and pulled her head out while she said,

"Hey Blaze... fancy meeting you here..."

"Thanks for waking me up. Also do you mind me asking why you're in my floor?"

"Funny story. See I was practicing my flying skills when-" Cutting her off, I said,

"I don't want to know any more. Just leave, I'm trying to sleep." I grumbled.

"No! You gotta hear this! It's epic!" I laid back down and turned away from her while I covered my ears with a pillow. Using advanced social engineering and event math, I calculated how long it would take Rainbow Dash to finish her story. 5 minutes 23 seconds and 4 milliseconds.

*2 minutes later*

Rainbow Dash moved her hoofs around imitating flying maneuvers while saying,

"And then I did a barrel roll while carrying..."

*Another 2 minutes later*

Rainbow Dash was now flying in my room showing me how flying with wings at a certain angle changes trajectory and she said,

"Then if you close your eyes while counterbalancing..."

*1 minute 23 seconds and 4 milliseconds later*

"And that's what happened." Right on the mark as always. Damn, I'm good.

"Cool story, bro. Now can you leave? I'm not ready to get up just yet." Then Twilight walked into my room with messed up hair and as soon as she saw the giant rainbow colored mess in front of her, she went wide eyed and became angry while saying,

"RAINBOW DASH! MY HOUSE! WHY!" OK, I give up. I got up from my bed and just walked out of the room. My stomach growled so I headed to the kitchen while in the background I could hear a very nervous Rainbow Dash explaining how she did that. What is it with people, I mean 'ponies' here? I just can't be left alone. I looked through Twilight's cabinets looking for food. I found some bread... yeah that's about all... I gulped down the bread and walked out of the house. I was planning on not being around while Twilight chastises Rainbow Dash. Using the smiler logic as before, I determined Twilight and Rainbow Dash would finish at exactly... 10 minutes 24 seconds and 42 milliseconds.

Now to kill some time, I should probably go check with Princess Celestia to see until how much longer until I could return to Earth. She said that she couldn't send me back yet in a really strange way like we were in some bad My Little Pony fan-fiction and the author couldn't think of a decent plot. How far away was Canterlot? And what direction was it in? This was going to be harder than I thought. I wonder if there was some bus or tram that could get me there. Oh wait, no cars. Oh yeah! Twilight could teleport to Canterlot! But she was busy. Then I guess I'm stuck here for another 9 minutes 42 seconds and 29 milliseconds.

With nothing better to do, I walked over to Rarity's place. The least I could do is give her the chance to design clothes for I walked over to Rarity's store, I took note on all the foals running around and basking in the warm morning sun. It was way to fucking happy for me, I almost threw up. But too late for that, I stood in front of the carousel thingy when I knocked on the front door. Rarity appeared some how looking neat and dressed up for a special event. How the fuck did she do that? Does she get up at 4 A.M. and start doing her hair? I had bed hair and she looked like she was the bride in a wedding. You know what? Screw physics! I'm done trying to make sense of this. Rarity spoke up,

"Hello Blaze and welcome to the Carousel Boutique. Do you need anything?"

"Yeah, I needed some casual clothes, nothing too fancy or expensive." Her eyes lit up like a kid on Christmas morning. Or like a 14 year old guy who just got asked for sex by Megan Fox. They're about the same.

"Yes! Finally! Come in, come in! We have quite some work to do!" Doing what she said, I followed her in the fancy building. The walls were shiny and made of white marble while the floor was covered in fancy rugs and there were racks of colorful clothes and sheets of cloth hanging from them. There were also mirrors with those annoying bright bulbs outlining them. She motioned for me to get on some pedestal which, I did. She then walked over the rack of cloths and picked a few out. She kept designing and messing around with the cloths until she found the color that would be match me quite well.

"This is perfect!" Rarity exclaimed as she walked over to me with the sheets of cloth in her hoof. There were rainbow colors in her hoof and they looked really girly. I really hoped I still had my dick after this. She started throwing the cloths over me and I could hear cutting sounds. After about 30 or so minutes, she finished and I could see my new clothes in the mirror. My pants were a simple dark blue fabric that felt like jeans and my shirt was made of cotton and had an orange and red splash of color on them. It contrasted quite nicely on my bright colors.

"Thanks Rarity! These look awesome!"

"It was no problem, I assure you, dear." After admiring my new clothes for a bit more, I stepped down from the pedestal and walked out. I bet Vinyl would love to see these new clothes, so I walked over to her house. It wasn't hard to find it, I just followed the loud, ground shaking, music beat. She must have been having a party... or that could always be her alarm clock. I strolled up to her shiny, color emitting house and could tell that there was no party because the dance floor was empty. I opened the door and thought, why aren't any doors locked? Doesn't anything ever get stolen? Anyway, after I walked in, I couldn't see Vinyl anywhere. I checked upstairs getting closer and closer to the beat and the ground was shaking more and more.

Barely able to stand up because of the ground shaking from the beat, I found Vinyl sleeping on her bed with her head hanging off it. She looked cute like that with her tongue sticking out and her hair being upside down with her eyes closed. How could she sleep through this sound? I glanced over to her alarm clock and hit snooze so I could see straight again. I was judging whether or not to wake her. On one hoof, I was bored and I'm sure Vinyl wouldn't mind seeing me again. On the other hoof, she was probably partying late as usual. It was about 2 P.M. and most late sleepers and late party people wake up in about... 3... 2... 1... and there's Vinyl yawning as predicated.

"Wakey wakey, party head." My way of saying good morning to Vinyl. She rubbed the sleep sand out of her eyes and smiled softly.

"Hey, nice seeing you as my first sight today." She chuckled. If I did this on earth, I would have been arrested, girlfriend or not. She pulled herself up on the bed while turning to me and stood up off of her bed. Her hair was even more messed up than mine. It was like if you got boiled spaghetti then threw that in wet cement than put the cement into a tornado. I never thought I would ever say something like that...

"I'm pretty much free for the whole day. So what should we do then?" Sex... damn you, dirty mind of mine! Although, I would fuck Vinyl if she was human, I mean have you seen her humanized in art? She's fucking hot! "Hello? You still there?" Vinyl said as she walked toward me. Damn, I'm glad she can't read my thoughts.

"Yeah, just thinking a bit about what we should do." Think! What was good on earth and would be awesome here! "Let's smoke weed like Snoop Dawg, maaan." DID I JUST LOSE MY MIND! WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT! AND WHY DO I THINK IN CAPS WHEN I DO SOMETHING STUPID!

"What?"

"Nothing! Uhh, I mean, Uhh..."

"I don't know about you but, I would love to see that cool light show in Manehatten." Why do I get the feeling that I'm not the guy in this relationship? I haven't been able to pick where to go on our dates because I didn't really know anything about this Equestria yet. What? The week I've been here I've been either going out with Vinyl or working on my computer. Don't blame me for that.

"That's cool. Light shows are always fun and I have been wanting to visit Manehatten some time."

"Also, you got some rock'en clothes on. They look like they were made by a pro."

"They were, Rarity made them and I must say, they do look pretty awesome." Plus I got pockets! I've been missing pockets! "Do you ever wear clothes? I asked Vinyl.

"Not really. I don't go to fancy parties and all I have ever worn was neon glow sticks and rings."

"It's already about 2:30 and really I want to see all of Manehatten."

"Ok than, we can get lunch and dinner while we are there. I know some pretty cool places at the top of skyscrapers."

"Awesome, but shouldn't you comb you hair first?"

"My hair goes back to normal in an hour or so. So combing it isn't worth the trouble. And I don't wear any make up or anything else so we can leave right now."

"Let's go then." Vinyl with me following walked out of her bedroom and down the stairs then out the door."Hey wait, Can't we just teleport there?" I asked Vinyl.

"I'm not that great at magic, I can't teleport. We should ask Twilight." I haven't really been learning anything because I only needed the levitation spell and magic would be gone once I got back to earth.

"Sure, I know the way. Would ya kindly follow me?" Bioshock reference FTW.

"Sure, lead the way." Now for the dangerous half mile to Twilight's house. It's filled with... Ponies? Why can't I make this dramatic? This would have been so cool on earth. Anyway, I walked toward Twilight's house with Vinyl close behind. I would have held her hoof but I don't think that's even possible. We talked about Manehatten with Vinyl telling me funny stories that happened when she was there. We were both laughing when we reached the door to Twilight's house. I opened the door and walked in.

"Twilight! Are you here?" I yelled up the stairs. Twilight replied with,

"Yeah Spike and I are fixing Rainbow Dash's mess." I turned to Vinyl and said,

"We should probably help them."

"Going to Manehatten with me or patching up a house? Pick your choice. "

"OK OK you win!" I walked up the stairs and strolled into my room. I greeted twilight with, "Hey Twilight, can you teleport us to Manehatten?" She turned around while levitating a broom and dustpan and said,

"Oh, Vinyls here, hey Vinyl. Yeah sure I can." Then Twilight's horn glowed even more then it did and I was trapped by the familiar purple light I have come to expect with Twilight. When I opened my eyes again, I was standing in some modern looking building. A hotel if I had to guess.

"Vinyl, do you know where we are? Vinyl?" I turned around and found nothing. No Vinyl. I started to panic and ran out of the building and looked around for signs of her. I couldn't find her any where.

"Vinyl? Vinyl! VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINYL!" She was no where to be found. My heart sank as I realized she was gone.