Twilight must hunt down the booze of the Goddesses if she is ever to get drunk again, following the discovery that her divine biology is unaffected by the usual stuff.
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After an ill-conceived stunt by Princess Celestia goes horribly wrong, and Twilight truly realises the ramifications of her recent apotheosis to Goddess-hood, she goes for the only thing in her life that's ever given her relief – the bottle. But when she finds out that the divine are unaffected by mere mortal liquor, she must track down and brew the booze of the immortals themselves; The Ninety-nine Nectars of Princess Luna.
Pre-reading and editing by Luna-tic Scientist
Cover art shamelessly stolen from wikipedia and crudely edited in Paint
"I don't know what NoeCarrier is on but he needs to stay on it." - herdlesspony, Reddit.
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The Night Before [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 22nd, 2014
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Mythomania [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 3rd, 2013
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Pareidolia and the Search for Meaning [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 11th, 2013
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Do Gryphons Purr? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 17th, 2013
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The Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis as it Relates to Equestrian Macroeconomics [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 5th, 2013
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It Doesn't [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 12th, 2014
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Hidden Delights [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Three Faces, One God [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 13th, 2014
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Beware of Gryphons Bearing Gifts [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 22nd, 2014
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Confessions of an Equestrian Opium-Eater [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 2nd, 2014
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Something Wicked this Way Comes... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 11th, 2014
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Sand Won't Save You This Time, Twilight Sparkle [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 17th, 2014
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Concerning the Spiders from Mars [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 20th, 2014
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Heart of Ponyoak [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 26th, 2014
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Ground Control to Major Twi [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 28th, 2014
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Money Shot [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 4th, 2014
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Ground Floor: Ancient Relics, Dirty Secrets and Blood Meals [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 11th, 2014
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Bugger Your Decorum! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 18th, 2014
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Wadi, Weni, Wedi [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 25th, 2014
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Coins to Pay the Ferrymare [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 2nd, 2014
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An Eternal Golden Braid [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 9th, 2014
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Filthy Lucre [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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The One in Which There Are Reindeer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 27th, 2014
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Roughly a Light Minute [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Minimum Safe Distance; Or Party Fireworks [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 20th, 2015
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Moonstruck; Or Lunar Fantasies [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Of Gyres (Widening), Etcetera [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Bones of Contention [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Immortality and Other Trivial Powers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 19th, 2015
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Flight Mechanics; Or Airs Above the Ground [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 15th, 2015
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For the Greater Glory of (the many) God(s) Or; The Use and Abuse of Linguistic Concepts [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Pleasure Domes Are For Sissies; Or Kubla Khan's Revenge [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 13th, 2015
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Deus Ex Machina; Or the God in the Machine and the Machine in the God [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 6th, 2015
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Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions Or; The Double Pelvis Shuffle [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 19th, 2015
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Sweet is the Night, Dark is the Day Or; Things Unbidden [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 24th, 2015
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Gentle Cantering, The [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 18th, 2015
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"Things Revealed by Rude Statues Or; Out of the Mouths of Foals" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 5th, 2016
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