AN; it’s my furst story so be god revoiwes plz or ur a preppy christin, o and fangz to mah friend tara for editing dis”

hi my name is epony discord twilight hay and i have really long purpl e hair (twilight, get it?) wit a rly awesome red streak thru it, and ppl tlel me all the time that I totally look like nightmare moon (wich is awesome cuz she’s so goth) anyways. Im also a unicorn (the goth tipe) and my teacher is this fukin prep who is all happy and shit and im a goff (wich is wy i hav purpl hair). And today i was totally wearing on a black saddle wit blood red rubys on it and a pair of purple leather boots that i died (lol get it) black and shit. i was standing outside in the rain and thunder cuz its all dark and everyone when suddenly a bunch of fukin preppy bitches came up to me, so i casted a spell and they started tripped. then I Laughed at them.

Suddenly big macintosh came up to me but h’es not called big macintosh cuz thats a prep name. Now hes called bloddy apples and his fur is black and he has on foundation but his fur is so black that it looks like he has red fur on his face, but its dark red. he’s wearing a black leather horseshoe with spikes on it, and a leather saddle and a black green hay tshirt (filly joe armstrong is so fukin hot). he’s also wearing a pair of leather boots with looking so goffik.

“Hi” he says”

“Hi,” i whinnied nervously cause thats what horseses do then we suddenly starting making out. It was really hot wen he started puttin his thingie in me wich felt rly good and then i orusgmased and then he erectuned inside me and it felt so fulling

But then Discord apperd, and he wsa laughing cuz hes a prep, unlike night maremoon (shes rly goth, if u dont think so then gtfo pl0x) neway he laughed then he shot big mac in his face with his gun and he did and i cried

“muahahahah” Disqord Laughed eVily. then he says “take thissss gun and thou must kill killin’ with it. Killin used to be called sorin after he quit the wonderbolts cuz their too prep. hes now in the shadowbolts and has a dark blood coat with spikey bat wings hesso hot in his black jumpsuit

Suddenly big macintosh came up to me but h’es not called big macintosh cuz thats a prep name. Now hes called bloddy apples and his fur is black and he has on foundation but his fur is so black that it looks like he has red fur on his face, but its dark red. he’s wearing a black leather horseshoe with spikes on it, and a leather saddle and a black green hay tshirt (filly joe armstrong is so fukin hot). he’s also wearing a pair of leather boots with looking so goffik.

“u haf to stop him” bloodie apples mumbled loudly “but I cantt” I said laoudly again.

we were abotu to go over to da MCR comcert ove in the park wen suddenly i herd noises behidem me

‘hahaha now u will die fukin gofs”

it was...........PINkie pye