Marauder shields from mass effect 3 waitedb y the giant beamy thing waiting for john shepard (JENNIFER HALE IS A FUCKIG HORRIBLE VOICE ACTEUR) to come and kill him, but he didnt want to be killed, he wantedt o kill shepurd so he could stop the shitty red green blue endings to take effect, but the then he died and Shepard went up the beam anyways, but instead of coming into the shitidel, he come into equestria when anderson followed him

"hey shepard what the fuck is this place" anderson asked when suddenly garrus and liara came in because aside from javik, who actually uses different squad-members?

Okay so then garrus said calibrations and then then liara raped shepard

So then anderson, gayrus, the shadow broker, john shepard went to ponyville

twilit blend walkedu p to them and was like

'holy shit aliens'

and then pinkie penis came up and was like

'hey you want to fucking party and shit'

then she threw a cupcake into garrrus mouth and he died because he had different amino acids of some shit

so then shepard said

PHUCK

and went up to pinkie and renegade interrupted

twilit blend sed 'wat' and used magic to stop shepard, but then james vega said i got this and slammed the shuttle into twilight

so then james vegina, shepord, lair of the shadow broker, and anderson murdered all of ponyville and then they went to canterlot but then harbinger actually spoke and then killed everyone

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