I do not profess to be the great man himself, for I disdain to believe I have the required hubris to make that lauded comparison.

No, not I, but by means of those supernal I have contacted the great man, in my dreams, in my nightmares - though with our gracious host these two so often leak betwixt themselves - and it would seem that he quite approves of our ponydom -- quite possibly a concession on his part to a number of his younger lovers, quite possibly.

Whatever may be the source of our benefactor’s most generous sponsorship, please, pour yourself a tumbler of punch, avid audience, as by means of seance and autowriting most infernal I seek to bring you....

Edgar Allan Ponies