“Come on dude. Get up! You’re gonna be late for biochem.” I shook my friend. He just grunted and turned over. “Dude! You can’t be tardy one more time or you’ll get a detention.” He finally moved. Rolling off the bed and onto the hard rug floor.

“What’s the point of biochem anyway? Huh? Learn to dissect a frog? With your mouth! Last time I got blood all over my face.” By now he was at least to the bathroom. Our dorm was small, and modified to fit two ponies. But it would do. If my friend didn’t leave EVERYTHING on the floor.

“Why couldn’t my parents enroll me in Cloudsdale High School? Lazy bastards.” I could hear him in the shower complaining as usual.

“Dude that place is expensive. Like 5,000 bits per year! That’s alot.” I tried to reason with him, but he just kept complaining. I sighed and told him I was going to my first class. I had Social Studies first like two hours. We were learning about who conquered who, and who gets what land and the revolutionary war bullshit. The only thing good about Social Studies is our teacher is awesome, and lets us use our pony-pods in class. Unfortunately for my friend Squirt, he had biochem first hour which was like listening to an escaped rapist teach about life lessons.

“When will this be over!” I slapped my face onto my desk. I looked up at the clock. Only fifteen minutes left. Next hour I had P.E. Which was even easier, because I was the only “fit” pony in my class, except for one pony. He always wanted to outshine EVERYPONY he could. He ran backwards, and still passed everypony today. But I had a plan. When he came around the track I stuck my hoof out and tripped him. Hey fell backwards onto his back. Everypony laughed at him, but he got all mad and accused somepony else. I just giggled as he tried to act tough. But like usual my friend wasn’t so lucky. He had math after biochem. Math is ALWAYS boring. ESPECIALLY the teacher. We did some research on her one day, and found out she’s been to therapy several times for attempted suicide.

“Well next class is my favourite!” I said walking to the far wing of my school. Down here was what I call the “awesome hall.” This was because down here we had wood-shop, technology, and music. I am a boss Dj. So next hour I had wood-shop. I heard rumors that the teacher cut his hoof off with the big saw in the back. But luckily today we were only making boxes. The only dangerous thing was the hammer. I once hit my hoof square with it. It always hurts like hell when you do stuff like that. But once again my friend wasn’t so lucky. He had P.E. You might wonder what’s so bad about that. Well he’s a Pegusus. They have to do like fifty million laps around the school. And that is tiring. Lucky for me I’m a Unicorn so I can do so many things without using my hooves.

“I have lunch after that. And so does my friend.” I said happily trotting to the table we always sit at. He usually didn’t show up until late into lunch. Which gave him barely anytime to eat.

“So how was your classes?” I asked him with a pathetic smile.

“Gay. Gayer than crap. First hour I got blood all over my coat. Second I was yelled at by the teacher for eating my homework. Third we had to do 50 laps around the school, and then we went to the weight room.” He sighed and put down his lunch box.

“Come on dude. It’s not that bad.” I tried to cheer him up, but failed.

“For you it’s not! You get all the good classes.” Just then a friend of mine came over. Her name was Rainbowdash.

“Hey Rainbow! What’s up?” I asked her nicely.

“Oh hey Frostbit3 and Squirt. Everythings good in the neighborhood. I had P.E. third hour, and got the new record for push-ups!” Rainbow was an athletic pony. She trained hard everyday with her dorm room-mate Gilda.

“How many this time?” I asked.

“146!” She looked proud of her accomplishment.I looked at Squirt.

“Hey Squirt. Don’t you have class with Rainbow?” I asked.

“Ya. I do. As well as math class.” He hated math.

“Hey you did good out there.” Rainbow tried cheering up Squirt. But it failed. Then the last of our friends I knew showed up. It was Ditzy Doo. I also knew Pinkie, Applejack, Rarity, Flutterhsy, Bon Bon, Lyra, Vinyl Scratch, and Octavia. But they didn’t have this lunch.

“Hey man. Last class today is your favourite right?” This always worked. My friend’s last class was music. I as well had it. Both him and I had mares in there we liked. Alot.

“Heck ya! She’s in that class.” He said romantically. Drifting off into space. Just then the bell rang, and it was time to got to the final hour of the school day. This was always my favourite. Due to one fact. My future GF was in there.I can imagine it now, Her and I. Djs for life. It was then that I realized I was almost to class. I went inside. My friend wasn’t there yet. But he soon came racing in behind me. The teacher here didn’t care what you did as long as you got it done. But today we weren’t doing anything. So. For days I planned on trying my luck with HER. I grabbed all the confidence I had, and walked over to her. She sat at the far end of the class. She always listened to music whenever she could.

“Um.. Hey Vinyl. I just wanted to ask. If you have ever heard of,” I paused. Everything in me was telling me to say the band. I prayed and said. “Skrillex?” I knew then that I ruined it all. I didn’t know what band she liked, or what music she liked. But as if the gods were watching my luck turned. Her eyes lit up, and she put on a huge smile.

“Skrillex is my favourite!” She said. “Hey ever heard of this one artist called Tech N9ne?” I knew she as well was afraid of people judging her by the music she listened to. I knew the artist, and liked him as well.

“Ya!” This was going amazingly. Way better than I had expected. So I pulled my next move and sat down next to her.I could tell that she liked me as well.

“Oh by the way my name is Dj-Frostbit3.” Shit. I said the wrong name. My real name was frost and my last name was bite. But instead I said my made-up name. But once again my luck prevailed. She laughed and said this.

“Cool. My name is Dj-Pon3.” She smiled. “Are you a Dj as well?” This is when I knew we were perfect for each other.

“Ya.” This was it. The only reason people knew me. “I am the honorary Dj for the school dances.” I smiled. She gasped.

“Wow. I’ve wanted that job since I was here.” She looked down at the floor. This was my chance to indirectly ask her out.

“Well. If you want you and I can Dj together at the next school dance.” This was perfect.

“Really? That would be awesome!” She looked at me. I looked at her. She closed her eyes and moved in close. I did the same. We met. Our lips together. In a deep kiss.

“I MUST know what dorm you’re in.” She said. I was so happy right now.

“I’m in dorm 143. How about you?” We were totally in love.

“Strange. I’m in room 150. Were in the same hallway!” She looked at me again, and tackled me. Kissing me all over.

“Oops sorry.” We both chuckled.

“I’ll see you tonight. How about that?” She asked. This was so amazing. I then stopped.

“One question. Who’s your room-mate?” Maybe This could work.

“Octavia. Why?” I stopped. What would it be if my luck was so good that me and my friend’s crushes were in the same room.

“This is too amazing.” I said.

“How?” She looked puzzled.

“My room-mate has a crush on your room-mate.” I let out to much.

“That’s perfect!” She yelled. “My room-mate needs a BF, and your room-mate needs a GF. Were is he?” I looked around. Then I saw him next to Octavia talking.

“Well. Looks like they’ve already met!” I said pointing over to the two. Squirt noticed me and Vinyl. This got Octavia’s attention as well. Vinyl quickly began making out with me again. I could tell she was trying to impress Octavia. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Squirt smiling at me, only to be interrupted by a sudden kiss from Octavia. I could tell we both enjoyed it.

“That was amazing!” He said after class. We were back in the dorm. He could see me frantically cleaning up the place.

“Dude! Ya gotta help me clean!” I said throwing a pile of garbage onto him.

“Why? It’s not like they’re coming over.” He said brushing off the candy wrappers.

“They are dude! Vinyl and Octavia are coming over in like.” I looked at the clock. “Soon!” This got his attention. We both started frantically cleaning the room. After about half an hour of cleaning, and throwing away garbage. We heard a knock at the door.

“Dude they’re here! Put that away. I’ll get the door!” I shoved a old board game to his chest, and proceeded to the door. I just noticed that the beds weren’t done. I used my magic to open the door, and redo the beds.

“Hey Vinyl. Hey Octavia!” I said with a giant smile. They noticed my magic doing all the work around the dorm.

“O hey Frost. Is it alright if I call you that?” Vinyl looked AMAZING. Even though ponies don’t normally wear clothes, she still looked amazing.

“Hey Squirt!” Octavia said passing Vinyl and me and walking over to the love struck colt. Vinyl and I were locked in eye to eye contact. I studied her intensely. Her beautiful white fur coat. The magnificent dual blue coloured mane. And her lovely red eyes.

“You all right? Hellooooo.” She waved her hoof in front of me. I snapped back into reality.

“Ya I’m good. Soooo what do you wanna do?” I looked back at my friend. They as well were chatting away.

“Well. I thought we could maybe go out?” I stopped. A girl. Asked me out. WTF. But this was my only chance with Vinyl. I’ve made it this far, and I couldn’t let myself down.

“Were do you wanna go? We could do like a double date with Octavia and Squirt.

“That sounds like fun! What do you think Tavi?” Vinyl looked behind me at Octavia.

“What?” She asked. She and Squirt had been locked into a conversation of the best musician ever.

“A double date!” She said with glee. I saw Octavia sit there for a minute.

“Were are we going?” Everypony thought for a minute. The room went silent.

“I know! Let’s go to Tavi’s favourite place!” Vinyl loved her friends favourite restaurant.

“No. Vinyl remember what happened last time we went there?” Octavia was very embarrassed that time.

“Come on Tavi. Please. I now have a reason to be good. For my sweetheart Frost!” Vinyl next to Tavi begging.

“Fine. Let’s go to Poulain Plaisir. But if anything goes wrong we’re leaving.” Octavia sighed heavily.

“What’s that place? Is it fancy or something?” Squirt looked puzzled. I thought for a second. Then I remembered from French class.

“It’s Colt’s Delight in French.” I said. I remembered our teacher quizzing us everyday on French names.

“Sounds good. Were is it?” Squirt asked looking up at the map I had made on the wall.

“Downtown.” Vinyl was excited to go. I could tell.

“Ok let Vinyl and I get ready for the date.” Octavia took Vinyl and they went outside back to their room.

“What just happened?” Squirt was standing there. Blank eyed, and had no clue what just happened.

“Well. If I’m right two of the hottest mares just asked us out on a date to a five star restaurant. And to make it simple. We’re going on a date with the mares of our dreams!” It was insane. How could luck go this far. I knew something must go wrong at dinner. So my friend and I dressed up in our finest clothes. I wore a black suit with a white tie. On the other hand my friend wore a white suit with a black tie. We looked like agents. We combed our manes, and set off to the mares room.

“What room are they in?” Squirt asked me.

“I think Vinyl said 150.” I trailed my mind trying to remember.

“Dude! That’s like a few doors down from ours!” He looked at me. I shrugged. We reached their door. I nudged for him to open the door. He nudged me. I nudged him harder. But he nudged back. I drove my back hoof onto his. He yelped, and kicked me in the side. I then kicked him in the side. He responded with a hard shove that made me stumble. I rammed into his side sending him to the floor. I then tackled him. In the midst of it all the mares were at the door. They saw me about to bite my friends hoof. While he was bout to bite mine. I got up, and brushed my self off.

“Sorry.” I said apologetically.

“Ya sorry.” Squirt said.

“You two look like agents.” This is when I noticed Vinyl. She looked AMAZING. She wore her beautiful glasses, and a sparkling gown. On the other hand I saw Squirt looking at Octavia like I did. She wore a velvet dress, and a bow in her hair.

“You guys look amazing!” We both said.

“Thank you.” They walked by us.When they passed us I rammed Squirt into the wall. He responded by tackling me, and we once again began fighting. The mares gave us one look, and we were pulled apart.

“Ugh. We almost there yet?” Squirt asked.

“Just a few more minutes.” Octavia said looking back. I’ve never been this far downtown. So all of this was a first. I made notes of were everything was, and made sure I knew the safe places. Squirt on the other hand kept his eyes on Octavia’s backside. I just giggled. We reached the restaurant, and sat down to eat. The place looked incredibly fancy. It had candles on each table, and the tables themselves were a glorious type of wood. which I’m sure cost a fortune.

“May I take your order sir?” The waiters looked fancy and everything.

“I’ll have salmon.” I said. I knew every restaurant had salmon.

“We don’t have that sir.” He said. He never smiled. I could tell. He just gave a strait face.

“Umm. Can I have some tuna?” I didn’t like this as much, but it was still good.

“We don’t have that either.” I could tell he was mad. So I cheated. I peeked at Vinyl’s menu, and picked the first thing I could find. But the entire menu was in French so I didn’t have time to translate it. But I knew it was a mistake.

“Ok. And for you sir.” He looked at my friend. I knew he was gonna make a mistake. He said some sort of French thing that sounded like him saying poop.

“Ok. And for the Mrs.?” I looked at Vinyl.

“Both of us will have spaghetti.” Octavia quickly answered.

“ok. And that’s all?” He looked around. I was trying to hide my giggling, but it wasn’t working.

“Nope.” Squirt said. The waiter walked away. “Why are you laughing? Was it something I said?” Squirt asked.

“Your order dude. You made a bad mistake. You should have taken French.” I knew what he had ordered. It was bad.

“What? I didn’t know anything on that menu! Dude! Tell me!” I shook my head and told him to wait. Within about an hour the waiter came out with a pile of mush on a plate.

“Heh. Feel bad for the sucker who ordered that.” Squirt whispered to me. He then noticed a dead squid on it as well. “Heh. Whoever ordered that must be disgusting.” He was laughing. But it died as the waiter came near. He pulled up right to our table, and set out all of the plates. The plate with the squid landed on me, and the pile of mush. On squirt. We both looked in shock. Vinyl and Tavi looked at us and just smiled.

“Dude. I think we screwed up.” I said poking the squid with my hoof. It jiggled a little.

“What even is this? Dirt recolored, soaked in water, and barfed on?” I looked at his plate. It was a gray blob. He touched it. It smacked his hoof. He squeeled a bit.

“Come on boys. You said you had an empty stomach.” Vinyl was laughing. We should have ordered spaghetti. I picked up a piece of the squid. But I told Squirt to go first. He picked up a piece. He put it in his mouth at the same time I did. I could tell Squirt didn’t like his. He spit it out, and reached for his glass. He threw up in it. But for me. I fared much worse. At first it tasted great, but after that. It was gone. I passed out, and landed face first into my food. The last thing I remembered was Squirt yelling at the waiter asking him what this even was. And then being dragged home by Vinyl.

“Hey dude. Wake up!” I was shoved on the side by my friend. I opened my eyes.

“What happened last night?” I asked. It felt like I had a hangover. My eyes were heavy, and I was tired.

“You passed out. You fell face first into your food. We were kicked out of the restaurant after I yelled at the waiter. Vinyl dragged you home, and I put you in bed.

“Ugh. That squid was alive dude!” I said as I got ready for the day. Today was Friday. And this was Squirt’s easy day, and my hard day.

“You’re gonna be late for English dude!” I was now in a hurry. I had English first. Squirt had Wood-shop first. He was lucky. Today in class I fell asleep five times, and drooled all over my test. The teacher wasn’t happy at all. Squirt made a box in Wood-shop like I did.

Next hour I had was biochem. It sucked. I dissected a frog, and it reminded me to much of the squid. I threw up but kept it hidden inside the frog. Whoever was in next class was in for a surprise. Squirt had Social Studies next hour. He learned what I had already learned. Then we had A lunch. I felt like shit, and didn’t eat any of my lunch. The only good thing about A lunch is that all of my friends are there. So I told them how our “date” went. They just laughed. It made me laugh as well. I couldn’t help it.

Third hour I had Civics. and my friend had it as well. Civics was easy since all we do is go over what happens in the law. But last hour was INSANE. Squirt and I had science. We were paired up with the girls today. I went with VInyl, and Squirt went with Octavia.

“What happened? You passed out.” Vinyl looked a bit disappointed.

“I don’t know. Squid does something to me. And I just blacked out.” I asked her what happened after that. It sounded like a crazy night. I looked over and saw Squirt and Octavia still in love, but asking why he blew up at the waiter. At the end of class I was excited to have the weekend free. I walked into my dorm, and fell onto the bed. I fell into a deep sleep.

For the next few weeks everything went crappy. Days were slower than molasses. I saw Vinyl everyday, and we just talked. Nothing about dates. No kissing. It was boring. Until one day. When things got crazy.

“Dude change the channel to sports!” Squirt said annoyingly.

“Your hand is on the remote. And besides I wanna hear this story about the colt that died when falling from Cloudsdale.” I looked back at him. This got his attention. Just then a news alert came on the tv. He got up to join me. We watched as a suited pony on tv told us that somepony had died in a tragic fall. He was said to be drunk, and accidentally fell off the cloud. The body was found near the Everfree forest. Then the news was over and Squirt changed it to sports.

“Wow. Falling from Cloudsdale. That must have hurt.” I said as I began to make a sandwich while still remaining in the living room.

“Can you make me one to?” He asked. I didn’t mind because it was more practice for my magic. We sat there for about three hours. Eating sandwiches, and watching tv. This is pretty much what we did now on the weekends. But this weekend was special. We had Monday and Tuesday off. They found that the schools heating and cooling was broken. So they have to fix it.

“Keep the sandwiches coming!” Squirt said. It had now been about five hours of eating sandwiches. I brought the sandwich into the room, but it was only a piece of bread.

“Hmm. Looks like we’re out of sandwich stuff.” I said looking dissapointed. “Wanna go to the store with me?” I got up from the couch. crumbs falling off my belly.

“Sure. It will give me something to do.” Neither of us had the energy or the got enough physical activity to do sports. Or we were just to lazy. We walked out into the hallway. I heard hoof-steps behind us. I looked back. I saw Vinyl and Octavia. They saw us, and just shrugged.

“Hey Vinyl.” I said turning my head back to the front.

“Hey Frost. Were are you going?” She looked at me as we got into the elevator.

“To the market. We need some sandwich stuff.” I said pressing the bottom floor button.

“Same exact thing. We need sandwich stuff as well.” She said not making eye contact with me. We hit the bottom floor, and walked out as a group. The market was on the outskirts of downtown. We walked with them down there, got the stuff, and went home. During the whole time nopony said a word.

“Now can we have our sandwiches?” Squirt asked me. I replied with another two sandwiches. We sat there and ate them. But then about mid-day we passed out. I woke up first. It was almost nine at night. I looked on the other side of the couch was Squirt still sleeping. I wasn’t hungry anymore so I didn’t make a sandwich. I just turned on the TV to watch some news. It was soon very late, and I had made it through an old bag of potato chips as well as a few different TV programs. I was stopped by a knock on the door.

“Come In!” I yelled. This woke Squirt up. A white unicorn with a blue mane walked in.

“Oh hey Vinyl. Why’d ya come over?” I asked. Behind her came Octavia. I stopped what I was doing and trotted over to the two.

“Is Squirt here?” Octavia asked. I motioned toward the couch were my friend was slowly waking. Octavia came over and sat by him. I joined them, and Vinyl followed. We sat there for a while staring blankly at the TV. But I broke the silence.

“So why are you guys here?” I asked.

“We came over to apologize for the date a long time ago. We should’ve warned you about the menu.” Vinyl said.

“It’s alright. Nopony got hurt so it’s all good.” I said putting my leg around her. She moved in close to me. Squirt followed. Slowly we all drifted off to sleep. I woke up. Again I’m first to wake up. I saw Vinyl still sleeping by my side. But Squirt was now drooling on Octavia. But it was even worse. Some of the drool was in her mouth. I nearly barfed at the site.

“Ughhhhhhhhh.” I said. Noticing the mess in the kitchen. I began cleaning the kitchen. This woke up Vinyl. She saw how Squirt and Octavia were placed and chuckled. But then she realized that Squirt was drooling in Octavia’s mouth. Which was gross. And to make it worse. Octavia woke up before Squirt. it took her three seconds to realize that her mouth was full of Squirt’s spit. She got up and quickly spit all of the spit out onto Squirt. He still didn’t wake up. Octavia ran to the bathroom while Squirt sat there drooling on himself. He then slowly began waking up. It wasn’t until then when he realized that he had drool all over him.

“Hey Frost. Was I drooling on me?” He asked wiping up the spit.

“Worse. Octavia got some in her mouth.” I said laughing. But he responded by throwing his spit towards me. I dodged as it hit the back wall.

“Dude! That’s nasty!” I said. But he then threw another one. This one got into my eye. And it stung like hell. I quickly ducked behind the counter, and grabbed the mayo jar. I tore off the lid and yelled fire. The mayo connected right on Squirts face. He was covered with mayo as well as the couch. He wiped up some and threw it back at me. It got into my mouth. I quickly spit it out, and pulled out the secret bomb. I put the piece of clothing onto my hoofs, and slung it across the room. It was my dirty underwear. It landed right on Squirt. His face was completely covered by my underwear. I began laughing hard. But he responded by throwing it back. Unfortunately he had bad aim, and It hit Vinyl. She stood there for a few seconds. I looked at her and then at Squirt. I slowly backed away into the corner. then she yelled the most unexpected thing.

“CLOTHES FIGHT!” She grabbed the laundry and dumped it onto the floor. I joined her. We threw all of the clothes at Squirt, and he threw them back. In the midst of it all Octavia joined in on Squirt’s team. Now it was a full on war. Me and Vinyl vs. Squirt and Octavia. After a while we began throwing anything we could find. I threw a piece of bread, and Vinyl threw some lettuce. But Squirt threw the TV remote, and Octavia threw a pie. I don’t know where she got it either, but in the end it was one thing that won the war. I created the most deadliest thing. A dab of mayo, underwear, lettuce, custard, part of the pie, and random shit I found in the cupboards. Both Vinyl and I threw it. It connected on both Squirt and Octavia’s face. It was then that we knew the war was won! Now it was time to clean up. But there was a problem.

“We only have one shower, and four of us.” I said after we cleaned up the room.

“I offer me and Frost go together.” Vinyl said. I looked shocked. First she wanted to go on a date, and now she wanted to shower with me! But hey. I couldn’t refuse. I simply agreed, but then she pulled out another one.

“And Tavi and Squirt should go over to our dorm and shower together there.” I was even more surprised. But like a said. Can’t refuse an offer like that. The shower was awkward. It was cramped, and the entire time our bodies were touching. By the end I was ready to go to bed. It was insanely late, and I knew that I could pull one more AMAZING move on Vinyl.

“Hey Vinyl. If you want to you can stay over here tonight. I have a big enough bed.” This didn’t even phase her. She knew this was coming.

“Heck ya! And over at my place Tavi and Squirt can stay there!” This was insane. Luck has once again turned, but I knew what goes around comes around. That night was amazing. Vinyl slept with me and Octavia slept with Squirt. But when I woke up Vinyl was in the bathroom crying.

“What’s wrong Vinyl?” I asked good naturedly.

“I’m pregnant.” I froze. What the hell did I just do.And then it hit me. This prob means that Octavia is pregnant as well.

“What the hell did I do!” I said walking back and fourth in the living room. “I got her pregnant! And Squirt probably did to!” I slammed my hoof into the wall. I just then saw Squirt bust through the doors.

“DUDE! I got Octavia pregnant! This is crazy!” He was worried as well. Having a baby in high school. Unimaginable.

“Same here. Vinyl and Octavia are gonna have Filly’s and there is gonna be hell to pay.” I said.

“Why’d you let me sleep with her!” Squirt demanded. I had no answer. And the irony is today we have sex-ed. Which is going to suck.

“Oh man. Look just calm down we’ll figure this out. We still have Monday and Tuesday off. “ I said. “Do you know any people who can like kill the baby or something?” I was flipping through the phone book with my magic. But there was no job like that. And besides, I think Vinyl actually WANTS a kid. I don’t know about Octavia, but Vinyl was eager to sleep with me.

“Dude was Octavia eager to sleep with you?” I asked.

“Ya really.” He said remembering back to last night.

“Fuck! She wants a kid dude! We’re screwed over here.” I slammed my head into the table. Monday and Tuesday passed slowly. I looked for a solution, and Squirt tried to get ahold of the mares. But it was no use. And the worst part was that on Wednesday when we showed up for first hour. Octavia and Vinyl were holding Filly’s in there hooves. I wasn’t ready for this. Neither was Squirt. They walked towards us. Squirt and I just sat there. Vinyl came over to me first. She handed me the Filly. I then noticed it was fake. This was first hour’s lesson. Taking care of young ones. We were saved.

“I thought those were real!” I said. grabbing the doll with my mouth.

“Nope, but in about a month it will!” She smiled at me weirdly. I looked over at Squirts situation. Same as mine. It was a fake, but only for a month.

Over the next few weeks Squirt and I studied hard on what phillies need to live. It was easy until it was diaper changing time. That scared me the most. Squirt didn’t mind it, but I nearly fainted when the smell hit me. But that would be worse, because a face full of poop is a bad one. It wasn’t until the prices came up when I realized how expensive it would be.

“Dude this stuff is expensive!” Squirt and I were at lunch one day. We were trying to find any job we could. We barely made any money, and that was spent on sandwiches. And it wasn’t until we were in the hospital when I realized how serious this was. And I felt really bad for Squirt. Octavia had twins. And that would cost double. Thankfully Vinyl only had one philly. I had no idea what to name my little baby. I didn’t even now if it was a boy or girl! When we finally made it home I checked. It was a girl. Which was hell to pay. I still had no idea for a name. I thought for a while. But in the end we went with Vinyl’s name. Her name was Scratch. It was perfect. She loved scratching up our Cd's. And in the midst of this all I had no time for my friend.

“Hey Squirt. How’s your life going?” It had been a while, and now things were getting a bit easier.

“Swimmingly. I now have Speedy and Viola plus I’m moving in with Octavia and Vinyl is moving in with you.” He said. He looked tired. Knowing how to take care of two babies must be hard on a pony.

“Come on dude school’s almost over soon, and all summer you can enjoy it. My phillies name is Scratch, because she likes to scratch everything she can.” I said. This still didn’t cheer him up. It was May, and school gets out in June. So we only had a few more weeks to go. After another week I could see that Squirt was getting better at parenting as well. But my job was easy due to the fact that I’m a unicorn, and he’s a pegusus.

We were now days away from completing school. Everyday I grew more anxious to get out of there. Finally the day came. It was time to leave school. I had plans to buy a home, and get a good job, and have fun. But it was all shattered when I heard Vinyl say these words.

“I have work to do. You get the kid the entire summer.”
THE END