“We’ve got a hundred bits to work with, and most of this stuff costs around five! We could stock up on all we’ll ever need! Ooh, check this out, AJ!” Applejack blushed as Rainbow held up a set of anal beads stylized to look just like apples. “Says here you can inflate them to the size of real apples, too.”

That explained the button. “That sounds like it could be fun,” Applejack admitted.

“They’re even rubbery like real apples!” Rainbow gushed, completely sold on the toy. “We have to get these. They’re only five bits, too!”

Applejack nodded slowly, preparing for the next item Rainbow took exception to.

“What’s this? A magical feeldoe?”

“A magical what now?”

“It’s like a strap-on, but without the straps,” Rainbow explained. “This little bulb on the end here keeps it locked in your vag. And it says it’s enchanted with a special kind of come-to-life spell. It conforms to your proportions and even your colors – I guess that’s why it’s all white – and it even makes its own jizz. Wow, fancy. But the kicker is that,” Rainbow gasped, “it lets you feel everything! So it’d be like having a real dick!”

Applejack blinked. “That sounds pretty neat. How much?”

“Ten bits!” Rainbow answered giddily. “Oh, mare we’re gonna have so much fun with this stuff.”

Applejack couldn’t help but agree. These toys certainly sounded like a whole lot of fun. But something on one of the shelves caught her eye. It seemed to be a bottle of rainbow-colored liquid. Upon inspection, it was revealed to be some sort of aphrodisiac extracted from liquid rainbow. Also on the shelf were a number of other liquid nuances. One that allowed the breasts to lactate when not nursing caught her eye. When not lactating, a mare’s breasts were flat; only during the nursing period were they substantial. Unable to contain her curiosity, and seeing as how it was only a bit, Applejack grabbed a bottle of it and continued to browse, sure to grab a few bottles of lube as well.

Rainbow returned to her side with what she called the classics. These included a normal dildo, a double-ended dildo, a two-pronged dildo, and a double-ended two-pronged dildo. “Just for good measure.”

“Never know what we’re gonna do next, right?” Applejack agreed.

“Do I have to choose just one?” Rainbow giggled.

“Depends on just how much ya think ya can fit at once,” Applejack jested.

Rainbow grinned. “Oh, yeah. We’re gonna have so much fun.”

Laughing, Applejack led the way back to the counter, where Trixie waited for them. She smiled at the stash they had gotten. “I almost forgot one more thing. A special gift from Rarity.” Trixie ducked into the back room, returning shortly with something neither mare thought they would ever see Rarity make. But there before them were custom made socks and panties for each of them.

Rainbow gasped. “Now I’m gonna have to hug Rarity, too!” She accepted the gift giddily. “I was just thinking about our wardrobe. I mean, we’ve got bits and ropes and stuff, but we don’t really have any sexy gear.”

“Well, Ah do have a pair o’ chaps and a vest,” Applejack admitted sheepishly. “Ah reckon you could make that pretty sexy if ya wanted.”

Rainbow grinned. “I think we have all we’ll ever need.”

A quick exchange with the register left them with thirty-seven bits to spare. “And there’s plenty o’ neat one-time-use things here. Ah got a couple Ah thought could be fun.”

“And with that much left over, I don’t think we have to worry about running out of lube any time soon,” Rainbow added.

“Ah don’t know, ya can be quite the horndog,” Applejack teased.

Rainbow scoffed. “Come on, AJ. I’m not that bad.”

“You two make quite the amusing couple,” Trixie commented, bagging their purchases. “I can only imagine how you must be in bed.”

“Wanna find out?” Rainbow asked, earning a sock from Applejack.

“Rainbow, we talked about this.”

“Come on, AJ, aren’t you even a little curious? I mean, she’s got both a dick and a vag! That would be so much fun,” Rainbow goaded.

Applejack rolled her eyes. “Maybe one day, when ya’ve been a good filly, Ah’ll consider it.”

Rainbow kissed Applejack happily. “You’re the best, AJ.”

“Ah try mah best,” Applejack chuckled.

With a wave good-bye, they were on their way, with a new friend to their credit, and a whole heap of fun toys to boot.

Applejack yawned. “Ah’m a little tired. Ya think we could wait ‘til tomorrow ‘fore we start foolin’ around with this stuff?”

“Sure,” Rainbow answered, suppressing a yawn of her own. “I’m pretty beat, too.”

“Ain’t nothin compared ta what ya’ll be tomorrow,” Applejack promised.

Rainbow giggled. “Can’t wait.”

Author's Notes:

Pony anatomy. I make it more complicated than it needs to be. Just for fun.