ARTISTIC DREAMS, WEATHER TEAM FOREPONY

Friendsday: Morning rain, changing to scat-

tered showers with sun-breaks, repre-

sentative of the fickle nature of fate and

chance. Clear overnight.

Canterday: This day will host a showing of

my latest cloud sculpture, featuring an

epic rendition of Discord’s fall versus

the Elements of Harmony, best viewed

from above. Below, grey overcast all

day, reflecting the grim nature of finite

existence.

Sunday: Bight sunshine and achingly beauti-

ful blue skies, unless I feel inspired.

Moonday: Fog in the Morning, followed by

afternoon light drizzle, with an abrupt,

five-minute downpour around 2:37PM

Hoovesday: In an essay on pony's inequin-

ity to pony, before noon will be clear and

sunny, followed by a hailstorm for the

lunch hour, then clear and sunny until

5PM, followed by a downpour until sunset.