Harem
Chapter 19: Kickoff pt 5: Cram Session
Previous Chapter Next ChapterThe one thing I hated about studying for exams here was the lack of Summer Song. The way she studied helped me pass the many tests we were given at Fillydelphia.
Still, at least Twilight was there.
Because of the test being so short that week, our Algebra teacher gave us time to study before the test and to finish up the homework for the week (because everyone and their moma did the homework on the last minute). As the entire class entered the library, Flash Sentry came up to Twilight and was talking to her. I was sitting at a table in the library with a "eat shit" grin.
It became apparent when twilight pointed to me and and spoke in a 'as a matter-of-fact' of way. I asked Twilight before class for personal help studying before class even started, as a hedge against something like that happening. Not for nothi'n really: she was the best in the class and I really wanted to get the grades to make the team...can't be too careful with maintaining your grades when you are a student-athlete.
Anyway, Flash gave me his all too common death state look before he took his seat at the table next to us. Twilight and I had our own table and went to work on the studying right away. It went better than expected, and I managed to get some great practice from Twi. Either she was praising me for the correct answers or was questioning my calculations when I got it wrong, in a "so wht did you decide to do this?' kind of way.
Eventually, we got into a conversation about Flash and the recent drama as I was doing some of the more extensive questions.
"Why can't you two just get along?" Twilight asked.
"Because he is a arrogant bastard?" I answered.
"I guess so," Twilight replied with a unsure tone. "I see it sometimes, especially when Rarity talks about you."
I gave a involuntary smile. "Really?"
Twilight nodded. "All the time."
I smiled at the revelation. It was well known that Rarity was picky over guys.. I mean it was a well kept secret that Rarity managed to bang only those she deemed worthy. They all had a type too: over 6', captain of a sports team, and a really nice car. All I had going was the over 6' part. Then again making her smile too might of been the only thing that could get her to drop the panties?
As I continued, Flash got out of his seat and towards my direction. He had a paper in his hand. It seemed simple enough, even if he did needed some help. I continued to my study questions as Flash got his math help, I knew he was up to something but couldn't put my finger on it. As I pondered, one of Flash's band mates slipped a note in front of me and whispered "Flash sends his regards". I guess Flash was trying to distract Twilight?.
What is this fucker up to.
I grabbed the letter and opened it.
"EAT SHT N DIE"
I did not know which was worse: the letter or Flash snickering at my face when.
"Whats so funny?" Twilight asked.
"Some joke I was told earlier," he responded.
Alright mother fucker, two can play this game.
How?
3' o clock
I looked to my friend, he had a bottle of water there on his table. Flash was still getting help and it looked like he would be there for a while.
I sent a quick text to him and awaited his end of my favor.
What people saw was a water bottle thrown across the library and landing on target at Flash's table, spilling water everywhere and ruining whatever papers Flash had on that table.
Everyone began to giggle in the library, myself included.
Flash noticed and became snippy with me. " Whats so funny?"
"I heard a funny joke," I replied with my 'eat shit' grin. He rolled his eyes and continued to talk to Twilight, all the while his papers were getting ruined. After a few minutes, he said his thank you by going for a kiss. Twilight playfully shook her head. It annoyed Flash but he shook it off and went to his table
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHO POURED WATER ON ALL OF MY HOMEWORK!?"
By that time everyone began to laugh. Flash was scolded by the librarian, world peace was achieved, everything was right again in the world. But, there was only one person who was not attuned to what just happened.
"Whats so funny, Anon?" Twilight Sparkle asked.
"I heard a funny joke."
"You too? Whats the joke?"
"Something, something, water"
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