Sugar Cube Corner in the mornings were slightly different from the after-school rush. Instead of the hormone driven hyperactive students stuffing their faces with all kinds of greasy goods, it was filled with groggy, short-tempered adults with business suits and reeking of "professionalism". It was a passive-aggressive minefield: accidentally bump into anyone in there, they would shoot a dirty look into your soul and rudely proclaim "excuse me!" for all the world to hear.

Because of the droves of "no fun allowed", the students of Canterlot High all would rather make their own damn breakfast than deal with the unnecessarily pissed off adults. That would explain why the only other teen in the place was the nearly ball of pure energy working behind the counter. Personally, I never got to to be formally introduced to the pink girl, but she was a target. Being one of Flash's Girls made her automatically in my "I have to be pounding that pussy to piss Flash off" list. Luckily, Sugar Cube Corner was usually light for a Friday, even if Sunset and I were 6-7 people behind the counter, and everyone in front wanted their food in a picky, particular way that in the grand scheme of things would not taste any different if they took it as it was.

Like on the lamps all over time, somehow between last night and this morning someone put up "Canterlot High Football" banners all over the Sugar Cube Corner.

"Because there really isn't much else to do, everyone shows up to the high school games. Usually we go there to hang out and find out where the party is at." Sunset explained with a yawn.

"Didn't you tell me this earlier?" I asked.

"Probably, Anon. I haven't had my latte this morning, so hush," she said in a joking tone.

The breakfast menu at SCC had your usual assortment: bagels, various flavors and types of coffee, Waffles, Omelettes... you get the idea. The thing I wanted in the menu was the "breakfast choco shock": A made from scratch large chocolate chip waffle with powdered sugar, whip cream, and all of it smothered with thick chocolate syrup.

"They can ask for their meat to come straight from the animal, and we will still have time" Sunset said with a smirk.

I joined in the laugh, because we still had a good hour left until school and they basically were asking and complaining for the stupidest things, usually with the girl in the counter doing as told with that same enthusiastic smile.

"So you know what you are getting?" I asked. "I got you covered."

"Sorry Anon, I'm covering you this time. I have to thank you for last night," Sunset said as she went into her bag

"Then what about this morning then?."

After a moment in thought and finding a excuse to pay, Sunset finally broke down. "Well fine Anon! I'll have the latte and the bagel please."

"That's a good "thanks for the sex this morning" meal. Don't ya think, guys?" A high pitched voice asked.

Sunset and I were speechless from that statement

"Why are you two looking at me like i'm a ghost? oooohhh spoooky!" the same voice continued.

"Well Pinkie Pie," Sunset Shimmer said trying not to give in to the urge of beating down Pinkie right there. "It's because you just told everyone in the restaurant what we've been doing."

Pinkie giggled. "Don't be silly guys! All of these people don't live here, they are from the next town on the way to the city!"

"Which is why you should be serving us, not gossiping!" someone in line yelled.

"Oops sorry! Catch you at the front counter guys!" Pinkie said as she happily skipped back to the front counter under the deathly stares from everyone in line.

"So, I heard a latte and a bagel for her right?" Pinkie said with glee at the counter. Sunset began to blush thinking back to the fact the entire room knew we were fucking, even if they all didn't know who we were. "Aww don't be embarrassed Sunset! Everyone these days had sex sometime in their life."

"What about you then, Pinkie? When was the last time you had fun?" Sunset snapped back.

"Let's seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... my first and last time was with Cheese Sandwhich a few months ago."

Sunset was in shock. "Cheese Sandwhich!? The weirdo that carried the boneless chicken everywhere!?"

"Yea! After our goof-off I thought he would be a good screw. We snuck out during Rainbow Dash's party for a bit and fucked inside Fluttershy's shed."

"Really? What did she have in there that was sooo bad she kept telling everyone to stay away from it during freshman year?"

"Well, her parents are hippies so...."

"Wacky tobaky?"

Pinkie Pie nodded.

"I see. Looks like I found my new best friend!" Sunset said with a smile. "How was Cheese Sandwhich, anyway?"

"Amazing! He knew what to do, tried different positions, and everything! Like, I always heard it was the weird ones that are the best lovers."

"Oh, I should know..." Sunset answered as she playfully elbowed my hip.

Thank you Sunset! Opening the topic!

You know what, if it gets me the breakfast choco-shock faster, go ahead.

"She has a point, you know. Maybe I can show you how 'unique'" I said with my devilish smile.

"You're silly Anon! I'll think about it," she said with a laugh and a playful wink. "So what can I get for you, Anon?"

After getting our meal, we decided to stay and enjoy it at the shop. Pinkie decided to join us when she was done with her morning shift minutes after we started eating, She had the same thing I had, but with two extra chocolate chip waffles.

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