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S.O.S! Yeah, you heard that right, let me tell you something. Whoop de slagging do! First sentient contact! They are kinda adorable! I bet you are asking yourself; 'WHAT?!' so... they are ponies, like, tiny ponies, about two and a half feet, a fully grown one! (I think.) And they have wings. Not all of them, there are three species, maybe more. (note to self: search for more species) There are normal ponies, actual unicorns (heh, Butt Stallion) and... pegasuses? Pegasai? Oh, pegasi! Thanks Tina! So, the pegasi ones, stallions I think, they kinda... rammed my ship down into a side of a tall mountain. Right now I am waiting for it to darken a little, because near the top of the mountain, i noticed a city and a castle...? I think? How did they build anything with their stubby hooves? Don't ask me! They 'pegasi' that rammed me wore some kind of gold... suit? I think if I poked it, it would break! And they had spears. Which broke on my ship. You can see that they aren't advanced technologically. So... Maya? Krieg? Your planet with the Vault is closest to mine, could you, after you destroy the Vault, fly here, and pick me up? For the time, I'm going to the city, and then for the Vaults, when I get some info. Gaige out!"