Dear Diary,
My sincerest apologies but your usual author is indisposed at the moment. It seems she has had quite a bit of fun while I was stuck inside that statue. Somepony has been a very naughty princess.

Oh dear, that yelling simply must stop.

There.

I’ve decided that Lulu and I need to have a little trip down memory lane, though with her it’s more of an extended vacation along the world history interstate.

And there’s that screaming again. It’s a good thing Lulu has such a thing for socks, they come in really hoofey(get it hoofey) when ponies don’t want to stop yelling. Don’t tell anyone about her socks though the poor thing gets embarrassed.
;D

Author's Notes:

these non-standard chapters are pretty fun to write. I may start doing more of them.