Felix didn't actually want to get magically transported to Equestria or transformed into a pony. He was quite happy with his hands. But, he didn't exactly get a chance to say no, because Discord isn't exactly a polite mover. Now, stuck in a world with no friends where friendship is everything, he struggles to find a way to return home while simultaneously trying to unravel and foil Discord's plot.

To make matters even better, Equestria is quite different from Earth, and Discord isn't to keen on leaving the new pony alone. But Felix won't give up without a fight. And who knows, sometimes friends can crop up in the unlikeliest situations. And sometimes you need to feel alone and abandoned before you can truly see the way forward.

Author's Note: Mild profanity warning. There is some swearing.