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Friendship Is Randomness!

by CaptainBron3y

Chapter 8: The Finale Random Battle

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The Finale Random Battle

Chapter eight


Twilight sat there. She had gone over the plan many times, and was ready to start. She was at the Grand Galloping Gala, and everything was all set. When a pony came in wearing a murderer costume. Twilight wondered how nopony even cared about it. But it was a costume party.

“Ready?” Celestia asked Twilight. She nodded. Luna bean walking in solitude up the stairs. Soon after the murderer followed with out anypony noticing. Twilight and Celestia followed her as well. Luna ran into her room, and locked the door. She grabbed a knife at hand just in case.

“Yoo-Hoo!” A small voice came from outside her door. It was suddenly knocked down, and Luna was sent flying back, the knife flying out of her hands and stabbing her in the eye. It rolled out on the floor. She gasped in horror. Luna accidentally pocked her eye out. She began to cry with her good eye while blood poured out the other one.

“Well well well. Poor little Luna.” The murderer was now on top of her holding a somehow hidden chainsaw.

“Stop! Guards arrest her!” Celestia was at the door with a group of guards behind her.

“Too late!” The murderer pChapter 10: Final

“Princess Celestia. I have a really good plan. I need your help. We will go to Ponyville were the murderer is. Luna will be used as bait. The murderer will attack, but we will fight back!” Twilight was looking at the princess with excitement.

“It will never work.” Celestia had a poker face.

“Why now?” Twilight’s heart sunk.

“Because. How do you know they aren't already here.

“This could save Equestria!” Twilight was on her knees begging.

“Nope.” The princess was as stuborn as Rainbowdash was.

“PLEASE!” Twilight gave the puppypony look.

“Fine.” The princess siut the saw deep into Luna’s chest. She was cut open easily. Her guts spilled the floor, and she was in shit loads of pain. Celestia and the guards just stood there in shock as her one sister was murdered before her. She regained her sanity, and charged at the fiend. Her eyes on the verge of crying.

“Too late for you as well.” She pulled the chainsaw out of Luna, and threw it at Celestia. She nearly dodged it, and lost her balance. The murderer then began throwing a shit load of chainsaws at Celestia. One hit her. It severed her two hind legs. She fell to the floor, and began sobbing. She was dying now, both princesses were dead. Twilight came rushing in. She was the last hope. She tackled the murderer, and threw her and herself out the window. The fell. Twilight pulled off the mask of the criminal. It was Derpy.
“WTFHOLYSHITHOWONGODDAMNEARTHWTF!”
“Yeeuuupp. And guess what. I’m not real!” She disappeared, and she reappeared holding a GIANTMOTHERFUCKINGLOSEYOUMINDGOFRIKINCRAZY Nucleur bomb. SHe dropped it right on Twilight face.

“LOL U LOSE! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!” Derpy was laughing maniacal.The nuke fell to the ground, and blew Equestria to hell (and back)! Everyone was dead. But then out of nowhere. Came the savior of everypony. Sweetybell!
“HI MY NAMES SWEETYBELL! But everypony calles me dumbass. DO you like paste? I do! DO you like eating peoples faces? I do! Do you like eating candy? I do! “ Sweetybell was driving Derpy insane. She then flew up into the air, and threw the sun at Sweetybell. This didn’t work. She was still alive, and very very very very annoying. Derpy didn’t know what to do! So she then spontaneously combusted into a shower of uran.

The FUCKING End!

Pinkie: “And that’s how Equestria was made!”

Scootaloo: ‘WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

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