Seriously? She attacked you? And you were set free. No charges?” Twilight sat there confuzzled.

“Yup! Ya got any paste I can eat?” Sweetybell was at Twilight’s. She wasn’t there when the fight broke out.

“No. What’s with you and paste? Anyways can you tell me any details?” Twilight pulled out a pencil, and a piece of paper.

“Well. Actually can I tell you all about my life?” Sweetybell was eyeing the ink cartridge weirdly.

“Um. Ok.” Twilight dropped her notebook, and listened carefully.

“So first I must tell you about my sister. She has weird pictures of everypony she knows in her room. Sometimes she plays weird games with me. She shoves alot of things up my ass, and down my throat. She also has a sick obsession with eating fabric. I dunno why, but it does taste really good. And as you know she has karate lessons, and defeated the might Black Wizard of the Rainbow Magic Fun Randomness Spell Casting Realm of Doom, Despair, Destruction, and Death. She also like humping her models alot.” Sweetybell was smiling, and reaching for Twilight’s ink bottle. Twilight just sat there. “Now for my life story. I was born on another planet called X-343546BCDLOLMFAO, and was raised by the nut-sucking fucktards of the Quintabley race. They were being invaded by the Lesbian Whore race of naked women, and lesbians. They shot giant dicks at us, but my parents were able to dodge them, and fire back with a giant OP canon that shoots 10,000,000 Rainbows per milisecond. They shot me off into space were I was able to land here on Earth. People didn’t know much about me or my race. Our diet consisted of any liquid, but the best of all was paste. For food we ate what you call here “dirt”. I was the last hope for survival of my race. My mission to repopulate by breeding with any other life from. We breed in a special way. First off the male of the two takes his hoof, and severs it. Then the female takes it and eats it along with the males organs. Finally she takes the skin of the dead male, and shoves that up her ass. Finally a small baby poops out of her armpits. Covered in green muck the female must then suck all of the poisonous chemicals out of the body. She disperses them into another life form and boom! You have a baby. But for the unfortunate life form who gets the chemical much worse happens. They begin getting insanely fat. Their eyes begin to bulge, and then explode. After that the body begins to poop out its vital organs. First the kidney. Then the stomach. Followed by the lungs, and finally the heart. At the end the body spontaneously combusts into a shower of blood, mucus, and uran!” Twilight just sat there and stared. She didn’t know what to say. Sweetybell was now eating the ink cartridge that Twilight held.

“Sweetybell. Have you been taking some of Pinkie Pie’s “special” medication?” Twilight regained her sanity. And stood there and looked at the filly. She now realized that she never grew.

“NOPE! Why?” Sweetybell looked confuzzled. Everything she said WAS true. Twilight just sat there once again. Dumbstruck. Next Chapter: Rarity Escapes Estimated time remaining: 10 Minutes