So, yeah, I'm one of those people now... you know, those poor saps that wake up in Equestria as some some of creature, let it be a pony or a dragon, even zebras or Celestia knows what else that this strange land has. And what does little old me get to end up as once I drink too many drinks in one night?

I'm a parasprite. A food obsessed, fast producing, flying demon.

... I don't know about you, but I'm going to enjoy the hell out of this.

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I'm... sorry, I think.