Rolling Doubles

Chapter 1: Advance To GO, Collect $200

“Oh... I don’t know if I should...” Hesitated Fluttershy, “I mean this slide is offly long,

what happens if I get stuck during the ride down?” The fear of this humiliation looming

over her head.

“Oh for pete’s sake, Fluttershy, just go down it!” An exasperated Rainbow Dash

complained, forcing her friend down the tube before going down it herself a few seconds

later.

The “Mane Six”, as they were known, had elected to take a holiday at the gigantic

waterpark resort in Canterlot. Thanks to Twilight’s connection to the royal princess, they

pretty much had the run of the place. All expenses paid. It was the little slice of life they

needed to get away from their stressful lives.

“Oh God, wasn’t that fun Fluttershy?” Laughed Rainbow Dash. Splashing in the pool, her

wings fluttering making her appear almost like a playful bird in a birdbath.

“Yes... well..” Fumbled the weak-willed Fluttershy “I would of enjoyed it more going at

my own pace” She argue, just a hair above a whisper, none of the herd noticing.

“Wooooohahaha!” Laughed Rarity, as she came down the tube, her body smacking ring

into the upright Rainbow Dash. Their bodies for a moment playfully meshing together,

Dash ending up on top of the mid-Atlantic accented pony.

“Oh gosh! Rainbow Dash, that slide is simply amazingly wicked fun!” Laughed Rarity.

“I know right? It was such a good idea for us to come here for vacation!” Responded

Dash with glee.

“Oh I know! Plus it gives me a chance to show off my brand new swim suit line!” Rarity

exclaimed, her eyes glowing like diamonds as she imagined the coinage she would make

upon  starting mass production. All the while Dash took a moment to inspect Rarity’s

work, and found for some reason, the clothed pony way more inticing the typical naked

mare.

“Well it looks great.” assured Dash, who promptly got splashed in the face by Applejack.

“Yeah sure, it’s cos-met-ically appealing and all but nothing beats feeling the crisp clear

water on a nice liberated flank.” Applejack interjected with her two cents.

“Oh my poor poor dear, AppleJack.” tutted Rarity, “The whole point of the swim suit is

simply to make one look more attractive to colts!” she explained. Dash grimaced a

moment. “It accentuates a mare’s natural appeal granted to her by nature.”

“Well it might work, Rarity, if you weren’t laying underneath a rainbow haired mare.”

Noted a half-jealous spike as he floated in an innertube. “Just saying, someone might get

the wrong idea.”

Rarity blushed as she became aware of the sexually suggestive situation, Dash letting her

up with a blush. There was an awkward moment, followed by a sudden massive flood of

water from the slide disorientating all the ponies! Which lead to a Spike-Rarity-Dash

sandwich after it subsided. Pinkie Pie, the exitor of the slide exclaimed “Oh my Gosh!

Did you see the amount of water that can down with me? I was all, ‘whoa’! And you were

all ‘ahhh’! And now Spike, Rarity and Dash are locked in a three way!” Giggled the pink

pony, the 3 of which quickly composed themselves.

“Pinkie, just how did you do that?” asked a puzzled AppleJack, inquiring the surge of

water.

“Beats me, crazy stuff just sometimes happens to me!” Pinkie explained, suddenly an

upward force of water forcing her into the air and dropping her “See?” She chuckled

“M’ah gut feeling tells me Twilight would be more than interested in how yer doin that.”

AppleJack noted, then added “Say, where is our favorite sugarcube anyway?”

“She’s over on the beach.” answered Fluttershy “Reading.”

Twilight laid upon the beach, in one of Rarity’s special bathing suits no less, with her bag

of books, reading amongst the lazy foreign tourist. Her friends closed in on her position.

“Twilight, hun’, what are you doing?” Asked Applejack.

Twilight smirked, “Vacation or not, some ponies still have work to do A.J.”

“Oh for God sakes egghead, don’t you think you can take five minutes away from those

books and enjoy life?” Ask Dash

“Please, Twilight, my design is simply wasted on you if all you choose to do is sunbathe

the entire day.” heeded Rarity “You need to be in the water so the fabric can sparkle in

the sun! Don’t you want to meet some dashing colt life guard?”

“Guys!” Twilight laughed “Sometimes all you need to relax is just a good book on a nice

beach.”

“Book schmook, get in the water egghead!” Demanded Dash, grabbing the pony from her

book and tossing her into the gigantic wave pool next to Fluttershy. Pinkie Pie appearing

with a gigantic super soaker and shooting both of them with incredible force.

“Yeah! C’mon! What’s the point of being at a resort if you don’t enjoy the water?!”

Pinkie laughed, tossing the soaker into back into the non-existent dimensional plane

where it was originally plucked from. “Lets all play Marco polo! Fluttershy, you’re it!”

“Actually... I wanted to go take a nap on the Lazy River...” Fluttershy tried to express,

then Pinkie pounded her on the head forcing her eyes shut. she reluctantly counted to ten.

After minutes of starting, Fluttershy came within a hairs reach of tagging either Rarity or

Rainbow Dash using her as a Pony shield “Oh noo!!!!” Rarity squeaked playfully.

Forcibly, Spike interjected himself between the two, kicking Rarity off the side and

pushing Dash into harms way.

“Hey, you can’t do that! That’s cheating!” Dash whined, in the background Rarity rubbed

her hip from being kicked out of the way of certain tag.

“Bullshit! you were just about to do the same to Rarity.” Spike argued back.

“Really, I don’t mind going again...” Fluttershy made a half-hearted attempt to make

peace “Not that anyone pays mind to what I say.”

“Spike! Dash! Both of you calm down!” Twilight ordered with the same authority a

mother would over two small children. “I’ll decide who’s it.”

“No, I’ll be it.” Rarity declared “After all I don’t want to come between Dash and my

little Spikey-wikey, right?” Rarity faux-smiled, and despite Twilight’s assurance that she

didn’t have to, shut her eyes and played the role of Marco polo.

“Marco!” Rarity called out into the abyss.

“Polo!” Responded Dash in her best Spike impersonation, grabbing the bay dragon by the

collar and shoving him face first into Rarity’s crotch. Rarity, obviously surprised, and

struck Spike back in the face.

“Oh, of all the nerve! How dare you Spike!” Rarity cried, flustered. “I expect this sort of

behavior from most dragons, but you?”

“What?! But it wasn’t me, it was Dash!” Spike wailed. Rarity looked over to Twilight

and Fluttershy for an objective opinion.

“I was underwater at the time.” Twilight shrugged.

“Spike is telling the truth...” Fluttershy tried to explain, her voice not powerful enough to

make a bit of difference. The sentence merely came out as a squeak.

“Ugh! I am done playing games. I am lounging in the Lazy River for the rest of the day...”

She said, whimsically throwing her right front hoof over her forehead. “But what Pony is

accompanying me?” she asked, before adding angrily “Who’s name isn’t Spike or

Rainbow Dash.”

“I-I would like to go to the Lazy River....” Fluttershy tried to volunteer.

“Perfect!” Smiled Rarity. “Me and Fluttershy can engage in a little girl talk, while you

sexual deviants can do whatever.”

Fluttershy smiled, somewhat happy somepony had decided to listen to her for a change.

“Yay!”

“Well why don’t we all meet back at the club in the hotel lobby tonight, then we can and

have a few drinks?” Suggested Twilight.

They agreed.