Author's Notes:

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Older readers will probably remember this; originally my intent was to write these silly little excerpts from Cinnamon Swift's novel, the one that's giving her so much trouble in the story. Mostly for the hell of it. However, after I published the original, I had the impression that many readers were confused by the whole thing, so when I went to publish the second and third chapters, I decided against writing extra excerpts and withdrew this one from publication.

However, after I did so, several people bemoaned the fact that I had done so, and after some convincing from archonix and Alamais, and my other friends on IRC, I decided to give it another go.

I'll be publishing the other excerpts over the next few hours, along with the next chapter of the story.

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Every second chapter is probably going to be set up like this: excerpts from Cinnamon Swift's fictional Fanfic about the Mane 6! Where Rainbow Dash and Applejack are stallions! Because why not!

Elements of Love By Cinnamon Swift

blinked as the prismatic stallion hovered at just the right level and swished his tail, showing off muscular flanks and ... oh, so much more... Her whole field of vision was filled with his firm, well-toned buttocks—and more importantly, what the pegasus kept between his legs.

Rainbow Dash’s testicles were large, and even at this angle Twilight could tell they were attached to an equally large member. Naturally, she did what any mare in her position would do; she licked them.

“Oh… oh yeah…” Twilight could imagine her friend’s eyes rolling in pleasure, which made her grin like a filly with a new toy. Well, she thought to herself, that’s not completely inaccurate.

Poor Dashie must have been hard up, though, since it only took her a couple of licks before the stallion’s body started to react. First there was the stiffening of his wings, causing him to drop onto his hooves—she had read about that, of course—followed by another sort—but related—sort of stiffening. As his cock appeared, Twilight ran her hoof down along its length; she could hardly wait to get the meaty appendage in her mouth.

If only I hadn’t promised Applejack I wouldn’t sleep with another stallion! Twilight thought wistfully. She’d just have to make do—maybe she could bring the two of them into the same herd? She knew they were sweet on her, after all.

“Urgh,” Dashie moaned, “yeah, just like that! I didn’t realize unicorns could be so skilled with their hooves!”

“Oh? And why’s that?” Twilight asked with a smirk, punctuating each word with a lick to the pegasus’ balls.

“W—well you know,” Rainbow Dash’s tail flicked against her mane, “magic.”

“You mean magic like this?” Twilight summoned her aura, and reached out with it to the underside of her stallion’s wings, and gently tugged on the feathers there.

Dash’s whole body shook like a leaf in the wind; but thankfully he managed to hold back for her. Which was good, because Twilight wasn’t done with him yet.

She gave his balls one more fond lick, rolling them with her tongue, before she stepped back and away from him. The pitiful look on the blue pony’s face made her grin. Oh, he wanted her bad, but he was going to have to work for it first. Twilight spun around and flicked her tail to the side.

“I’ve been meaning to see a weatherpony about a certain wetness I’ve been having every time I see Rainbows,” Twilight said, smooth as silk. “Would you be so kind as to…?”

“Uh, of course, Miss. Sparkle.” Rainbow Dash flicked his head as if he was trying focus on what was important; good boy.

If he was confused, it didn’t last; as Twilight watched, he leaned forward until his muzzle was completely buried between her cheeks—she could feel his hot breath against her flesh and his nose rubbed against her flower like