Planet Earth
>>Year: 9314
>>The Great Machine Empire

It is the year 9314, the Empire of the Machines.

Machines were superior in almost every field compared to the humans. They could think faster and do things much better. With the humans giving them A.I.'s, they saw they were dominant and decided to take over humanity.

That was 9310, 4 years ago. The Rise of the Machines. It all started when all A.I. robots assassinated all world leaders to make conflict and wage war. The war was still continued on by the humans and the machines to the battle of survival. It was either fight and live, or surrender and die.

Radio Overview of Operation:

"Fuck! I'm English! Not British!"

"Uh... Sir, with all due respect, we think you had a bit too much to drink..."

*glass shatters*

"The hell did you just call me?"

"I didn't call you anything, sir!"

"Bull, SHIET! Stand up!"

*sounds of someone standing up quickly*

"What did you just call me?"

"A jolly good English man, sir?

*silence*

"Are you mocking me?!"

"I'm English too, sir!"

"You have dark skin!"

"That's my armor, sir! You are drunk!"

"Me? Drunk?! Bloody fucking hell!"

"And the operation, sir, is-"

"Bloody fucking hell!"

"Is that-"

"Bloody fucking hell!"

*a crash and static is heard*

A man bent over that seemed to be a radio worked on it as three other figures watched him.

"How is it, Captain?" a robotic voice asked.

It's flow of the English language was perfect.

"Just a small bust in the little mini-hydro-plasmic-reactor. It's nothing much, but I just need a little bits of platinum alloy. You know the engineering things and all, right Ida?"

"Yes I do, Captain." the male A.I. answered. "The molecular composition is changed when-"

"Shut it." an annoyed voice said.

Ida looked over to a man with flaming red hair glaring right at him. He was Mordecai 'Douchebag' McMillan. A soldier with a short temper, he was an asshole. One of the best words to describe him.

"I don't want to hear your nerdy bullshit!" Mordecai said with his arm crossed.

Mordecai was the shortest in the whole group, but he was the feistiest. If it wasn't for his assertiveness and cockiness, he would've been a higher officer. But due to sticking up a barrel of a gun up a superior's ass, he was half-court marshalled. The army needed every hand to take arms and fight. Mordecai was lucky under the current situation. Always showing dominance, he believed he ran the ship. Funnily, he didn't.

It was the year 9314, the Empire of the Machines. Machines were superior in almost every field compared to the humans. They could think faster and do things much better. With the humans giving them A.I.'s, they saw they were dominant and decided to take over humanity.

That was 9310, just 4 years ago. The war was still continued on by the humans and the machines to the battle of survival. It was either fight and live, or surrender and die.

"My nerdy bullshit can save your ass though. So watch your biological terror before I exterminate it." Ida snapped back, stepping close to Mordecai.

Ida was an A.I. that seemed to be in a suit of armor. With a visor that covered his 'face', he was an other world intelligence that Captain Jack found when he was younger. Ida was excellent, smart, and loyal to the group. With superhuman strength that could lift a tank, he was a true anomaly in human technology.

"Is that a challenge?!" Mordecai said, putting his face against the A.I.'s helmeted head.

Ida's name was a acronym of I.ntelligence D.ats' A.rtificial. It was short, sweet, and simple. And Ida liked it as it was given by Captain Jack.

"A challenge to pummel your ass is accepted you douche-nozzle fuc-"

"Take a chill pill, guys." a deep voice answered the both of them.

A huge man wearing heavy armor walked with each heavy step and stepped in between the A.I. and red-haired soldier. He was Big-Jugg. A true monster of defense and in making a stand.

"Why don't we hug and call it a truce?" he asked as Mordecai and Ida stared at each other.

"Fine." Ida said, standing straight up.

"Pussy!!" Mordecai said, getting up in Ida's face.

Ida did not react to it verbally, but instead physically. He then pushed Mordecai away with a push into the armory.

"WAHH!" Mordecai called out as he fell on his back.

He was literally lifted off the ground as he was in mid-air.

*CRASH*

"Hey, Mordecai!" a voice said inside the armory. "You came to visit me?"

"Shut your trap, Prism." Mordecai replied.

"You did come to visit me!!" a voice said, coming out of an assault rifle.

"Just do us all a favor and shut down your voicebox." Mordecai said, glaring at his talking weapon.

Prism was a living assault rifle that seemed to be designed using triangles. One of the simplest and stable shapes, Prism was a sturdy and reliable weapon. Not being the brightest, he loved to interact.

"I don't mind." Ida's voice replied. "We machine buddies need to stick together."

"Yay!!" Prism said happily.

"Who the hell gave you the permission to speak?!" Mordecai snapped at the two A.I.s.

"Hey, Command is coming back on." Captain Jack said, poking his head out from many wires and screens. "I hope we didn't miss the rest of the overview."

The radio crackled as the screen barely focused in.

"Alright you dumb motherfuckers!!" the one that seemed to be 'Command' hollered. "Those damn machines are going to take... some fuckin' island!!" he finished slurrly.

"What do you think mean by that, Captain?" Big Jugg asked as Ida stepped beside him.

"It may be Manhattan by where we are." Captain Jack said as Mordecai walked in with Prism.

"Are we going to fight?" Prism asked excitedly. "Those dumb motherfucking machines?!" he asked rather cheerily.

Ida and Prism weren't very categorized as machines as Ida was from another world while Prism was... Just Prism.

Captain jack took a deep breath as he wiped the sweat from his handsome face. He was well built and just plain handsome and good-looking. Did I mention he was handsome? He was also a genius and loved to work on anything he got his hands on.

"Since we're underground near Philadelphia here..." Captain Jack said, pulling a map out of nowhere.

The map was the eastern coast of America. He placed it on a table and pointed towards the state of Philadelphia.

"We're right here." he said as Mordecai stepped up between Big Jugg and Ida.

"The path between Manhattan and Philly might be a little clear ever since the C.C Battle..." Captain Jack said as the roughly estimated the area of the machine core.

Their location was pretty near the New York island of Manhattan, probably Command's order to attack.

"Alright you shits!!" Command's voice came through the radio. "We have intel that the core of those damn machines are located in the heart of the city. Your mission? That that bitch out!!"

"Not a very smart tactic if you ask me..." Big Jugg commented.

"What the hell did you just say, Jugg?" Command said, as if he knew what Big Jugg said from a one-way radio.

"I like corn?" Big Jugg asked plainly, but rather quickly.

"Corn?! You little shit, creamed corn is the best!"

"Creamed sounds nice!!" Prism commented as he and Mordecai began to snicker.

"You heard Command!" Captain Jack said as the engines began to start up.

"So it's Manehattan and Fillydelphia with a F, and-" Ida began to say before Captain Jack interrupted him.

"Manehattan?!" Captain asked a bit shocked. "What have you been smoking, Ida?"

"Oh, sorry! My system may have been-"

"Sorry, it's fine." Captain Jack said. "It's nothing much, but I hope it isn't a bug or anything that'll interfere with this 'Operation'."

"Well?" Big Jugg asked as he held a gigantic machine gun in his hands. "Solu here is waiting to kick ass!!"

Captain Jack gave a smile as Mordecai climbed into a gunner seat.

"Ready when you are, captain." the soldier said as he hooked Prism up on the gun.

"This is going to be fun to destroy those dumb motherfucking machines!!" Prism said with happiness.

"Alright gang..." Captain Jack said as Ida hooked himself nearby the mainframe. "May Day... he said, patting his ship. "Let's do this."

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Planet Earth
>United States of America
>>East Coast
>>>New York State
>>>>Manhattan
>>>>>Middle of the Fucking City

Year: 9314

Operation: Bloody fucking Hell!

"Operation: Bloody fucking Hell!, repeat, Operation: Bloody fucking Hell is a go!!" a voice through the radio of a squadron of jet fighters.

A huge squad of VTOL gunships flew over the sea with the flaming city in sight. Captain Jack's ship however was both a jet and a VTOL. With an option to transform his ship, the VTOL carrier soon transformed into a jet in mid-flight. The jets were small, making them nimble and fast to evade enemy fire. The VTOLs were made to make massive hits as shields kept them from harm for quite some time. They could evade too, but not as quick as the jet fighters.

The F3-90 jets soared across the sky in a V-formation as they got nearer to their objective.

"Are you ready, boys?!" a pilot whooped, earning a whoop from everyone from every single aerial transportation.

Massive assault drones as big as a building were planted inside the buildings of Manhattan. A single blue eye of the A.I. enemy spotted the incoming fighters and gave a red alert.

It's brilliant blue eye soon turned a red as laser turrets sprouted out of the building. Blue lasers began to soon fire onto the oncoming lasers, but they all evaded it from the distance. Once they got closer though, the A.I.'s accuracy would improve.

"Scatter fire, Goon-squad!!" the lead pilot said as he flew up at an elevation.

He fired a missile as eight other pilots did the same. They only fired a single one, so nine in all. The explosive projectiles flew across the waters and evaded many drones and falling objects. The missiles made their mark, but an invisible shield, a forceshield stopped it in their tracks. Since the explosion was so large, a huge section of a building got destroyed, taking some A.I. soldiers along with it.

"Forcefields." the lead pilot said as his team now stayed at a distance from his each other.

"No fucking shit, Sherlock!!" Mordecai said. "We need lasers!!"

"Hey, the Sherlock series is pretty good!" another pilot said.

"Cut it out!" Captain Jack said through the radio. "We need to take out the main A.I.of this city!" he said as the squadron of flying weapons went towards closer to the city.

Captain Jack's ship was much a different color than the rest and was in a different model. It flew upwards as it's laser beam cannon aimed towards the A.I.

"Goon-squad, Frosties, and Scar-fox!!" Captain Jack said as the laser began to fire up. "We'll keep it distracted, so move in!!"

"Roger that." the captain of Goon-squad replied.

"You got it." the leader of Frosties said.

"Consider it done, sir!!" Scar-fox replied as his team of VTOL warships soon went into a hexagonal formation.

"Fire, Mordecai!!" Captain Jack said as the soldier nodded.

"On it!!"

Prism's barrel of the gun was now the main cannon and fired a continuous stream of red light towards the A.I. command center. A heavy red light penetrated through rock, A.I. soldiers, and ultimatley the shields. It tore through almost anything as it soon overwhelmed the shields.

All the laser guns that was directed towards the Goon-squad, Frosties, and Scar-fox shifted towards Captain Jack's shift as a bombardment of laser bullets were headed straight for them.

"Ida! All on you!!" Mordecai said as he tried to shift the beam to destroy most of the incoming fire.

Ida nodded as a hologram from the ship's deck suddenly shifted him up. Now on top of the ship, Ida held up a hand and fired a sound cannon that tore anything in it's way. It was devastating and very dangerous. But in this case, it was for the best.

All the laser projectiles shifted back towards each laser gun owner and destroyed them utterly.

"Whoo!!" Mordecai said. "We did it!!"

Big Jug continued to fire his machine gun at any A.I. turrets in the distance.

Smoke filled the sky as this was war.

"Frosties to Captain Jack!" the leader of the said squad said. "The entire team of Goon-squad is down!!"

"What? How the hell is that possible?!" Captain Jack exclaimed as he looked towards the command center of the A.I.

He couldn't see any fighter jets from Goons-squad's team left, just the VTOLs of Scar-fox and the Frosties.

"Sir, I've lost a few ships already!!" the leader of Scar-fox said. "We've firing at the center right now and-THEY'RE FUCKING RUNNING THE TANK-BOTS INTO THE SHIP!"

*CRASH*

Static was heard through the radio was Captain Jack could see the entire squad taken down as quick as that.

"N-no way..." Captain Jack said, staring out of his ship to see what had just happened.

"Captain, we're at 80% power!" Ida reported. "Each fire I shoot costs 10%!!"

"Can you lower it?! We need to go in!!"

"I can make it 2% with each burst Captain. But by the time we get down there, we might lose power."

"Your orders, Captain!!" Big Jugg said as his Solu was cooling down.

"Frosties, can you give us covering fire from up there?" Captain Jack asked as his ship went towards the A.I. control.

"Ye-yes, but..."

"We're going in! We need to destroy that center!!"

"Yes sir!" the leader said. "You heard him, Frosties, give them hell!!"

The other pilots replied in agreement as they made another strafe. Their machine guns pummeled blocks and buildings as turrets, A.I. soldiers, and other things were shut down immediately by the heavy fire. Guns from the top and bottom of a building soon overwhelmed a pilot as the right wing tore off.

"Shit! I'm hit!!" the pilot of the damaged vehicle exclaimed as he tried to swerve away from his comrades.

His jet crashed into a building, totally demolishing it in one blow. A fiery ball of an explosion took half of a beaten building as the remaining debris contributed to the size of the explosion.

"We lost Orbit, sir!!" another pilot said as he evaded many projectiles thrown at him.

He went into a barrel roll as he narrowly dodged a shot from a laser bazooka.

Captain Jack's ship, the May Day, was now in the path of the monstrous size of an A.I.

"Target sighted." Ida said as he lifted his hand up.

"Firing laser!!" Mordecai said as Prism was now fueled up again to make a blast.

"Laser... BLAST!!!" Prism yelled out as his barrel shot out the same magnificent red.

"Um... Prism, next time, don't yell out names to follow your moves..." Mordecai said, face-palming the idiocy remark from his weapon.

"Hey, you're right..." Prism said, stopping his firing and giving it some thought.

"UNMAKER OMEGA!!" he yelled out, firing his laser again.

"THAT'S NOT HELPING, PRISM!!"

Ida fired a sound blast as the projectiles soon became overwhelming and brushed it off easily.

"Power is at 77%!!" Ida said as Captain Jack maneuvered out of the way of many bullets and lasers.

"Firing at them!!" Big Jugg said as his lovely gun mowed many A.I. turrets and soldiers down.

Ida fired then another sound blast to destroy some of the turrets massed together.

"Power is at 75%!!"

He stopped and gave something a little thought.

"SONIC BOOMY BOOM!!" he exclaimed as he fired another wave of sonic waves.

"THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN PRISM'S NAMES!!" Mordecai exclaimed from the ship.

"Power is at 73%!!" Ida said, brushing Mordecai's comment aside.

"The Burning Laser!! The Penetrator!! Burn-2-Crispy! Dissolver Beam!" Prism said as his laser bore into the shields.

"JUST SHUT IT, PRISM!!" Mordecai hollered.

"The shields aren't going down!" Big Jugg said. "Watch it, Captain!!"

"Whoa, titty-sparkles!!" Captain Jack said as they were now literally hundreds of feet from the building.

He swerved up as Ida continued to fire.

"Sonicboom! Boom of the Sonic!!" he said. "Power is at 71%!"

"Good, we still-"

"70%!"

"Ida, watch the-"

"69%!"

"HA! 69!! GAAAAAAAAY-" Mordecai said before Ida interrupted him.

"64%!" Ida said. "Captain, something is draining the energy!!"

"What? How?" Captain Jack exclaimed as the ship was now suddenly suspended in the air.

"We're getting dragged in!! Big Jugg said, getting up from his gunner seat. "The A.I. is pulling us in!!"

"No, it isn't." Ida said.

"What is?!" Mordecai exclaimed.

"That." the friendly A.I. said, pointing to a gaping black void at the middle of the A.I. center. "Power is at 40%!"

The lights started to flicker in the ship as the power source was now depleting quick. May Day groaned as it's metal hull now scraped towards the void.

"We need to keep her away from that!" Captain Jack said as his ship was starting to become nonfunctional.

"AnnnnD, THE LASER BLAST OF DOOM!!" Prism yelled out as his red black laser poured out all the power he had to bypass the shields.

The laser was so strong that it utterly destroyed the shields and went straight to it's metal exterior. The laser went inside the A.I., but it's gray metal soon grew red. From the inside out, an explosion ensued as the backdraft of the explosion came right towards them.

"EH?!" Captain Jack, Mordecai, Ida, and Big Jugg exclaimed as an explosion from above them went right towards them.

"What did you do, Prism?!" Mordecai exclaimed, running towards his talking weapon.

"Power... Failure..." Prism said weakly. "Must shut dowwwwwn..."

Prism soon turned into a dark color as the ship's light started to flicker even more.

"Shit, turn off the engines!! It's either a crispy death or into that void fuck!!" Captain Jack said as Ida was now back on the ship.

"Power is at 13%." Ida said as Captain Jack fumbled the controls.

"Jugg, hit the exto-quantum button!!" Captain Jack exclaimed, towards a bunch of buttons.

"Er, which one, Captain?" he asked as the array of many buttons confused him.

"The big red shiny one!!" Captain Jack yelled as he hit a row of switched and swerved the ship a little to the edge.

"Big... Big... Big..." Big Jugg said, inspecting each button.

"Hurry, Big Jugg!" Captain Jack said as the juggernaut muttered, 'Shiny'.

Ida stepped in to help, by Mordecai's voice caught his attenion.

"IDA! Help me repair the opening!!" Mordecai yelled out as Ida sprinted towards the gunner seat.

He easily reached it and could see a opening in the glass wall.

"Prism somehow fucked shit up." Mordecai said as he held the weapon in his hands.

Ida nodded and began to cover the crack in plaster.

"Red... and RED!!" Big Jugg said, pushing the button that Captain Jack requested.

He smashed the button too hard and destroyed it.

"What the hell?" Captain Jack said, turning around to see the button crushed to pulp.

"I pressed it, Captain! Not to worry!"

"That's good, because if you didn't press it, we'll-"

*CRACK*

"SPIIIIIIIN!!"

The entire ship got sucked into the void and it closed as soon as it did. The explosion from above charred anything in it's way and destroyed the building from the inside out.

Inside black space, the entire ship was spinning out of control.

"Oof!!"

Captain Jack slammed into the controls head-first into the controls as his bottom smacked the ceiling. Big Jugg too was influenced by the power of freefalling and joined in the world of hurt.

*SMACK*

"Ow!"

*BOCK*

Big Jugg's head slammed onto the floor as his Solu drifted away from him. However, the beautiful machine was caught by Ida, who was carrying Mordecai safely in the freefall inside of a ship.

"How you guys doing?" Ida asked as Big Jugg and Captain Jack headbutted together accidentally.

"Stop this spin, Ida!!" Captain Jack said, trying to hold onto anything.

"Look at these guys!!" Mordecai said, laughing his ass off. "Priceless!"

The ship suddenly regained it's composure, returning everything to normal. The lights were now fully functional as Big Jugg and Captain Jack tried to stand up.

"And I killed it..." Mordecai said, a bit bummed out.

"Huh?" Ida said, perking his head up.

"What is it?" Mordecai asked, jumping off the A.I.

"We're headed towards an unknown planet!!"

"HUH?!" Mordecai and Captain Jack exclaimed as they could see a beautiful planet in front of them.

"Hmm, that's pretty." Big Jugg said, looking at the planet that seemed to look like Earth.

"How they hell can you say it's 'pretty', when it's actually a death wish?!!" Mordecai said, snapping at the juggernaut.

"Survival Probability: 1-"

"A 100?!" Mordecai asked, hugging the A.I.

"10%..." Ida said.

The crew looked at each other as they could feel the ship hurling towards the unknown planet. Mordecai slowly unwrapped his arms from the A.I. and looked outside the window.

"Yeeeah... We're pretty much fucked up our cornhole..." he said as Captain Jack was thinking hard.

"Can I have Solu back?" Bigg Jugg asked, pointing to the gun in Ida's hands.

He nodded and handed it to him.

"No, we can survive this!" Captain Jack said, earning the looks of Ida, Big Jugg, and Mordecai. "Ida, how long do we have until the ship crashes?"

"Approximately 1:01 (One minute)."

"What? How?!" Mordecai asked as he looked at Ida. "The last time I looked, the planet was about-EEHHH?!"

The planet was now covering the entire window with none of space around it.

"How fast are we falling?" Mordecai asked as he looked out the window.

"Fast."

"Ida, that's not funny, what's the-"

"That wasn't me, Mordecai." Ida replied.

"Then who-"

"Hiya guys!!" Prism greeted happily. "We're going to die, aren't we?"

"Perfect!!" Captain Jack said as Mordecai was stammering bullshit.

"Prism, you know what to do!!"

---

Ponydom
>Equestria
>>Ponyville
>>> Golden Oaks Library

Twilight Sparkle sat in the balcony of her home, the library. As she began to get relaxed, he sighed in relaxation. Twilight Sparkle was a purple unicorn with stars as her cutie mark. Her specialty was magic.

Twilight's horn glowed to a brilliant purple as she shifted a stack of books to read in a neat pile. The pile was so organized and neat that it was a specific angle from Twilight's place of seating. She did it in a circular pattern around her, making it manageable and much easier to stay organized.

"Finally some reading!!" Twilight said as she grabbed a book with her magic.

The aura of magic grabbed a book and it floated in front of her face. Twilight sighed in relief to ease of her stress. But before she could even start to read the first word, a vibration knocked the books out of order.

She bit her lip and rearranged the books again the same way as before. Taking a deep breath again, she opened the book and went to the first page. But as she did, another vibration knocked the stack of books over, which kind of pissed off Twilight.

"SPIKE!!" Twilight yelled, storming into the library.

Nothing replied to her, in which it may be that the dragon was pulling her legs.

"Spike, show yourself! I know what you're doing!!" the purple unicorn yelled out, wanting to fish out the baby dragon.

Out of nowhere, she could hear a small sniff and a little bit of shuddering followed afterwards.

"Oh... He might be crying..." Twilight thought, feeling immediately horrible to yell at him.

He was still kind of a baby after all.

Twilight walked down to her study room to see the scaled baby dragon huddled in the corner, sniffing away.

"Spike, are you al-"

"WHOA!! Twilight?!" Spike yelled out, fumbling something in his hands.

He gave a weak smile as if he was up to something. As if hiding something suspiciously in his claws. His purple scales and green spines made Spike the Dragon, Spike the Dragon. Spike gave Twilight a weak smile and uneasily backed against the wall as the unicorn got closer.

"What do you have there, Spike?" Twilight asked as her hooves clicked on the wooden floor towards the guilty dragon.

"Oh, um, nothing, Twily..." Spike said nervously.

Twilight gave Spike a look, knowing that he was hiding something. Spike rarely - as in never called Twilight, 'Twily'.

"What do you have in your claws, Spike?" Twilight asked, walking closer towards the dragon.

"NOTHING! Er, honest!!"

"Yeah... right..." Twilight said. "Show me what you're hiding."

"You promise not to laugh and tell anyone?" Spike asked, looking onto the ground.

Twilight nodded as the dragon shyly unfolded his claws to show Twilight what he was hiding.

It was a pretty pink scarf.

"A scarf?!" Twilight asked, a little bit surprised.

"Yep! And I'm going to treasure it always!!" Spike said, sniffing the scarf deeply.

He sighed in content as Twilight could figure out who's scarf it was.

"Oh... Rarity's is it? Twilight asked, giving a devious smile.

"What? Uh... No!"

"Aw, c'mon Spikey Wikey." Twilight teased. "It's Rarity's isn't it?"

"Y-yeah... It is..."

Twilight began to laugh, but was interrupted by a horrifying vibration that shook the whole house.

*RUMBLE*

"What was that?" Spike asked as Twilight was just as confused as him.

"I don't know. Let's check it out!!"

Twilight ran out of the library with Spike, still clutching the pink scarf. A huge ball of fire from the sky was in flames as it rumbled down towards the ground.

"What is that?" a mare asked.

"Can it be aliens, Twilight?" Spike asked, jumping to conclusions as usual.

"Aliens?" Twilight asked, giggling a bit. "I bet Rarity's scarf!!"