"Motherfucking...fuck." Spark said as he looked over the colossal mess that sat before him. There were random streamers, drink cups, plates of food, bits of leftover cake, paper towels, broken bottles, candy wrappers, some kind of fur, horseshoes, mangled furniture, and even a heap of old skin shed from some kind of reptile...thing.

"How the fuck does that even happen?" Spark asked himself, pointing to the skin. He shook his head in anger and got started gathering the random trash strewn about the room into a maintainable pile.

"Fucking party cleanup. Fucking people not fucking cleaning up after their damn selves. I should be fucking relaxing right now, not clEANING UP THEIR FUCKING MESS GODDAMMIT FUCK!!!" Spark's rant of anger slowly grew into a furious shout of rage.

"Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to sleep over here." Spike groaned, resting somewhere in the huge mess that was Spark's house.

"Sorry, Spike, I'm just fucking pissed the fuck off!" Spark stomped in anger. "Where the fuck is Blaze to help me with this shit? What the fuck could he possibly be doing?" After waiting a few moments for a response from Spike, Spark reluctantly started to get back to work.

BOOM BOOM BOOM. Suddenly, there came a series of deafening thunder that shook the entire house.

"What the fuck was that?" Spark said, stopping his work to look around the house.

"Hey, I said quiet down over there!" Spike groaned again.

"That wasn't me this time, asshole." Spark said, making his way to the window. "It came from outside."

Spike stuck his head out from the pile of blankets he had himself wrapped in. "Outside? What could it be?"

"What the..." Spike looked out the window to see...darkness? It was night. "Hey, Spike, come look at this."

Spike slowly hopped out of the blankets and made his way over to the window. His tired eyes suddenly grew to the size of bowling balls when he saw the time of day.

"Did I sleep for that long already?"

Spark sighed. "No, idiot. It's still daytime, but it's night outside."

"Was that sarcastic, or..?" Spike asked, confused.

"Just come on and let's see what's going on." Spark said, dragging Spike outside.

Pinkie Pie happily bounced around Sugarcube Corner, making sure everything was in order for the birthday party planned for this afternoon.

Streamers: Check.

Balloons: Check.

Cake: Check.

Punch: Check.

Party favors: Check.

Pin the tail on the pony: Check.

It seemed she had gotten all she needed, and the pastry shop was ready for all the colts and fillies invited to party!

Pinkie suddenly stopped bouncing in midair and gasped from pure horror and disgust. She had forgotten the chairs for musical chairs! How could she possibly forget that? The name of the game is musical chairs!

Oh well, no worries. She'll just go get some from the-

WAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!

Pinkie suddenly stopped in her tracks. Her Pinkie sense was tingling! But...this was a new one. Pinkie's fur started standing up on her legs, and she could feel her mane get frizzy. What does this mean?

BOOM BOOM BOOM

Whoa! It means thunder! Cool! New Pinkie Sense! Now to get those chairs.

Pinkie happily bounced outside, only to be greeted with screaming ponies and dark skies. She suddenly stopped and looked up, her ears flat against her head.

"I guess it also means night time?" She was officially confused. This had never happened before. "Hmm. I wonder if Twilight...might have some chairs! I'll go check!" And with that, Pinkie started leisurely bouncing toward Twilight's library.

Applejack wiped the sweat from her brow as she sat back, admiring her work. Nearly half of the trees in the orchard had been bucked, and two weeks ahead of schedule, too! She was ready for a much needed break, possibly involving some ice cold lemonade and a few hours of sleep. Applejack loved being a farm pony and all, but sometimes the work got to her, and she was exhausted.

She grinned to herself. "I bet Big Macintosh'd downright jealous if I told him I did this all by myself." She chuckled. "Ah, well. He needs the rest. Besides, I don't mind doin' all this apple buckin'. Just gets me more experience I can use later in life. In fact-"

Applejack suddenly stopped in her tracks when a shroud of darkness cascaded over the entire orchard, sending confusion through her body. "What the?" She looked to the sky. It was...night?

BOOM BOOM BOOM

Applejack suddenly jumped back in surprise. "What the hay was that?" She looked around. It sounded like thunder, but there was no storm. Just a cloudy night sky, which was odd on its own. What is this?

More thunder pounded through the sky, and Applejack started galloping toward the farm. "I'll bet anything this is Twilight's doin', what with how she scurried outta that party so fast last night. I better make sure everypony's alright, then off to Twilight's. She's gotta know what's going on."

Weave, stitch, repeat. Weave, stitch, repeat. Weave, stitch, repeat. Rarity thought as she was finishing up her latest ensemble of dresses. Yes, these would do perfectly for her special customer. Just a few finishing touches and they'll be ready for her.

She walked over to her chest of sequins to see what she could do to make them the best they could be. Hmm, maybe some flash sequins would do the trick. Flash usually works. Especially the white ones. They usually...

Rarity suddenly stopped and fell back onto her haunches with tears threatening to moisten her eyes. Oh, who was she kidding? She looked around at her entire ensemble. All the headdresses were decorated with the same beautiful crimson and black mohawk she had fallen in love with. The entirety of the dresses were white with small, red designs twisting through them. Even the crest on the chest was of that dashing cutie mark. She hadn't said anything about it when they last met, but his new cutie mark was simply divine. Everything about him was.

Rarity pounded her hooves on the ground and pouted. Oh, how did Rainbow Dash win him over and she didn't? She was certain she was much more charming than Rainbow Dash. Not to mention more attractive, if she did say so herself. Maybe it was the athleticism? Or maybe he only likes other pegasi, and she's just a...unicorn. Rarity's ears dropped to the sides of her head.

"I wish so badly to be in Rainbow Dash's position right now. I wonder how great it must be." She sighed and stood up, slowly walking back over to the dresses. "I suppose it's just not meant to be..."

BOOM BOOM BOOM

A sudden crash of thunder caught her off guard, bringing her out of her state of gloominess. "That's strange." She said, making her way over to the window. "How could it be raining? It's not possible for the weather ponies to change the weather from clear to stormy that quickly." She pushed the curtains aside and looked out at the sky, her jaw dropping at the site of a dark night sky slowly being shrouded by pitch-black clouds. "Oh, my. That is not good at all." Rarity quickly burst through the door and out into the town, only to be surrounded by screaming ponies. She observed the dark sky once more, the thunder still roaring through the sky.

'If anypony knows what's happening around her, it has to be Twilight." She said to herself. She started galloping toward the library.

Hmm, maybe the outcome of all this will involve me somehow switching with Rainbow Dash. Rarity joked to herself with a smile. Oh, Rarity, don't be ridiculous. Those kinds of things only happen in works of fiction. It couldn't actually happen. Could it?

"Thank you so much for helping me, Blaze." Fluttershy smiled brightly at Blaze, who was finishing up putting the last bit of animal food out for the squirrels to graze on.

"No problem, Fluttershy." Blaze smiled back at her as he put the bag on the ground. "Anytime you need anything, just go ahead and ask. I'd love to help you."

Fluttershy walked over to Blaze and gave him a small peck on the cheek, causing them both to blush madly. "You're so sweet."

"Uh, Th-thanks." Blaze stuttered. He still hadn't gotten used to those angelic lips that paralyzed him every time.

Fluttershy giggled. "Are you okay? Do you want me to kiss it better?" She teased. She had figured out last night after they had come back from the party to her cottage that her soft kisses were like Blaze's kryptonite, and she loved to use them as weapons to her advantage. She was glad she had gotten brave enough to kiss him first last night. Who knew she had that kind of effect on him?

"Uh, well, I wouldn't mind it." Blaze said, still with a bright blush and an awkward smile. They both leaned in for another kiss. Their lips were inches from each other when-

BOOM BOOM BOOM

"Yeep!" Fluttershy squeaked as she jumped back into Blaze's arms, who was equally as frightened of the sudden booms. "Wh-what was that?" She asked shakily.

"I-I don't know." Blaze said, looking around in fear. Fluttershy nestled herself further into his arms, which calmed him down some. It was like holding a stuffed animal during a thunderstorm. Blaze suddenly shook his head.

No, I need to be brave. I'm the stallion here, I shouldn't be scared. He thought to himself. But whatever all that thunder is, is really scary... He shook his head once more. No, I can do this.

He cleared his throat. "I'll go outside and see what it is."

What did I just say?

He let Fluttershy go gently back to the ground. "Oh, be careful, there's no telling what could be out there. That's not normal thunder."

Blaze gulped. "Don't worry about it. I'm sure it's nothing." He said, though he wasn't quite sure of his words. He slowly walked up to the door and opened it. Expecting some kind of mega apocalypse behind the door, he jumped back with his hooves over his eyes.

"Oh my! What is it?" Fluttershy asked worriedly.

He uncovered his eyes and looked back to Fluttershy. "Oh, uh, nothing yet." He laughed nervously, and slowly stepped out the door way and looked to the sky. He was more confused than scared.

"What's out there?" Fluttershy asked from inside the cottage.

"Uh, night." Blaze replied. "And really dark clouds. And thunder. Lots of thunder."

Fluttershy peeked her head out the door and looked up to the sky to see what he was talking about. "Oh, my." She said. "This is odd."

"No kidding." Blaze said over another roar of thunder. "What do you think it could be?"

"I don't know," She said, walking over to Blaze. "But whenever strange things like this happen, Twilight usually knows what's going on. Maybe we should check with her."

"Sounds like a plan." Blaze said. "We better hurry, though. There's no telling what could happen if we don't get there soon."

"You're right!" Fluttershy gasped. "They might need to use the Elements of Harmony, and I have to be there or it won't work!"

"Then we better go." Blaze said, taking her hoof. "We could save the world!"

Fluttershy giggled. "Even in situations like this, you still manage to make me smile, Blaze. Let's go."

"This is insane!" I said as Rainbow Dash and I soared through town, trying to navigate through the relentless wind and constant booming that rang through our ears. The skies had gotten much worse since earlier; the wind had become a force to be reckoned with, the skies were now a constant shade of black, and the continuous roaring of thunder had gotten much louder. Things were starting to become a little frightening.

"Don't worry, we're almost out of it!" Dash shouted. "Look! There it is!" Dash pointed to the library.

"Holy crap." I said to myself. The entire library was emanating a dark purple glow, and the windows were filled with a blinding light.

"That doesn't look too good!" Dash shouted. "Come on, we need to hurry!" She said, diving down toward the library as I followed. We landed in front of the library to see Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Blaze standing outside.

"Rainbow Dash! Flash! Do you guys know what the hay is goin' on here?" Applejack said as we walked over to them.

"I was about to ask you guys the same thing! What's up with all this?" Dash shouted over the thunder.

"I wish we knew!" Applejack said. "But this here purple thing around the library is keepin' us out!"

"I've tried to use my magic to get rid of it." Rarity said, demonstrating by casting a blue beam at the force field. "But nothing seems to work."

"I tried telling her I need chairs for a party!" Pinkie Pie said. "But she won't open the door!"

"And your friend, Blaze over there learned the hard way that you can't just run into the thing." Applejack said, pointing to Blaze, who had a black burn mark on the end of his hoof, with Fluttershy gingerly wrapping it with a bandage.

"Oh, Blaze." I sighed. "Well, how are we supposed to get in? What if Twilight's hurt in there or something?"

"I'm not sure." Applejack said. "The only thing we can do is wait and see."

"That doesn't sound like a good idea." Rainbow Dash said.

"I'll say." Pinkie Pie agreed. "I need these chairs by this afternoon!"

"Well, it's the only one we have, I'm afraid." Rarity said, trying to console Pinkie.

"Where's Spark in all this?" Blaze asked as him and Fluttershy joined us.

"Last time I saw him, he was at the house with Spike." I said.

"Spike! Maybe he knows how to get in!" Rainbow Dash said. "Now all we have to do is find him."

I sighed. "Yeah, and who knows where-"

"HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!"

"Never mind." I said, turning toward the loud voice that just pierced the roars of thunder. Sure enough, there was Spark and Spike making their way towards us.

"Hi, Sparky!" Pinkie Pie waved happily.

Spark responded with a friendly nod as him and Spike joined us. "Now, does anyone have any idea what the fuck is going on here?"

"Now, wait just a minute there, partner. Who the hay are you?" Applejack asked Spark.

Spark turned toward her. "The name's Spark. Learn it. Live it. Love it. Now, will someone please answer my goddamn question?" He looked around at everypony for answers.

"Well, we don't rightly know what's goin' on." Applejack said. "All we know is that Twilight's the one causin' it, and-"

"Then let's get the fuck in there!" Spark yelled, charging the library.

"No, wait! It's-" Everypony yelled, trying to stop him, but it was too late.

Spark stuck his hoof out like a running back about to make a touchdown as he charged the library. The moment his hoof came in contact with the force field, a purple light suddenly sparked brightly, and he was violently thrown to his back. He skidded away a good ten feet before coming to a complete halt.

Everypony was completely silent as they all look back to Spark. He was clutching his hoof as if he'd never let go, and there was one single tear in his eye that expressed his sudden pain. The fact that he wasn't screaming at the top of his lungs amazed me-

"SON OF A FUCKING WHORE MUNCHER BITCH MONKEY ASS WIPE SHIT STAIN FUCKER BITCH SHIT FUCKING GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT CUNT BIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!" His horn glowed a strong, resonant blue as he roared the most vulgar statement I had ever heard at the top of his lungs. The entire ground we stood on started to shake, and a large beam of magic shot out of his horn and into the purple force field. As his ranting went on, the beam of magic completely engulfed the library, overpowering the purple aura and constricting it down, forcing the force field to become smaller and smaller until it was completely controlled by Spark's magic. It was no more than a small remnant of what it used to be. His rage continued to take down the force field until it was wrapped thinly around the library. It looked like it would budge any second!

"FUCK!!!" Spark finished, slamming his hooves on the ground, causing his magic to push one last time, completely destroying the purple shield that shrouded the library. It was finally free!

Everypony looked to the library and back to the writhing Spark in disbelief.

"Spark..." I started. "That was..."

"Totally awesome!!!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. "Did you see the way he went all like, 'AHHHH', and then his horn went all, 'BYOOOSH', and then it covered the purple thing, and now it's gone! You didn't tell me you were a wizard, Sparky!" She smiled brightly as she stood over Spark.

He winced and opened his eyes to see the library back to normal. "What? What the fuck happened?"

Pinkie sighed. "Remember? You went all like, 'AHHHH', and then your horn went all like, 'BYOOOSH', and then-"

"Okay, Pinkie, that's enough." Rainbow Dash said, covering Pinkie's mouth with her hoof. "The real question is, how did you do that?"

Spark looked up at Dash as she let go of Pinkie, over to me, Blaze and Fluttershy, over to Rarity, Applejack, and Spike, then back to Dash.

"I have no fucking idea." He chuckled. "But it was fucking sweet."

Dash rolled her eyes. "Alright, then." She turned back to everypony. "Come on, guys, we need go see what all this is about!" And with that, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and Spike all galloped into the library to go see Twilight.

Meanwhile, Blaze and I walked over to Spark. "You okay, dude?" I asked him.

"Fuck no, that hurt like a bitch." He said, clutching his hoof. "But I should be alright."

"So, what was that about magic is stupid?" Blaze asked.

"Eh." Spark said. "I might just take up those magic lessons after all. If I can do that when I'm pissed, just think of what I can do when-"

CRAAAAACKKK!!!

Suddenly, Spark was cut off by a...rip? No, no it wasn't just Spark--everything was suddenly cut off from existence by some kind of deafening crack that ripped the sound and sight all other sense away from me, sending me into a spiral of blinding light. I had no perception of time as I seemed to just fly around aimlessly in some kind of white room, though I couldn't see it. It was the strangest and most disorienting experience of my entire life. I had absolutely no idea what was happening; it felt like reality had just...washed away from my body.

What ever was happening, I knew the outcome couldn't be good. This entire day had been one big mosh pit of 'not good'. What happened in the library? Where were Blaze and Spark during this?

What did Twilight do?

Author's Notes:

Oh boy! Cliffhanger! I know how everyone loves cliffhangers! What will happen next? Will White Flash ever get back to his friends? Will Rarity win over Flash? Will Spark ever take those magic lessons? WILL PINKIE PIE EVER GET HER CHAIRS???? Find out soon! Or whenever the hell I decide to post a new chapter!