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Once upon a time, in a galaxy called Equestria, three races battled for dominance... with giant spaceships! Pew pew!
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For countless generations, the brave and awesome Dirt Ponies have battled against their Pegasus and Unicorn neighbors for control of their home planet... for very good reasons that nopony can ever seem to remember. They have nearly exhausted the resources of an entire world in their never ending mission to harvest sweet, sweet minerals, build a whole bunch of dudes, and blow up their enemies once and for all.

But while these three races are locked in petty battles, a far greater threat has begun to loom from the reaches of outer space... an even bigger conflict between three races, locked in a much cooler and slightly-less-petty battle! If the ponies want to take part in this epic struggle for the fate of the galaxy, they'll have to do the unthinkable: join forces, and simultaneously declare all-out war on both the glittery, enigmatic Crytoss and the horrifying 'Ling Swarm. At the same time.

Now all they have to do is invent spaceships. And not get blow'd up. This is a good plan!

Note: The story is complete, but chapters will be released every two days.

Everyone
Incomplete
Comedy

57,249 words: Estimated 3 Hours, 49 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

13 Chapters:

  1. Prologue [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 11th, 2013
    1,103
  2. D01: Those dang, dirty dirt ponies [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 11th, 2013
    4,291
  3. D02: And here I thought it said "Nuclear Lunch Detected" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 11th, 2013
    4,152
  4. D03: Quid-Pro-Quo [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 11th, 2013
    4,000
  5. D04: Mare Sara... just add water [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 16th, 2013
    4,670
  6. D05: Is this another bug-hunt? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 19th, 2013
    6,447
  7. D06: Always expand before the two week mark [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 20th, 2013
    4,072
  8. D07: Have I mentioned how heterosexual I am, today? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 23rd, 2013
    5,323
  9. D08: The wind in your mane and the bugs in your teeth [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 26th, 2013
    4,063
  10. D09: Any sufficiently advanced magic [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 29th, 2013
    7,191
  11. D10: The truthiness is out there [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 31st, 2013
    6,002
  12. D11: In the front, with the gear [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 3rd, 2014
    2,867
  13. Dirt Pony Cinematic 1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 3rd, 2014
    3,068
Published Dec 15th, 2013
Last Update Jan 3rd, 2014

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