Life Goes On
Chapter 3: Chapter 3: The Great and Powerful Hangover!
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With Pinkie's Hall-o-weenie Party underway, the senior year prankster was already making her way towards the punch bowl. She had a history of making things go from fun, to chaotic crazy, all with one action. Freshman year she slipped condoms into guys pockets, their dates immediately freaking out and slapping them so hard dozens of fights broke out. Sophomore year she managed to turn Vinyl's laser light show into a kool-aid cannon, which ruined everyone's hair, something that made a few girls break down in tears. Junior year she managed to make the disco ball split open, showering everyone with water balloons, forcing everyone to go outside, and anyone in white had to do their best to cover up. This year, however, Pinkie was doing everything she could to keep it safe and fun, but she couldn't be everywhere at once.
"You two, watch for the pink maniac, I'm going to the punch bowl so I can make things fun like last year," the trickster whispered to Snips and Snails, the two idiots of Canterlot High. With small salutes and nods they were off, doing what they could to distract Pinkie. Being thankful that the morons were good at getting attention the trickster reached the punch bowl, and when she raised her hand up she let out her familiar call...
"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!" Trixie shouted as she took the top off the vodka bottle she had slipped into the party, "Is going to get this party going..." The bottle's top came off with a pop, it's contents quickly emptying into the punch bowl. Luckily, everyone was focused on Snips and Snails, and the music was too loud, so no one heard or saw Trixie spike the punch. Once her trick was planted Trixie ran off into the crowd, quickly finding Snips and Snails, who now had more dents in their head than a crash test dummy. Now, watching from a distance wasn't usually Trixie's thing, she normally liked to get away before anyone could see her, but this time, she thought it'd be interesting to see it unfold.
-15 Minutes since Spiked-
Some of the kids had started to drink the punch, most of them being able to hold their liquor. The other handful of students weren't that lucky however, and the diluted vodka in the punch managed to get them tipsy. With at least two of three tipsy students in any area of the gym at any given time, things were quickly descending into chaos. Some of the jocks were already trying to get some girls to come with them so they could have some "fun", but they were quickly denied and slapped for their efforts.
-30 Minutes since Spiked-
Half the students were tipsy or drunk, and a handful of them had left the gym already, either by choice, or by the teachers pulling them out by force. Trixie did notice that her two idiotic helpers had started to act strangely, but she wasn't worried, they were too stupid and weak to do anything to hurt her, no matter how drunk they got. Once her minions were calmed down Trixie looked back out to the crowd, seeing a certain rainbow haired jock losing her balance over time.
-45 Minutes since Spiked-
Half the school had been kicked out of the gym, including Snips and Snails, who had made their drunken move on Trixie, which didn't work out very well. They had tried to get her by force, forgetting that she was stronger than both of them combined, so they were quickly dropped to the ground and pulled out by Ms. Cheerilee. Twilight and her friends had started to leave, with Rainbow using Applejack's brother, Big Mac, for support since she couldn't hold herself up at the moment.
-1 Hour since Spiked-
The party was over. Too many students had gotten drunk, as well as Berry Punch, who had been here as a volunteer. Trixie was one of the only students who didn't get completely wasted, but she did take a few drinks herself, so she was a bit wobbly as she stumbled out in the crowd of kids who were being kicked out. When she saw a poster on the wall for the school sports teams Trixie remembered that Twilight and her friends had left, with one very drunk Rainbow Dash. She could only imagine the crazy things that drunk girl would get up to tonight.
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"So why are we all going to Sweet Apple Acres?" Rarity asked as the farm came into view, her high heels started to dig into her skin, "We could have just stayed at the party"
"And left Ms. Drunk Ass over there to find and fuck some random guy?" Applejack said as she pointed to Rainbow, who was lazily hanging off Big Mac's arm, "I know she's stupid for drinking, but I ain't gonna let her ruin herself if I can help it" Rarity couldn't help but agree with that, especially when Rainbow was doing her best to get on Mac. Luckily, he was a tough customer to even talk with, so Rainbow trying to get him in the sack had about as much chance as a snowball in the sun. However, Mac didn't seem to mind her being all over him...
"Rainbow, could you stop doing that, it's uncomfortable for me," Mac asked as Rainbow tried to climb onto his shoulders, pressing her breasts against his face in the process. Even though she had the smallest ones out of the group, it was still unsettling for one of his sister's friends pushing them into his face. Mac wasn't stupid, he knew most guys would rather have his sister, or Fluttershy, doing something like that, but Rainbow's seemed to have a certain allure to them now. Almost as though they were some kind of forbidden fruits.
"Hey *hic* Mac, you like 'em?" Rainbow asked as she pushed herself into his face again before she slid down his side, grabbing him down south, "I'm sure this is the perfect size to fit between them..." With his mind a haze it was hard for Mac to push her off, but his down to earth values snapped him out of it.
"Sorry Rainbow, but you're too drunk for me to do anything about this right now without feelin' bad later," Mac said as he pulled her hand off of him, "You should just calm down, we'll be at the farm soon and then you can take a nap"
"Can I sleep with you?~" Rainbow asked, again pushing up against Mac, her thigh rubbing him gently. Thankfully for Mac they got to the farm, giving him an excuse to hand Rainbow off to his sister before he fully broke down and listened to his other head. Applejack pulled Rainbow off of Mac, and despite her angry shouts and flailing arms, she managed to get Rainbow into the house and into one of the bathtubs. After letting out a sigh of relief Mac started to make his way upstairs.
"Where are you goin?" Applejack asked as she saw him start up the stairs.
"I'm tired, I just need to lay down for a bit," Mac replied, a yawn complimenting his statement, "You guys can go crazy in the barn, you know me and Granny won't wake up no matter how loud you guys get"
"Okay, then g'night, see you in the morning," Applejack said as she headed back outside, where her friends, as well as Aplebloom's trio, were waiting. Mac sighed and shook his head, knowing they were going to have a lot of fun, but he really was tired. Carrying Rainbow while trying to deny her passes at him took a lot out of him, so right now, all he wanted to do was sleep. Once in his room Mac took off his shirt and pants, now wearing nothing but his boxers, when he heard the door creak open.
"Why, hello there~" Rainbow cooed as she looked at Mac's butt from the doorway, "Is it Christmas already? I wanna open that present..." Rainbow quickly charged Mac onto his bed, using the element of surprise so he wouldn't be able to fight back. Once they were on the bed Rainbow straddled him, her shirt quickly flying off.
"Rainbow, stop, what are you doing!" Mac said quickly, hoping that Rainbow was just trying to play a prank on him, "This isn't what you want!"
"But it is what I want..." Rainbow said, becoming depressed all of a sudden, "I've had a, uh... crush... on you since freshmen year..."
"No, this is just the drunk talking, you wouldn't have a crush on some farm boy," Mac said quickly, trying to logic his way out of this situation, "You're a sports star, why would you want a farmer?"
"Because..." Rainbow said as she stuttered off, "You're the nicest guy I know... I don't want some other guy to hurt me..." Without letting Mac reply Rainbow leaned in, giving him a gentle kiss on the lips, which made him shut up. The kiss didn't seem like it came from a jock that was drunk off her ass, it felt like a lover kissing the object of their affection. With Mac's resistance almost completely gone Rainbow stood up, pulling the rest of her clothes off before pulling down Mac's boxers. Mini Mac was ready to go, but before she could get a taste of it Mac had something important to ask.
"Where you ever really drunk?"
"Nope, I just pretended to be... for the most part at least"
That was the last thing Mac or Rainbow heard before they began, the rest of their night collapsing into ecstasy...
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Meanwhile, outside the group was already having a party of their own, with Soarin making his move for Applejack, as Applebloom and Sweetie Belle watched on, their giggles filling the air. Scootaloo was busy talking with Fluttershy and Rarity, mostly about how awesome Rainbow Dash was, even when drunk. Not far away Twilight and Flash were sitting together, watching Pinkie as she hopped around madly, doing her best to turn the barn into a Halloween party room.
"So, even with what happened tonight, I had fun," Twilight said as she leaned against Flash, his arm going around her.
"How come?" Flash asked as he smiled, looking at Pinkie throwing streamers left and right.
"Because I was with you," Twilight said as she looked up, her cheeks bright red, "I love you Flash"
"Same here," Falsh said as he bent his head down, giving Twilight a kiss before Pinkie jumped over, pulling them into the barn so the party could continue where they left if off at the school.
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