I awake to see a blue glow visible under the crack of my doorframe. I sit up in bed and squint at it, making sure I’m not just seeing things. The light pulses slightly, there is clearly something outside my bedroom giving off blue light. Did I leave the TV on?

I sit up in bed, careful not to disturb Brittney sleeping beside me. I glance down at her and smile, she is nothing short of gorgeous. Blond hair, huge rack, thin waist, nice hips. God damn, she is the best piece of ass I have ever had the pleasure to fuck. Admittedly, she isn’t the brightest woman, but that really doesn’t matter when her pussy is worth its weight in gold. I get up off the bed and put a robe over my naked body, then make my way to the bedroom door and cautiously open it.

The blue light is very bright out here, and it seems to be coming from my living room, it’s gotta be the TV. I walk to the living room, and ‘lo and behold, the TV was on for some reason. I don’t know what channel this is though, it’s just a pulsating blue glow with some strange distortion on the rim.

I walk closer to the TV, mesmerized by it’s glow. Huh, strange. Well, whatever, I’m too tired to deal with this. I reach over and tap the power switch under the TV, but nothing happens. I tap it a few more times, but the blue glow remains. I get down on my hands and knees and make sure I’m hitting the right button. Hmm, well that’s the right button alright, but the TV isn’t shutting off. I figure I might as well just unplug it, but then I hear a bizarre voice come out of the speakers: “ѬฟอظѦذง يЩมัЪظ นั Ѯ”

“What the fuck?” The voice sounds like a mixture of a horse’s neigh with some version of French or something, I could tell there were words in there, but they were unlike anything I had ever heard. I wiggle my way out from under the TV and look back up at the screen. It isn’t just pulsing blue anymore, Cadance is there in the middle of the blue glow, her eyes following me.

I shake my head a few times to try and clear away the nonsense. But no, Cadance really was on my TV, she's just standing there and studying me with curious eyes. I know exactly who she is, I had been into that show for a few years. I never really got that into it, but I saw every episode of the first four seasons. I think the show got cancelled last year or something, I had stopped following the pony news though.

So I know this is Cadance, but why the fuck is she on my TV?

“ѬฟอظѦذง يЩมัЪظนั” She repeats herself and gestures at the ground next to me while smiling.

I glance down at what the pony in the TV is pointing at. I’m not sure what I expect to find, but turns out I did find something. There is some sort of crystal object on the floor of my living room. No larger than a soccer ball, it is faintly glowing with it’s own pinkish light. Perhaps most disconcerting is the fact that I know this thing wasn’t here when I went to bed a few hours ago.

Okay, this was officially crossing into creepyville. Cadance is on my pulsating TV, and she wants me to do something with this crystal thing that just appeared in my room. This makes no sense, this...

“Ahhh, wow I’m dumb.” I realize something: This has to be a dream. Why didn't I realize this sooner? Nothing here makes sense. I mean the last thing I remember is going to bed, and now a pony is trying to talk to me from my glowing TV. There's no question, this must all be in my head. I glance back at Cadance and wave as I talk to her, “Haha, very funny. Jokes on you, I know this is a dream!”

She appears to shrug, then puts her hooves on some crystal object on the ground next to her before looking up at me and speaking again, “Ѯงอัككนหو”. It sounds like a command.

I squint at the TV. It’s hard to make out anything with all the blue pulses, but now that I study it, it looks like Cadance is actually standing in a small room with a wooden floor and some furniture around her. Right on the ground right next to her is an exact replica of the strange crystal thing that appeared on the floor of my living room. She once again places her hooves on it and then gestures at me and at my crystal.

I looked over at it, then back at her. “You want me to match what you’re doing?”

“ѮงอัككนหوѨغظ يЩมัЪظนั” She just makes her strange neigh dialog at me.

I scratch my head. “I’ll take that as a yes?” I sit down next to the crystal thing. Part of me asks if this is really a good idea, but meh, not like it matters, it’s just a dream.

I glance up at the pony, she’s smiling ear to ear. Kind of creepy, but well, here goes nothing. I take a deep breath and grab the crystal thing.

That was a bad idea.

GKZZZCH! A jolt of indescribable sensation travels from the crystal up through my hands. I try to pull my hands off the crystal, but it’s acting like a magnet for my hands, I can’t pull away!

GKZZZCH! Damnit, I’m not feeling that well. Parts of me all over are starting to feel funny. I really need to get away from this thing.

GKZZZCH! Another pulse travels through my body, it is in synch with the pulsing of the TV, every second or so the air just pulses and with it comes anothe--

GKZZZCH! Ow fuck, this is really starting to hurt. I jerk my shoulders back and forth to try and pull free, but all that happens is my robe falls off me and I find myself naked.

GKZZZCH! Ahh! I whip my head back in pain and as I do so I notice a strange sensation: hair bouncing off my shoulders. I glance at my shoulders, I can see my own hair? That's impossible I have short brown hair, there is no way--

GKZZZCH! Another wave travels through my body, and I see my hair grow another few inches right before my eyes. The hair isn't even brown anymore... is that pink? It's hard to see in this blue light, but it looks pink and purple.

GKZZZCH! I wince as I feel my leg start to cramp up. What the hell is this thing doing to me? I look up at the TV and feel my heart freeze. Cadance had changed. Her mane is gone and in it’s place is short brown hair. Her coat is shedding in some places too.

GKZZZCH! I glance down and look at my chest, I had patches of pink fur forming. What? No... I glance back at Cadance.

GKZZZCH! In the TV I see her orb pulse the same time as mine, and as it does so I see a wave of more minor changes spread across her body.

GKZZZCH! I see her wings recede into her body and ---AAAHH FUCK! My back explodes in pain as I feel my skin get split open and something bursts out. I glance behind me to see Cadance's pink wings coming off my back. This can't be happening.

GKZZZCH! I glance up to see Cadance smiling as she turns her lower half to face me. She spreads her legs, showing me her teats and rather large horse pussy. I start to connect the dots “No, STO--”

GKZZZCH! My abdomen twists in a mixture of pain and pleasure, and my eyes register that on screen Cadence's nether lips have just fused together. I feel my cock go limp and I glance down, desperately trying to move my hands down to save myself somehow. If I could just get my hands off this orb, then I could hold onto my manhood, I could maybe stop it from--

GKZZZCH! Too late. I bite my shoulder as I feel my cock slowly melt into my skin. A second later I glance up to see Cadance start to grow a human cock out of nowhere. As it grows I see her teats shrink away to nothing; then a few seconds later I feel twin mounds of flesh start to bulge out down below.

GKZZZCH! Suddenly I feel an intimate space between my legs get split open. Aahhheeeiiiii I involuntarily scream out in a mix of pain and carnal pleasure. As I scream I hear my voice goes up a few octaves when my balls get pulled into my abdomen. Oh god, I really don’t wanna look down at myself, I don't think I could take it.

GKZZZCH! Fate had other plans, this jolt sends a wave of pain down my spine and I am forced to double over on myself. I feel something push out my spine and soon a purple and pink tail come into view... right behind the equine pussy that is now located right between my thighs. I... I think I’m going to throw up.

GKZZZCH! I suffocate for a few seconds as my jaw twists in on itself and I feel my head enlarge.

GKZZZCH! Not wanting to think about what is happening, I close my eyes as my head continues to change shape, and I feel bones popping and snapping all over my body.

“Almost done, are you excited?” The words came from the TV.

GKZZZCH! My knees jolt upwards and I feel my fingers and toes go numb. I look into the TV, Cadance isn’t there anymore, in her place is a more or less human body. It isn’t totally human though, it still had a horn and--

GKZZZCH! My forehead bursts open as a horn shoots out of my skull. I struggle to turn back to face the TV. I want to ask why it was doing this, I want to ask it to stop! I open my mouth, noticing that my jaw feels different, “ѪعทองฟФฝน”. Oh god, my voice. I can’t form normal words, only the strange neigh sounds that--

GKZZZCH! I don’t know how much more I can take, I’m so drained, I’m so tired. I look up and see the person in the TV is now a 100% match to my original human self.

Gkzzch... The noise powers down and finally releases my arms. I fall forward and catch myself to land on all fours. Wait, fours? I twist my neck backwards and see a pink and purple pony body behind me. God damn it Cadance, what have you done to me?

I noticed the pulsing stopped, the light from the TV is just one solid blue now. I look back at the TV and nearly shit myself as I see my human body standing in the living room just in front of the TV. I stare at him and open my mouth “What the hell did you do? The fuck is going on?” I surprise myself as I realize I can understand my own words. Phew, that’s a relief, for a moment there I thought I was going to be stuck speaking in those strange neighs.

My body laughs slightly, “Lalypi enomarI reter”.

I blink, he’s speaking English, I know it’s English. I just... can’t... figure it out. What the hell is he saying? I speak up, “Can I not understand English anymore?”.

As I hear my words I understand my own question. I realize I’m actually speaking in the bizarre language pony Cadance was using just a few minutes ago. Is this Equestrian? Is this all I can speak and understand now? What the hell is going on? I am too tired to figure all this out, too drained to even think about it. I feel my giant pony head start to nod off into sleep. The human picks me up and carries me with both of his arms. I open my eyes, where is he taking me?

He moves towards the TV and that steady color of glowing blue, I can see the glass shimmer strangely. He starts rocking me back and forth and building momentum, not unlike how someone prepares to throw a heavy log into a pond.

I realize what he is doing and decide I should probably try and stop him. However, at that moment he lets me go and launches me at the TV. Fuck, this is an expensive TV, I am going to break it in half if I got thrown into--SPLOOSH

I fall through the screen as if it's made of water, then crash land onto a wooden floor on the other side.

“Ow... fuck me.” I glance back at the direction I came from and see a shrinking bluish portal. Through it I can just make out my living room and I see my human body waving goodbye. I try to stand up, but I just don’t have the energy to even move at this point. I groan as I see the portal get smaller and smaller until it disappears completely with an audible “pop”. All that remains is a normal looking vanity mirror that is right behind where the portal was. Around the mirror are some dresses and some pretty risque looking stockings and garters, as well as other intimate lady garments for ponies. In the mirror I can see my reflection, a very confused and tired looking female pony, none other than the Princess of Love herself. Why the hell am I in this body? Why did Cadance steal mine? Was she trying to escape from something or someone?

“Honey? Are you up there? It’s getting late, come to bed.” The neigh came from downstairs, and my pony brain instantly deciphers it into a language I can understand.

A few footsteps later and the door to the room opens. I look up to see none other than Shining Armor walk into the room and look down at me. I am still lying on the floor at this point, so as I look up I unintentionally get a full view of Shining’s underside. Oh god, they never animated that in the show. I close my eyes and turn my head away in horror. Between Shining’s legs was a cock larger than a human arm. What the fuck.

“Honey, it’s time for bed, I got the bed all nice and warm...” nickers Shining Armor as he reaches down and bites at my tail.

My mind catches his innuendo. Gah, this dream of mine is getting really fucked up, and even though this is a dream I’m still quite certain I don't want to get rutted as a mare. I swallow the lump in my throat, “I’m uh, really tired. And I have a headache, yeah that's it, headaches.”

Shining Armor grins, “Cadance, you’re my wife and you’re just coming into season. You have a lot of long nights ahead of you, headaches or not.” Shining kisses my flank right on the Cutie Mark, and in horror I feel my new genitalia quiver ever so slightly as Shining’s lips leave my skin. Oh god, I quickly push those thoughts (and his words) out of my mind. I need to focus on what’s happening here. Cadance is coming into heat, I’m in her body, Shining thinks I’m his wife, and he really wants to fuck her? What the hell kind of dream are you coming up with brain? Well, thank god I’ll be awake before this goes much further.

I look up at Shining who is waiting for a reply. “Yeah, sure thing honey. Don’t worry, later on you will get your share of me. You can have me for whatever, just please let me rest first. Tomorrow we can do something, I promise! I’m just so tired right now... so tired.” Saying he could have some of me was disturbing as all hell; my brain wanted to puke at the thought of being with a dude. At the same time though, I can feel my new genitals practically twitch at the thought of getting some action. Urgh, this is too creepy, I can’t wait to get out of this body. I just need to buy some time, it doesn't matter what Shining does with Cadance later, once I wake up in the morning I’ll be safe. I just need to 'go to bed' in this dream so I can wake up in real life.

Shining frowns, “Aww, alright Cadance, you can have tonight off. But tomorrow you’re not getting out so easy! Here, I’ll take you to bed, you need to be well rested... for tomorrow”. He ends his sentence with a wink and I gulp nervously.

Shining’s horn glows and I feel my body being lifted off the ground and placed on his back. He opens the door and carries me down to the bedroom, and I can’t help but admire the gesture. I never carried a girl to bed before, and I am actually really tired. I lower my head and rest it on his back, inadvertently feeling his powerful muscles underneath. He smells nice too, it’s a very masculine, natural smell, it's sort of comforting really. Wait a second, is my body screwing with my head or something? I should not be feeling like this towards him. Well, whatever, it’s all part of the dream I guess. Might as well roll with it, there’s nothing wrong with admiring some muscles.

I'm actually slightly sad when I feel myself magically lifted off his back and placed on his bed, I have to admit I actually miss the feel of his body so close to mine. I don’t have to wait long though, right after placing me on the bed Shining joins me under the covers, rubbing up against me and cuddling at my side. Well, this is sort of nice, isn’t it?

Shining turns his head to face mine. I open my mouth to ask what he wants, but before I can say a word I feel his flat tongue slide into my open mouth. My eyes widen in shock as his large tongue start to rub over mine. Too surprised to think, I reciprocate the gesture purely on reflex and we kiss romantically for a few seconds. I am about to ask myself why the hell I am kissing a stallion, but then Shining breaks the kiss just as casually as he started it.

“Goodnight Cadance.”