Te Amo, Rainbow Dash
Chapter 2: Act 1, Scene 1
Previous Chapter Next Chapter(The lights turn back on to reveal a busy street in Equestria. Many ponies are walking around, talking to others with the usual hustle and bustle of everyday life. Among the crowd, Derpy Hooves can be seen delivering mail from door to door. Eventually, Applejack walks across the stage and bumps into Fluttershy.)
(Applejack)
“Oh hey Fluttershy. Ya doin’ anything today?”
(Fluttershy)
“Not a lot Applejack. I was just on my way to Sugarcube Corner to meet up with Pinkie Pie. By the way, have you heard? The Wonderbolts are coming to Ponyville.”
(Applejack)
“Yeah. I heard. In fact, everypony’s been talkin’ ‘bout it. There’s also posters all across Ponyville, like this one right’a here.”
(She then walks over to a near-by poster. The poster is purple with white streaks across the poster’s ‘sky’ that are supposed to be the Wonderbolts flying. At the bottom corners of the poster, there are pictures of Spitfire & Soarin. A few details are present at the bottom such as address, events and other things.)
“Rainbow Dash is hyped to see ‘em again. After all, maybe it’ll give her a chance to talk to ‘em. I mean, think back to the Gran’ Gallopin’ Gala. Rainbow Dash saved Soarin’s apple pie, Spitfire invites her to spend the evenin’ with ‘em and what do they do? Waste their time in their own conversations.”
(Fluttershy)
“Yes. I mean, I’d be a tad bit annoyed if my idols invited me to spend an evening with them and they ignored me.”
(Applejack)
“No kiddin’. You were in the gardens, chasin’ after animals most o’ the night. You only came into the Gala after the animals ran in there.”
(Fluttershy)
“Applejack, that was a bad time for me. Please try and don’t mention it.”
(Applejack)
(Feeling a little ashamed) “Sorry Sugarcube.”
(Her ears perk up a few seconds later.)
“Hey, I got an idea! Rainbow Dash’s birthday is comin’ up tomorrow! And you know how Rainbow Dash is such a huge fan of the Wonderbolts?”
(Fluttershy)
“Yeah.”
(Applejack looks around then gestures Fluttershy to follow her. They both go into the bottom left corner of the stage where the noise is quieter.)
(Applejack)
“I think, as a birthday surprise, we should get the Wonderbolts to arrive at her party. I know Pinkie Pie recently got their number.”
(Fluttershy)
“Oh Applejack, you are clever. Rainbow Dash will love that!”
(Applejack quickly clamps her hoof on Fluttershy’s mouth.)
(Applejack)
“Shh! Do you want Rainbow Dash to know ‘bout this? It’ll ruin the surprise if she does.”
(Applejack removes her hoof for Fluttershy’s mouth.)
(Fluttershy)
“Sorry.”
(Applejack)
“Ah, it’s alright. Rainbow Dash isn’t here anywho. Anyway, didn’t you need to meet up with Pinkie Pie today?”
(Fluttershy)
“Oh, I almost forgot! I’ll see you around Applejack!”
(Fluttershy runs off the stage.)
(Applejack)
“Oh I can’t wait to see the look on Rainbow Dash’s face when she finds out about the Wonderbolts at her birthday party. I mean, from what she’s told me, she’s been a fan of ‘em since she was a filly. Now honestly, I do like ‘em myself, but I’m not as much as a fan as Rainbow Dash. Sure, Spitfire may do a good job at leadin’ the group and Soarin may be good lookin’ but they’re just way outta my liege for me. But Rainbow Dash will like ‘em. She always told me how beautiful and ‘hot’ Soarin was to her. I couldn’t agree more. I mean, why else would fillies all over Equestria swoon before him. Well, I gotta get back to the farm. Macintosh may be needin’ some help buckin’ all them apples back at Sweet Apple Acres.”
(Applejack leaves.)
(End of Scene 1.) Next Chapter: Act 1, Scene 2 Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 21 Minutes