Te Amo, Rainbow Dash
Chapter 13: Act 2, Scene 6
Previous Chapter Next Chapter(During the scene change, Rainbow Dash & Soarin can be heard moaning and gasping as they have sex off-stage. Through the gasps and moans, a few words can be made out.)
(Rainbow Dash)
"Please, don't stop! / Give it to me Soarin! Give it to me! / I love you so much! / Right there, right there! / Oh, that feels so good!"
(Soarin)
"Yeah! Ride it cowpony! / Yes, Dashie! / You're the best. / Dashie, you taste so good. / You like that? Yeah you like that don't you? / You want me like that?"
(The moans and gasps intensify and get louder, presumably the two about to reach their climax, just as the scene finishes changing.)
(Rainbow Dash)
"Don't stop Soarin, I'm getting close!"
(Soarin)
"Don't give up on me Dashie! I'm almost there!"
(Rainbow Dash)
"Quickly, say my name before it comes."
(Soarin)
"You sure?"
(Rainbow Dash)
"Yeah."
(A few moans and grunts are heard before Soarin and Rainbow Dash scream each other's names:)
(Soarin)
"RAINBOW DASH!"
(Rainbow Dash)
"SOARIN!"
(The two finally scream loudly as they reach their climax. The screaming then stops abruptly and is replaced by the sound of Pinkie Pie crying. The light blue lights slowly shine on the stage, revealing Pinkie Pie in her room with the door closed. She's wondering around with her forehooves over her eyes. A few tracks of tears can be seen underneath them. It's night outside and the moon is low in the sky. After a few minutes, Mr. & Mrs. Cake slowly and quietly walk on stage.)
(Mr. Cake)
"Dear, I think Pinkie Pie's sleep walking again."
(Mrs. Cake)
"Well I can see that. The real question is why?"
(Pinkie Pie)
(Sounding drowsy) "I don't.... I don't want to."
(Mr. Cake)
"Pinkie Pie? You okay?"
(Pinkie Pie)
"I can't bear to face the consequences."
(Mrs. Cake)
"Can't bear to face the consequences of what?"
(Pinkie Pie)
"Killing Soarin."
(Mrs. Cake)
"Something's wrong."
(Mr. Cake)
"Well, what do we do?"
(Mrs. Cake)
"I don't know. Maybe we should just wake her up."
(Mr. Cake)
"Okay, I'll go and talk to her."
(Mr. Cake slowly walks up to Pinkie Pie.)
(Pinkie Pie)
"You can't make me kill him!"
(Mr. Cake)
"Pinkie Pie, you don't need to kill anypony. You're just a having a nightmare."
(Pinkie Pie)
"This isn't a nightmare! Somepony's gonna get hurt!"
(Mr. Cake)
"You've got nothing to worry about, Pinkie Pie. You just need to wake up."
(Pinkie Pie)
"I can't.... do it."
(Mrs. Cake)
"Oh for Celestia's sake, just wake up Pinkie!"
(Pinkie Pie)
"I won't kill Soarin! You can't make me!"
(Mrs. Cake)
"Pinkie Pie, hello?"
(She waves a hoof in front of her face, but she doesn't respond.)
"Pinkie Pie come on, this is getting ridiculous! It's almost 3 in the morning!"
(Mr. Cake then sighs.)
(Mr. Cake)
"Look dear, it's not gonna work. I think we should just let her run her course and hope for the best."
(Mr & Mrs. Cake walk out. The instant the door closes, Pinkie Pie wakes up.)
(Pinkie Pie)
"What? What just happened? I best get back to bed."
(She passes a mirror where Pinkamina, her dark alter-ego, watches her. She pauses and looks back at the mirror, seeing Pinkamina.)
"Well hello stranger. What's your name?"
(Pinkamina)
(With slightly lower in pitch than Pinkie's voice and an echo, making her sound demonic.) "I'm you."
(Pinkie Pie)
"I don't get it."
(Pinkamina)
"Remember that day you thought your friends wanted to stop being your friends?"
(Pinkie Pie thinks about it, then looks at a bucket of turnips, a pile of rocks, a clump of lint and a bag of flour before realizing.)
(Pinkie Pie)
"Wait, Rocky? Madame Le Flour? Sir Lintsalot? Mr. Turnip?"
(She looks scared, turning back to the mirror.)
"They're not real. But you used my own insanity to make them real."
(Pinkamina)
"WE made them real."
(Pinkie Pie)
"We?"
(Pinkamina)
"Don't tell me you've forgotten! Remember? You almost spent the rest of your birthday as a recluse."
(Pinkie Pie)
"You made me a recluse!"
(Pinkie Pie walks away from the mirror, walks over to the door and stands by it as 'Sinister Setting' begins to play.)
(Pinkamina)
"Yes I did. And I can show you how you can get closer to Soarin."
(Pinkie Pie)
"What do you mean?"
(Pinkamina)
"I know you're obsessed with him."
(Pinkie Pie)
"I'm not obsessed!"
(Pinkamina)
"It's obvious you are. Does 'As much as I love Soarin.' ring a bell? You're just jealous that Soarin isn't your coltfriend."
(Pinkie Pie)
"I'm not jealous! I wouldn't dream of having Soarin as a coltfriend!"
(Pinkamina)
"Yes, but I know you wish to get close to him."
(Pinkie Pie turns to face the mirror.)
(Pinkie Pie)
"That's..... true."
(Pinkamina)
"Well, it's easy. Just take Rainbow Dash out the picture. If you want Soarin all to yourself, just get Rainbow Dash out the way. Think about it Pinkie Pie."
(Pinkamina disappears after saying the line, leaving Pinkie Pie alone. She walks up to the mirror and looks into it as she delivers her few next lines.)
(Pinkie Pie)
"Well, I do want to get close to Soarin. But what about Dashie? She kissed Soarin at the party. SHE could be his marefriend now. And what right do I have to split them up? Besides, Rainbow Dash would get jealous if I just took Soarin away from her. I need to sleep on it. I'll think about it tomorrow."
(Pinkie Pie walks back over to her bed, curls up under the covers and falls asleep.)
(End of Scene 6.)
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